Chapter 105 Small Abacus

(Recommended reading: Children can't be frightened when they 'shhh', otherwise there will be sequelae such as frequent urination, urine interception, and incomplete urination, although Xiao Yi has never been a father, he still has basic parenting knowledge, so he didn't move, and waited for Cao Xiong to spray the water in the 'little teapot', and then beckoned the attendant to take the young master away quickly!

"Although the boy's urine has the effect of clearing heat and warding off evil spirits, there is no need to come so much at once!" Looking at the clothes that were half wet, Xiao Yi also wanted to cry without tears, so he had to run to the back house of the Prime Minister's Mansion to change clothes, "Brother is so big today, the corpse mountain and blood river have been killed, and he was washed away by a bubble of boy's urine!" ”

When the news reached the back house, it immediately caused a sensation, solemn as Mrs. Ding, all smiling back and forth, and other people were even scrambling to see Xiao Yi's wet and embarrassed appearance, as for the culprit Cao Xiong, he was raised above his head like a hero by everyone!

In the whole world, the only one who dares to pee on the wet body of 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang'!

In the back house, the Cao family's father and son have a lot of clothes, but Cao Cao is short, Cao Ang's body is thin, and the remaining Cao Pi, Cao Zhi and others have not yet grown up, but Xiao Yi is eight feet tall, with a burly figure with a wolf's back and a bee's waist, and those small clothes can't be put into it anyway?

Can't you wear a woman's garment, or a sheet? Then you won't be able to go out and meet people!

"If the Metropolitan Governor doesn't dislike it, try the little girl's craft!" Fortunately, at the critical moment, the second lady Cao Jie shyly took out a set of clothes from her boudoir, both inside and outside, which solved Xiao Yi's urgent need!

As soon as I wear it, the length is appropriate, and the size fits just right!

In the previous life, on the university campus, if anyone has a pair of gloves or scarves knitted by his girlfriend, then he can walk with his head tilted in front of his classmates, if he has a sweater, then he can be beautiful out of snot bubbles, Xiao Yi was alone at the beginning, only envious of others, I didn't expect to finally wear the 'warm card' clothes today, it is really clear-eyed, treat me thin!

The man's blood met his daughter's love, and the hundred refining steel turned into finger wrapping softness, all things were born, one thing descended from one thing, Xiao Yi was completely conquered~~

is also here to give gifts, my brother was drenched in child urine, but my sister has gained a lot, Xiao Jing is in the back house with a car of gifts, and when she comes out, one car has become two cars!

Mrs. Ding and Mrs. Bian are very fond of this lively and smart little girl, and naturally give a lot of gifts, and the brothers and sisters of the Cao family get along well with Xiaojing, so naturally they will give whatever good things they want, and even the five-year-old Cao Xiong stuffed his toy wooden tiger into Xiao Jing's hands, quite a 'big husband, endure the pain' posture......

In this way, when the brother and sister said goodbye and left, it caused a sensation on Suzaku Street, others were sent in a car of gifts, and came out empty-handed, and they could drink two glasses of water and wine, then they would have face, and then look at others, there are more gifts than gifts, this is a gift, this is full of two cars of love~ favor!

"Huh? The Governor's clothes seem to have changed! "The one with the poison of the eye has discovered the secret.

"Well, that's right, it's still brand new, look at the stitches, good craftsmanship!" This one has better eyes.

"Hey, what does the Metropolitan Governor smell like...... milk? Tea? "It's a nose that is smart.

Hearing all kinds of discussions, Xiao Yi's little black face was tense, and he couldn't say it anyway, at least he couldn't admit it if he was killed, otherwise how could he save face? Where is the military might?

After returning to the Hou Mansion, Xiao Yi immediately ordered to boil water and bathe, and the attendants naturally moved when they heard the wind, and most of their own governors loved to be clean, which everyone knows, but this time it seems to be a bit too much, right?

The bath water was changed seven times in a row, and the few little maids who were responsible for carrying the water were so tired that they were out of breath, not to mention, Xiao Yi found four thick-handed, strong hands from the soldiers, and rubbed him in the bath as if he was desperate, and the slightly black skin was rubbed into crab red, so he stopped!

However, the child's urine on his body can be washed off, but the shadow in his heart is difficult to go, which is directly manifested in the fact that Xiao Yi refused to drink tea for a long time, and even avoided the small teapot when he saw it!

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On the fifth day of the first lunar month, the atmosphere of the New Year in Xuchang City has not completely dissipated, and the envoys of the princes from all walks of life have left, one by one, rushing back day and night, to report to their respective masters the dynamics of the court and the results of private transactions.

Immediately afterwards, the three Xiongnu envoys were also leaving, because the canonization of the imperial court was officially down, and it was no surprise that Zuoxian Wang-Liu Bao obtained the title of 'Da Shan Yu', and gave a gold seal and a jade belt to show his honor.

This is not surprising, just like the emperors of the Han people are succeeded by the prince, the Huns' big single Yu can only be produced in the left and right Xian kings, the right Xian Wang - Hu Chuquan has already been defeated and died, and even the bones have been pecked by the crows on the grassland, Liu Bao naturally became the only candidate.

However, at the same time, the imperial court canonized Zhao Lang as the 'second king' and Li Yun as the 'right school king', and each gave a gold seal, but there was no jade belt.

Someone asked, people were originally the second king and the right school king, what is the use of the Han court canonizing again?

Is it possible to receive two portions?

The answer is very different, in the past, their princes were canonized by the Xiongnu Shan Yu, and they were the courtiers of the Xiongnu royal court, and now their princes were canonized by the Han court, and they became the courtiers of the Han Dynasty.

Such a complex routine is undoubtedly fatal to the originally loose political system of the Huns, nominally a single Yu, but in fact it is still 'three kings standing side by side', if you want to reunite into a complete tribe, you yourself will kill a river of blood first!

As for who came up with such an insidious, black-bellied, and cunning method, hehe, just look at who has the darkest face in the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military affairs!

As a Han nationalist, Xiao Yi naturally has no good impression of the Huns, but this exception in his arms, in the days when he is about to separate, he lives in Zhao Yanran's tent every night, and the two of them are overwhelmed by clouds and rain, and they are entangled in death, eager to rub each other into their bodies~~~

"The grassland is so desolate, there are many wolves, there are many eagles, and the wind and sand are still big, can you not go back?" Xiao Yi has asked tentatively several times, and promised countless benefits, food and grass, blades, armor, medicinal herbs~~ including one more day of sleep in the tent every month!

Unfortunately, the answer is still - no!

"The first beauty of the Xiongnu can't live in Han for a long time, she belongs to the endless steppe, belongs to the Gobi Desert with countless yellow sands, just like the snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains, if she leaves the land that nourishes it, she will wither and melt!"

Well, the above is purely Xiao Yi making excuses for himself, in fact, he is reluctant to give up his wife's property, no one would have imagined that Zhao Yanran is not only the first beauty of the Huns, but also the richest woman of the Huns!

To say that Zhao Lang really loves his sister to the bones, not only gave her the title of 'county lord', but also divided a piece of the fattest grassland for her in the south of Zhao Xincheng, the nest, with a radius of hundreds of miles, and tens of thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of cattle and sheep, this belongings is much richer than the average tribal chief!

After marriage, the property belongs to both husband and wife, Zhao Yanran's pasture, cattle and sheep, that is, Xiao Yi's pasture, cattle and sheep, after learning that he had so much property at once, he was excited and couldn't wait to rush to the grassland with the Xuanjia Army, and brand the ass of every cow and sheep with the word 'Xiao', his own things, you must pay attention to them!

In addition, if the three caves of the cunning rabbit, if it is the first 'refuge' in Guanzhong Maliu, then Zhao Yanran's territory on the grassland is the second, Xiao Yi decided to invest his blood capital and manage his 'second home' after pondering for a while! ’

The treasure house of the Hou Mansion was opened again, and the gold bricks, jade, and pearls were pulled out in carts, and then replaced with a large amount of grain, cloth, medicinal materials, iron tools, and ......, ready to be sent to the grassland......

With the nourishment of the water and grass there, it won't take more than ten years for him to have an iron horse with thousands of people, and by that time~~ Hehe, his own grassland should be expanded!

If anyone dares to disagree, then use a knife to speak, anyway, the rules on the grassland have always been like this!

Ai Lang is so generous, Zhao Yanran is very happy, plus the parting is imminent, the 'activities' in the tent have become more obsessive, and even some poses that he is usually unwilling to do are also put out one by one, so that Xiao Yi can enjoy all the blessings!

"No matter how much Zhao Yanran's belongings are, she has to leave them to her son in the end, and her son must be surnamed Xiao, she doesn't lose, she doesn't lose!" Xiao Yi's little abacus in his heart was ...... 'snapping', "Hey, it's so condescending that I didn't go into business!" ”

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