Chapter 12: Disgusting
For bear children, elementary mathematics is not only fun and interesting, but also more about establishing a way of thinking. This has nothing to do with King Wen of Zhou and Pythagoras, the prime ministers of the Han Dynasty used "Wu Wei" to accumulate financial resources at the same time, more often than not, they cooperated with the emperor to "inherit the Qin system", in the final analysis, it is 1234 various clauses, 5678 and a number of regulations.
To put it bluntly, reasoning and putting facts are intrinsically two words: logic.
Of course, this "law" is exclusive to the aristocracy, and has nothing to do with the "Confucians" who came to power after Emperor Wu. After that, it doesn't matter whether you talk about logic or not, because even if it is political infighting, you have to find chapters and sentences from the classics.
Zhang De told the bear children the story of Liu Hui, of course, not just how fun the circumcision technique was. He wants to lay down a concept for the bear children, one called differentiation and the other called limit.
With this concept, those extremely talented bear children, when they grow up, will find that there is something called advanced mathematics in this world.
Zhang De hopes that one day, he will be able to give birth to such a bear child from the right to education, just like Scrooge saw a room full of gold and silver, and then murmured: "Mathematics is so fun." ”
For this engineering dog, none of the 100 Confucians since the Han Dynasty can compare to a genius who uses mathematics to deconstruct the world. Sociologically speaking, the Han civilization is too precocious. So much so that after Zu Long lazily shouted "reunification" in Kansai dialect, in terms of talents, there was only the leap from inspection to examination.
It seems to be subtle in the change of high and low potential energy, but the class does not move at all. Jiupin Zhongzheng to the collapse of the gate valve to the official establishment of the "cultivation and reading heirloom", all of them are bird-like.
The civil system will soon come, until fifteen hundred years later, the civil system of the world, looking for their ancestors, finally pointed to a brain hole opened by the sage Khan on a certain year, month, and day, and then passed on with the result of two generations of heavenly khans killed and injured.
"Sir, that's true. This water is a little more abundant. ”
"As the mountain chief said, the circumference is equal, and the circle area is the largest."
The bear children still like geometry, geometry is really interesting.
When laying pipes for the manor, a studious bear child asked Zhang De, why did the pottery pipe be made round?
Damn the Han Dynasty drainage pipe, you know how to use a round one, you asked an egg in the Tang Dynasty?
If Lao Zhang is the same as his husband Lu Laotou, of course he will say: because the round shape is easy to process.
However, Lao Zhang is different from his husband, Old Man Lu, so the engineering dog had an idea and took out "Zhang's Geometry" to teach a little life experience......
"Well, everything in the world will make sense. Mathematics is unfathomable. Lao Tzu said: Tao is born ......"
Lao Tzu's tiger skin is easy to use.
And the man in Liangfeng County remembered that he was forced to pretend to be in Luoyang, and among the four sentences of the mouth cannon, there was a sentence called "Continuing to learn for the saint", this saint is obviously Lao Tzu.
As for why the students taught by Lu Deming couldn't get along with Lao Tzu, it can only be said that there was a problem with the piano that Lu Deming gave to the students.
Lao Zhang's "Mountains and Rivers in the Surface" piano is a column-style, alas, it is all to blame for Old Man Lu.
"Mr. Xie's teachings."
The bear children saluted very modestly, and then according to Lao Zhang's instructions, they ran to draw drawings to calculate the amount of earthwork for today's pipe laying, and by the way, let the students learn what to calculate the area of the trapezoid.
Lao Zhang and Xiong are so happy, but some people in Chang'an have black faces, especially those who are arithmetic teachers, teaching assistants and doctors in Wubenfang. One by one, with black faces, black faces, black ......
"Defeated......"
Not only the students failed, but also the arithmetic teachers, teaching assistants, and doctors in the workshop.
Completely defeated by a group of lowly ordinary children.
When the problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage was brought out, the bear children in the Tongren Medical Hall were a little confused, they felt that the first good place under the feet of the Son of Heaven was really reasonable......
And then there was no then.
After all, a number of bear children who have learned the basic functions of sets and basic elementary functions are now able to go to Poly to create private jobs.
The main thing is to calculate the amount of earthwork for small projects, as well as materials and daily labor. Poly Construction has many engineering teams, not every engineering team is self-operated, and there are also some contractor teams, these contractor teams, just in the name of Poly Construction, actually pay money to Poly, and then take orders on their own acres and threes of land.
Since ancient times, the creativity of the masses of the people in the Central Plains has been based on practicality. For example, when other major river basins were pondering how to depict heaven after death more powerfully, the people of the Central Plains invented a word: man will conquer heaven.
Another simple interpretation of man is actually "fuck you".
Then after the contractor team turned off Chang'an cement, they had to pay some money to ask the top students of Tongren Medical Hall to calculate whether they could make money on this trip......
Although some people may ask: Isn't that a medical student?
These top students who come out to earn extra money will say with a shy face: I am not good at learning art, I am not good at learning art......
To sum up, I originally wanted to be a good doctor who hung the pot to help the world, but because of mathematics, I went astray, I am sorry for the promotion of the mountain chief, I am sorry for the expectations of the people, and I am sorry for the cultivation of the school.
You can't say that people don't do their jobs, do you? People are just not good at learning, not good at learning.
"Arithmetic...... Little Doyle. ”
Someone in the business workshop came up with such a sentence aggrievedly, and he has said it many times. Even Kong Saijiu often said to the man in Liangfeng County: You, the pattern, arithmetic is not prescribed, the old man wants to teach you a little experience......
Arithmetic is still a trail.
However, the struggle for the right to speak in the small road, after the first battle of Wubenfang, leaned towards the man of Liangfeng County. This rich man who is destined to make waves in Guozijian and Taixue.
However, Lao Zhang didn't pay attention to this group of waste at all, and he knew from the beginning that this was a complete victory. Although the people of Chang'an tried their best to describe this incident as a script like Dragon Quest, and for many low-level people, this is a drama of "** silk counterattack", Wu Benfang, this "Bai Fumei", was by these little ** silk in Tongren Medical Hall......
It sounds very cool, a model of cool writing.
Zhang De's bad taste was ******** by a group of mathematics professors and workers in Wubenfang, and he quickly started pretending to be forced in Guozijian. That's how the signboard was erected.
Of course, if Guozijian wants to make that group of turtle grandsons admit their accounts, there must be something very high. For example, slogans.
In fact, for Lao Zhang, the four earth-shattering slogans of the family that wept ghosts and gods could directly hang all the Confucian disciples of Dong Zhongshu in the future.
Just like the immortals who cultivate the Tao, for those who seek the Tao, there is actually only one question: No matter how many different spells you have, I only ask one question, can you live forever?
Although Dong Zhongshu himself did not shout "Confucianism", but the latecomers did this, of course, Confucianism is another matter.
As a result, the wealthy families intertwined in the Confucian ecosystem actually have ever-changing slogans, from the emperor to the pawns, and they only ask one question, can they have peace for all generations?
If the emperor asked this, any Confucian student would stand up and shout: Of-course!
When the emperor heard this, he would reply: Fine, thank-you.
For example, Yang Er, that's how he answered.
And the second-generation Tian Khan, Li Shimin, chairman of the Tang Empire Co., Ltd., he didn't have any birds, glanced around coldly, and shouted: "Call the landlord." ”
Then Tang Chengsui system, a water of elite soldiers and strong generals, as well as the imperial examination, as well as government soldiers.
As long as he has meritorious deeds as a soldier, he is a landlord!
Li Dong called the landlord once, and he was able to pull out more than 200,000 landlords who could fight, which was particularly powerful. In the year of Zhenguan, there were many people who wanted to fight the landlords, but they all failed, even the Turks failed, what else is there to say.
"Establish a heart for heaven and earth."
"Make a life for the people."
"For the sake of the saints, continue to learn."
"Peace for all generations."
That's how good my math is.
The Confucians of Chang'an did not admit it, and some tsundere characters like Kong Saijiu were even blindfolded with their hands: "I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see it......"
More tsunderes are covering their ears with their eyes closed: "I don't believe I don't believe I don't believe I don't believe it, I don't listen to ......
The reality is so cruel.
The good sentence was ****.
Why is it this group of turtles, this group of turtles is selling things that countless Confucians can't do?
The new manor in the west of Chang'an City is a lecture hall that only talks about mathematics. There are four flags erected, which are even more disgusting than the golden wolf banner of the Turks.
Even the master of Tai Chi Palace was very disgusting.
"This fang...... It is very hateful. ”
Li Dong slapped on the table, he knew that Zhang De was disgusting the people of Guozijian and Taixue.
The filthy psychology of the man in Liangfeng County is actually just one sentence: Aren't you pretending to be forced? !
Whether they admit it or not, the Confucian scholars will definitely pinch their noses and chant this sentence, and then recall that these four sentences were tossed by a Jiangnan native dog.
Someone wrote to the emperor, saying that the "demon monk case" should be strictly investigated. The mentally handicapped master has been captured by the sea for many years, and there is still no news, and some livestock feel that the possibility of physically eliminating Zhang De is very low, and they have suffered heavy losses in intellectual suppression, and their financial resources are ...... Or do you mess with him through political means!
However, Li Dong is a person, he is very happy to make small actions by himself, but he doesn't like the people under his hands to engage in such small actions.
Moreover, Li Dong played a little trick back then, wanting to fish and enforce some courtiers, but he was repeatedly slapped in the face by Wei Zheng and crumbling, and finally had to play the game of "Ming Jun Cultivation" with the orthodoxy of the emperor.
The emperor also has the difficulties of the emperor, so the tease who wanted to make trouble through the mentally retarded master lost his official position like this, and then he was reprimanded.
But the engineering dog can't just satisfy the disgusting and disgusting people, he is rich, and now he is powerful, so he asks people to advocate these four sentences on Suzaku Street and Chunming Street every day.
Today's scholars, there are still very few poor families, and they are very rare. Like Ma Zhou, he also had the opportunity to go to Chang'an only when he was attached to the Shumen.
Therefore, most of the scholars still have good backgrounds, so they are disgusted to the point that they are ......
But at the same time, I have to recite these four sentences to see what tricks the engineering dog plays.
After all, Zhang De and Zhang Caozhi, a famous fortune boy, published a book called "Some Relationships between Mathematics and Financial Management, If You Don't Look at You, You Deserve to Die Poor". (To be continued.) )