The Chu River and the Han border are boundaries, and the chasm is the boundary. Star chess Rob, divide the world.

Xuanyuan made a car, and the car went on a rampage; The elephant is a war horse, and does not go out of the field; Playing chess with artillery, climbing mountains and destroying things; Horses travel thousands of miles, and treacherous soldiers raid; The generals are all in the fields; Take the field as the farmer, and play chess with me.

Ma Chao pondered the origin and rules of chess, looked at Liu Xie in disbelief, and asked, "Is this really what you deliberately used to coax me after learning about Fufeng's chess?" ”

Behind Liu Xie, it was not Dong Cheng's unfathomable formation, but a big chess score was drawn on the ground, and those guards were all dressed in white, with big black characters, and the words 'handsome', 'shi', 'soldier' and other words written on their chests, acting as chess pieces, standing on the chess score in a staggered row, with a solemn and resolute look.

"Although Fufeng has chess, it is only popular in your auxiliary general's mansion." The expression on Liu Xie's face became more and more relieved, and he said: "There is a saying in "Chu Ci Soul Conjuring" that 'there are six books of chess; Divide and advance together, and force each other to be stronger; Become a lord and make a profit, call five white. This is the earliest record of chess, but it was finally finalized during the Northern Song Dynasty. Thirty-two sons, nine-palace grid ......."

Ma Chao heard Liu Xie say 'Northern Song Dynasty', and there was no doubt in his heart. However, in the face of this 'same kind' in front of him, Ma Chao had mixed feelings in his heart, and couldn't help covering his mouth, wanting to suppress his inner excitement, entanglement, struggle and other emotions.

However, Ma Chao still had a trace of reason in his mind at this time: although he knew that Liu Xie had also traveled over, the problem was that he didn't know that Liu Xie had traveled from that time and space. In the Qing Dynasty, the Republic of China, and the seventies and eighties, there was "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at that time........ What if, even more outrageous, this Liu Xie is from the 22nd century, what should I do?

As a result, Ma Chao waved his hand and asked his subordinates to retreat first. Hesitantly, he asked Liu Xie, "Upstairs and downstairs?" ”

"Electric light phone?" Liu Xie's words were obviously a little hesitant.

Very good, it has been preliminarily proved that Liu Xie's child is not from before liberation.

"There have been no beautiful girls on the Internet since ancient times, and the broken flowers and willows are lined up." Since it is not before liberation, let's see if it is the Internet era.

"There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and satyrs." When answering this, Liu Xie obviously gritted his teeth. It seems that he has been poisoned by female hooligans on the Internet.

Ma Chao was stunned for a while, and suddenly rubbed his hands, with a murderous face, and shouted in vain: "As long as the hoe dance is good,"

"How can there be a corner that can't be dug down?" When answering this sentence, Liu Xie's eyes obviously lit up, and he seemed to know this well.

Ma Chao was even more excited: "Women are those who please themselves!" ”

Liu Xie was stunned for a moment, and replied hesitantly: "Men are poor for those who please themselves? ”

Ma Chao asked again: "You have to mix in the rivers and lakes!" ”

"Preferably a single!" This time, Liu Xie's answer was quite sharp, and it seemed that he was also a bachelor before crossing over.

But Ma Chao's expression became hideous: "The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country!" ”

"Miss doesn't understand extramarital affairs, hehe......" At this time, Liu Xie not only answered quickly, but also smiled.

Ma Chao was desperate, glanced at the chess that Liu Xie put out with the guards, and finally said: "Shuai has a fart!" ”

"Hmm....... In the end, he was eaten by a pawn, but I think he was at least handsome. Liu Xie came back jokingly, and even glanced at Ma Chao defiantly.

And Ma Chao, who was sitting on top of the elephant dragon BMW, didn't know why, he stared at his big eyes and stared at Liu Xie fiercely. And Liu Xie was not to be outdone, and also replied to Ma Chao fiercely. These two people stared at each other for a long time.

Suddenly, Ma Chao smiled, full of anger, as if it had dissipated, until the smile on his face was a little helpless, then he looked at Liu Xie in front of him, and said bitterly: "You guy, before crossing over, you were a rich second generation who specialized in hooking up with girls from good families, right?" ”

"How do you say that?" Liu Xie was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "Presumably, before you crossed over, you were a dick with only five girls, right?" ”

This sentence completely ignited Ma Chao's anger, and he didn't care what his identity was as an auxiliary general, Yongzhou Mu, Yongding Hou, Xiliang Jin Ma Chao, and Tianwei Shen General, and roared: "How do I know? I'm not a fucking fool! When you grit your teeth at the 'female hooligans on the Internet', you prove that you have dated those female hooligans; when you are so confused about the 'poor man who pleases himself', it means that you are not short of money; when you are 'digging the foot of the wall', it is even more neat, you must have experienced the female hooligan, you dug the foot of the wall directly, right? Finally, don't tell me you haven't been to the red light district!! ........ To sum up, if you weren't a rich second generation who behaved nonsense, I would have been fucking in the Three Kingdoms for three years!! ”

"Wonderful, wonderful!" Liu Xie clapped his hands and laughed, and said: "It's really exciting, before I crossed over, I was indeed a rich second generation, but it was definitely not what you said about the guy who did nonsense and specialized in digging into the corners of other people's walls." My father did have a business, and I got an MBA abroad, and after returning to China, I have been in my father's business, helping my father with his business. As for what you're talking about, it's just that your imagination is too rich. ”

"And how do you explain your reaction to those?" Ma Chao still refused to give up, and asked after him. But Liu Xie smiled brightly and replied: "I didn't do anything wrong, but at least I don't need to use five girls to solve my physical problems......."

Ma Chao was obviously defeated by Liu Xie in another time and space, and he tried his best to hypnotize himself, telling himself that he had come to the Three Kingdoms, and the past was like smoke drifting by, leaving no trace....... But can the damn Liu Xie be more subtle like the ancients?! Why is he not only subtle, but more perverted than the ancients, likes to expose other people's scars, and points directly at others' weaknesses?!!

After taking two breaths hard, Ma Chao finally calmed down the anger in his heart. Seemingly a little bored, he opened his mouth and asked, "How did you get here?" ”

"Oh, it was May 22, 2013, I drove my father's BMW, and finally asked a beautiful accountant from the agricultural base station to her agricultural base station, enjoying the windy air of the agricultural base station, listening to the beautiful and gentle music in the car......."

"Unexpectedly, you're quite particular about the countryside." Ma Chao was a technician at a rural base station before his death, and he was satisfied with the environment of his agricultural base station: far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, there was a small river on the side of the highway in front of him. Behind the agricultural base station, there is also a small orchard. What's more coincidental is that there is also a beautiful accountant in his agricultural base station, who has just graduated from college and is pure and lovely.......

"No, you misunderstood," Liu Xie waved his hand to interrupt Ma Chao's conjecture, and said directly: "I'm for the sake of the car shock for a while, so I will cultivate the mood first......."

"I'll fork your uncle!" Ma Chao was inexplicably sad and indignant, and pointed at the dragon crouching tiger gun in his hand and said: "What the hell do you say that you don't do anything nonsense and dig into other people's corners?!" ”

"Stop, stop, I don't want to dwell on you about this." Liu Xie was fed up with Ma Chao's thick cock gas, waved his hand, and continued: "But it was really lucky that day, just when I was already on the third base and preparing for some clouds and rain, there was a noise in the agricultural base station. That chick was afraid that she had recruited a thief, so she had to take me to the agricultural base station to have a look. ”

Hearing this, the look on Ma Chao's face was very strange and tangled: the agricultural base station, the beautiful accountant, there was a loud noise...... Why is this scene so familiar? That time, that time, that place, that protagonist.......

"After I went in, I saw a dick technician, who was fucking stoned to death by a bag of potatoes. And I really fell into the blood mold, and as soon as I leaned against the shelf next to me, I was smashed through by the damn shelf again........"

At this time, Ma Chao is not sure, the cock technician who was stoned to death, his mother is himself! ....... Ahh

"By the way, how did you get here?" After Liu Xie finished talking about himself, he turned around and asked.

And the corners of Ma Chao's mouth were bitter, and he only said: "Was that chick stoned to death??" .......”