Chapter 14: New Ways to Play
"Du Gongzi, this is a big right and wrong, Gongzi has to be serious. What is the place of the Qinming Tax Collection Division, whose errand is it undertaken, others don't know, Du Gongzi, you ...... Can you still not know? ”
I don't know who invented the tea bowl of Gaiwan, white porcelain blue and white, filled with green and yellow tea soup, fragrant and tangy, just the posture of the cup lid teasing, it is really uncomfortable.
Qiangu Dama Golden Knife, with leather armor, a high-equipped Qianniu knife on the waist and cinnabar hand-picked by the emperor's imperial pen, the belt is made of black cowhide, which is inlaid with three green jades, which are "dragons, tigers and leopards", which are the minions of the minions and the fierce beasts of the beasts.
"Boss Qian, I was also entrusted by others, and I came to Baodi to say more. How dare you really mess around? ”
"Good!"
Although they are all tiger skins of police guards, the Royal Tax Police Corps is by no means good, all the vicious dogs are rabid dogs, flies can't find a fat one, mosquitoes fly by, and they must also pick meat on their legs.
Let you live, joke!
Qian Gu praised it, but he high-fived and laughed, and said to Du He: "Du Gongzi is really an understanding person!" Is this tax giving me money to someone? Paying taxes according to law is 'taken from the people for the people', Qian Mou...... is also for His Majesty, in the future, don't you still have to give back to the world? ”
"What's more, it's only a few copper coins? It is said that His Majesty is rich all over the world, but is His Majesty's patrol of Liaodong for himself? The army crossed, built bridges and paved roads, one by one, and the gold and silver seas could not hold it. The royal family has no food leftover! ”
Speaking of this, Qian Gu's voice suddenly raised, startling Du He.
His face twitched twice, and he said in his heart that this bastard is simply a bastard who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and he doesn't have to lie without panting, but he doesn't dare to be presumptuous, so he has to follow Yinghe: "What Boss Qian said is, it's not easy, it's not easy, Your Majesty has all over the world, Ze is the people, those things who see money, where can you understand Your Majesty's hardships, where can you know Boss Qian's hardships, I am very admired, and I sincerely admire!" ”
After touting the horse, the posture was more sleek than Mengwu Murowei's favorite sycophant, Du Erlang felt that he was going to vomit out the dinner overnight, Rao is he has always been thick-skinned, and he likes to talk nonsense, this scene is also a little unbearable, saying a few words, it is like a world away.
Finally said goodbye, leaving the Yangzhou Office of the Qinming Taxation Division, Du He hurriedly rode his horse and got out, arrived at a restaurant, and scolded when he went upstairs: "What kind of errand is this, next time let Lao Tzu talk to Qian Lao Turtle, Lao Tzu will turn his face with whom!" The turtle grandson who entered the mother, Lao Tzu has lost face! ”
"Jiro ......"
"Shut up! Wei Shuyu, you are also a Yangzhou land-sitting household, are you the governor of Jianghuai doing it for nothing? Let Lao Tzu go to embarrass people, and I will go to you next time! ”
The old face turned red, and Wei Shuyu said in his heart, if it weren't for the goods of you and Fang Eryi, could I find you? Originally, I wanted to find Hou Junji's family, but people don't play with us, right?
If you want to escape the taxes in Yangzhou, you can also escape, as long as you are not pinched by the Royal Tax Police Corps, you will have no problem escaping to the wasteland.
But if you are caught, I'm sorry, if you fight to death, it is the emperor's grace, and if you go bankrupt, it is the virtue of God to have a good life, and exile for 3,000 miles is the right routine......
Don't say you can't do it, Qian Gu can really do it, he can not only do it, but also make a deal, and the Western Army still has a "friendship" with the Qinming Tax Collection Department.
Exiled to a family of five, the Western Army's "rebate" of half a camel is not accurate, in short, it is not a loss, the middleman is a certain Turkic mad dog, Tong Su is not bullied, and there is a good reputation.
"Boss, why did this Du Er come to Yangzhou to wade into troubled waters?"
"That's a rammer, what do you know, if he has the power of his eldest brother, as for being played by Wei Zheng's stupid son as a monkey?"
Qian Gu sneered, and then raised his eyebrows, "Your Majesty patrols Liaodong, I don't want to serve in front of the emperor, but I have to keep an eye on these Xiaoxiao who want to fight the royal idea for Your Majesty." Tax evasion, tax evasion, and ...... self-explanatory"
"But boss, Yangzhou is still Wei Zheng's territory, although he has been in Jianghuai for several years. If it really makes a big fuss, I'm afraid that Wei Zheng will go to the palace to fight a lawsuit. ”
"What are you afraid of?"
Squinting and looking at it with disdain, Qian Gu slowly stroked his beard, then nodded and said, "However, you can't force it too much." If Yangzhou is prosperous, His Majesty will have no light, and when the time comes, we will all have to suffer. is not only a royal loyal dog, but also a minion of His Majesty, who wants to share his Majesty's worries. In this way, you let those who can write and calculate, draw up a recital, and send it to the emperor...... Remember! There must be something to say, Your Majesty is happy, I am happy, I am happy, the brothers of the Royal Tax Police Corps are also happy, the brothers are happy, can the turtles in Yangzhou still be unhappy? Huh? ”
"The boss is far-sighted, and his subordinates are full of admiration. It just so happens that there are students of Linzhangshan Academy crossing the border these days, and there is a brother who is a fellow villager, leaving him to do paperwork, and he is a person who can write and calculate, and it is said that he is an outstanding graduate of the 17th class, and Linzhangshan is in the top ten of the school, and even the Jianghan observation envoy has given a comment and stamped ......"
"Oh? Have talent from Wuhan? ”
Hearing this, Qian Gu's eyes rolled, "You let ...... No, if he personally went to the school to take the exam, if he had the ability, how could the Yamen of the Taxation Department let the pearl be dusted? Most of the brothers are born in the Han Dynasty, and it is natural to fight and kill and arrest tax evasion, but to deal with those illegal traders who are full of thoughts, they still have to specialize in the art industry. ”
"The boss is wise, his subordinates are stupid, and he can't even perceive the truth, it's really a crime that deserves death, and his subordinates will definitely urge his brothers to study more in the future......"
"Well, this can't be blamed on you, as the so-called is not in his position, he does not seek his government, and when Suzhou opens in the future, if you become the head of a place, you will think like this."
"The subordinates are all right, and they must be loyal to the boss and Your Majesty!"
In a few days, both sides of the Yangzhou Canal were disturbed and lively for a while, and the documents and grain orders of several counties saw the new notice issued by the Royal Tax Police Corps, and their expressions were quite complicated, half of their faces were crooked, and half of their faces were collapsed.
"Phew! What a world! ”
"This surnamed Qian is really shameless, his skin is as thick as a city wall!"
"That's it, this can make him seize the opportunity to be sycophant, I can't wait, it's far from it."
Li Dong, who was far away in Liaodong, was pleased: "Qian Gu is thinking about the country, if everyone is like this, why should I work hard to come to Liaodong in person?" ”
On the side, Ma Zhou didn't even have the heart to cater to him, but he didn't expect that the Qinming Taxation Department would actually come up with a policy.
It's a very reasonable policy.
This policy is to link tax reductions, tax exemptions and refunds to childbearing.
Where XX home, Tianding import duty-free ......
For a time, on both sides of the Yangzhou Canal, small traders and hawkers cried with joy, and the peddlers and pawns were ecstatic.
The emperor's grace is magnificent, the emperor's grace is magnificent, after paying taxes for so many years, I finally see the money back!
And when a certain local dog in Wuhan was routinely reading the newspaper, a mouthful of old blood almost sprayed through the newspaper, he never expected that Qian Gu, a good guy, would be so good at playing, and he would play so fresh and refined, and it was obviously not a routine with the bewitching sluts in the capital.
"What the hell is going to work? Giving birth to a child is tax-free, who opened the brain hole, it! ”