Chapter 91: Look at the Son of Heaven pretending to be forced
"Is there really a keel?"
"My king, it is true, the keel is allowed to be observed, even if it is touched with the hand, it is not impossible. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info The bones are animal bones, and they can't be faked. King Bolu even drove the two elephants to stand next to the bones, and if the two elephants were placed in the dragon's belly, they would be able to move and toss and turn......"
Hearing this, Yang Tongwang Li Mixia's eyes lit up, "Such a giant beast was actually beheaded by people?" Tang Guoguo is a magical and mysterious place. ”
"There is another thing, the 'Tang Dynasty Immortal' Li Zhenren, saying that he met one day, so he came to visit my king. There are also a few utensils, which I have commanded to give to my king. ”
Li Mixia was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "What is it?" ”
"This ...... It's not a treasure of beautiful jade, it's just food, but it's chic and fresh. ”
"Hurry up and get it!"
After that, Li Mixia was suddenly stunned, "You haven't been careful, have you eaten it?" ”
"My king forgives his sins, and the order of the angel of the kingdom does not dare to disobey, but he has eaten it."
"Okay, you cunning mastiff, how does that feel?"
"Sweet, the heart of food is pleasant, and it is very happy."
Sweetness, it's a taste that makes your brain tremble. To maintain strength, man needs salt; To be smarter, you need sugar...... It's not enjoyment, it's instinct.
After a while, without waiting for the black-skinned gelding slave to try it, Li Mixia had already swallowed a few pitted cherries. The juice from the bar chirp was flying, and the sugar stains stuck his beard together, and he didn't know it.
"One more can!"
I ate a jar of peaches again, and I felt happy but sad in my heart, happy that this delicious food in the world is probably like this, and sad that this stupid guy only brought two horses and camels.
"Alas, alas, alas......"
sighed three times in a row, Li Mixia twisted a bright red cherry in his fingers, "Speaking of which, I have also been to Chang'an, and I have also met the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who is an excellent elder, and when he saw that I was obedient, he gave me a lot of things." I also ate this fresh fruit at the banquet in Chang'an, but now I can't eat it every day, let alone every year. The days of wealth and comfort in the Tang Dynasty are incomparable to me as the king of Zhangxiong, let alone those shepherd slaves? ”
"My king, if it weren't for the fact that Tubo was cut off from the eastward road, and he was at odds with Tuyuhun and the Tang Dynasty. The canned food given by the angel of the kingdom is afraid that it has already arrived. This is exactly the ruthlessness of the Tibetan people and the ruthlessness of the Tibetan people. ”
"What if I marry the sister of Tubo Zampu?"
"But my king has long disliked his sister, and because of this, Tubo has sent troops to rob our pastures and plunder our cattle and sheep. If it weren't for the Tang Army's appearance in Jilei Mountain, perhaps we would have been wiped out by the Tubo people because of the combination of the inside and the outside. ”
"No, you're right."
Li Mixia was even more sad, and then ate the peach meat with a sad face, making the Wuxian standing on the side swallow his saliva wildly.
Not to mention that there is no Jintai, a close minister, even the maids and eunuchs around Li Mixia, they can't help themselves, and their eyes glance over from time to time......
"If only the 'Tang Dynasty Immortals' could come to our Zhangxiong as a guest earlier."
"yes, yes......"
It's not just that there is no solemnity, but all the people in the palace of the sheep and the king nodding their heads again and again.
And the Bolu king of this matter is in many cities, and some of the original Sai nomads saw the huge "dragon bone", and in addition to being shocked, they played the pipa and sang the story of "the Son of Heaven slaying the dragon". While they were singing, the skilled craftsmen from the Tang Dynasty used peculiar nails to nail the keel joints more firmly.
They are nailed above board, in the words of Yan Da, the king of Bolu, this is the "dragon killing nail" invited by the protector mage, which can make the evil dragon irreversible.
The high platform built before the bones of the "evil dragon" has been officially named "the Son of Heaven Killing the Dragon Platform", and Li Chunfeng, the immortal of the Tang Dynasty, also specially suggested that Yan Da, the king of Bolu, set up a monument, and then Li Zhenren personally wrote and recorded.
This matter spread to Chang'an a month later, which made Li Dong secretly happy, but he was embarrassed to come out directly and pretend to show off. On the contrary, Wei Zheng was very honest in the service, and directly said that there was a country named Bolu in the Western Regions, and Wu Denian had come to pay tribute, and the incident of "Heaven and Man Killing Dragon" happened last month, which can be described as an auspicious omen......
In such a way, Li Dong pretended to be solemn with a smile on his face at the court meeting, first despised the fuss and ignorance of the small country of Fanbang, and then said that this kind of nonsense does not need to be verified at all, it must be fake.
When the ministers said that the boss, your spirit of seeking truth from facts is really admirable, Hou Junji, the secretary of the Ministry of War, and the Changsun Chong, the pacification envoy of the Western Regions, respectively came to a note, saying that this is the matter, saying that "heaven and man kill the dragon", it is true, it is true, it is true, and now it is spread everywhere in the Western Regions, and the pipa of the bard is about to be played.
Of course, the eldest cousin has been practicing for so many years, and he has long lost his cheeks, so he said directly: After several inquiries, the ministers all said that it was "Taihao Tianzi" who was angry and killed the dragon, so Bolu built a monument in China, and the place where the bones of the evil dragon were found, and it was called "the Son of Heaven slashed the dragon".
The ministers raised their heads and stared at Li Dong, with one meaning: Boss, you can play.
There is no doubt that none of the ministers of the Zhenguan Dynasty believed it, and if it wasn't for the Xuanwu Sect, the ghost knew if it was really in one step. If Li Yuanji hadn't been so stupid back then...... Well, that sounds like a bit of destiny.
So the ministers lowered their heads again and silently watched Li Dong pretending to be forced.
This matter went around in Chang'an and finally reached Hanyang. However, when he arrived in Hanyang, a poor and sour Cuoda, who had a pen name "Bitter Chat Sheng", immediately arranged a story for Li Daochang.
The story goes that the Dragon King of Suoyi Water heard that there was a Taoist priest in the Tang Dynasty who could pinch and calculate, and every day he pointed out a place to the fisherman who fished in Suoyi Water, and he always returned with a full load. As soon as the dragon king heard the news, he inquired from the fisherman about the whereabouts of the Taoist priest of the Tang Dynasty, transformed into a human form, and ran to the Taoist priest of the Tang Dynasty to tell fortunes.
The Taoist priest claimed to be surnamed Li Chunfeng, saying that he knew the origin of the Dragon King. The dragon king didn't believe it, so he gambled with the Taoist priest on the next day's rainfall points, but the Taoist priest pinched his fingers and said how much water he got at the time of the rainfall, and when the dragon king left, he thought that it was his own errand to turn the clouds and rain locally, how could he let the Taoist priest of the Tang Dynasty win. Who knows that the next day, Haotian God issued a decree, and when and at what moment it rained, it was exactly the same as Li Chunfeng's calculation.
Thereupon......
"So the dragon king secretly changed the time and time of rainfall, and was condemned by the heavens and killed on the shore of the Suoyi water?"
Lao Zhang looked at Cui Jue with a confused expression, this story ...... The story...... All right.
"Brother thinks it's wrong?"
Cui Mingyue bit the pen and tilted her head to look at Zhang De.
"No, no, very good! Very good! ”
Lao Zhang rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "It's best for the Dragon King to entrust his dream to the upright servant Wei Gong, and let Wei Gong intercede with the Son of Heaven in the world, so that it sounds more interesting." ”
"What my brother said is that it would be better to let Wei Shizhong be the supervisor of the dragon slaying, and he would be even more courageous."
“……”
"Brother?"
"Oh, good, good. Very good! ”