Chapter 072: The Snake's Ass's Revenge
Barracks Office.
Xing'er sat in a daze for a while, and when she saw that the snake butt was busy not far away, she asked, "Snake butt, which room do you platoon leaders sleep in?" ”
When the snake butt heard this, he couldn't help but glance back at Xing'er and said, "What's the matter, Xing'er girl, you don't eat well, so why do you ask our platoon leader where he sleeps?" ”
Snake Ass wondered.
But I saw that on the table where Xing'er was sitting, the meals that were put on just now were still there, and Xing'er hadn't eaten a bite.
"I'm not hungry, I'd better leave these meals for you soldiers to eat for yourself!" Xing'er said that, she had already stood up, "Hey, let me ask you, which room do you platoon leaders sleep in?" ”
When the snake butt heard it, yes, it wouldn't be possible if you didn't tell this girl?
"That's it!" As he spoke, the snake butt also pointed to the room where Nie Xiaotian slept.
Xing'er smiled proudly and walked in, only to see that there were three beds in this room, there was no furniture in them, and the ground was the bottom of hard soil, which was already a little potholed.
But this room is exceptionally clean and tidy, and it doesn't look like a place for a group of big men to sleep.
"Which bed?" Apricot asked again.
"Now, the innermost one, the one by the window!" The snake butt said, a little puzzled what Xing'er wanted to do, and immediately walked over.
Xing'er looked at it after hearing this, and saw that the innermost bed by the window was the cleanest, and she couldn't help but smile happily, a pair of clear eyes became brighter, and she muttered: "I didn't expect Platoon Commander Nie to love cleanliness so much!" Hehe, I really didn't see it! ”
As she spoke, Xing'er's good impression of Nie Xiaotian doubled in her heart, and she walked over. Seeing a folded dress at the end of the bed, he stretched out his slender hand, and immediately picked it up and hugged it in his arms.
"Apricot girl, what are you doing here?" The snake butt looked in his eyes and asked puzzled. The heart said that our platoon commander just has this spare piece of clothing, if you take it, what will he wear?!
"What are you doing? Platoon Leader Nie's clothes are dirty, I'll take them to wash him! Apricot smiled sweetly and said lightly.
The snake butt was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "No...... I said Apricot girl, you're so wrong, you just wash our platoon leader? Now, the bed is mine, and I have a tattered garment, so why don't you get tired and wash it together. ”
The snake butt is one of the few people who has no more than two pieces of clothing, and his one just hasn't been washed.
When Xing'er heard this, a pair of clear eyes glanced at the snake's buttocks, pointed to the snake's buttocks, and said, "Do you have hands?" ”
"Yes!" Snake Ass replied.
"Are you hurt, then?"
"Nope!"
When Xing'er heard this, a ghostly smile suddenly flashed on her face, and she said, "Hmph, that's it." You have your own hands and feet, and you are not injured, you can't wash yourself!? ”
The snake butt was depressed and said, "No, our platoon commander also has hands and feet." Then why are you helping him wash it? ”
"I like it, I'm happy, can you handle it! Besides, you young man is too ignorant, haven't you seen Platoon Commander Nie injured! What's wrong with me helping him wash his clothes, I love to help him wash them, I won't wash them for you! Get out of the way......" Apricot said, pushing the snake's ass away and floating out of the house lightly.
The snake butt watched the apricot fly away like a happy bird, disappearing behind the big locust tree outside the barracks, and couldn't help scratching his head and sighing: "Hey, I don't understand, how can the gap between this person and man be so big!" Why? Why can the platoon leader have an apricot girl to wash the clothes? I was injured last time, and I didn't see Miss Xing'er wash my clothes. ”
The snake butt thought about it for a while, and said in his heart, "No...... This time, the deputy platoon commander was also injured, why didn't Miss Xing'er wash and undress him?
Thinking of this, the snake's ass suddenly balanced a lot in his heart! Shaking his head, he obediently went to cook.
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"Li Qiang, get the gun!"
"Yes!"
Liu Hai took the list and read it, and at that moment, the recruit named Li Qiang walked over with a happy smile on his face and took the gun handed to him by Huzi. While he was happy, he couldn't help but sigh: "I finally have my own new gun......"
"Monk Yang, get the gun!"
Liu Hai read again, and Monk Yang stood in the middle of the team, and when he heard this shout, a faint smile appeared on his face, and he walked over.
Huzi nodded at Monk Yang, then picked up a handful of 38 big covers and handed them to Monk Yang. Monk Yang looked at the gun and said, "Amitabha!" "Reach out and take it.
"Wait a minute!" Nie Xiaotian shouted.
Huzi and Monk Yang were stunned for a moment, and looked at Nie Xiaotian in confusion.
The others next to him were also stunned, and they all looked towards Nie Xiaotian. I saw Nie Xiaotian's unhappy face, and walked towards Monk Yang and Huzi. Before the person arrived, Nie Xiaotian had already scolded: "Huzi, you are so fucking stupid, you can't fire a gun!" ”
Huzi was stunned for a moment and said, "Platoon leader, where am I stupid!" Isn't that how recruits are issued with a gun each? I'm not mistaken. ”
Monk Yang was also stunned, holding the gun handed over by Huzi, and didn't put it down for a long time.
"Fart, more than 150 people, when do you have to send it like you? Aren't you! Fix all these useless things! "Nie Xiaotian watched from the side for a long time, I really couldn't stand it, grandma's, read a name, send a gun, when the hell will it go.
Lao Tzu has had something to do in the past two days, and you are not in a hurry at all, but you have wasted your time.
"Platoon Commander ......"
Zhang Shunzi just wanted to speak.
Nie Xiaotian was stunned and didn't give him a chance, so he said: "One person, one handful, three or eight big covers, hurry up, come over and hold them in your hands." ”
After Nie Xiaotian finished shouting, he said to the person standing on the right side of the square formation on the very edge: "Start with you." Come here......"
After that, he started with the soldier and came over one by one to get the gun.
In a short time, everyone was already holding a gun in their hands. The recruits with their guns returned to their square formation and stood up.
Nie Xiaotian saw that the speed was good, so he smiled happily and said, "Okay, the guns are all gone, and now we have to start our training today." Today, we don't train anything else, let's train laps alone! ”
"Huh?"
When the recruits heard this, they couldn't help but be disappointed, they just received a new gun, they thought they could put two guns, but they never thought that the platoon commander of the two goods said that they would directly change the circle.
Huzi, Zhang Shunzi and the others were also puzzled, and looked at Nie Xiaotian, trying to figure out what the situation was.
Peng Mingxuan smiled slightly on the side, and said in his heart, it seems that the platoon commander is going to make a move, does he really want to make a special team? It looks like it!
Nie Xiaotian scolded: "Ahhhh In addition to running laps, there are also throwing grenades, and of course, you little bastards are looking forward to target shooting day and night. ”
"Oh...... That's great! "Haha, platoon commander, we've been looking forward to target shooting for a long time!" "Okay, good target shooting!" "I've finally looked forward to today...... "The recruits said happily.
Nie Xiaotian looked at them and didn't laugh at them, and after coughing lightly, he said, "Okay, okay, look at you guys, that's it?" Come on, you guys can stop for a while! ”
When the soldiers heard this, they all fell silent.
Nie Xiaotian said again: "I want to ask you a question, do you think the food made by the snake's butt is delicious?" ”
"Good!"
When all the recruits heard this, they couldn't help but exhale in unison. Can it be bad? Before they came to the army, they didn't necessarily have enough to eat, but when they got here, they had enough food. There was also fish soup to drink from time to time, and these recruits were very content.
"Oh, that's easy to do!" Nie Xiaotian said, smiled slightly, and said, "Have you ever eaten braised pork?" That thing, the oil is fragrant, it melts in the mouth, and it is fat but not greasy...... Zizi, when I came just now, I ate a few bites, and the taste almost didn't spit my swallow into it! ”
“……”
When the recruits heard this, their saliva immediately drooled, and they wished that they could have a bowl of fragrant braised pork in front of them at this moment, and they could eat a few bites violently!
Even veterans such as Huzi and Zhang Shunzi couldn't resist this temptation, and secretly drooled.
Nie Xiaotian shook his head, and then tempted them again: "Look at you like that, this is not finished yet!" There is also stir-fried wild boar, and a big bowl of fried noodles, it's enough! Beautiful, right? Want to eat, right? ”
"Think about it...... Platoon commander, since these recruits came, I haven't eaten delicious food for a long time, hey, when will I eat? I'm starving! Wu Mao couldn't help it, so he took it first.
Nie Xiaotian glanced at him directly, and then asked the recruits, "Do you want to eat?" ”
"I want to eat!" "I want to die." "Haha, the platoon commander is great, this is for us to improve the food!" "Platoon commander, I can eat five bowls of ......" The recruits said one after another, one by one, their mouths drooling.
When Nie Xiaotian heard this, he was happy, and he wanted this effect: "You want to eat it?" No way! ”
"Huh?"
All the recruits were dumbfounded, their hearts were cold, and their hearts said that they would not eat what you said? Oh...... I've said all the saliva and water, and I won't eat it at this time, aren't you a cheater?!
"Huh...... It's upsetting, isn't it? Well, who made Lao Tzu good-hearted and too kind! If you want to eat, you can! But - each person will run twenty laps for Lao Tzu! Nie Xiaotian said, pointing at the school field, "After the run, let's talk about eating braised pork tonight." ”
"Huh?"
"How is it possible, this can't be done at all!"
“……”
The soldiers were shocked, and said that there is not 500 meters in one lap of this school field, but there must be 400 meters, and if you run 20 laps, you will not be able to run dead. Platoon commander, are you still called a good heart? Aren't you bullying!
Huzi was stunned for a moment and said, "Platoon commander, are you kidding?" If this thing had run twenty laps, people would have died of exhaustion. ”
Liu Hai said: "Yes, platoon leader, I'm afraid no one can eat your meat!" ”
"yes, yes, that's impossible!" Many of the recruits followed suit.
"Fart, who says no one can run away? Lao Tzu can, and after Lao Tzu finishes running, he won't fucking die of exhaustion! Nie Xiaotian was furious when he heard this, grandma, these guys, one by one, have been like this before they have even run, what do they look like? Is it still a good soldier?!
Yes?
When everyone heard Nie Xiaotian's words, their jaws were about to drop in surprise. They said in their hearts, these two platoon commanders brag, don't say that you have injuries on your body, even if you are not injured, you have to choke enough after these twenty laps!
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