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"Tramp?"

"Where? Why didn't I see it?? ”

"Over there!"

"Inside that garbage heap!!"

"Garbage heap?"

"Damn, there's really a person in that garbage heap, Lao Li, you can look at it......"

……

"Ouch!"

"How many days has this man not changed his clothes??"

"No, no...... What a taste, this is! For another person, I'm dying of stinks before I get close!! ”

"Hmmm......"

"What does it smell like...... It's a bit overbearing!! ”

"Lao Li!"

"It can't be a corpse, right? Otherwise, how can it stink to this point?? ”

"Listen!"

"Purring ......"

"It's not a corpse, this man is still sleeping!!"

"Damn/Damn, sleeping in broad daylight, I thought it was still a corpse!!"

"Lao Zhang, why don't you ...... That's it?? ”

"Shall I see otherwise?"

"If you bring this man back, won't you stink the whole army to death? This hasn't even been on the battlefield yet!! ”

"Ahh

"Great!"

"Thank goodness!!"

"This person has been lying outside my house for more than two years, and I only came back from abroad last week, but I didn't expect this person to be still there!!"

"Comrade, you are doing well, hurry up and take this person away, otherwise I won't even dare to open the window in my house!!"

"Who are you?"

"I'm the owner of this house!!"

"You don't know this person, every day except for sleeping, he drinks alcohol, and this mountain of empty wine bottles is all thrown away by him alone!!"

"Flies flying, foul smell, this person is a living biological weapon, ruined our street and the whole community, these empty wine bottles could still be sold for some money, but since last week here stinky an old lady picking up garbage, no one dares to come near here!!"

"Lao Li, I'm a little dizzy, let's go quickly!!"

"Don't ...... Don't!! ”

"Two comrades, I know that you have been busy with conscription recently, and you are working very hard, so I invite you two to go to the clubhouse tonight and take a bath.

"By the way, drag this person to wash him too, and when you're done, can you bring him to the army? If you show great mercy, do you think you are doing a good deed?! ”

"This ......"

"Sir, you're embarrassing us like this!!"

"Don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed...... It's a big deal, I've got the food for tonight, okay?? ”

"Lao Zhang, what do you think??"

"Lao Li, aren't you dizzy?"

"Oh...... Maybe I held my breath for too long just now, and there was some lack of oxygen, but now it has eased!! ”

"Okay, let's get the whole person away together??"

"Huh?"

"What a joke!"

"If this kind of person touches it, he won't be able to eat for a week!!"

“……”

"Okay, I'll get it!!"

"Don't, Lao Li, you wait first, sir, look at this person......"

"Haha, how dare you bother the two of you, don't worry, I'll find someone to get him to the club later!!"

"Hey......

"This gentleman is sensible, not bad!!"

……

"Boss, this person is too ......"

"What for?"

"Do you want to make money anymore?"

"No way!"

"You have to increase the price of this, although we are a cart pulling livestock, but this smell is ......"

"Oops!"

"Don't say it, I'll add another fifty to each person, and you two must send me to the clubhouse, and even pull away all the empty wine bottles in this place!!"

"This ...... Okay, count my brothers at a loss!! ”

"Hey!"

"Wake up, wake up ......"

"What's going on?"

"Sleeping so hard??"

"Hey!!"

"Boss, this person can't wake up!!"

"Drag it away, hurry!!"

……

The Peony Club has a beautiful environment and professional facilities and high-quality technicians, but when the homeless man was carried into the lobby, the enthusiastic reception staff in the past have retreated, countless technicians have lost their faces, and several guests who are handling the bathing business are shocked and flee in a hurry.

In the end, the owner of the club hurriedly rushed over from home, but before he arrived, the two soldiers in charge of conscription had already forcibly let the club handle the bathing service for the homeless, although the two had taken off their military uniforms, but the security guard with a little insight could still see the difference between the two at a glance.

After figuring out what was happening in the clubhouse, the boss could only admit that he was unlucky, and left in a panic after giving the order to close the door for three days after today.

Finally, near twelve o'clock in the evening, the homeless man, who had been washed off his mud and sprayed with perfume, was taken along with nine others into the city's temporary military district, which was located on the outskirts of the city.

"Lao Li, this person seems to have a mental problem, will there be any accidents if we bring him in like this??"

"What could happen?"

"Didn't we already ask him? He doesn't have any opinions!! ”

"Does he have no opinion? He didn't even say a word!! ”

"Let's go, it's okay, if you don't speak, you will take him as a default!!"

"What if he suddenly regrets it when he stays with the squad leader??"

"Oops, it's all here, just don't worry about it so much, hand over the people, and complete today's task!!"

……

"What do you mean?"

"What are you two fooling me?"

"I went out before dawn, and I didn't come back until almost twelve o'clock in the morning, and I found so many cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods to come back??"

"Not ......"

"Squad leader, you also know that this is not the first two days, we have asked from door to door in almost every community, and there are really not many people who are willing to enlist in the army anymore!!"

"But although the task is difficult, we still did our best to complete it, rest assured, the people here are all voluntarily enlisted, and we did not use any coercion and inducement!!"

"Fart!"

"This blind, blind or deaf, can he know what you're talking about?"

"This one is drooling and giggling, are you sure he has no problem with his IQ??"

"This sissy, are you sure he won't pee his pants when he goes to war??"

"And this one who is still dozing off,, what's the smell of him? Get it away, get it away!! ”

"Huh?"

"Does it smell like it??"

"This ......"

"We let him take a shower before leaving!!"

"Stinky!"

"The stink that stinks to the bone marrow, get it out for me!!"

"!"

"Are you two sure you're not here to get revenge on me? Look at who you're looking for!! ”

"Boom!!"

"Oops......"

"Ban...... Squad leader, I didn't touch him, he fell by himself!! ”

"Purr, purr......"

"Damn!"

"This man is asleep??"

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