Chapter 285: For the sake of great Germany, I drank high

Genius 3 seconds to remember the website of this site [Pen Maze Pavilion] What brand of bed is this? It smells so good! So soft! So resilient! Ever since I was a child, I have never slept in such a comfortable bed.

Chen Dao wanted to open his eyes, but found that his eyelids weighed more than a thousand catties, and he couldn't lift them up with all his strength.

Chen Dao wanted to raise his hand, but found that he couldn't find where his arm was.

He wanted to open his mouth to speak, but he felt like the Sahara desert in his throat, burning and dry, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make a sound.

"Heinz, what do you want?" The sound of heaven sounded in Chen Dao's ears.

Chen Dao's mouth opened and opened, but only a series of meaningless notes were released.

"Heinz, what do you say? You speak louder. The sound of heaven sounded again.

Chen Dao closed his eyes and mobilized every cell in his body to work together, and the powerful power converged to his throat along every meridian in his body, condensing into an earth-shattering "lion's roar".

"Water"

A moment later, a clear spring flowed into Chen Dao's mouth, moistening his parched throat.

The most ordinary cold boiled water was tantamount to Ganlin in Chen Dao's mouth at this time, and he greedily sucked every drop of the water of life in his mouth, watering his dry body, but he drank too violently, exceeding the maximum flow that his throat could accept.

The throat immediately protested against the overload, and without Chen Dao's permission, he distributed the flood to the co-worker trachea comrades on the side to relieve the pressure of work.

"Ahem, cough, cough" The sound of violent coughing echoed through the room.

The moisturizing of Ganlin and the violent coughing made Chen Dao's body regain a little vitality.

The missing arm was found, the speech function was slightly restored, and the weight of the eyelids dropped from 1,000 catties to 100 catties, and he still couldn't open them.

Half-asleep, Chen Dao noticed a hand rubbing lightly against his face.

The movements of that hand were gentle and careful. It's like stroking your lover.

Chen Dao pondered his situation in a haze.

Whose groping pork knuckle is eating my tofu? What kind of place is this?

Scenes of intermittent images flashed in front of Chen Dao's eyes.

Adlon Hotel restaurant Zhukov fights wine

Countless memory fragments flew in front of Chen Dao's eyes, condensed like a puzzle into a figure full of masculinity.

Seeing the rugged man in a green military uniform, wearing a green military hat, and ambiguously touching his face, Chen Dao was immediately furious.

Zhukov, you cuckold guy dares to harass this bandit and eat me with a black tiger in the heart.

Chen Dao raised his right hand, pinched a tiger claw, and grabbed Zhukov's chest with lightning speed, hitting Zhukov's chest.

"Ahh

A huge force surged, and Chen Dao felt that his body was thrown out.

Hum! I didn't expect Zhukov to be a man, and he screamed like a woman.

However, the pectoral muscles are very well developed. It feels good, it's very elastic, and it seems to be a regular exerciser. However, he was still defeated by Ben Bandit.

Chen Dao raised his right hand, which had just made a great achievement, pinched it a few times in front of his eyes, and carefully recalled the shocking blow that was full of anger just now.

Chen Dao's eyes rolled, and he realized that he could actually open his eyes.

Look at the furnishings around the room, very strange place, not at home. Nor in the hotel. It seems to be someone's guest room.

Chen Dao was stunned for a while, and his face suddenly became strange.

Lift the covers. Chen Dao looked at his **.

This cold, wet feeling, and that familiar pleasure. I shamefully let go of the gun.

Who can understand the troubles of older single young men?

Chen Dao rubbed his swollen temples and sighed wordlessly.

It's not my own home, and I didn't change it. Chen Dao could only get up and dress in that very unparticular **.

Shaking out of the bedroom, Chen Dao saw a middle-aged man dressed as a waiter standing in front of the door.

"General Rosen, please come with me, the bathroom is here."

Chen Dao looked at the service on the waiter's body and asked in surprise, "This is the Prime Minister's Mansion?" How did I end up here? ”

The waiter said respectfully, "It was the Führer who brought you back, and you seem to have drunk too much, General." ”

Chen Dao sighed softly and followed the waiter to the bathroom.

As soon as his left foot stepped into the bathroom, Chen Dao suddenly remembered something.

"Who was in my room just now?"

A smile flashed in the middle-aged man's eyes, and then he said with a serious face: "I just came here too, I don't know." ”

Chen Dao nodded, turned around and walked into the bathroom, recalling the story of last night while washing up in the mirror.

He toasted Zhukov himself, and after a toast, the guy actually wanted to make another toast in pairs, and he seemed to follow suit.

After two glasses, he drank liquor with Zhukov in the bold style of drinking beer, and then appeared at the Prime Minister's Office.

So, are you defeated?

The first round of the battle with Zhukov turned out to be such a failure! And it's a shame to be in that kind of public! Shame on the world.

After washing, Chen Dao followed the waiter to the restaurant.

I really have my brain in water, I don't compare my IQ with the Russians, I have to compare my drink with them.

After two glasses of wine, his brain was hot, and he violated the principle of struggle to avoid the real and attack the false, and to promote his strengths and avoid his weaknesses, it seemed that he was still too young and his cultivation realm was not enough.

Hitler's voice interrupted Chen Dao's self-reproach.

"Heinz, you're up."

In the dining room, Hitler sat at the head of the table, Margaret sat to his right, and the two were eating breakfast.

Chen Dao greeted the two one after another, Hitler smiled and nodded, but Margaret gave him a blank look, which made Chen Dao confused for a while.

At Hitler's beckoning, Chen Dao sat on Hitler's left-hand side.

"Do you remember what happened yesterday?" Hitler asked with concern.

Chen Dao said awe-inspiringly: "I know, for the sake of the Führer, for the sake of the great Germany, I drank high. ”

"Poof."

Chen Dao saw Margaery on the other side looking over her head and smiling.

Hitler was also infected by Margaret's emotions and laughed along.

"How's it going yesterday?" Chen Dao asked.

"We fought a war of annihilation with superior forces." Lao Xi seemed to be in a good mood and joked with Chen Dao.

"What about our casualties?" Chen Dao asked.

"For the sake of great Germany, our vice-führer, and the Minister of Foreign Affairs, the Minister of Propaganda, oh, and you, fell under the table with glory and were carried out of the battlefield. The Adlon Hotel is relatively close to the Prime Minister's Palace, so I will have someone send you here and take care of you nearby. Hitler said, glancing at Margaret.

Margaret did not lift her head, and quickly ate the rest of the food on her plate before getting up to say goodbye to the two, but was stopped by Hitler.

Margaret turned her head and asked Hitler with her eyes.

"Margaret, I heard you scream before breakfast, what happened?" Hitler asked with a smile.

Chen Dao saw two red clouds rising from Margaret's cheeks, which were particularly conspicuous against the background of her fair skin.

"Neither of you are good people." Margaret stomped her foot proudly, glared at the two of them, and walked out of the restaurant with a twisted and swaying posture.

"In the morning, I asked Margaret to see if you were out of bed, hoping to create a little chance for the two of you to be alone. Who knew she ran out of your room screaming and said, what did you do to her? Hitler asked with a smile.

Lao Xi's smile is very ambiguous, and the smile is very low-level fun.

Chen Dao remembered the scene in the morning, and suddenly felt a lot of pressure

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PS: The second chapter and the third chapter will be released together, or combined into a large chapter, and the time will be later. (To be continued.) )