"Horse urine?" Fengshu suddenly understood the hardships of Liu Axiao and Zhang Xue, and would be forced by Liu Qi to collect horse urine. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

He was puzzled, but not interested in such a whimsy. Besides, he must be a close relative of the clan who came to see him, and he was reluctant to let people stay with the newly appointed general. So, he let out a "hi" breath and called Liu Qi and told him to go to get his relatives. Liu Qi, who was making peace with a few uncles, heard that he was going to the general, so he hugged two empty and big skins in a panic, chased them quickly, and when he arrived at Fengshu's side, he smiled and shouted to Liu Axiao: "Damn, go." Find the general and ask for horse pee! ”

Fengshu was startled, and hurriedly said: "People are also the masters of an army, and if you ask others for horse urine, isn't that humiliating?" Don't mess around! Otherwise, I won't go. After saying that, he felt that he didn't react, thinking about it, Liu Qi must also be talking and playing, otherwise, who would he not be able to pick up the big and big pick, hot fresh urine. He prepared horses for Liu Qi and Liu Axiao, and saw Zhang Xue lying under the crooked tree growing on the dirt slope from a distance, and felt that Liu Qiding wanted Zhang Xue to be unable to eat first, and then escape together.

Thinking of this, he specially called Liu Qi to his side and admonished, "Liu Qi." Don't go out today. If this one wants to venture east, and the other wants to step east, the enemy will always find out. The general did the right thing. We can't make this exception and embarrass the general! ”

Liu Qi hurriedly affirmed: "Of course I don't go out to play." Can I get half of the horses now, let me play? In the future, my third uncle and I opened the ranch together, and we no longer had to worry about riding horses. I always say that I have to be obedient to ride a horse, and I say that it is difficult to tame a child, am I disobedient? Can't I tame!? Last year, there was a horse that no one dared to touch, wasn't it me and Ah Xiao? Trained? ”

Liu Axiao couldn't remember such a thing, but he put excitement on his face.

He couldn't hear the words of the loot he gave him, so he asked Liu Qi one after another.

Fengshu has to worry, there is no such thing as a word, the brothers are already calculating the spoils, who knows if they will have an incident because they want to capture it too much, and they will be unreasonable?

So, he mounted his horse and said as he went: "The enemy has not found any trace of us, but he is not at the mercy of us. If you can attract the horses, the half of the horses have nothing to say, and if you can't attract them, you have to rely on the hard work of others. At that time, if you want to say it again, won't you lose the face of the lord? ”

Liu Qi snorted twice unconvinced, and only said nonsense: "If you don't listen to me, you can't miss my horse if you have to fight." Who was the first to think of not letting the enemy have horses to ride? ”

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The three of them asked as they walked, walked along the col for a while, touched the cave where a bunch of people had gathered, dismounted one after another, and went up to the field in front of the cave. There were people with knives who asked them about their intentions, so they took them to lead the people, but as soon as they took a few steps, another man with a knife came up and said that the general was invited.

Fengshu had an idea in his heart, so he waited for his relatives to take the initiative to ask to see the general and confided it, and couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard about it.

He was about to leave Liu Qi and Liu Axiao to go over with them, and noticed the light in Liu Qi's eyes. After hesitating, Liu Qi had already moved his head, revealing the cool state of the old planner, and shouted: "I know you, you are afraid that I will ask for horse urine!" Don't worry, whether you want this horse urine or not depends on the performance of the general. ”

Fengshu had no choice but to say "please" to the man and go to see the general together.

The new general was only five or six years old at most, and his hair was buttoned up on his forehead, a silver hook dangled in his ears, and the beard on his chin was groomed, short and stiff.

As soon as he saw Fengshu, he stopped talking to others, turned around and borrowed a step.

Fengshu was afraid that Liu Qi was messing around, so he blocked Liu Qi behind his back with his majestic body and talked to him carefully. Soon, Fengshu understood the general's plan, and the general intended to use the Ningguta people as a cover, and even pretended to be a relative of Kuaxiao Yezhang to take refuge in the fierce people.

After a long topic, the general asked about the two children, and set his eyes on Liu Qi and Liu Axiao, who were carrying a ball and talking in a low voice. Liu Qi was still a little nervous. After all, it was the first time he had seen the general, after all, the general was not smiling, after all, he was asking him for horse urine, and this involved the interests of his thousands of horses.

Liu Axiao didn't know that Brother Ah was weak-hearted, so he scratched his head and hurriedly threw out the words that Liu Qi encouraged him: "My brother wants to ask you for horse urine." Lots of mares' horse pee! ”

Fengshu was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back at the general, he found that the other party's "ah" was extremely puzzled, and he was also stunned for a while. Liu Qi was put on the shelf, and the last trace of nervousness was thrown out of the clouds, and he said loudly: "I just want horse pee." I'm going to let all the mares pee on the river, don't you believe you can't get the horses? Believe me, I'll give you a big victory. ”

The rouge smell of a river water, what will happen downstream? Nine times out of ten, it will attract hundreds of tough men.

Hundreds of young and beautiful mares pee in the water, and put them on the horses with a keen sense of smell and the heat season, what will happen?!

The general stood dumbfounded, and they didn't move, and they all became monkeys in amber.

For a long time, the general burst out two trembling words with a laugh: "I thought about it, but it was a bubble of horse urine!" ”

Liu Qi's heart beat faster, giving an understatement of innocence, pulling two skins in one hand and hooking Ah Xiao's belt with the other hand and walking out. Feng Shu could still hear him muttering incessantly, "What a loss of money." There are more horses, let my father make all the horse urine into horse urine paste! ”

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It was when Liu Qi stood in front of the general that Zhang Liushu and a grandfather of his own clan saw Zhang Xue.

Zhang Xue drooped his head, and as soon as he came, he asked this old man of not low status for permission to play, and shook out the reason and said something. The elder was very angry and shouted, "What is the matter with you that he takes his urine?" Does he have to take it too? You unproductive brat, why don't you let others listen to you! ”

Zhang Liushu was not interested in Zhang's dignity.

Her eyes widened wider and wider, her mouth opened and closed, and she didn't dare to believe it for a long time, but she didn't hesitate to take this uncle's words: "He is several years younger." But 'Zhang Biantou' loves to listen to others, and he also takes the things in my hands for others. Then, she forced Zhang Xue: "But what does this guy want horse urine for?" Stuffed horse urine paste sells for money? Drink?! Play?! Tell me quickly, I'll see if it's true or not. ”

Zhang Xue bit his mouth hard, scared to death, and pleaded low over and over again, begging him to go out of the camp to avoid it.

The old man on the other side also fought with him, shouting for several generations: "How did your grandfather die, he died in battle." Your grandfather's grandfather is my grandfather's nephew, how did he die, it was done outside with the enemy. Which of them taught you to squeeze horse pee. I said a long time ago that you, Abba, have to marry a prodigal hoof and go home, look at the son taught by the daughter-in-law, holding the horse's ass and catching the horse's pee......"

Zhang Xue was humiliated by him and was anxious, swallowing and crumbling theories, the more theoretical he was, the more he had no good mouth, and several times he wanted to get out of his dirty mouth, but he swallowed it back halfway. The more he theorized, the more he provoked the old man's heart, and the more he saw the old man's anger, the more angry he became, and the more angry he became. Zhang Liushu gloated, persuaded with a smile, and said lurely: "Zhang Wuwei listens to my father the most." As long as you don't lie, I can take you to play. Yes, Grandpa! ”

"I'm not lying!" Zhang Xue pleaded, "He really wants to take horse urine!" ”

Zhang Liushu didn't believe it: "He's not stupid or stupid, why is he taking horse urine?" ”

The samurai brought by Zhang Liushu from home walked up to him and answered: "If you don't lie, you can't go." The kid at the end of the chapter is a vicious dog, as if he wants to bite two bites when he sees someone. At the beginning, I saw him as honest and said good things for him, who knew that people would not recognize him in a blink of an eye. ”

"I'll be fine!" Zhang Liushu turned around and shouted.

After speaking, she called a few partners to go to find Zhang Wuwei. Zhang Xue also turned his head to follow, and when others gave him a blank look, he pleaded to others: "Liu Qizhen wants to take horse urine." I'm so good with him, can I stand by and watch? But everyone didn't listen to his explanation, thinking that he was deceived by Liu Qi, and it was impossible for Liu Qi to ask for horse urine. Everyone is also surprised, he is much better than Liu Qi, Liu Qi asked him to pick up horse urine, he just didn't go, why did he obey his orders and hide.

In the midst of the quarrel, they saw a few big men who were going to get horses not far away, and many people were gathered around, and they were surprised to hear the shouting of the crowd: "Do you want to urinate?" ”

An old man close to them grinned and excitedly shouted to the person next to him: "Do you use horse urine to race people?" I've lived a long time, and I've never seen this before! ”

"Someone wants horse pee too?! The end of the chapter is also required. I understand, Liu Qi knows that horse urine is rare. Zhang Xueqi suddenly woke up.

He seemed to wake up at once, and immediately grabbed a partner's water bladder, shivered and sprinkled the air, and quickly squeezed under the pit, and saw that as soon as he peed the horse, he came down.

The person who was robbed of the water bladder by him was in a hurry, and he went down and kicked his ass.

Zhang Liushu laughed and shouted hard: "Because of the horse urine fight." It's the first time I've seen it this old. ”

As they went on and on, the two camps they passed were boiling, and all the old and young gathered around and made a fuss, asking the shaman why the general had suddenly given the order to collect the urine of the horses and the urine of the mares. Everyone gradually believed in Zhang Xue, and felt that Zhang Xue went to rob the horse urine, and Liu Qi would definitely do it. Soon, they saw Zhang Xue coming up with a leather pot and a bamboo tube, and when they humiliated him, they also paid attention to whether there were any peeing horses around.

Zhang Xue no longer argued with them.

The urine is all gone, why do you have to flee outside the camp to avoid it? Why don't you ask Liu Qi to understand?! Thinking of this, he hurriedly turned his head and ran away shouting.

Zhang Liushu knew that he was going to find Liu Qi, but he felt that he had to find Zhang Weiwei to ask if he wanted to know why everyone was crazy, so he couldn't help but speed up his pace.

When she arrived at the end of the chapter, the people who stayed outside saw her come out after a while, the delicate air on her nose was gone, and her eyes were blank, like colorless stone beads, so they rushed to her and asked. I heard her murmur, "It's over." I heard that the two children went crazy with the chapter swing. He's not in the camp now, he's gone to see the river! ”

The girl who had been following her believed it and shouted, "Let someone tell you to go, Abba go!" ”

"It's too late!" Another boy suggested, "Let's find the chapter blood first." Perhaps, he is not far from madness. ”

Zhang Liushu's chest was constantly rising and falling, and her brain was difficult to use for a while, but she still thought through it and said, "Zhang Xuanwei is crazy, Zhang Xue and Liu Qi are also crazy." Everybody's crazy. It had to be an enemy spell. Let's go to the shaman and let them do the Dharma and save everyone! ”

Speaking of which, someone has already seen a shaman. Along the path below, there were two or three in front of me, and more than ten followed.

They took the five-flowered vestments and weapons, walked and talked all the way, and one of them ran to the high stone opposite, shook a braid, and shouted like a cow.

At this time, there was no need for Zhang Liushu to say anything, and several teenagers ran down like arrows.

The countless warhorses downstream must have reacted, but are they swarming or slowly moving upstream?

It is not clear whether more than a dozen people are paying attention to the river together, but they all believe that no matter what, in this hundred miles of river berth, as long as the horses are in turmoil, the unsuspecting fierce people will be in chaos. Soon, a big man who came to urinate walked a few times, stopped at the edge of the river, and vented to the root while sprinkling water: "Let this group of *** drink well!" This is exactly what Liu Qi and Liu Axiao wanted, they stood with Dahan and didn't pee for the time being, and they had to wait for Dahan to urinate half before sprinkling, so that they could overwhelm his urine and grow taller than him in the future.

Zhang raised his horsewhip, and waited unhappily for them to stop, and when they stopped talking, then asked for a pot of wine from the attendant standing by the horse. He pulled off the lid and poured it out, walked in front of the person and knelt down on one knee, and said sadly and in a low voice: "The elixir from the high cold, the noble veins and blood of the grandmother and the ancestors, the sweetness is full of bitterness. …… Children and grandchildren have the strength to eat, cattle and sheep drink more multiplication, if I do not forget the deep gratitude, will make the children and grandchildren dare not practice it, pollute it. ”

Liu Qi was full of wit, and when he felt that this was familiar, he listened to the chapter and said: "Future generations dare not forget the oath of their ancestors, but in order to defeat a strong enemy, it is inevitable that all jade will be burned." If the immortal heaven sins, the sin is in my chapter, and if the earth mother blames, please don't touch others. ”

After saying that, he stood up, walked to the place where he had peed just now, bent down and scooped, raised his head and cooed, cooing.

"General!" His attendants came up to grab him, but he pushed them aside.

Fengshu's heart rang continuously, and he hurriedly pulled Liu Qi and Liu Axiao to his side. And the big man who peed just now was embarrassed and angry, his red face was sweating, and he immediately shouted angrily: "I'm going to pee anyway." Chapter swing tail, what are you doing here? Horses can pee, but Lao Tzu can't pee? ”

"This water comes from Mulberry Muduo, and it is the water that the ancestors drank when they were tired and weak when they migrated south." Zhang Weiwei said, "There are few people in my clan who can know it!" ”

The big man was taken aback, and hurriedly ran to the river, bent down and drank continuously, and ruined himself into a ball of dog dung. Liu Qi immediately remembered the pleasure of peeing just now, while worrying that he would taste the urine himself, and on the other hand, he was worried that his plan would be in vain, so he desperately wanted to overturn the statement of Zhang Weiwei.

At this time, he saw Zhang swinging his tail and dragging the big man up, and said gently: "We have been moving south for a long time, and the customs have changed, not to mention that you don't know the origin of this water, so you don't have to be like this." It's me—"

Dahan really couldn't think of what he was going to do, so he had to ask blankly, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Zhang Weiwei asked: "I remember the shame and hatred of the ancestors, who forced them to leave their divine homeland and pile up their bloody corpses under the fortified battle array, in exchange for their lives?" ”

The man said with a gloomy face: "Finished tiger! (To be continued.) )