Chapter 67: Liu Ling's Pride

Liu Ling looks very good eating cakes, and the royal upbringing is not given for nothing, it's just that she keeps looking at Yun Lang while eating the cake, and she also puts down the cake from time to time and sniffs on Yun Lang's body.

"The cake was delicious, really tasty, especially for women, it was hard to resist the temptation.

I won't learn this thing, and giving it to the Huns will spoil a good thing. ”

From this point of view, Liu Ling's self-control ability is not ordinarily strong.

"If you want to learn, I won't teach, it's better to keep good things at home." Yun Lang continued to rub his cheeks with his hands, hoping that the appearance of the pig's head would leave him soon.

Liu Ling said with a smile: "Real women never look at men and never look at skins, only those stupid women will judge people by their appearance."

A good man is naturally wonderful, and he can naturally make a woman intoxicated, who has the time to see his appearance. ”

"You say I'm the kind of person who doesn't need looks to conquer women?" Yun Lang was a little excited, after all, Liu Ling read tens of millions of people, and he should have a deep study of men.

Liu Ling smiled bitterly: "I really want to say that you are that kind of man, but unfortunately, you are not, it is better to protect your beautiful face well, and it should be enough to confuse some ignorant women." ”

"Do you believe in witchcraft?" Yun Lang suddenly remembered something and hurriedly asked.

"Don't believe it!" Liu Ling replied very simply.

"Why? The emperor believes it! ”

Liu Che sat in that position and was suspicious all day long, anything that was unfavorable to him would be magnified by hundreds of officials and him 10,000 times, there were many things in the dark that could not be explained, so he had to believe it.

As for why I don't believe it, do you want to know why? ”

Yun Lang saw Liu Ling's strange smile, and quickly shook his head and said, "I don't want to hear it!" It's not going to be a good story! ”

Liu Ling put the last piece of cake in his mouth, sucked his fingers, patted his stomach with satisfaction, and then said with a smile: "I knew the art of witchcraft when I was five years old, and as a result, I found my maid to do experiments.

Later, when I grew up, I continued to do this kind of experiment, after all, if successful, it was the simplest murder technique.

I've tried no less than ten times, and six times I've had the most clever warlock cast a spell, and one of them died as a cursed subject, and according to my inspection, the dead guy was still poisoned alive by the warlock.

Since then, I have never believed in witchcraft again, and whoever mentions it in front of me will be killed by me, because I know that whoever mentions witchcraft in front of me is trying to deceive me. ”

Yun Lang smiled: "I don't believe the emperor hasn't tried it!" ”

Liu Ling smiled: "I don't believe it either!" Did the emperor kill people on the grounds of witchcraft, he was punishing the heart, and it was the heart of the spectator who was killing.

After all, the reason of resentment against the royal family is enough to punish him for the nine clans. ”

"Don't talk about this kind of bad thing, you tell me, what do you think of this Song Qiao?" Yun Lang asked expectantly.

"There is no alluring appearance, no blood-pumping figure, no natural flattery, and no temperament that makes people close when they meet.

I stripped naked, your heartbeat didn't speed up, and you can still talk to me in a straight voice, and today I saw that woman actually lost her soul like a fool. ”

After listening to Liu Ling's answer, Yun Lang knew that he had asked the wrong person, and it was difficult to get a pertinent answer by asking one woman if another woman was good.

"To be reasonable, I always have to marry a wife, if I don't find it myself, Changping will be my master and get the women of the four major families of pigs, horses, cattle and sheep to be my wife.

It will be even more miserable then. ”

Liu Ling sneered: "Marrying a noble girl will not be miserable, as long as you have the value of use, she will arrange the days you expect beyond your imagination, and she is as docile as a sheep, Changping is like this."

Know no, when you like beautiful women, as long as you want, when you go to bed at night, there will be a stripped beauty in your bed.

If you like money, you will have access to all the goods of the world.

Of course, the premise of getting this is that you are useful, and if one day you are useless, they will abandon you, and it is not too much to kill you.

With your endless skills, you should be able to live happily for the rest of your life after marrying a noble girl. ”

Yun Lang gritted his teeth and said: "Don't talk about this, your thoughts always conflict with me, tell me about your plan to go to the Xiongnu, are you really going to marry the military minister Shan Yu?" Serving a filthy old guy for the rest of your life? ”

Liu Ling stroked the long hair hanging on his chest and said with a smile: "If the military minister is only old and faint, I will definitely serve him with all my heart and let him live longer, if he is very shrewd, I must kill him as soon as possible and continue to look for the next faint heir." ”

"It's that simple?"

Liu Ling smiled: "How complicated can it be?" I can only use his power when I am old and deaf, if I am shrewd, it will be too dangerous for me, you don't think that I went to be a member of Shan Yu, right? ”

"It's too dangerous!" Yun Lang smashed his mouth and said.

"How dangerous can it be? I'm in my twenties this year, and the days of youth have passed, and if I want to rely on beauty to entertain people, I have almost no capital.

Are you afraid that Changping will find you a noble daughter of the pigs, horses, cattle and sheep, am I not afraid that my father will give it to someone as a gift?

Since I'm not destined to be loved by my husband, why don't I fight with this body that is about to lose its color, what if I succeed? ”

Yun Lang's expression was gloomy, Liu Ling in history was a demon girl who could be a man, after Yun Lang saw Liu Ling, he found that Sima Qian did not talk nonsense, Liu Ling was such a woman.

It's just that Yun Lang found that he didn't seem to be able to despise Liu Ling, and even had a trace of admiration.

This is a woman who is working hard to achieve her goal, and in order to achieve her goal, she does not hesitate to give everything, including her life!

Therefore, she is a pure person, much purer than most people in the Great Han Kingdom.

"I'll never say anything like that again." Yun Lang's voice was a little hoarse.

Liu Ling smiled: "Unless you are willing to marry me, don't talk other nonsense, marry you, at least I will not suffer, and I can live a peaceful life." ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "Change one!" I can't use my own happiness to fulfill yours. ”

Liu Ling smiled: "I don't want anything else, even if you are willing to marry me, it must be that you really like me."

If out of pity, I, Liu Ling, am not rare, and would rather go to the Huns to wander around and see how big the world is! ”

"I heard that the Xiongnu envoys returned to Chang'an with Wei Qing......"

"So, I'll go to Chang'an in three days......"

"Three days later, you make a big meal, which is considered to test your craft, and in addition, I invite you to drink, and you won't return home if you don't get drunk!"

Liu Ling shook his head and said: "The night after tomorrow, I want to go to Chang'an soberly, I can't go drunk, three days later, I will prepare for battle." ”

Liu Ling's cake had already been eaten, Yun Lang's tea had already been drunk, and what should have been said was finished, and the two sat on the high platform, only the evening breeze whimpered......

When he got up in the morning, Yun Lang found that the bruises on his body had faded a lot, and his swollen body was slowly decreasing, at least his facial features had returned to his place, and his fat lips were no longer turned out, and he looked much more normal.

The food at night is too greasy, in the morning can only eat some millet porridge with salt vegetables, the Yun family's vegetable garden was destroyed by hail, Yun Lang wants to eat a little refreshing green vegetables, can only wait for the seeds replanted in the vegetable garden to germinate and grow.

Millet porridge can't be too thick, naturally can't be too thin, if it's too thick, it will become small rice, too thin and can't find the smooth feeling of millet across the throat, only Liang Weng's wife can grasp the taste of Yunlang and cook the millet porridge just right.

Yun Lang can't see it even if he doesn't sleep well, anyway, he still has a blue nose and swollen face, and if Song Qiao doesn't sleep well, he will be seen through by others at a glance.

"Senior brother, my little sister asked you, is human blood really divided into four types: A, B, C, and D?"

Yun Lang nodded and said: "In fact, it is not accurate to say that there are only four kinds, it can only be said that these four are the most common, the reason why they have not been discovered, it is likely that we missed them, and with the continuous development of the doctor, one day it will be sorted out." ”

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