The bound Badawei was not beaten again, and the water did not even touch a single hair of his hair.

He was even so friendly that he washed his feet with coconut water.

Then, a "monster" brought in by several aborigines who were guides made Badawei almost die of laughter.

I almost died laughing.

However, it's not because the appearance of the "monster" is funny.

The Malayan tapir, which only lives in the low-altitude tropical jungles of Malaysia, has horse-like ears, hind legs like a rhinoceros, a body like a pig, and a nose-like nose, which is very funny, but this is definitely not the main reason for laughing, and the pirate leader is not so low.

Because this kind of guy feeds on plants and trees, and has a docile temperament. Malayan tapirs with a body length of 2.2 meters and a body height of 1 meter can weigh up to 400 kilograms, and it is no problem to carry 100 pounds of things at a time, at this time they have the same role as Chinese cattle and horses, on the one hand, as the main source of meat for the aborigines of the island, on the other hand, they are like cattle and horses in Chinese mainland, trained to carry heavy loads.

The first time the special forces saw this thing was funny, and then they were disgusted, compared with the mules and horses used in China, this thing is a fat pig, and it is still okay to eat meat.

It is estimated that Langtuan will widen his eyes when he sees it, don't look at this thing ugly, but eighty years later, this thing will be a national treasure of Malaysia! And the Chinese giant panda is a grade. Of course, Langtuanza's eyes widened, not because the Malay national treasure was treated as a donkey and horse, but because the special mother could eat meat at will, so why don't you hurry up and taste two pieces? In the future, eating a piece will be in prison.

Because they had to help the mountain eagles carry mortars, a Malay tapir trained by the aborigines took on this important task, and was brought by Zeng Shui to serve the thieves.

Badawei's feet washed with coconut water obviously taste good, and the Malayan tapir with a long nose is not disgusted at all, especially if it has been tied into a dumpling, and the pirate who has only a few toes trembling slightly to express the panic in his heart seems so gentle, which makes the Malayan tapir, who also belongs to the gentle type, feel very kind.

The Malayan tapir who has not drunk water for a long time is very thirsty, the coconut water that is constantly poured on the soles of the pirates' feet is very sweet, and the soft tongue of the Malayan tapir greedily sucks a small amount, but it is endless, as long as the tongue is stretched out and licks the coconut water.

China's 5,000 civilization is very splendid, and hundreds of schools of thought and various inventions have created the most brilliant oriental civilization of mankind. While inheriting civilization, there is also cruelty, all kinds of fancy criminal laws handed down since ancient times make Westerners creepy just listening to the nouns, and compared with the criminal law of the Chinese, they are beheading and hanging at every turn, and what to throw in the fire and barbecue is simply weak.

Five horses split the corpse, five horses dragging limbs and heads, "stabbing" people into five pieces, is it enough? Cannon branding, tying people to red-hot copper pillars like pancakes and cooking them alive, is it cool? Ling Chi, to kill for three days, a total of more than 3,000 cuts, during this period the prisoner can not die, and finally cut into a bone frame, is it exciting? Peel the skin and fill the grass, peel off the human skin and fill it with grass, and put it on display outside the door for a year, which is not terrifying?。。。。。。

China's only cruel criminal law?

No, no, there is a criminal law in China, which is listed as one of the top ten criminal laws in ancient China along with these criminal laws that are chilling at first hearing, and it is not cruel at all, and it is quite loving to listen to the introduction of criminal law. How about barefoot soles and let the beautiful palace maid scratch the soles with goose feathers? is accompanied by a beautiful woman, and it is so interesting, no matter who listens to it, I am afraid they will choose this. Paralysis, it's a death anyway, I'd rather die of laughter than die of pain!

However, no matter what kind of five horses are divided into corpses and what are cutting off the skull! That quickly braided. But what about laughing to death? Especially the kind of itch that goes deep into the bone marrow, so you can't help laughing, really, laughing too much, it's better to live than to die! Only those who have suffered this kind of punishment know why this kind of criminal law can be called the top ten criminal laws along with Ling Chi.

Ba Dawei feels this way now, for a whole hour, he has been laughing for an hour, from the beginning of the can't help but laugh heartily, to tears and wailing laughter, and then to laugh so much that the abdominal muscles are out of control, and the feces and urine are out.

Once the water squatted in and watched with interest.

Normally, he smeared honey on the soles of the merchants' feet, licked them with goats for ten minutes, and even the strongest iron man honestly confessed where the money was hidden, and had never experimented for so long.

Don't say it, this pirate really deserves to be a pirate leader, and he still doesn't give an account of where he hides money, even if he laughs so much that comes out.

This is where water used to admire Bada Wei. If you want to replace it with your own water, you either chop off your feet as soon as possible, or be honest and tell you where the money is hidden early.

Bada Wei can't read minds, otherwise he will definitely burst into tears again, and the words translated in the idiomatic language of the wave group will definitely be: spicy next door, Lao Tzu specially shouted for a long time to confess! You're damn about me!

"Comet girl, this thing is very hard, damn, if you don't say it, Lao Tzu will strip him naked and throw him into the ant nest, or get a few little mountain rats to put in his crotch。。。。。" He hadn't been able to bring the pirate leader to his knees before the comet came, much to the indignation of Zeng Shui.

Comet......

When the comet's word-for-word translation was heard by Badavi, who was stinking and laughing, Bada Wei shouted with the last of his strength: "I said, I said, that batch of property is hidden in 。。。。。。 ”

That speed of speech is really the fastest and smoothest in Ba Dawei's life since he learned to speak, I don't know, I thought he had learned cross talk in China.

Oh, yes! If you say slow down, what if you are poisoned by that devil again?

What is the loss of the ant nest and the mouse throwing the crotch of the crotch just makes people feel numb in the scalp, but now they really can't laugh anymore, the feeling of laughing to death is really worse than the pain to death, and the accomplice Malayan tapir is still licking his tongue on the side!

The pirates really took a lot of effort to hide the money, and the money was not hidden on Sumanda Island, but on an island and reef that was only a few kilometers away from Sumanda Island.

In the early morning, when the mountain eagle led Zeng Shui and a dozen special forces to dig eight large boxes out of the ground in a cave on the island and open them, everyone was stunned.

This is a so-called treasure that a pirate group of up to 200 people has stored for twenty years? The little soldier once had a bruise on his head, planning to go back later and make the pirate leader who dared not tell the truth an adult.

It was to cut off all the protrusions on his body, whether it was his arms, legs, nose and ears, and then put them on the beach as road signs.

It's so infuriating, a bunch of broken bottles and jars are special treasures?

That's right, when I opened six boxes in a row, they were all Chinese porcelain, some of them were still damaged, and the gap on the cyan porcelain bowl was two more than the one that Teniang took for begging. It was a real thing that made a bunch of special forces almost go back and kill the dead pirates again.

Special mother, poor can be understood, who is not from a poor background? The point is that your special mother's poverty is poor, and it's not right to use some rags as treasures to fool people.

Fortunately, the last box finally had some dry goods, dozens of gold bars and a lot of moldy dollars, pounds, marks, and francs to make people happy again, and in any case, with these things, it was worth the price of the ticket.

Don't come all the way here to rob once, and in the end, even the ticket money has to be pasted upside down, and the 28 people in the special brigade have no face to go back.