If Zhang Gongjin's evaluation of Wei Chigong was careless in choosing friends, Zhang De felt that he wanted to say two words to this group of undisciplined bear children: friends.

Sell your teammates, too!

The emperor just sent a few internal officials to send warmth from door to door, and as for a spirit, he poured beans into a bamboo tube? Again, Longqingfang is such a beautiful place, should you be so shaking? It's really spineless.

"Zhang De."

"The minister is here."

After all, he is a baron, and Lao Zhang is also a qualified person in front of Li Shimin.

"What do you want to say?"

Li Er sat on the stool with his hands on his knees, looking like the gods and Buddhas in the temple. Condescendingly, there were twenty-four steps from the pavilion, and he just looked at Zhang De.

Of course, Lao Zhang is mighty and unyielding, as the so-called confession sits in a lenient prison, and resists to go home for the New Year.

Zhang De looked serious, then bowed down and said: "The minister is guilty, and the minister has the grace of the saint." ”

Li Shimin smiled: "The Southern Dynasty has always worshiped the Buddha, you are from Jiangdong, and it is normal to respect monks." ”

Zhang De was stunned: What does this mean? When did Lao Tzu respect monks?

"The noble son of a dignified nobleman, but he is at the mercy of a monk, it can be seen that such a monk must be good at deceiving people's hearts." Li Er looked at Zhang De with a blank face expressionlessly, "This kind of demon monk, speaking wild words, confusing the world, is an unforgivable crime." ”

What? Do you really want to shoot the mentally retarded master? Emperor, is this serious?

Lao Zhang saw that it was so good, so funny, and immediately showed a cute expression, ready to give the emperor more motivation, and hurriedly scattered the sea fishing documents all over the world to arrest the mentally handicapped master.

Lao Tzu is whitewashed!

Zhang De, who couldn't help but be overjoyed, felt that this was so special...... Well? Wrong!

Glancing at Li Er's eyes, Lao Zhang was so excited that he was almost scared. This look is like looking at different species.

"Ministers who are deceived for a while should be punished if they insult Sven and damage the dignity of the nobles, and they should also be punished......."

Although Zhang De is not a political animal, the leader he slapped the horse was brought to power and was kept in captivity by the state, and he has seen different people appear on the stage.

What kind of medicine is sold in this Nima Li Ergourd? It doesn't look like you're trying to kill me.

Zhang De was a little uneasy in his heart, and he could still feel how much he burned, Li Dong didn't like he was trying to kill a little chicken like him to tease the stuffy man.

"In the past, there were demon monks who slandered the palace, and now there are demon monks who bewitch the noble young man, and the quiet place of Buddhism actually hides filth and dirt, which is really sad for me."

Why are you so sad to add some acting skills? Do you want this invincible shelf?

While Lao Zhang was silently complaining in his heart, he also wondered: Lao Tzu's mentally retarded master still slandered Gong Yan? This is also too bold...... Exercise!

The tail bones are straight!

Zhang De's teeth are chattering, no wonder, no wonder this group of bear children sell their teammates so quickly. Can this Nima slander Gong Yu do this kind of thing? Whoever gets the hang of it enjoys driving on the Hell Express in advance.

Yu Guang glanced at Cheng Chubi, and then saw Qu Tuquan, and then a tall and powerful young man than Cheng Chubi was lying on his stomach with a miserable face...... He knew this person, the son of one of the four heavenly kings, his surname was Fang, his name was handsome, and he was a living teaser.

After these national dukes, it seems that they are not all idiots.

However, Qu Jiangwen will buy and sell poems, it is estimated that Li Dong has determined his sex, and Lao Zhang pondered carefully: Hey, I am also a victim, and I am all harmed by the demon monk of the mentally retarded master!

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang De's heart was calm, as long as he was not deleted, he would pick up equipment and send gold coins at will.

Li Er squinted his eyes, looked at Zhang De's expression, and then suddenly called him: "Zhang De." ”

"The minister is here."

The cute little face was raised, and the world was full of sunshine.

"For such a demon monk, what do you think as a young man? I want to hear from you. ”

My opinion? Of course, it's a sin that deserves death.

A joy appeared in his heart, and Zhang De hurriedly said: "Back to Your Majesty, these demon monks and demons confuse the public, it is a chaos in the country and the law, for the sake of the country, such demons, should eliminate the evil and make an example!" ”

Sonorous and powerful, he is a good boy who is loyal and patriotic.

"Good!"

Li Er slapped his thigh suddenly, "That's good!" I am very relieved, you and other young people have the heart of this fist, why don't I worry about the two Hans? ”

Li Dong put on a longing expression, and Lao Zhang felt a moment in his heart: Isn't it, at this time, he started to show his acting skills? Was Lao Tzu trapped?

Zhang De didn't dare to continue peeking at Li Er's expression, but Li Shimin spoke: "Wait for it to disperse, don't believe in the gossip in the future, so that you go astray......"

It's all right! Hahahaha......

"Your Majesty is magnanimous, my generation has nothing to repay, but to die!"

Is this a matter of the past?

Zhang De's heart suddenly blossomed, the thunder was heavy and the rain was small, Lao Tzu walked in the palace of the king of Yama, and went in and out, what a hero!

On the way home, Zhang De didn't even care about such a trivial thing as Cheng Laosan betraying him. On the way home, Lu Feibai drove the carriage over, and a voice came from the car: "Get in the car." ”

"Why is the gentleman here?"

After Zhang De got into the car, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Let Mr. worry, the disciple is fine." ”

"Have you seen the emperor?"

"When I see it, Your Majesty will take me over to ask about the matter."

"Tell the old man what His Majesty said to you."

Lao Zhang was stunned, but he still honestly repeated what Li Er told him.

"Idiot."

That is, Li Shimin never dreamed that the mentally handicapped master did not exist, haha. But teacher, it's not right for you to scold the emperor like this.

"Sir, it is ...... to slander the king"

"The old man is talking about you!"

"Me? What's wrong with me? ”

Zhang De blinked, his pink little face full of confusion.

"Last year, the monk Faya entered the palace to give a lecture, and then slandered the palace and became a crime."

What does this have to do with me? I don't know this bald man.

"Someone reported it last month, and Falla said it in Sikong Mansion, but Sikong didn't tell Your Majesty."

Commonplace? Pei Lonely? It's none of my business.

"What is the crime of deceiving the king?"

For being so stupid as a closed disciple, Lu Deming was a little helpless.

Hiss......

No matter how brainless Lao Zhang is, he has been thinking about it now. , Li Er is going to stab the knife! It was the first CEO of Datang Empire Co., Ltd. who stabbed him.

And then what did you say to the emperor? Eliminate evil? To set an example?

Who is Pei Lian? It's a comrade-in-arms who has a deep revolutionary friendship with Gaozu. In the years when the foundation was burning, the two of them spent all their days drunk and dreamed of death in Daxing City, and all the three major irons of men were available. In Li Yuan's mind, don't mess with Pei Lin if you mess with his wife.

Liu Wenjing, who said that Lao Tzu was so talented and afraid of eggs, died before the Tang Dynasty was unified.

Cause of death: Unconvinced by Pei Lian.

So the question is, the baby bump in Li Yuan's mind, the leading dog among Gaozu's lackeys, if he is hacked to death by Li Er, someone will definitely ask: Why did Lao Pei die, why?

Then Emperor Taizong said that there was a young man, he had some willfulness and some arrogance, and he said that he wanted to eliminate evil and make an example, and I felt that I could not live up to the young man's wishes, so I agreed.

Unless the courtiers rebelled, they generally did not dare to face the emperor, so in order to vent, they looked for those emperors to push out the ghosts to stab the dead.

So the question arises again, how many teams from the Gaozu period were there during the Zhenguan period?

This question is easy to answer, except for those in the Qin Palace.

So in case Lao Pei is beheaded by Li Er, it is estimated that Zhang De's future life will be very colorful.

Lu Yuanlang watched Zhang De's smiling face change from red to white, and the old man smiled: "Vertical rat gall." ”

Nonsense, you're a dying old man, you're almost eighty, of course you can say whatever you want. You are so awesome that you can help Lao Tzu survive this catastrophe, a teacher for one day and a father for life, and a father for life.

"In the next few months, you will be in the old man's mansion, don't go back."

"The disciple obeys his work, and he should serve the gentleman."

"......" Lu Yuanlang looked at Zhang De with complicated eyes, "Your festival is really not at all." ”

The next day, the monasteries in the Chang'an area were under strict supervision.

When Lao Zhang learned the news, the chrysanthemums were clamped.

At the end of the month, I heard that the Polo Temple, where Falla had placed an order, had closed down, and the monk had been sent home to farm.

Then in early April, there was a big news, Pei Lin not only stepped down, but even the food was cut in half. What's even more murderous is that Lao Pei didn't want to move at his age, and said in his heart that for the sake of the relationship between the old man and your father, the emperor, you left the old man to settle in Chang'an.

Taizong replied with one word: Get out.

Pei Lin was in tears, feeling that he had been patting your Li family for decades, and he ended up like this.

The old comrades-in-arms then went to intercede with him, and then Li Er called Lao Pei over, and then scolded: Old horseman, you relied on patting my father's ass back then, if it weren't for you and my father's three irons, do you think that with your inferior talent, you can also be the first CEO of Datang?

In the end, Li Er shouted while brushing his sleeves away: I won't kill you directly, it's all for the sake of the past, don't let me see you again, otherwise I will be beaten once I see you.

So Lao Pei basically left Chang'an with a clean body, and when he returned to Fenyin, it was already the eighth day of March, but there was a story in Chang'an on the ninth day of March.

Lao Pei went to Fenyin to retreat and practice, and then an intermittent psychopath came, and this patient ran in front of Lao Pei and laughed and shouted: "It's a pity that you don't be the son of heaven!" ”

it!

Hearing this, Lao Pei went out of the customs on the spot, and then said to the personal scholar of the only person who knows: "You go and help the old man buy some straw paper and come back, there is no more at home." ”

So the scholar walked on the front foot, and Lao Pei said to the gold medal thug on the back foot: "The old man's scholar stole the money and was going to smuggle papyrus to the Turks, you go and kill him, and the old man will help you report the credit to the imperial court." ”

As soon as the gold medal fighter heard this, he nodded and went out to kill. Then I thought about it halfway: Damn, last month, this old man scolded Lao Tzu for being a Goryeo because of his ugly appearance, he was unkind to me, and I won't kill people!

So the thugs caught the scholar and sent him to Chang'an, and when the scholar saw that he was back in Chang'an, he hurriedly knocked on the door of Chang'an's house and shouted: "Open the door, open the door, my master is going to rebel."

Everything is such a coincidence, there is no trace of PS at all.

Anyway, on March 28, Lao Pei was convicted of four crimes by the imperial court.

One is to be friends with mentally ill people.

The second is to say that Datang is so awesome all day long because he is awesome.

The third is that the mentally ill are hidden, and the mentally ill tell stories.

Fourth, kill people and kill people.

When Pei Lin heard these accusations, he made it clear that he didn't want the old man to have a good time.

So Lao Pei could only say to Taizong aggrievedly: The old man wants to be quiet.

Taizong said yes, so he exiled Pei Lin to Jingzhou.

In terms of time span and geographical span, Lao Pei didn't explain it at the beginning of the month, and he didn't explain it at the end of the month. At the beginning of the month, he was still in Chang'an, and at the end of the month, he could only stay in a state capital called Jingjing.

Although everything is very logical and self-consistent, there is no intention of framing at all. But Zhang De, this spring breeze in March, shivered and creepy all day long.

But even more terrifying is yet to come.

Another coincidence, Lao Pei just went to Jingzhou to be quiet, and Shanqiang rebelled.

The slogan of their rebellion was this: Resolutely support Pei Lin as emperor!