Chapter 362: Old Drama Bone

If you want to mix politics, you must first act!

Ma Chao sat in Wang Yun's secret room, and hummed twice from time to time: he had a tacit understanding with Wang Yun, and he also had a showdown with Lu Bu. However, he forgot that Lu Bu and Wang Yun hadn't had a showdown yet!

You said, if this Lu Bu doesn't take refuge in Wang Yun, then if he kills Dong Zhuo, he will have no place to stand; And if Wang Yun didn't accept Lu Bu, he wouldn't be able to cut off Dong Zhuo's head; The two are full of adultery, you love me, and they can become a pair as soon as they hook up, so why bother to pretend to act again?

After sighing slightly, Ma Chao actually understood in his heart: Scholars are the stinky virtues of being bitches and setting up archways, and martial artists like Lu Bu, in order to adapt to this so-called political occasion, can only follow the customs of the locals and become an actor......

Perhaps, to go deeper: politics is such a dirty and hypocritical thing, if you don't find some high-sounding reasons for your selfish desires, then you can't mix in the political circle at all!

So, after experiencing Wang Yun's strange eyes looking at his crotch, Ma Chao sat in the Taishi chair with peace of mind, made a pot of tea, and planned to take a look at the ultimate competition of this year's best actor! It's better to learn from middle school experience and make up for your acting skills......

However, after the start, Ma Chao was a little discouraged, because this scene was too fake. After all, Wang Yun and Lu Bu both knew what kind of goods each other was in their stomachs, so they didn't have much effort to act. Ma Chao analyzed it, and Wang Yun actually used a trick: killing; And Lu Bu only used one trick from the beginning to the end: pretending to be stupid.

In the secret room, Wang Yunxian aroused Lu Bu's self-esteem, calling him a hero of the world, how to bravely crown the three armies, and what the people admire. And Lu Bu said again and again that he was actually a small person, and it was a blessing in his life to be able to meet the respected Lord Situ......

Next, when the heat was almost over, Wang Yun slapped Lu Bu's pride hard again, saying how Dong Zhuo was a bastard, how he didn't know heroes, and only let Lu Bu be a dog who guarded the courtyard...... Balabala's. And at this time, Lu Bu blushed a little, after all, he still had Dong Zhuogang's edict in his arms to appoint him as General Wuwei. But in order to act, he had to put down his face, pretending to be indignant, and shouting that he wanted to kill Dong Zhuo......

thought that when he got here, Ma Chao thought that it was time to discuss the specific plan to kill Dong Zhuo. Unexpectedly, at this time, Wang Yun's role as an old fox had just begun!

After Lu Bu had already expressed his attitude, Wang Yun said: "The general should not speak, for fear of affecting the old man." ”

'Huh? What does Wang Yun mean by this guy? Ma Chao was stunned: when he reached this point in acting with Lu Bu at the Longmen Inn, he took off his pants and went to bed...... Oh, it's undressing and honesty...... It's not right, it's just revealing your heart. But when Wang Yun said this, what kind of routine is it?

Ma Chao was puzzled, and took a special look at Wang Yun and reminded Wang Yun not to act. But Wang Yun didn't pay attention to Ma Chao, but deliberately pretended to be a nest to coax Lu Bu's heroic spirit.

'Tall! Ma Chao praised in his heart, this hand is much more beautiful than himself: take a step back, let Lu Bu show more hole cards and take more responsibility...... If he has this skill, do he still need to curry favor with Lu Bu, give him a cautious gel, and let him laugh at himself?

And Lu Bu was already in the play, and when he saw Wang Yun's wretched appearance, he was naturally even more angry, and said angrily: "Bu is a big husband, how can he be so!" Depressed and depressed for a long time, isn't it worthy of the world?! ”

At this time, Ma Chao felt that Wang Yun should be sneering in his heart, because the old man really took advantage of the situation and said: "With the talent of a general, it is really not something that can be limited by Master Dong!" ”

These words are powerful, and they test a person's acting skills too much: if Lu Bu answers, then he will show his bottom; And if you don't answer, then the previous play will be performed in vain...... Ma Chao took a good time and sat up, not feeling how much pain his second brother had, and waited for Lu Bu's reply in a daze.

Who knew that at this time, Lu Bu calmed down, no longer so angry, and said calmly: "I want to kill this old thief, but it is the love of father and son, and I am afraid of provoking future generations." ”

Sure enough, Lu Bu's skills were not as good as others, so he directly leaked the bottom and took the initiative to deduct the basin that killed Dong Zhuo on his head. Although they also found a reason for the 'father-son relationship' to cover it up, everyone in the three of them knew that this was like the Maginot Line, and it was useless.

Wang Yun's heart was racing, and as soon as he touched the inspiration, he immediately said: "The general's surname is Lu, and the Taishi's surname is Dong." Now Dong Zhuo is tyrannical, indiscriminately kills Zhongliang, and the general is accompanied by the tiger, worrying to death, what is father and son? ”。

Wang Yun's intention in saying this sentence is obvious, warning Lu Bu, if you don't make up your mind to get rid of Dong Zhuo, one day Dong Zhuo will get rid of you. At the same time, the last piece of in the basin was also wiped on Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was helpless, and when he saw that Wang Yun's words had risen to the level of threatening his survival, he couldn't help but take out the two hundred and five tempers of the emperor Lao Tzu who didn't sell his face, and pretended to suddenly realize and said: "It's not Situ Yan, Bu Ji is wrong!" ”

At this point, this scene has come to an end. And at the end of the end, Wang Yun was also very powerful, and said very roundly: "If the general supports the Han family, he is a loyal minister, and he will be famous in history and will be famous for centuries; If the general helps Dong Zhuo, he will be an anti-minister, and he will be written in history for 10,000 years. ”

On the one hand, Wang Yun's words left a psychological comfort for Lu Bu's opposition to Dong Zhuo, and on the other hand, it also reminded Lu Bu that he must not change his mind halfway, and instead helped Dong Zhuo to deal with me Wang Yun. Lu Bu is a smart man, and when he said that he understood the end, he immediately replied: "Bu has made up his mind, Situ do not doubt it." ”

But Wang Yun is a stingy person, and he actually said: "But I'm afraid it won't work out, and it will cause a big disaster." "It means that I still don't feel at ease with you Lu Bu, what should I do if you betray me halfway?.

Lu Bu had no choice but to take out the unfinished means of the Longmen Inn, draw a knife, and stab his arm to bleed, with the heart of An Wang Yun. And Ma Chao looked at Wang Yun's virtue with a look of regret but a smile in his heart, and really felt that the scholars were so terrible......

When Ma Chao and Lu Bu had a showdown, the nature was that the two conspired to kill Dong Zhuo; And when he had a showdown with Wang Yun, it was Wang Yun who helped Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo. The two seem to have the same result, but if Dong really fails in the future, Wang Yun is likely to wipe his ass clean, and Ma Chao and Lu Bu will not escape the blame.

Ma Chao was also puzzled, when he was acting with Wang Yun, Wang Yun was eaten to death by him twice. Why did Wang Yun deal with Lu Bulai so neatly? It's like I've played it at home several times.......

Thinking about it, this is also possible, after all, Lu Bu is Dong Zhuo's personal bodyguard, Wang Yun is looking for a killer, so naturally Lu Bu is the first choice, I am afraid that he has already investigated everything about Lu Bu clearly. And there is a shadow on his side, Wang Yun has no way to start, and he knows that history is going this way, so he was lucky to beat Wang Yun twice.

However, no matter what, Dong Zhuo could not escape this catastrophe in history. And Ma Chao found that his horizontal insertion not only did not make Dong Zhuo please, but also intensified the hatred of all factions against Dong Fatzi under various circumstances. Therefore, he firmly believes that history, the final result, will not change.

As a result, he had to come out as an intermediary at this time and began to preside over the overall situation: "The two of them are so loyal and courageous, a certain Ma Zhenxi is naturally not willing to be left behind." The matter of punishing Dong is also considered more than one! "Well, after jumping into the manure pit, everything is alive.

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and began to discuss a specific plan to kill Dong Zhuo......