introduction

In a dark night where you can't see your fingers, there is a faint sound of a lone wolf wailing around~~~

Xiao Hei relied on his animal instinct and was very alert to the "half-orc" on the opposite side

And Ma Chao, the Tianwei God General who rode on Xiao Hei, was also confused by Zhanger King Kong, and was a little withdrawn~

After holding it for a long time, Ma Chaocai sighed and said, "Marshal, why are you suffering?" ”

I saw the half-orc on the opposite side who was full of phantom qi (the highest level of fighting qi), and shouted hoarsely and deeply: "Shaft! You dare to tease my wife! How can I not settle accounts with you?! ”

It turned out that the half-orc was the marshal of Tianpeng who was nicknamed Zhu Bajie! The human race is against the god race, and the horse naturally shrinks a little.

However, this person shrank his mouth and said stiffly: "Hehe, marshal, that Miss Gao Cuilan of Gaojiazhuang is the concubine you are marrying." According to the generation, she is the eldest woman, and Chang'e is the junior, right? ”

"This ......", Zhu Bajie was speechless for a while, and two beads of sweat appeared on his head; Ma Chao suddenly showed a disdainful smile as a villain~~~

But five minutes later, Marshal Tianpeng suddenly became furious, and the phantom qi that was originally entwined and swimming all over his body suddenly scattered outwards as if it were aroused, and the evil aura was overwhelming!

Ma Chao couldn't help but be surprised! In my heart, I silently recited: "Duanmu military master save me, sister Xiaomi save me, brother Li Ang save me, Haihai apprentice save me!" ”

Marshal Tianpeng shouted angrily again: "Meng Qi erected! How dare you deceive my IQ! You'd better give me a free time! ”

Ma Chao tilted his head: "Your sister?" Why did you come back to this set? ”

Time flies, the cosmic black hole, the endless abyss, the sesame opens the door~~~

Ma Chao only felt that his body was weak and fell, endlessly, until he passed out~~~

Prologue

It was pitch black in front of me, and there was a lot of noise around me~~~

Ma Chao tried hard to open his eyes, and after a "whoop" voice, a carp stood up ~~~

"Lord... Lord, what are you doing here? Fraudulent corpses? Scared the hell out of me. "It is Ma Chao's new entry into the Ma family's army, the commander of the "water battalion", Comrade Zhou Maitian, who was taken aback by Ma Chao's reaction~~~

"Oh, wheat, uh...... Xiao Zhou, what are you doing here, making a fuss? And where are we? Ma Chao was confused by the chaotic scene around him, and asked the wheat field~~~

"Lord, lord~~~ I know, I know~~~ I'll answer, I'll answer~~~" Haihai, a special guest known as the "King of Code Word Newcomers", grabbed back.

"It turned out to be the author's great apprentice of the great god, Haihai Xiaoyou? Hello, hello~~~ Ma someone is very optimistic ^_^ about your future."

Mai Tian, who has a straightforward but somewhat shy personality, looked at Ma Chao and Haihai, who had already spoken, bowed to Ma Chao, and said: "Since there is a little friend of Haihai to explain the doubts of the lord, then I will retire in the next, and I will continue to train the secret equipment of the water camp......"

Ma Chao and Haihai, who were slightly apologetic, nodded to Mai Tian, and Mai Tian didn't say much, and retreated with a tough and good body unique to soldiers~~~

"Uh...... What's this...... What's that, Haihai, is it swollen? ”

"Princess, uh....... Don't you know, lord? The author of the great god remembered that we fought too hard in the book, and pulled us to the detention center again, and this time the treatment was very good, it was the best VIP private room in the detention center "Fantasy Time and Space", what appeared in the book, what hasn't appeared, what won't appear, dead and alive characters can come out; And it can be personality reversal, gender reversal, identity reversal, etc., we can play how we want; We can eat steamed buns, dumplings, hamburgers, pizza or something, and we can play casually at PARTY, KTV, military parade or something! ”

"A military parade?" Ma Chao started with one head and two big ~~~

"yes, it's a good day! Why else would everyone mess around? ”

Ma Chao only then remembered to look around, it turned out that everyone was there, it was really "everyone is there", historical figures and original dragon sets were mixed together~~~

The "lord" was a Zhengtai who grabbed Ma Chao's left sleeve, and it turned out to be Qin Shou

"Lord + 1" another Zhengtai grabbed Ma Chao's right sleeve, which turned out to be a single

"You guys?" Ma Chao was puzzled~~~

"My lord, Marshal Tianpeng told me that just like last time, we can't return to the original time and space until we have participated in the military parade."

Qin Shou explained~~~

"Lord +1, Fairy Chang'e told me that the memory of this time is the same as last time, and when we return to the book after the parade, it will completely disappear."

The single explains +1~~~

"That's it......." Ma Chao then smiled slyly: "It's rare to go crazy a few times in life, as long as everyone is happy, what if you forget it?" Hehe! ”

Ma Chao hugged the cloud that had not squeaked beside him, with an aperture on his head and an angel shape, and raised his hand to everyone, "Little ones, walk out of the hallway with a certain family and enter the "fantasy time and space", we will play a lively game!" ”

The grand National Day military parade kicked off~~~

Main

On the rostrum, a man with his hair oiled and combed with Sanqi open, dressed in a suit of King Adi walked out.

"Hello everyone, I am a special guest host hidden in late autumn, welcome everyone to the parade site!"

"Today, the sky is clear, the sky is cloudless, and the sun is shining in the sky! The colorful flags fluttering on the upper floor of Tiananmen Gate are really wrapped in silver and extremely enchanting! ”

Rise? Tiananmen? Ma Chao rubbed his eyes vigorously, wanting to see if there was still a nearby agricultural base station that he had been thinking about when he dreamed of the Three Kingdoms era~~~

The host Yin Qiu hurriedly contacted the director: "Sister director, what's the matter?" Although this is a "fantasy space", this is too outrageous, right? ”

In the broadcast room, Ms. Duanmu, who was dressed in OL attire and had a capable temperament, her beautiful face changed, and she scolded the surroundings: "Which temporary worker is so unreliable?" Do you want to do today's boxed lunch?! Switch the camera for the old lady! ”

The author, who hadn't eaten lunch yet, hurriedly adjusted the frequency of 'Fantasy Time and Space'~~~

After a click, the sound of the curtain changing, the set of "Fantasy Time and Space" finally looked a little normal.

"Hello everyone, I am a special guest host hidden in late autumn, welcome everyone to the parade site!"

"Today, the sky is clear, the sky is cloudless, the sun is shining in the sky, and the birds are smiling at me. The flag fluttering on the gate tower of Chang'an Zhicheng, the flowers are splendid, it is really wrapped in silver, and it is extraordinarily enchanting! ”

"Look, the layout around the parade ground is the elaborate design of the new archangel Ma Yun's, you see, the flowers in the flower beds, one by one....... Belch...... The stubborn turnips and Martian trees...... Turnips, Martian trees? ”

In the broadcast room, OfficeLady Duanmu hurriedly prompted through Mike and Yinqiu: "Leave the radish and the Martian tree alone, continue the live broadcast!" ”

Tong! Tong! Tong!

"After the twelve two-kick salutes, the first unit has already appeared."

"Look, the first light cavalry unit to enter the square is Zhao Yun's white horse righteous servant! White Horse righteous from ......?! "Click! It turned out that Yinqiu's jaw fell to the ground. Then the thing pretended to be calm and followed his shiny old man's scalp shoes coated with shoe polish, picked up his chin, and installed it back in place: "The author is really fucked! It's okay to mess around, Bai Ma Yicong has a relationship with Ma Jiajun? Forget it, this time the Sprinkle family will do their best to broadcast live for you. Author, God, next time you play like this, the Sprinkle family is not finished with you! ”

"Immediately followed by the handsome and compelling young man in white Lang and the white horse Yicong with a white horse, there is the second cavalry unit, Wenhou Lu Bu's Bingzhou wolf cavalry!"

"Look, the leader is Lu Bu, who is wearing a golden crown, wearing a golden armor, and holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, riding a red rabbit that has crossed over from Warcraft, uh...... Rabbit? That's not what Chitu meant, wow! ”

Poof~~~ The corners of Yinqiu's mouth foamed, and he continued to report.

Fortunately, when Yinqiu saw the third cavalry unit, he wiped the sweat on his head and thought; "Finally a normal force has appeared."

"Look! This is the heavy cavalry of my Ma family's army! Look at the bright heavy armor, not losing the majesty of the medieval crusaders! Yin Qiu preached hard: "As the saying goes, there is a white horse in Liaodong in the front, and Yongliang heavy armor in the back!" ”

"The leading few generals will be ~~~ Pang Lingming and Xu Gongming, known as Fufeng Shuangming!"

Poof~~~ Jia Xu, who was sitting on the rostrum, couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out: Fufeng Shuangming, fortunately it was not Fufeng who was blind......

"The general between the two generals is General Huang Yuanhuang, nicknamed the ugly brother in our Ma family's army! It is said that Brother Ugly is the distant nephew of General Huang Zhong and the old general......."

Rub! General Huang, a special guest sitting on the other side of the rostrum, stood up and shouted at the parade ground, "Clown...... Xiao Huang, you have to fight for it, you want to give us a long face of Ma's Industrial Unlimited Company, little comrade, I am optimistic about you! ”

Hmmm! ~~~ "Listen, everyone! That's the roar of a tiger! ”

Throat whine! ~~~ "Listen, everyone! That's the roar of a snow leopard! ”

Yinqiu was shocked while broadcasting live, "Obediently, the tigers and leopards have been released, I want to choose a good position, ready to slip away at any time, but after looking at it, he breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the fourth army slowly entered~~~."

"Well, please rest assured, it's not that the door of the zoo is not closed, but that the tiger and leopard riders of Cao's Baye Company are making a cameo."

The eight tiger and leopard cavalry leaders known as the Eight Tiger Riders led the tiger and leopard horses to ride on the parade ground ~~~

"What? The audience said that they didn't see what the tiger and leopard rode clearly? It doesn't matter, the infantry unit is about to play, so let's focus on the follow-up troops. ”

"Next is the white ear soldiers of Liu's Fenyang Trading Company, and a group of white soldiers also came to make a cameo."

On the field, I saw a white-eared soldier busy, holding sugarcane, fresh bamboo and bamboo leaves, and fresh meat (giant pandas have always been omnivores, meat and vegetarian are not taboo), guiding the cute Bai Zhen (giant panda) to walk slowly through the parade ground~~~

"Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen...... The long-awaited Shadow Force is finally here! Look! Hey? What about people? ”

"There seemed to be a crowd on the field, but there was no one in sight, and there seemed to be a lot of noise on the field, but there was still no one in sight. Is this for the hair? Ma Chao, who was in the center of the rostrum, stood up and proudly said to the parade ground where there were people but no one: "Sons! Manifest yourself! ”

Hmm~~~ Take off the shadow of the optical camouflage cloak and reveal your true face~~~

However, the shadow phalanx seems to be neat, but everyone's mentality and expression are different, and some people are chattering ~~~

Li Ang looked at the sky as he walked, and thought to himself, "Am I flying in the sky, which is more suitable for my identity at this time?" ”

Mu Yuanfeng looked at Liu Yue on the rostrum thoughtfully, and the princess of ten thousand years also looked at her little Mu Mu with a soft bowel, her fingers clasped tightly, and she wanted to stand up and express her position, but she glanced at Ma Chao next to her~~~

Ma Chao saw this detail in his eyes, and silently thought in his heart: "Stop the bird, stop the bird, let's find a time for you to get married, and you can also have a cup of happy wine to drink." ”

Qin Shou's expression in the phalanx was the most numb, and his mouth kept nagging Governor Arnold's famous words: "I'll."

be

back，I'll

be

back...", I don't know what he wants to do~~~

The most brilliant is the single, the original single led a little Shanxi sheep, as soon as this shape appeared, it immediately attracted the ambiguous smiles of the little Loli outside the field, and he smiled proudly when he saw this single, but he didn't notice it, and he didn't know who posted a note behind him that "primary school students expressed dissatisfaction......

At the end of the Shadow Department are two hidden special guests, one is called hidden in the cold winter, and the other is called hidden in the late summer, these two are called "Cordyceps sinensis" together on the rivers and lakes. However, these two prawns were very good, and they started to buy and sell directly at the parade: "Hey, don't miss it, all the officials who are passing by, the best cordyceps!" After you eat it, you can go up the mountain to fight the tiger and go down the mountain to beat the hidden autumn! It's only 998, it's only 998, it's less than a thousand taels! Don't miss it when you pass by! ”

When the Shadow Department was about to leave the parade ground, the angel Yun'er, who had not squeaked, said softly to Ma Chao: "Xianggong, it's time for the sisters' women's army to appear." ”

Wow~~~ As soon as the Women's Army appeared, it immediately attracted everyone's comments, which is a military parade force, it is a group of ancient model catwalk troupes in light clothes. Ma Chao looked at this group of sister flowers, the corners of his mouth unconsciously drooped, and Yun'er on the side shook his head and sighed softly: "Why did the husband give up the treatment?" Look at you, Dick Silk Disease has committed it again. ”

The front team leader is Diao Chan, Sugar Millet and Duanmu Ruoyu, who didn't know when to blend into the team,

Diao Chan looked at Chao'er on the rostrum, and wanted to raise his hand to say hello, Duanmu on the side didn't know what kind of wind to smoke, pulled Diao Chan and said: "Sister, look, this is the saffron of Tubo country, it is said that the body fragrance caused by this bath is more effective than musk, maybe your family can smell this smell, and you can be brain congested and then have a blood howl on you, oh hehehe~~~"

Hearing this, Diao Chan's cheeks were crimson, and he didn't know how to answer, Duanmu convulsed at this time: "Good sister paper, let's go take a bath when we get to the end, how about the effect of this flower?" Oh, hehehe~~~"

"Huh? Well, haha......" Diao Chan, who still didn't know how to answer, responded vaguely~~~

Zhen Mi, the last beauty of the model team, suddenly felt that some people were unfamiliar with the land at this time, and she couldn't help but feel empty in her heart. At this time, Yun'er flew next to Zhen Mi and said, "Sister Zhen Huan...... Oh, Sister Zhen Mi, sister, please do your business. ”

Zhen Mi only remembered the dream of the last few days at this time, and couldn't help asking: "Are you the fairy in the dream, so you want me to ......?"

And at this time, the host Yinqiu looked at the sugar millet next to the two of them, and felt that the time had come, like a swallow Li San, he jumped into the side of millet ~~~

Smack!

It's a pity that the light work is not up to par, and I fell headfirst and butt in front of Xiaomi~~~

Tang Mi was startled at first, and after seeing the situation clearly, she laughed softly: "Brother Qiu, what are you doing here?" You don't have to do it! "This smile is really cute!" There is a poem that praises: A smile captivates the city, and then a smile captivates the country! Cute doesn't need a reason!

Yinqiu sorted out his three-seven open, which was as straight as a knife and an axe, and replied curtly: "Well, it's ugly in front of the millet sister paper, ashamed, ashamed, ashamed......"

"Mimi, Mimi, I heard that you have a family heirloom sword in your hand? Can you show it to everyone? In order to hide his embarrassment, Yinqiu hurriedly changed the topic.

Tang Mi smiled: "Yes, that sword is said to be the heirloom of my Tang family, and my sister Tang Mi Ai gave it to me personally when I went out to explore the rivers and lakes." ”

At this moment, Han Ying, Guan Yinping, Zhang Xingcai, Ma Yunlu, Bao Sanniang (Guan Suo's Mazi), and Unforgettable Sister, who are walking in the middle of the Women's Army, are all interested, and they all come up to watch this legendary sword of the gray bull~~~

I saw that Xiaomi unhurriedly pulled out the sword from the sword box, and Yinqiu puffed it up in a timely manner: "Everyone, everyone, look, this sword is the magic weapon that is said in the rivers and lakes that 'as soon as the divine sword comes out, who will compete with the front', it is said that the cadre Mo Ye will also bow down." This sword has a simple shape, quite like dried fish, so it is called: 'the sword of fish'! Belch? Is this a sword? ”

At this time, what was in Xiaomi's hand was something that looked like dried salted fish......

Yin Qiu was dumbfounded: "Mimi, are you sure this is an Excalibur?" ”

Sugar Millet was also stupid, and blushed for a while: "This is the salted fish that my sister prepared for me on the road because she was afraid that I would have no food to eat......"

Yin Qiu was sluggish at first, and then furious: "Tang Xiaomi, this military parade is not your backyard!" ”

Sugar Millet was reprimanded by Yinqiu, his face changed, and he kicked at Yinqiu's ass with a flying foot: "Maytheforcewillbewithyou!" ”

As soon as Yinqiu, who stole chickens and made rice, woke up from the rostrum, there was warm applause in his ears.

'Wow~~~' It turned out that the wheat field led the water battalion and armored units appeared on the field

"Everyone, please see, the neat military posture of the athletes in the water camp, and the cool fire prevention and theft prevention are handed over to these athletes, so you can rest assured!"

When the water camp walked to the center of the rostrum, Ma Chao stood up, waved his hand and said loudly: "Hello comrades! The athletes of the water walking camp all gave a standard military salute and replied: "Hello chief! Ma Chao said: "Comrades have worked hard! The athletes also replied loudly: "Serve the people of Yongliang!" ”

Click, the earth trembled slightly, and the nine "Kowloon Baths" (water dragon cars) made by the water battalion for the military parade drove into the venue like a tank, and Zhu Geliang and Huang Yueying, who saw this scene on the rostrum, couldn't help but nod in agreement

As a descendant of Lu Ban, Mai Tian is very proud to see that his carefully built equipment has been recognized by these two!

After all the armed forces passed the scene, a mass parade followed~~~

The eldest lady Cai Wenji sat on the float, playing a song "Guangling San" on the zhengqin that was deliberately pasted with the portrait of hellokitty by Ma Chao, under the simple and generous tune, the sound of the zhengqin is melodious and long, and it is really pleasant~~~ On the rostrum, Brother Zhu and Zhou Yu also closed their eyes and listened, and shook their heads from time to time, as if they had taken ecstasy~~~

Behind the float is the idle staff of the "Dragon Gate Inn", a franchise store of the "Dragon Gate Inn", holding a billboard with a membership card of 9% off and 8% off for accommodation and mixed in the parade ~~~

The leader of the "There is an Inn" team is the wealthy businessman Li Zihao, this Li Zihao didn't know where to hear that the Ma family's liquor is very popular and highly sought after among the nobles and scholars, so he wanted to talk about business with Ma Chao, but he didn't expect to be treated as a guest by Ma Chao after contacting Ma Chao, and was also brainwashed by Ma Chao's advanced concept, and also realized on a whim that MLM is a very terrible forbidden move in the business war, and for a time opened Longmen Inn and Youjian Inn all over the country, and by the way, the MLM network was also secretly spread across the country~~~

In the jingling sound, another mass team came up, all of which were white coats of Yishui, which turned out to be the pharmaceutical R&D department of Huatuo and Yaoyi~~~

Xiao Tian, who has been standing beside Ma Chao as Ma Chao's VIP bodyguard, became interested in this jingling appliance and asked Ma Chao: "Lord, these are the glass bottles used by Sister Guanyin back then?" ”

"Aang? What is this? Ma Chao looked at Xiao Tian who raised such a 250 question with a 250 face, and the two suddenly fell silent, and Yun'er next to him shook his head and sighed~~~

It turns out that this jingle is a glassware, which is used by the Ministry of Medicine to do herbal experiments~~~

Yao Yi was very happy today, so happy that he had convulsions, and shouted at Ma Chao off the field: "Lord! You asked me to develop the little blue pill in private, and it has finally been successfully developed! Look, look! Ma Chao quickly turned his head and pretended not to know him.

The fourth procession came up, it was Zheng Hun and Pu Yuan's Arsenal Department ~~~

Zheng Hun didn't know what was going on, and when the team walked to the center of the parade ground, he knelt down on one leg to Ma Chao on the rostrum, and arched his fist and said: "Lord Qi, according to your requirements, the modeling of the two sea-crossing bridges of 100,000 to one has been made, one is called 'big bridge' and the other is called 'small bridge', there is something unclear below, Wu Yongzhou is a dry road, where are these two bridges going?" ”

Ma Chao responded: "Zheng Hun, you are really muddy, give me eyes to look east, and then build the big and small bridges between the Han and the Wa Kingdom on the coast of the East China Sea, hum~~~ When the bridge road is passed, I want to see how many days the man of Lao Shengzi Himihu and Susasuke can jump!" By the way, I also snatched 'Sora Aoi' together, and we won't be afraid of 'going to China' in the future, wahaha! ”

Zheng Hun and Pu Yuan were dumbfounded when they heard this, and they didn't know what Ma Chao was doing when they grabbed the empty well in Cangshan, so they had to bow their heads and say, "The lord is mighty!" We are commanded! ”

Hearing this, everyone also exploded and discussed with each other, Boss Cao, Manager Liu, CEO Sun and Hei Zhengtai all looked at Ma Chao with different expressions, and they didn't know what to do in their hearts~~~

The last thing to appear was the Majia Circus, where a group of animal trainers dragged the newly borrowed tigers, leopards, white dogs and elephants or something, giving this outrageous military parade a lively ending~~~

"Virtuous son-in-law, that's a god horse?" Cai Yong pointed to a thin and tall animal and asked Ma Chao, Wang Yun and Han Sui were also interested in this unknown species, and cast an inquiring look at Ma Chao~~~

'Shenma? Ma Chao was taken aback, thinking that the Ma family had brought the Fantasy Supreme God Venerable Contract Spirit Beast Grass Mud Horse, and he couldn't help but look forward to it. However, when I looked back, I saw that the thin and tall animal was just a giraffe, and no one knew about it in the Three Kingdoms era~~~

Chen Haojie and Pan Ye in the audience suddenly rose, glanced at each other, and shouted loudly: "Qilin! It's a unicorn! Auspicious Ruiha from heaven! ”

As soon as they heard that it was Qilin Xiangrui, the three old men Cai Yong, Wang Yun, and Han Sui immediately surrounded Ma Chaohe and said: "Congratulations to the virtuous son-in-law, congratulations to the virtuous son-in-law!" The auspicious rain from the sky and the appearance of the unicorn are the auspicious signs of our great Yongliang, hehehe. ”

Hei Zhengtai Liu Xie next to him, seeing that these three old sycophants did not congratulate him, but went to congratulate Ma Chao, he was unhappy in his heart, and his face was black and he was about to pinch out the ink~~~

As a result, the grand and chaotic military parade ended victoriously in this inexplicable ending that could pull out the ink.

PS: The camera returns to the five fingers that can't see the night, and there is still a faint sound of a lone wolf wailing around, a woman with a cloak and a miserable red dress, and a woman as terrifying as Sadako, roaring at the starry death omen: "Ma Chao! You're happy, you're playing the parade! I curse you to crush your bones and turn them to dust! Just wait! Wahahaha......"

Zhu Bajie, who was next to him, couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked over: "Dong Yi, you can't cure this neuropathy in your life!" ”

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to know what happened when Diao Chan and Duanmu were bathing? Want to know what Yun'er asked Zhen Mi for? Do you want to know the result after Dong Yi was kicked away by Zhu Bajie? Please look forward to the New Year's Day tidbits of "Night Banquet" ~~~