Chapter 253: Drunkenness
(Ask for collections, ask for tickets, thank you!) )
Yan Shu, Bao Zheng and Fu Bi are all good drinkers, plus Su Jin and the four of them actually drank two jars of Bihu Chun, if it weren't for the business in the afternoon, it is estimated that these drunkards would not give up, but Su Jin was bitter, and he drank several bowls of wine, and his head was already turning and he couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south.
After the banquet was dispersed, Yan Shu led Bao Zheng to the government to hand over the affairs, and issued an official notice to the whole city.
Upstairs in Hefeng, Su Jin was left there alone and no one cared about him, only Yan Shu said when he left: "Go back and pack your luggage, and we will leave for the capital early tomorrow morning." ”
The drunken Su Jin sat in the empty private room and was stunned, he was a little surprised, why he hadn't seen Yan Biyun's figure today, after thinking about it, he suddenly understood, Bao Zheng came, this guy was with Yan Shu, and when he was in Luzhou, he objected to his relationship with Yan Biyun, and there was a big misunderstanding at that time; This time, Yan Biyun made up his mind not to show up, otherwise it would be tantamount to committing a crime against the wind, where he is, Yan Biyun is there, this is too obvious.
Su Jin drank the residual tea in front of him in one gulp, the wine surged up, struggled and swayed downstairs, and didn't know where to go for a while, standing in the lobby crookedly like dancing, his eyes looked straight at the backyard, but he hesitated whether he should go now that there are many people.
"Young Master Su, what about juggling? It's funny that you can't drink alcohol but learn how to drink booze. A woman's voice came from behind him.
Su Jin turned his head and rolled his drunken eyes, and a pair of twins in front of him were pinching their waists and looking at him.
Su Jin was a little puzzled, when did this little Xian'er have a twin sister, this thing was really strange, so he pointed at them and said, "Huh? Isn't this Xiao Xian'er? How did it become two people, this sister's surname? ”
Xiao Xian'er blushed and said, "What nonsense? Isn't there two people, just a little maid? ”
Su Jin laughed and said, "Lying and deceiving people to your face, isn't that?" Stretching out his hand and pointing at the woman next to him who was also blushing, he suddenly shouted, "I...... How did I grow ten fingers, that's amazing. ”
The diners around him were still laughing with this beautiful little maid before, and when they heard his words, they immediately burst into laughter, feeling that this master was drunk and saw things in double portions.
"Don't be ashamed, come with me." Xiao Xian'er hurriedly stepped forward and walked back with Su Jin.
The diners were pointing and laughing, and Xiao Xian'er was dumbfounded: "Haven't you seen a drunk person after eating your meal?" You don't look much better when you're drunk than he is, and you laugh at people. ”
The diners stopped in shock, and someone snickered: "This little lady is telling the truth, Zhang San was drunk that day and picked up dung balls on the road to eat as hemp balls, and I don't know how much he ate along the way, and his lady didn't talk to him for three months......"
Another person gave him a blank look and said: "You still said that others, the day before yesterday, you were drunk, and when you went home, you used the rice jar as a urine bucket, and the urine was called a happy one, but the poor half of the white rice became a mushy paste, and this time you still have the face to talk about others." ”
"Don't spread rumors, when did Lao Tzu do this?"
"You still don't admit it...... Your lady scolded half the street, when our neighbors are blind and deaf......"
“…… This unlucky girl, go back to Lao Tzu to give him a good look, I said that the neighbors have looked at me in the wrong way these days, and when I was handsome, it turned out that this girl demolished my platform. ”
"Cut, the mouth is terrible, talking in front of the lady is more obedient than the tail wagging dog, don't pretend."
“…… Fuck you...... What the are you ......" the man glared and was about to frenzy.
The people around him hurriedly persuaded him: "Okay, okay, eat and drink, it's useless to talk about drunkenness, who hasn't been drunk?" It's also infuriating. ”
“……”
In the noise, Su Jin came to the backyard with Xiao Xian'er's shoulder, helped him to a room, helped Su Jin, who was gradually delirious, to the bed, busily poured herbal tea and fed Su Jin a few sips, and wrung a wet towel to help Su Jin wipe his face and sober up.
Su Jin was so hot from the strength of the wine that Xiao Xian'er wiped his wet towel hot after a while, Su Jin's mouth was dry, he closed his eyes and scratched and pulled, and grabbed Xiao Xian'er's little hand and pasted it on his face, wanting to make himself more comfortable with that cold little hand.
Xiao Xian'er blushed terribly, this was the first time she had directly touched the man's face with her hand, her heart was fluttering, and after thinking about it, she gritted her teeth and pulled her hand back.
Su Jin unconsciously grabbed and pulled back, under the wrestling between the two, how could Xiao Xian'er be an opponent, and Su Jin pulled hard and pounced on Su Jin.
Su Jin only felt that the fragrance was tangy, and the fragrance was the fragrance on Yan Biyun's body on weekdays, and immediately put his hands around Xiao Xian'er's small waist and opened his mouth to kiss indiscriminately, and he didn't know what to say in his mouth.
River crab", which is the homonym of "harmony", is the online language of Chinese mainland. The Communist Party of China (CPC) pursues a "harmonious society" policy, which not only blocks pornographic and violent information, but also forcibly removes or blocks information that is not conducive to social harmony and stability, such as the special campaign to rectify vulgarity on the Internet.
"In the database of Green Dam-Flower Season Escort, nearly six times as many political messages are requested to be blocked as pornographic and violent messages. [1]
In some forums in Chinese mainland, the word "harmony" itself has become a banned keyword. In order to circumvent this block, netizens used "river crab" or other homonyms instead. Netizens also use traditional Chinese characters and punctuation marks between characters to reduce the chance of being "crabbed".
At the same time, during the Ming Dynasty, the folk song "Jingshi for Yan Song" was used to satirize Yan Song, "But you will watch the crab with a cold eye, and see how long it will be rampant", and the "crab" in the text was also changed to "river crab", and it became popular on the Internet. Mainland netizens use the term "river crab" to refer to the act of blocking, covering up negative news, controlling press and freedom of speech, and blocking a small number of uncivilized words. "Fish" sometimes means the same as "river crab". River crabs also have the meaning of arrest, such as river crab you (similar to Shen Yin), which refers to the use of relevant authorities and other relevant powers in Chinese mainland to arrest and give false crimes to some people who will reveal the truth due to public office (such as lawyers) and plates, or information that the authorities do not want to release.
Xiao Xian'er tidied herself up a little, and helped Su Jin get dressed and covered with the quilt, then took out the dress in the wardrobe and changed it, combed the scattered hair, and then sorted out and wrapped the messy clothes in the room, looked at the bright plum blossom on the bed in a daze and shed tears for a while, shook her head, and pushed the door away in a strange manner.
……
Su Jin woke up in a daze, it was already dusk, he felt dizzy and dry, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a small figure sitting at the table in a daze.
Su Jin got up, patted his swollen forehead and said suspiciously, "What's wrong with me?" Did you drink too much? ”
Xiao Xian'er came over with herbal tea and said lightly: "The prince is drunk, the little maid will ...... you I'll help you here to rest. ”
Su Jin took a few sips of tea, shook his head, felt much better, and said busily: "I'm tired of you, I have Sister Lao." ”
After saying that, he turned over and was about to get up, but suddenly he felt that something was wrong, and he was wearing only a pair of small shorts underneath, and he hurriedly retracted into the quilt and said embarrassedly: "This ...... You took off my clothes for me? ”
Xiao Xian'er blushed and shook her head, and said softly: "Son-in-law, dress yourself, the little maid go to see if the young lady is back?" Early this morning, I left Beicheng and went to Zhuangzi. ”
Su Jin nodded and said, "You go and get busy, I'll get up by myself." ”
Xiao Xian'er turned around and went out, Su Jin hurriedly lifted the quilt, but saw that the bed was stained with blood, and he opened his clothes suspiciously to check, and suddenly frightened a spirit, the blood on the thing dried up, obviously something happened.
Su Jin covered the quilt and thought carefully, how to enter the Hefeng Building, how to drink with Lord Yan and Lord Bao and others still remember clearly, but the rest was a mess, only vaguely remembered the familiar fragrance, pleading moans, indulgent pleasure and satisfied sighs, but the specific situation became a piece of paste.
But Su Jin knew that he must have committed a crime, Su Jin had experience in Luzhou in this scene, and Rou Niang's first time was also like this.
Su Jin was sweating profusely, and muttered to himself, "Could it be ...... Am I drunk and promiscuous, will ...... Xiao Xian'er, she ......"
Su Jin quickly put on his clothes, washed his hands and tidied up, rushed out of the door, searched upstairs and downstairs several times but did not see Xiao Xian'er's figure, Su Jin looked for it in the shadows of the trees and flowers in the backyard of Hefeng Building, and finally saw Xiao Xian'er's tall and thin figure next to a cluster of splendid autumn chrysanthemums.
Xiao Xian'er held the laurel tree in her hand and looked at the golden and brilliant chrysanthemums, and was stunned.
Su Jin stepped forward gently, put his hand on Xiao Xian'er's shoulder, and said softly, "Xian'er! ”
Xiao Xian'er's body shook, and then she turned around, two lines of tears flowed down her delicate face, Su Jin understood everything, reached out to hold her in his arms, patted her back gently, and said: "Xian'er, forgive me, I ......"
Xiao Xian'er stretched out her hand to block his mouth, and sobbed softly: "Young Master Su, don't say anything, Xian'er only asks you for one thing, please Gongzi must agree to Xian'er." ”
Su Jin said: "Please speak, if you talk slowly, it is a thousand pieces, and I promise you." ”
Xiao Xian'er shook her head and said: "Xian'er, as long as you promise me this one thing, that is, forget about it, and treat it as if it never happened, Miss Don't let her know; My young lady has a deep affection for you, I can't break her heart, you can't let her down. ”
Su Jin frowned and said, "But you ......"
Xiao Xian'er said: "The little maid has never thought about anything else, just asking for the happiness and safety of my young lady is enough to fulfill the wish of her life, and this matter will never be mentioned again." ”
Su Jin shook his head and said: "Don't say that, how can I, Su Jin, be a ruthless and unrighteous person, this time it is my fault, and I will try my best to make up for it." ”
Xiao Xian'er gritted her teeth and said: "Son, if you don't listen to the little maid, you want the little maid to die, the little maid has served the young lady since she was a child, and today it was a big mistake, what face do I have to see the young lady, you promise me, you and the young lady Luan Feng will be in harmony with him one day, the little maid ...... The little maid can also be regarded as making some merits. ”
Before Su Jin could say more, Xiao Xian'er shook her hand and broke free from Su Jin's embrace, covered her face and ran.
Su Jin stood dumbfounded, watching her back disappear into the flowers and trees, feeling remorseful in her heart, she could control anything, but she couldn't control her lower body, this was the sorrow of a man.
A gust of autumn wind blew, and the dead flowers and dead leaves fell down, and Su Jin was full of head, Su Jin was in a mood, and he stood quietly for a long time before he walked out of the door.
(At the end of this volume, please see the next volume, the mountains and rivers are far away from the long wind)