Chapter 35: The Emperor's Roundabout
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Oh......
It turns out that this is my cousin, cousin, I'm Hong Qi, we met when I was a child!
There is no doubt that although Changsun Chong is not interested in Lori, he is said to be his wife's cousin, and he is very unhappy to be shot back and forth by Zhang De with his eyes.
"Boy, rude!"
The eldest grandson snorted lightly, if it weren't for his father here, he would definitely let Lao Zhang see the power of the head of the four princes in the capital.
"Brother Boshu, the younger brother is only eleven years old."
Zhang De once again emphasized this point.
"Humph!"
Anyway, everyone who covets their cousin is a bad person.
The eldest grandson Wuji probably felt embarrassed, coughed lightly, and then said to Zhang De: "You are so perceptive, you actually saw through the identity of Lizhi." ”
Beauty?
Oh......
It turned out to be Lizhi's cousin, cousin, I'm Hong Qi, we met when we were children!
Li Lizhen is nine years old this year, but she has already relied on her peerless appearance to get rid of the best beautiful girls in the capital row. The main thing is that the genes are good, how dignified the eldest grandson queen is, that round body, that mature ...... These are not important, the important thing is that the eldest grandson queen can make Tang Guogong's son look at him, and there is no doubt that his appearance is off the charts.
Otherwise, look at Li Dong, how spicy is the little wife...... Isn't it still the queen who gives birth to one a year, without stopping? If the appearance is too low, with Li Dong's mentality of thinking about how to get it when he sees a beautiful woman, is it possible?
Anyway, from the perspective of Lao Zhang's two lifetimes, if his wife is like the eldest grandson queen, she will definitely play until dawn every day, and she will never touch any copies or masturbation again.
"Her Royal Highness the princess is beautiful and fragrant, like fireflies in the night, no matter how much you turn a blind eye, it will be in vain."
Sycophants, it must be shot now to be hot.
Don't think that little girls are stupid and don't understand anything, girls in the third grade of primary school have long begun to study which class of boys is the most handsome and which boy is the most gentle. Nine-year-old Li Lizhen listens to the sycophants of internal officials and female officials every day, and she must be not interested in listening to it. Just two sentences upside down, running outside, at most, going to my uncle's house to see how my cousin draws and reverses poetry.
However, now that a certain animal has been born, it is unlikely that the people of Datang will have a large number of generations in the next few decades.
Pingkangfang relied on the Qujiang Literary Society's longevity, and it could survive without new poems in fifty years......
That's right, Lao Zhang smashed the jobs of many poets, especially those who came to Chang'an to mix rice and felt that they were very talented.
They don't want to be officials, they just want to see and see the treasure Tianhua of the Tang Dynasty...... Of course, if you are too amazing to be a petty official because your talent is too amazing, it is okay to serve the country.
However, Qu Jiangwen directly shattered all the hopes of Huai Cai not meeting the candidates, and Lao Zhang was basically in the circle of small intellectuals, and he was already on the blacklist.
At present, in Dongshi and Pingkangfang, just by spraying Zhang Dalang as a bastard, he can attract the resonance of a vote of small intellectuals. If any servant sings a paragraph of "The evil obstacle descends from the sky to the east of the river, and the Zhang family has a little magic boy", the reward is from 30 Wen, and there is no cap.
In addition to the appearance of the broad masses of the people celebrating together, many people spurn Zhang De's good intention of strengthening the construction of Datang culture and entertainment!
Spit harshly!
Therefore, he is already the number one seed of traitors in the court, and he is a demon boy in the rivers and lakes, so how can he make Her Royal Highness the princess of Changle County curious: Why hasn't my father cut him down and abandoned the city?
However, Lao Zhang's sycophant was just right, and in the palace, the light would definitely not shroud her in a small gongju. The light belongs to Emperor Li and the eldest grandson Mama.
"Fireflies in the night? Ha ha...... Uncle, this guy is really interesting. No wonder you can beat the monster. ”
Cousin, I've fought monsters.
"Ahem, beauty, don't talk nonsense. Wu Guogong is the emperor's grace, loyal to the country, and is the protector of the Tang Dynasty, how can it be described as a monster? ”
Zhang De listened, what? Wei Chi is so forced every day, even the children of the emperor's family dare to bully? Damn, this monster really can't be looked at with common sense!
The inconspicuous young man standing next to Li Lizhen, but who had always wanted to brush up on his presence, stared at Zhang De with bright eyes, and then walked over excitedly and adoringly: "Zhang Dalang, this king has wanted to see you for a long time!" ”
This king?
Cha! Is this still a prince? Isn't it the son of an old yin and a little wife?
"Uh...... I don't know ...... Your Highness."
"This king, like you, is also eleven years old this year, and we are the same year."
"Oh......"
"This king often asks people to inquire about Da Lang, and what Da Lang does is really enviable. This king has admired Dalang for a long time......"
Wait! You wait! Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are a prince or not, although Lao Tzu has not yet developed, but he must be a straight man, what do you want to do?!
"Your Highness! Maybe the rumors in the market made His Highness misunderstand something, but in fact, he is a very superficial person. Your Highness has seen the wrong person. ”
"Haha, brother, this person is really interesting."
Cousin, I'm defending my sexual well-being, cousin, you're interjecting!
But then again, cousin, why do you call this little brother brother?
So Lao Zhang's tiger body was shocked, the tiger's eyes were round, and he exclaimed: "I don't know that the prince is coming, his words are abrupt, and I hope His Royal Highness will forgive his sins!" ”
Your sister! What the hell is going on! Did Dong Li's sons and daughters come to see monkeys?
"Hey, innocent, innocent, what's the crime? Dalang's conduct, this king knows. ”
Isn't it true that the princes on TV call themselves "lonely"? You have a mouthful of this king, it is easy for me to misunderstand an uninformed Jiangnan turtle.
Also, Prince, my conduct is really inferior, you see your uncle said that I have no integrity, you can let me go, I am only eleven years old. Speaking of eleven years old, the prince is also eleven years old, it is the sun in the morning, why don't you look at the outside world more? There are a lot of spicy people with different images and different temperaments......
The most important point, prince, you definitely can't be the emperor, so don't have anything to do with me.
The eldest grandson Wuji looked at Zhang De with a disgusted look, and suddenly became furious: "The vertical son is bold!" ”
Lao Zhang was suddenly startled, and forgot that the prince and his uncle were old yin.
"Don't dare, don't dare to ......"
There was a cold sweat on his forehead, what a hairy thing. None of your families are normal?
The image of the old yin is still very good, although it is not as handsome as Uncle Zhang Gongjin who is handsome with Xu Gong in the north of the city, but at least it is also a little bit "Isn't it beautiful" Wang Situ's demeanor.
"Wuzhuang Temple is in the southern suburbs, close to Nanshan, you are so self-sufficient."
The eldest grandson Wuji felt that this kid probably didn't have political understanding yet, so he didn't bother to mention it.
But the prince who couldn't help admiring Zhang De smiled like a husky, grabbed Lao Zhang's hand and said: "Da Lang, this king has become a saint, when you come back from Wuzhuang Guan, follow this king to see the writing and writing in Hongwen Pavilion with this king......"
Loosen! Handle it off! You let go of your hand!
I shook it several times and didn't shake it off, but when Lao Zhang heard the three words of Hongwenguan, his brain suddenly woke up.
Although Old Man Lu didn't learn the slightest bit of knowledge in "Classic Commentary", he didn't play cotton in vain, and he still knew the main place where the Tang liberal arts giants mixed.
Hongwen Hall is the legendary Datang National Library! The old man who came out of it was not simple.
For example, now the majority of young students in the Tang Dynasty participate in the imperial examination, and they have to do the three-year mock poem "Five Classics of Justice", which is the test point for Lao Kong to come out with nothing to do, which basically opens a precedent for Chinese graduates to do mock papers in the next 1,000 years.
And now the prince told him that Lao Tzu was going to go with him to the Hongwen Pavilion to read and write?
What do these mean?
The eldest grandson Wuji's eyes were cold, and he shouted: "Your Majesty is so kind to you, you are completely ignorant, and the rotten wood cannot be ...... Hum! ”
Lao Zhang finally came back to his senses,, Li Dong, even if you want to be rewarded, can you not be so roundabout? Again, what do you reward me, can you communicate first? I'm really not interested in these, I'm a rotten wood who loves money, Li Dong.
"Cheng Qianli, it's not too early, let's go back."
After that, the old yin didn't look at Zhang De, who was at a loss, snorted again and walked away.
As for the crown prince, he still held Zhang De's hand tightly, and then said seriously: "Da Lang, this king is waiting for you in Hongwen Pavilion." ”
As long as you're not waiting for me in the dormitory, get out!
"Giggles, you're such an interesting person, we'll see you again in the future, right?"
That's sure cousin, be careful on the road, I'll miss you in the future.
Everyone was finally finished, and then Zhang De sat on the steps and began to think: Why me? Read with the prince!