Chapter 375: Please Call Me Hold Brother

There is a kind of tiredness that is happy.

There is a kind of sore feet that is blissful.

For example: go shopping!

After a morning of shopping, the women were tired, but their faces were full of excitement, in fact, what they really enjoyed was not the joy of spending money, but the joy of shopping, a kind of free breath that made them immersed in it, unable to extricate themselves.

However, they did not forget that there was another very important event today, which was the fashion show.

Afternoon.

The door of Fengfei Tower, which was about to be pierced, finally opened.

The women immediately poured into it, because after all, there are still a lot fewer women, not like men, they can crowd the North Lane, so Han Yi did not adopt a ticket system, it was completely free, and he also hoped that more women could see this fashion show

This time, there was no red cloth on the stage, but it was empty, there was not even a prop, but the stage was much longer, and the women who were used to watching dramas couldn't help but feel very curious, they didn't know what a catwalk was, and asked each other.

In addition, there are banners posted at the bottom of the stage, what thank you to the "beauty brand" for sponsoring rouge and spices, Jia Ji jewelry store sponsoring jewelry, Yunyun and the like.

Because this has never happened before, and even some people don't even know what sponsorship means, so it's inevitable that there will be a lot of talk about it.

For a while, Fengfei Building was also full of people.

If Ramhid was here, he would have to laugh happily, just with these banners, not to mention just sending some rouge and spices, even if it was to send money to Han Yi, he would be willing. Of course, this is the first time, so Han Yi let them taste some sweetness, and he will definitely collect money later. After all, he is doing business, not doing good deeds, how can he always let others take advantage.

But this is a bitter thing for those businesses outside, every time Fengfeilou opens, the number of customers on the street is reduced by half, but women are especially worse. There are almost no people on the street, and when I look at it, I still think that I have come to the ghost street, and it can be seen that they can't shake the hegemony of Fengfeilou in North Lane.

Background.

The chaos inside is similar to that of later generations, shouting that the rouge is gone, and complaining about who took the comb away, and people keep going out and people coming in.

I saw that the model was putting the finishing touch-up on it. Of course, today's copper mirrors are too expensive, and it is impossible for each person to arrange a copper mirror for them, but there are many people, so Han Yi arranges a makeup artist for them alone, based on the beauty of the makeup artist, I don't need to know how my makeup is, of course. As for whether it is up to standard, Liu E has to nod. After all, Liu E came out of the palace, and she is also a palace prostitute, beautiful and ugly, she still has a ruler in her heart.

However, Liu E left her post without permission and came to Han Yi's side. Tugging on Han Yi's sleeve, he asked excitedly: "Brother Han, the emperor - the emperor is really here - is it really here?" ”

This Han Yi had to watch the scene, so he accompanied Li Zhi in the backyard for a while, and then came to the building to help. However, with Zheng Shanxing and Xiao Wuyi with them, Li Zhi didn't say that Han Yi was needed, but when Han Yi was there, the atmosphere was more lively, this is the fun brought by cultural differences, Han Yi's speaking style and thinking are not available now, you always have some special feelings when you talk to him.

Sweat! It's okay with you when you're here, you're so old, no, it seems that the emperor likes this tune. Han Yi suddenly frowned and said, "It really shouldn't be!" ”

Liu E was surprised: "Is something wrong?" ”

She has been busy working outside, and then came to Fengfeilou to arrange, during which she went to the backyard, but was stopped at the door, only to know that the emperor came, and she also wanted to go in to see, but she was timid by nature, and felt that she could not go in without the emperor's order, and completely forgot that this was her home.

Han Yithief smiled: "If Sister Liu is here, in case the emperor takes a fancy to you, it will be a great luck, this is really a good opportunity, but it's okay, the emperor will come later, and then I will arrange a job to serve you tea and water, and you can take the opportunity to get close to the emperor." ”

Liu E heard that the dark clouds stained her eyebrows, let go of her hand, and said unhappily: "Go and go, I said can you accumulate some virtue, I am so old, you still make fun of me, if this word reaches the ears of the emperor, you are a big crime!" ”

Han Yi said: "I'm so young, I have no taboos, if I want to accumulate virtue, then I have to wait until I reach your age." ”

Liu E was so angry that her mouth was crooked, and she looked at Han Yi with puffed eyes.

Han Yi looked at her like this, and suddenly an idiom sounded, Qian donkey skills are poor. But he wasn't joking with Liu E anymore, and said with a smile: "Don't be too nervous, Your Majesty is here just because he is curious, and wants to see our North Lane and see what this woman's day is like." ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, if you have something serious to do with me, do you think Your Majesty will come in person? It's okay to find someone to tell me to enter the palace, I'm not so honorable yet. ”

Liu E thought about it, and said with a smile: "Then this is a good thing for us, those shops are not afraid that the household department will retaliate against us, and now that the emperor is here, see if they dare to suspect us no." ”

Han Yi smiled and said: "Sister Liu, you finally got to the point, as long as the emperor goes to this station, it is better than tens of millions of publicity!" Hurry up and prepare, don't disappoint the emperor. ”

Liu E was stunned, immediately left Han Yi behind, plunged into the crowd, and heard her reprimand in a moment, "How are these eyebrows drawn, like a pig's tail, redraw and repaint, and you, how many times have I said it, rouge should be symmetrical, it should seem true or false, it looks like a blush, is your blush so round?" ”

Oh, my God!

Han Yi rolled his eyes, turned his head, and saw a group of models behind him, untidy, with his chest and back, and his romantic heart suddenly went up his throat, so he quickly rubbed his eyes and silently recited a few terrifying spells, female devil, female devil.

After repeating it more than ten times, the terror finally overcame **.

That's when he breathed a sigh of relief.

After a while, the young eunuch ran over and said, "Han Yushi, the emperor asked you if you started?" ”

Han Yi said: "Oh, it's about to start, you can ask the emperor to move." ”

"Okay. Let's tell the emperor now. ”

With that, he walked away on the elephant's legs.

Han Yi looked at his back and thought to himself, with a little less weight, walking is much brisker! I tidied up my clothes a little and cursed secretly. It's really depressing to have a world without mirrors, and it's so unfair that I can't appreciate my handsomeness in the whole world. Suddenly, he beckoned to Meng'er, who was also helping with makeup, and said, "Meng'er, come over for a while." ”

Meng'er walked forward quickly and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Han Yi pointed to his face and said, "Is it handsome?" ”

Meng'er was stupid and looked at Han Yi blankly.

It seems that sometimes it's not good to be too free! In a world where there is no flattery at all, the ghost is still willing to be the boss! Han Yi beckoned to the little lady on the side again.

The little lady immediately stepped forward and said, "Brother Xiaoyi, is there something wrong?" ”

Han Yi pointed to his face and said, "Is it handsome?" ”

The little lady immediately said, "So handsome! ”

"Good!"

Han Yi said cheerfully: "The next play." I'll let you play a female-supporting role. ”

"Really?"

"When did you see me ever lied to someone?"

"Thank you Brother Xiaoyi, thank you Brother Xiaoyi!"

"You deserve it."

Han Yi saw the excited expression of this little lady, and secretly wondered, should I try the unspoken rules next?

Suddenly, he heard a burst of silver-like laughter, and Han Yi looked at it intently, only to see that Meng'er was already leaning forward and leaning back with laughter. This chick is still unrepentant, and it seems that she has to be given a little deterrent. He immediately said, "You are ready to be refrigerated." ”

Meng'er laughed even louder.

"Wow! It's so nice to be refrigerated. I don't think you want to act. ”

Meng'er's eyes fluttered arrogantly, and said, "Now I can rehearse." I can act again, and I can help with makeup, are you willing to refrigerate me? ”

Han Yi took a sharp breath of cold air and said, "When did you become so smart." ”

"Humph! This lady has always been very smart, okay. ”

Meng'er raised his head, all kinds of tsundere.

At this moment, Liu E came over again. Said: "Brother Han, are you ready?" ”

Han Yi didn't answer and asked, "Is it handsome?" ”

"Handsome, handsome!"

"Wow! You don't need to be so perfunctory. ”

Liu E was so anxious that she paused: "I really don't have the heart to tell you this now, do you really want to go up and say it?" ”

Han Yi was very depressed and said: "I don't want to either, but the emperor is here, I have to go up and say a few polite words." ”

Liu E said: "But you didn't have this plan. There's no preparation at all, can you do it? ”

Han Yi smiled: "It's a little meaning! You haven't heard a word. ”

"What?"

"Liars - oh no, genius doesn't need a script. I was also scared that I was stealing the limelight from the show. ”

It turned out that Han Yi was going to show up, thinking about taking a day off, but when the emperor came, he had to go up and say a few words to explain, lest someone impeach him and make waves, this was a temporary decision, and there was no preparation at all, so Liu E was very worried about this. But for him, there is no pressure at all, you must know that he used to use his life to act in unscripted dramas, and he can't NG, NG hangs.

After waiting for a while, Li Zhi and the others quietly entered the building through the back door, but because this was a woman's day, men could not take the lead, and it was not convenient for Li Zhi to reveal his identity, so Han Yi had people get some screens to surround the VIP seats, completely blocking the sight of the women in the audience.

Xiao Wuyi doesn't care if you are the emperor or not, she is not rare in this VIP seat, after covering Li Zhi and them into the VIP seat, she said to Li Zhi, and took Cui Hongyan to sit with her followers, in the VIP seat Li Zhi is the boss, here she is the boss, a woman like Xiao Wuyi is not willing to be subservient.

"That's a lot of people!" Li Zhi sat in the guest seat, looking around, looking around, all of them were women, and the impact on his heart was not small, and he saw banners hanging everywhere, with some strange words written on them, and he was curious: "What do these banners mean?" ”

Wu Meiniang said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I finally understand why the two cities can't compete in North Lane." ”

Li Zhi was surprised: "Isn't it Mei Niang, you know?" ”

Wu Meiniang nodded and said: "Later, those women will come out in new clothes, and they will definitely attract the attention of the guests, whether it is the rouge on their faces or the jewelry they wear, since Han Yi is sure to let them go on stage, it will definitely be very good-looking, then these guests will naturally want to buy some when they see them, that is to say, these banners can bring huge benefits to these merchants, and the concubine guesses that those merchants want to hang the banners here, and they have to pay Han Yi a lot of money." ”

Li Zhi suddenly realized when he heard this, and said with a slight smile: "I didn't expect that this simple banner would contain so many benefits, it's really surprising." At the same time, I also admire Han Yi's business talent.

Zheng Shanxing was surprised: "I didn't expect Zhaoyi to be so proficient in this business. ”

Wu Meiniang smiled modestly and said: "Zheng Gongzi is too modest, compared to Zheng Gongzi's talent, I am really not worth mentioning." ”

She was born in a wealthy merchant family, and she was also a very famous businessman, and her wealth at the peak may be second only to the Yuan family, so she naturally understands this business.

Not long after Li Zhi and the others took their seats, Han Yi waved his forehead without Liuhai, and then walked to the stage in a dashing manner.

The women in the audience waited for a long time, and suddenly saw Han Yi appear on the stage, they couldn't help but be surprised, and the audience instantly fell silent.

Could this be the legendary fashion show?

If someone says yes, there will be countless rotten eggs flying towards Han Ye.

The old lady Xiong mask is off, you just let me see this?

Han Yi read everyone's stunned gaze and thought to himself, I have to warm up the scene. Suddenly, he let out an oops, his shoulders were high, and he said in a panic: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I ran the wrong place." With that, he made a gesture and ran off the stage.

The audience was stunned at first, because they were also wondering if this Han Yi had gone to the wrong place, but now that they heard Han Yi say this, they actually believed it, and then burst into laughter.

What a virtue it is to deceive!

Han Yi said secretly, turned around again, laughed, arched his hand around, and said, "Just kidding everyone, forgive me, forgive me." ”

Liu E in the audience patted her chest a few times and said, "Sooner or later, I will be scared to death by him." ”

Meng'er giggled: "I think Brother Xiaoyi is quite funny." ”

"Funny?"

Liu E suddenly had an urge to dream.

After a burst of laughter, the embarrassing atmosphere immediately disappeared, and everyone looked at Han Yi expectantly, in fact, Han Yi is quite a woman, after the first few exchanges, many women want to talk to Han Yi again, because Han Yi understands women's hearts too well, and it is comfortable to talk to him, but it is a pity that Han Yi rarely shows up on women's days. In front, it was because everyone's minds were focused on the fashion show, and when they suddenly saw Han Yi, it was difficult to accept it for a while, but now they are looking at Han Yi with anticipation.

Just ask the world, who else can control this woman's special session with the power of one person, please call me to hold brother! Han Yi was a little proud, coughed lightly, and said, "First of all, on behalf of Feng Feilou, I would like to say thank you to all the ladies and gentlemen, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to come here." ”

After a pause, he added: "There is no drama or sketch today, everyone comes here for only one purpose, and that is for the fashion show." I'm sure you've heard that I, Fengfeilou, opened a clothing store with Xu Jiu Bufang in Xishi, and we also designed some new clothes, and this fashion show is about these new clothes. I would like to sum up this fashion show in two sentences and two words. The first sentence is the love of beauty, which everyone has. The second sentence is that a man is clothed and a horse is saddled. And the first word is 'charming', and the second word is 'tailor-made'. ”

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