Chapter 927: Toothpaste Torture
At dinner time, Cui Yue, Li Lizhen, Li Chengxia and Jin Shengman sat in the hall and discussed Yue Liman's new problems while eating delicious meals.
Several women are talking and laughing, and they seem to be in a good mood, the four beauties are beautiful and have their own merits, Zhang Nan can have the four of them at the same time, and he must have saved the earth in his last life.
Of course, the current Zhang Nan will not think so much, the current Zhang Nan is holding a tooth jar in his left hand, and he is brushing back and forth in his mouth with a toothbrush in his right hand, and his mouth is full of white foam from toothpaste. From Cui Yue to say that Zhang Nan should brush his teeth cleanly until now, Zhang Nan has spent his time brushing his teeth, and Zhang Nan feels that his mouth seems to be a little unsuitable for him.
"Wife, I don't know how many times I've brushed it, can I stop?" Zhang Nan muttered while brushing his teeth.
"Go on, Lang Jun, you haven't brushed it yet, how can you stop?" Cui Yue, who was still talking and laughing, heard Zhang Nan's words, and suddenly laughed even happier.
"It's pretty clean, I've squeezed half of this toothpaste." Zhang Nan said, he shook the only half of the toothpaste in his hand, Zhang Nan felt that the half tube of toothpaste that disappeared was not brushed off by him, but eaten by him into his stomach.
Two minutes later, Zhang Nan rinsed the inside of his mouth and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, you can eat." ”
After speaking, Zhang Nan sat on his seat and picked up chopsticks and prepared to eat.
"Wait." Before Zhang Nan's chopsticks touched the fat piece of mutton, Cui Yue stopped Zhang Nan's movements.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Nan asked puzzledly, this emotional history has also been honestly explained, and the fleshy love words have also been said, and I don't know how many times I have brushed my teeth, what else do I have to do.
"Swipe again." Cui Yue said word by word.
"Huh? Still coming? Zhang Nan's expression was painful, now this is no longer for him to brush his teeth, this is for his life.
"One last time, in front of us, one more brush." Cui Yue said seriously.
Looking at Cui Yue with a serious face, Zhang Nan decided to wait until he went to bed at night to take a good look at Cui Yue's video recordings, what kind of bullshit soap opera could he watch to come up with such torture.
Of course, Cui Yue said that it was the last time, and Zhang Nan was too lazy to bother with Cui Yue, so he picked up the tooth jar and toothbrush again, squeezed the toothpaste with a posture of being sluggish and cold, and the strong man was gone, and then put it in his mouth.
It was a very long three minutes, Zhang Nan never thought that these three minutes would be so long, and when he brushed it a few times halfway, Zhang Nan wanted to retch, but it was all for Zhang Nan to hold back.
Zhang Nan, who was brushing his toothbrush, seemed to have seen hallucinations, and Zhang Nan seemed to see his life flashing in front of his eyes one by one in the last ten seconds.
"Eat, don't kiss others next time." Cui Yue saw that Zhang Nan had finally finished brushing his teeth, and he also spoke.
After listening to Cui Yue's words, Zhang Nan didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he just picked up his teacup and rinsed his mouth, as long as Zhang Nan can get rid of the toothpaste smell in his mouth now, he can let Zhang Nan eat durian.
Zhang Nan's cooking skills are still good, although Zhang Nan feels that he is still a little short of himself, but it is definitely enough to be delicious, but I don't know what is wrong today, Zhang Nan can't lift the spirit of the rich meals on the table at all.
No matter what dish Zhang Nan eats, he always feels that this dish is made with toothpaste, as if every dish is mixed with toothpaste.
After returning to the study alone, Zhang Nan tried many different things with his tongue, brushes, inkstones, tables, as long as they were visible, Zhang Nan licked them with his tongue, but without exception, they all smelled of toothpaste.
Originally, it was Jin Shengman's turn to sleep at night, but Zhang Nan also took a day of sick leave, and now Zhang Nan looks at everything like toothpaste, and he really can't be interested in other things at all.
When it was time to go to bed at night, Zhang Nan did not brush his teeth, lying on the bed Zhang Nan began to recall the torture he had experienced, and now Zhang Nan has listed the toothpaste torture as the eleventh greatest torture in the Manchu Qing Dynasty.
Of course, Zhang Nan was also secretly glad that Cui Yue did not delve into the matter of him living with his previous girlfriend, because he and his previous girlfriend were more than kissing, if Cui Yue knew, it might not be brushing his teeth, it would definitely be eating toothpaste.
Zhang Nan actually wanted to treat others in the same way when he brushed his teeth, but thinking of his four wives who were as clean as white paper in terms of feelings, Zhang Nan didn't know how to treat others.
So Zhang Nan also gave up his plan to punish his wives for brushing their teeth, of course, giving up letting them brush their teeth does not mean that Zhang Nan will not retaliate.
When he got up the next day, Zhang Nan's mouth was still the fragrance of toothpaste, and there was no smell at all, so Zhang Nan didn't touch his toothpaste again, Zhang Nan felt that he couldn't brush his teeth this month.
After getting up, Zhang Nan didn't stay in the study for long, but went directly to the next door as a supervisor, after all, how to go the pipe still has to be designed by Zhang Nan himself, and this pipe Zhang Nan decided to go from the ground, because the ground is really a little unsafe.
After a busy day, Zhang Nan finally explained all the plans to the workers, and Zhang Nan also prepared the materials and everything, as long as he dug up the ground and put the pipe in and connected it.
After explaining the precautions, Zhang Nan returned to his house.
Just in time for the noon meal.
"Hey, this dish is quite hearty today." Zhang Nan looked at the colorful and fragrant food on the table and said.
"Lang Jun, wash your hands and eat." Li Chengxia said that Li Chengxia knew that Zhang Nan worked so hard to repair the heating for the sake of the child, so Li Chengxia was also very supportive, after all, she would also have children in the future, which could be regarded as planning for her children in advance.
"No, no, no, let a few of you eat together today, I'm losing weight, if I don't eat, I'll be in the study." After Zhang Nan finished speaking, he went back to the study directly, leaving a few girls looking at each other.
"What did Lang Jun just say?" Cui Yue turned his face and asked Li Li, who was sitting next to him.
"He said he was going to lose weight." Li Lizhi also said with some disbelief.
"What kind of weight loss, is there something he is hiding from us? What fat does he lose? I'm not fat at all. Jin Shengman also said with a puzzled face.
"Shall we go and see?" Li Chengxia whispered, as if Zhang Nan had found out.