Chapter 119: Father and Son Battle of Wit

2. "If you don't have filial piety, you will be in good health and have a long life!"

"My son trekking through mountains and rivers, it's not easy to travel far, get up and talk back!"

On the lobby of the Marquis of Weiyang, whether you want to or not, after many obstacles, Guo's father and son finally met, and after greeting and saluting, the two met their eyes and were stunned......

"Is this richly dressed and bejeweled fortune boy my son?" Guo Jia's tongue spit out three inches, and he really couldn't associate the little local tyrant in front of him with the 'bear child' in his memory!

"Is this neatly dressed and energetic beautiful man my own father?" Guo Yi's tongue almost drooped on the ground, the father in his memory: drunk, sloppy and extremely ......, could it be that he went to the wrong door?

This situation is still Xiao Yi's reason, on the one hand, he sent someone to inform Guo Jia and get ready; On the other hand, Guo Yi was re-dressed, which caused the father and son to see each other, but it was very strange!

"The Guo family, living in Yingchuan, poetry and books heirlooms, farming is fun, you are not diligent and hardworking, cultivating your mind, but envy vanity, and ran to Xuchang before you got your father's life, what is the reason?"

Turmeric is old and spicy, hooligans are old and slippery, Guo Jiaxun reacted, and a 'disobedient' big hat was buttoned up, wanting to beat his son back to his hometown, so that his eyes were clean!

"There are clouds in poetry and books: all evil and lewdness, all good and filial piety are the head, how dare children abolish filial piety for their own selfishness, so they trekked through mountains and rivers, rushed to Xuchang, served their father, and did their best to be the son of man!"

The dragon gives birth to the dragon, the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, the son of the ghost, the belly is black and thick, Guo Yi said a word, and even cut and beaten, not only found an excuse for himself, but also secretly ridiculed his father, your romantic affairs, the son is very clear!

Verbal and sword-talking, one positive and one negative, the father and son fought a draw, and they all secretly raised their vigilance, and next, they had to fight wits and courage to see who was better at chess!

"In this case, my son will stay in the house, and it is good to teach his father by word and deed, but the principle of humanity cannot be abolished, I have met your aunts first!"

Let his son sarcastically say a few words, Guo Jia was also a little embarrassed, but fortunately, he was prepared, and between the conversations, a charming woman walked out, who was one of his concubines!

"The child meets my aunt - eternal youth, all blessings and peace!"

Family etiquette stipulates that the son of a concubine must salute his aunt, Guo Yi did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed obediently, no way, who called his biological mother from a humble background, if it is the son of a concubine, it is time for someone else to salute him!

"Hehe, the slave family doesn't dare to be it, the little marquis please hurry up...... Oops, the lips are red and the teeth are white, the eyebrows and eyes are picturesque, it's really more beautiful than the girls! ”

The concubine hurriedly stretched out her hand to help, touched Guo Yi's little face, it was very rare, and took out a golden lock from her arms and hung it around his neck, which was a meeting gift!

kowtowed three times, recognized an aunt, and exchanged it for a gift, Guo Yi cushioned the golden lock on his neck, heavy, not to mention a pound of weight, it seems that he doesn't suffer!

Things have come to this point, the father is kind and filial piety, the mother and son recognize each other, the gifts are gone, and the family is harmonious, it seems to be very perfect, but what happened next was completely beyond Guo Yi's expectations, it really made him painful and happy!

"This is your second aunt, Wu'er hurry up and kowtow, don't be rude!"

Guo Jia waved his hand, and another concubine walked out of the back hall, smiling, as delicate as a flower, and holding a golden lock in her hand, estimated to be at least two catties or more!

If you want to be a little marquis, you must abide by the rules of the Hou Mansion, Guo Yi didn't dare to slack off, knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times, his little face was kneaded again, and there was another golden lock on his neck, and then, the nightmare began......

"This is your third aunt, hurry up and kowtow, don't lose your manners!"

"This is your fourth aunt, hurry up and kowtow, don't lose your manners!"

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"This thirty-eighth aunt who is about to become you, Wu'er also kowtow, anyway, sooner or later, the people behind will continue to come out......"

Before and after, there was an endless stream, a total of thirty-seven aunts, plus three times the number of 'quasi-aunts', that is, the maids in the room, each of whom had a thick and heavy golden lock, like countless lifelines, and put it on fiercely......

With the passage of time, Guo Yi's neck became heavier and heavier, and the more difficult it became to salute, every time he had to use all his strength to raise his head, his small body swayed from side to side, for the first time in his life, he began to have a fear of gold, money can really crush people?

"No more! …… It really doesn't work...... His waist is about to break, and his neck is broken...... Whining! ”

Half an hour later, Guo Yi was completely paralyzed on the ground, his eyes were full of stars, his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he couldn't do anything except stick out his tongue and pant!

"You are young, your body is so weak, how to assist Sheji, Anbang to govern the country, read that you came from afar, your physical strength is not exhausted, spare it for the time being, and then settle the province in the morning and dusk, bow and bow, remember no?

Take a good rest, tomorrow you will visit your colleagues with your father, they are all your elders, you must meet each other with a son and nephew ceremony, and you must not lose the courtesy, let people laugh at Guo's poor family education! β€œ

Looking at his son who was paralyzed on the ground, Guo Jiamei smiled, his little tongue flew up and down, and he taught a lesson in righteous words, if you want to fight with Lao Tzu, you are still tender!

"The child remembers, he will never disgrace his father!"

Thinking that he had become a kowtow worm, Guo Yi wanted to cry without tears, maybe he shouldn't have come to Xuchang, in fact, he also understood that this was his father's intention to rectify himself, but 'the king is the minister, the father is the son', the human gift is pressed, no matter how resourceful you are, you can't think of a way to crack it!

"Forget it, grit your teeth and persevere, you have to suffer hardship, you are a master, look at your serious appearance, how long can you pretend, the fox's tail will eventually be exposed, and when the time comes...... Hehe......"

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The next day, Guo Jia changed his decadent atmosphere, got up early in the morning, sat in the hall, and waited until Guo Yi saluted his aunts, pulled up his dizzy son, and began to visit his colleagues one by one......

Hundreds of civil and military officials, members of the imperial court, all those with grades and some statuses, regardless of personal relations, all brought their sons to visit, and the etiquette was extremely thoughtful:

"Fengxiao and his son come to the door, the cold house is shining, please come in quickly, drink and talk happily, don't get drunk and don't return!"

"Ling Gongzi is a talent, he is really a tiger father without a dog, I don't know how much youth he has, is he married?"

"The first time we meet, a small gift, give it to my nephew, I hope you don't dislike it......"

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The ghost came to the door, who dared to slack off, hundreds of officials approached to welcome, set up banquets and hospitality, and were even more enthusiastic about Guo Yi, giving gifts and asking questions, many people wanted to marry their daughters to him......

People were warmly entertained, Guo Yi had to greet him with a smile, pretending to be cute and naΓ―ve, no matter who he met, he was uncle, uncle, and grandfather...... shouted, received the gift, kowtowed to thank you, gave wine and meat, you must eat and drink, otherwise it is rude!

From this day on, Guo Yi was dizzy and went out, exhausted and carried over, not to mention going out to have fun, he didn't even have the strength to speak, half of it was kowtowing and tired, and half of it was eating and supporting......

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"It's over! …… My head is broken, my waist is broken, my knees are swollen, and my child, my mother, is probably going to look for you...... Whining! ”

Five days later, Guo Yi was completely desperate, his life was bleak, there was no way to live, if he was given another chance, he would never come to Xuchang, this is not heaven on earth, it is purely Shura hell!

When Guo Yi was in despair, ready to hang a belt and put his neck into it, a turning point appeared, and a military order was sent to the Marquis of Weiyang's mansion...... He was drafted!

Dahan-Da Sima's Edict:

"The son of the Han family, defending the family and defending the country, the son of the Marquis of Weiyang Pavilion - Guo Yi, smart and clever, courageous, recruited into the army, within three days, go to the Xuanjia Army camp to report, if you violate the order, you will not be spared!"

Ten days ago, if Guo Yi was allowed to enlist in the army, he would definitely resist desperately, either pretending to be sick or packing up his baggage and running away, his life goal is to eat, drink, have fun, and play games, how could he be a big soldier?

But now, this conscription order is tantamount to a life-saving straw, thank you uncle, you are saving the suffering and saving the rare living immortals!

"Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety are difficult to fulfill, such as today's chaos, the people are not living, the child can only be loyal to the country, and I hope that the father will take care ......of his health."

Holding the conscription order, Guo Yi knelt in the lobby, crying with tears in his eyes, looking like he gave up his family for the country and was loyal and unparalleled!

"Don't be like this, it's a great thing to put pen to paper, serve the field, it's a great thing, I am reluctant to give up for my father, and I can't delay your future, besides, Xuanjia Iron Horse, the world's elite, with Xiao Lang taking care of you, it is also reassuring to be a father......"

"In that case, father, take care of yourself, and the child will never come back to see you until he has a career!" didn't wait for Guo Jia to finish speaking, Guo Yi rushed out like a rabbit, and blocked the way home, he planned in his heart, when he got up to a marquis, and then came back with infinite scenery, he didn't have to kowtow to people all day long......

"Woohoo! …… Little Hou Ye take care all the way! ”

"Woohoo! …… Hou Ye is too ruthless, the only son in the family, how can he be a soldier? ”

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Guo Yi ran away, there was a cry in the Hou Mansion, hundreds of concubines surrounded Guo Jia, crying and making trouble, they finally had a pistachio, and they ran away after only a few days......

"A group of goods with long heads and short knowledge, what do you know......" The only son joined the army, Guo Jia was also reluctant in his heart, but there are some words that he can't say to anyone, even if it's his own woman!

The world is in turmoil, the heroes are everywhere, within 20 years - Cao Gong can be a hero, 20 years later - Xiao Lang leads the way, he assists Cao Cao, and entrusts his son to Xiao Yi, father and son, each auxiliary to the master, so within a hundred years, Guo's wealth and glory, the future is worry-free!

"Son...... There is only so much you can do as a father, and the rest is up to your creation! ”