On the official road outside the south gate of Bianliang, Ouyang Xiu in the imperial history set off for Yangzhou under the support of the guards and horse soldiers, and Fang Dutou led fifty horse soldiers to escort the bandit leader Shen Yaozu to Beijing, thinking that he could take a little rest when he came to the capital, but he didn't expect that everything that happened in Beijing made Fang Dutou and the second monk puzzled and annoyed.

Su Jin explained to him before leaving, and when he arrived in Bianliang, he first had to go to the Yamen of the Third Division to find Yan Shu and hand over the prisoner to Yan Shu for processing; Fang Dutou naturally didn't dare to slack off, the matter of the grain being snatched away by the bandits still relied on Su Jin to say good things to him, and now that the grain was taken back, it could be regarded as making up for it, but for Su Jin, Fang Dutou had changed from disdain to extreme admiration in his heart.

If it was him, or anyone else, he didn't have the courage to go up the mountain single-handedly, and he actually brought the bandit's nest from the inside, although the envoy Su was not very old, but this person seemed to be shrouded in an aura, like a mystery, and people couldn't guess.

Of course, Yan Shu will not hand over the prisoner to the Zhongshu or the Privy Council, this credit can not be grabbed by the two governments, this is very clear to Fang Dutou, it is nothing to him, the guard division to which he belongs is actually under the jurisdiction of the Privy Council, and he was sent to the third division to assist the food envoy on errands, no matter whose credit it is, it is indispensable to his own, so when Yan Shu ordered him to take the prisoner to the Kaifeng Mansion prison for detention, and still ordered himself to guard it, Fang Dutou was not surprised.

However, that morning, a large group of people came to Hulala, first the privy envoy Du Yan rushed to the Kaifeng Mansion Prison with a group of people to take Shen Yaozu away, and the top boss came to mention people, Fang Dutou naturally had nothing to say, Yan Shu said that without his permission, no one was allowed to visit and interrogate Shen Yaozu, let alone take away the prisoner.

Although Fang Dutou felt that let Shen Yaozu be taken away by Du Yan like this, Yu Yanshu would never be able to say it, but the official level was to crush people to death, not to mention that it was more than one level, the privy envoy was the highest official of all the armies of the Great Song Dynasty, although it was nominal, and other procedures were required to mobilize troops and horses, but it was still effortless to kill him.

Fang Dutou symbolically pleaded a few words, in exchange for a scolding; Listening to the meaning of the privy envoy, it seemed that he already knew about Ma Jun's loss of grain, and there was a sense of holding them accountable in and out of his words, Fang Dutou was completely stunned, and in the end he could only watch Du Yan take Shen Yaozu away.

But as soon as the privy envoy left, Yan Shu and Ouyang Xiu rushed to pick up people with a roar, Fang Du was dumbfounded, and after Yan Shu understood the matter clearly, he pointed at Fang Du's nose and scolded, and at the same time chased down with people.

Fang Dutou was depressed to death, and he became a rat in the bellows - both were angry, both of them were his mother's officials, they were all goods who stepped on one foot and trembled three times, and he couldn't offend anyone, and when he was scolding his mother, he was reminded of the words of a horse army captain under him.

"Dutou, what should we do now? I'm afraid that this thing can't be settled, and it's not always a way to block at both ends, so you have to think of a charter quickly. ”

"Fuck your sister, where is the way for Lao Tzu? It's all fucking ruthless like bandits, who can Lao Tzu offend? ”

The captain of the horse army was not discouraged, and said: "Lord Sansi has led people to chase down, if this catches up, I am afraid that there will be some entanglement, there are soldiers on both sides, what if it fights?" We can't get out of it. ”

Fang Dutou said: "Then what do you say?" ”

"Why don't we go and take a look, if it really doesn't work, let's snatch Shen Yaozu back, and no one will give it, won't the two adults be able to fight?"

"Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? It's already unbearable to offend one of my little heads, and you still want me to offend both? Do I dare to disobey the orders of the two adults? ”

"You can't say that, now that both sides have been offended, how bad can it be? The third person we must not offend. ”

"Who's the third?"

"Hey...... Envoy Su, why did you forget him? Since the Privy Council and the three divisions are going to take people, it is not good for anyone, and I am afraid that they will fight and turn their faces, so let's go and rob people, let's just say that Su Envoy said, this is an important person, and people cannot be mentioned unless they are not subject to the holy decree, and whoever has the emperor's holy decree will come to mention people, otherwise we will violate the order of the Su Envoy, so wouldn't this be able to calm down the dispute? And if someone brings a holy decree to mention someone, there will be nothing to say on that side, and it will be out of touch with us, although it will inevitably make some people unhappy, but we are coming according to the rules, and we are not afraid of shadows, and we can't do anything about it. ”

"Yes, Lao Liang, this is a good idea, I didn't expect you to have this ability."

"Hehe, this fucking is forced, it's not a secret, the two concubines in the family are making trouble all day long, every time Lao Tzu brings home a piece of jewelry, these two little ladies are noisy and want to rob, Lao Tzu can't offend anyone, so let Mrs. call the shots, who does Mrs. say to whom, those two little ladies don't even dare to put a fart, over time, they realized such a truth, find someone who can hold it, and everything can be settled."

"Hehehe, really fucking incisive, why didn't Lao Tzu realize this trick, the ladies in Lao Tzu's family are also this virtue, and they can't be given secretly, given to the second child, if she takes it out to show off the stinky show, show it to the third child, the third child has to mess with Lao Tzu for a month, or your method works, Mrs. went out and settled it all, offended the eldest wife, and the fucking got out."

"That's the reason, let's ...... now"

"Get on the horse, recover the prisoners, let's be fast, don't hurt people, mention the prisoners, make the words clear and leave." Ma Dutou shouted.

The horses shouted and got on their horses, galloped less than a cup of tea, and saw from a distance the people on the street hiding their faces and running away, stumbling and stumbling, baskets and baskets rolling all over the ground, and the sound of crying fathers and mothers.

Fang Du rolled his eyes, these two masters were really not subtle enough, seeing that they were really doing it on the road, they urged their subordinates to gallop forward, only to see that on the square at the gate of Taiping Xingguo Temple, two groups of people were fighting cocks, Yan Shu Ouyang Xiu and Du Yan stared at each other, and they didn't know what they were talking about; The entourage brought behind him all had noses that were not noses and eyes that were not eyes, and that posture would rush up and grab people as long as he gave an order.

Among all the people, Shen Yaozu was the most leisurely, although he had suffered a lot and his hair was dirty, but he looked at the two groups of people with a smile with interest, and his mouth was still agitating: "Just talk and don't fight, are you all girls?" Ahaha, hit, hit. ”

Fang Du's head was strong and courageous, and he shouted: "Three adults, stop!" ”

Fifty horsemen rolled in, and Du Yan was overjoyed: "Just in time, open the way for this official, and assist this official in escorting the bandit chief back to the Privy Council." ”

Fang Du scratched his head and said, "Your Excellency, the Privy Envoy is not here to help. ”

Du Yan was stunned, Yan Shu laughed and said: "Du Shumi, look, even your subordinates know that it is unruly for you to privately mention the criminal, so you don't have to insist on it, hand over the prisoner to the official, the official didn't say a word in front of the emperor." ”

"Whew! How is it that my Privy Council has no power to interrogate prisoners? This bandit chief was captured with the assistance of my Privy Council Ma Jun, and dozens of lives were injured for this, and the official just wanted to ask for details, Yan Shu, you don't want to stop the official from doing an errand. ”

Yan Shu said with a smile: "Fang Dutou, do it, the prisoner was thrown from you, and now it is better for you to hand it over to the official." ”

Fang Dutou scratched his head again and said, "I'm sorry Lord Sansi, I'm not here to help you get back the criminals." ”

Yan Shu Ouyang Xiu was also stunned, Du Yan smiled and pointed at Yan Shu and said: "Are you crazy, you actually expect the people of my Privy Council to help you rob people, let's spend it, after a while, my people will flock here, and when the time comes, we will see if it is the weak little officials who can't lift their shoulders and can't bear the help of your three divisions and yamen, or the forbidden army under my Privy Council, hahaha." ”

Fang Dutou stepped forward immediately, and said to Du Yan, who was laughing, "Your Excellency, you have offended. ”

Du Yan smiled and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Fang Dutou shouted: "Do it, grab back the prisoner!" At the same time, he arched his hand and said: "The three adults, offended, but the lowly duty forgot to say, when coming, the Su envoy explained the lowly duty and said, this bandit leader Shen Yaozu is an extremely important person, who wants to mention people, must ask the Holy Order, according to the will of the interrogation, the lowly position is the emperor to assist the Su envoy on errands, dare not disrespect the order of the envoy, please forgive the two adults." ”

In Du Yanyan's stunned eyes and Ouyang Xiu's stunned gaze, the Ma soldiers easily snatched Shen Yaozu back.

Fang Dutou arched his hand and said: "Offended, don't be annoyed by a few adults, this is an errand, don't dare to be sloppy in your humble position, your lords go and ask for the holy decree, and your humble position is waiting in the prison of Kaifeng Mansion." ”

After that, he turned his horse's head and went away with the horses.

Yan Shu and Du Yan stared at each other, and after making trouble for a long time, Ouyang Xiu smiled and said: "It seems that only I have the right to mention the prisoner, so I will ask for an order." ”

Du Yan and Yan Shu both knew that Zhao Zhen, who was now the presiding judge of the case, had been given full authority to Ouyang Xiu in the early court, and only he could ask for the Holy Decree, and everyone else would be blind if they went.

Du Yan scolded angrily: "Su Jin is something, what kind of score is there, he really thinks of himself as a character." ”

Yan Shu smiled: "Don't say it, he is really a character, Du Shumi, there are many things in the official yamen, and there is less accompaniment, we are all empty bamboo baskets, and we are busy in vain." With a wave of his hand, he led people away.

Du Yanqi's teeth were itching, he scolded Su Jin for a while, scolded Fang Dutou for a while, and scolded Yan Shu for a while, and after tossing for a long time, he could only leave with hatred.