Gao Xianzhi said: "As far as I know, the Hui people believe in the Manichaean God Cult, and worship its lord as the Manichaean God, also known as the God of Light. These people believe in this religion and are said to advocate fasting, abstinence, and abstinence, praying regularly four times a day, and never daring to abolish it day after day. The heart of piety is no less than the heart of our Tang people who believe in Taoism and Buddha. ”

"Fasting and abstinence, stopping killing for good? Isn't that a joke? These guys are like murders, and they have spared no effort to harm the people of my Tang Dynasty, and they dare to say that they abide by their teachings? It's really a strange talk in the world. Wang Yuan scolded.

Gao Xianzhi smiled and said, "Say that, how many can do it?" Just like many people in my Tang Dynasty believe in Buddhism and Taoism, don't they also kill people and do evil, and how many of them can do the rules required by the gods they entrust? ”

Wang Yuan nodded and smiled: "This is also true." ”

While a few people were talking, they heard a general in front of them shouting, "Huh? There were more than a dozen horsemen in the Hui camp coming at us. Holding a flag in his hand, as if he were a messenger. ”

Everyone hurriedly looked ahead, and sure enough, they saw more than a dozen cavalry cavalry galloping towards with colorful flags embroidered with monsters, seemingly unarmed, waving flags and shouting as they ran. It looks like the Messenger.

The ** cavalry cruising in the mountain immediately dispatched hundreds of horsemen to meet them, and surrounded the dozen or so people hundreds of paces away. Soon after, the cavalry gathered around the dozen or so horsemen and returned to the camp of the Shence army.

Wang Yuan grabbed Gao Xianzhi's sleeve and said, "Let's go, let's take a look." When did the Hu people also know that they saluted first and then soldiers? This should be a war letter for us. ”

……

More than a dozen Hui cavalrymen stood in front of Wang Yuan, Gao Xianzhi and the others with arrogant expressions, and one of the Hui envoys was holding a roll of sheepskin in his hand, and looked Wang Yuan up and down with blazing eyes.

"Are you Wang Yuan?" The envoy asked in stiff Chinese.

"your grandma, dare to call my handsome by his name, do you guys understand the rules? Don't kneel down and kowtow yet. Tan Ping shouted dumbfounded.

"We Hui people kneel to the god Mani of heaven and earth, and kneel to the parents of the Great Khan, and there is no rule for outsiders to kneel. Our Huairen Great Khan did not kneel when he saw your Tang Emperor. Not only do you kneel, but you Tang Emperor still have to salute our Huairen Great Khan. Then the man raised his head and shouted.

"I'll fuck you. Saluting you? Have you ever seen a man saluting a beast? Tan Ping scolded.

"You can not bow when you see anyone, you must bow when you see my handsome, do you believe that Lao Tzu broke your legs, see if you still kneel?" Zhao Qing also scolded.

The envoy was not afraid at all, and said to Wang Yuan: "You Tang people claim to be the state of etiquette, why don't you know etiquette? I have come to deliver the message on behalf of our noble Khan of Huairen, and this is how you treat the messengers? ”

Wang Yuan waved his hand to stop everyone's scolding, and said with a smile: "Of course we are a state of etiquette, and I don't want you to kneel down and salute." But there is one thing you have to figure out, your name of Huairen Khan was canonized by my first emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and you Hui people are favored by my Tang Dynasty and are my Tang vassals. Huairen Khan didn't kneel when he saw my Tang Emperor, which is not a glorious thing. It can only show that you Hu people are rude and rude, and you don't know how to obey it. Do you say yes and no? ”

The Hui envoy smacked his lips and said: "That's right, our Hui people were indeed canonized by your Tang people at the beginning, but at this time and that time, now my Hui people have hundreds of thousands of male soldiers to exterminate the Turkic tribes, and my Huairen Khan has already unified the steppe, and you Tang people must use the power of my Hui army to quell the rebellion. ”

"Fart."

"Fuck your stinking shit."

The generals shouted and cursed. Wang Yuan waved his hand to stop everyone, still smiling: "Are you here to play tricks with me?" What you just meant was that whoever is strong in force will be honored, right? In the past, you Hui people were a weak tribe, so you could keep your voice down. Now that your fists are hard, you have to keep your voice down to you, isn't that the truth? ”

The envoy smacked his lips and said, "It was." Isn't it wrong that whoever is good will be respected? ”

Wang Yuan said with a smile: "You Hu people are really shallow. I can't make sense to you. Then when you see that I don't kneel, do you think that my Shence army is not the opponent of your Hui cavalry? ”

The envoy said coldly: "That's right, I am here to advise you to surrender quickly on the orders of my Huairen Khan. If you dare to send troops against us, you are like sheep challenging wild wolves. I, Huairen Khan, can spare your lives, but you must surrender immediately, and I, Huairen Khan, do not care about your crime of taking my city and killing my Hui soldiers. ”

"your grandma. The dog thing really thinks of itself as a human being. ”

"A group of dogs still dare to blow nonsense, they really don't know the height of the sky."

"Guli Pei Luo's guy gives us a handsome **, and my handsome man thinks he has a stinky mouth."

The generals were furious, and all kinds of insults came out one after another.

Wang Yuan was also a little annoyed by the arrogance of these Hui people, and his face sank. He said in a deep voice: "Is this what your Great Khan wants you to bring to me?" ”

"My Great Khan doesn't have time to say so much, and my Great Khan has only written one sentence to give to you. Please read it clearly. ”

That time, the envoy's hand shook, and a roll of parchment was unfolded in the wind, and Wang Yuan and everyone looked at it intently, and a sentence was written crookedly on it: "Within three days, you will surrender immediately and unconditionally." Otherwise, you will be trampled into meat sauce by my Hui army. ”

After seeing this sentence on the parchment clearly, the surrounding generals scolded one by one, and they were as grumpy as Zhao Qing, Tan and others, and rushed forward to grab the placket of the messenger's clothes and were about to do it.

The envoy shouted loudly: "If the two armies fight and don't kill the envoys, don't you Tang people even abide by this rule?" ”

No matter how well Wang Yuanhan cultivated, he couldn't stand the arrogance of the other party, and sneered: "It's a good battle between the two armies, but you have touched us very thoroughly." I'm afraid that you know that we won't kill you, so you dare to be so arrogant. But you are wrong, my divine army will not abide by any rules that do not cut off, just with your disrespect just now, how can you be so arrogant in front of this commander today? ”

The messenger was stunned and exclaimed, "What? Do you dare to kill the Courier? ”

Wang Yuan sneered: "Killing you is like crushing an ant to death, do you have to choose a day?" Come on, skin them for me. ”

The generals and guards had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, and as soon as they heard Wang Yuan's order, they immediately rushed up, grasping the grip of the hand, grabbing the foot, pulling the braided braid, and forking the throat, and controlling more than a dozen Hui people one after another. Tan Ping couldn't wait to pull out the sharp knife, ready to open the intestines and dig out the hearts of these Hui people. More than a dozen Hui people screamed in shock, and it was only then that they realized that the ** in front of them was not the ** they had encountered, what kind of etiquette and rules were they talking about.

This Uighur envoy was actually a civilian official in the Uighur army. I have lived in the Tang Dynasty for more than ten years before and after the war, and I have long been familiar with the pedantic etiquette of the Tang people, and I know some strange rules of the Tang people. Rules such as not cutting down and not beating the water dogs are too ridiculous in the eyes of the Hui people. But it was precisely because he knew that the Tang people had these rules that he was so arrogant and domineering, knowing that his life was safe. This time, Guli Peiluo asked someone to come to persuade him to surrender, but others didn't dare to come, but he dared to come, partly because of speculation and meritorious service, and partly because he knew that the Tang people would not do anything to the messenger who issued the war letter. What I didn't expect was that the Shence Army didn't care about it at all. Seeing that he was about to be stripped of his skin, he couldn't be stubborn anymore, if he didn't beg for mercy, he was afraid that he would die here.

"Spare your life, you have to be reasonable, you can't kill me. I am the messenger of both armies. Wang Yuan...... No, no, no, Wang Dashuai, beg for mercy of our lives, we are just here to deliver a letter......"

Wang Yuan said coldly: "You only understand now, are you just a messenger to deliver letters?" Just now, you behaved on a high level, as if you were here to reprimand the juniors. Do you know you're scared now? ”

"The villain is wrong, the villain will no longer dare. Wang Dashuai, spare us. I'll kneel down and kowtow to you, you Tang people have a saying that adults don't remember villains, you just let me play stinky bullshit just now, don't be like us. "Once the soft words come out of his mouth, then there is no longer any obstacle to any kind of contempt and self-deprecation, and the messenger does not choose to speak, only to let the sharp knife that shakes in front of him leave his body.

Wang Yuan took a sip and said coldly: "That's it, let him go." He wants to kowtow, and he can't stop them from kowtowing. ”

The guards let go of more than a dozen people and pushed them in front of Wang Yuan and Gao Xianzhi. More than a dozen Hui people no longer dared to have any arrogance, and lay on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly.

Wang Yuan sneered and looked at the dozen or so guys who toasted and didn't eat and drink, and shouted: "Go back and tell Guli Peiluo, you and other barbarian clans, it is a great blessing to be able to live and die on the grassland, and it is already a great grace to the people of my Central Plains." However, he was unwilling to settle down, intending to covet the Central Plains, occupy my Tang City, and harm my Tang people. You tell him that I will limit him to come in person within three days to take the guilt of Jing and leave behind weapons, armor and horses, and I can spare his life and let him and your people leave my Datang territory. If he dares to disobey, this Fengzhou is his burial place. ”

Although more than a dozen Hui people were angry in their hearts, how could they dare to have half a word of gossip at this moment, lying on their stomachs and whispering in a low voice. After Wang Yuan finished speaking, the Hui envoy raised his head and asked tremblingly, "Does Wang Dashuai still have something to convey to us?"

Wang Yuan waved his hand and said, "Just these two sentences, there is nothing else." ”

"That'...... The villain went back, Wang Dashuai, and the villain retired. The Hui envoy breathed a sigh of relief and slowly got up, and with a wave of his hand, the other dozen or so Hui also got up, and more than a dozen people turned around and left.

Wang Yuan shouted coldly: "Are you going to leave like this?" ”

The envoy looked back in amazement and said, "Wang Dashuai, do you have anything else to tell you to bring?" ”

Wang Yuan smiled and said, "The words are gone, but your account must be settled." Do you think a few kowtows will be enough? ”

The Hui envoy was stunned and said, "Wang Dashuai, are you still going to kill me?" ”

Wang Yuan waved his hand and said: "As you said, my Tang Dynasty is a state of etiquette, even if the swords and soldiers meet, they will not kill you, I will not kill you." ”

That time, the messenger breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to open his mouth to thank him, but he heard Wang Yuan say in a deep voice: "The two armies are fighting, and they will not be killed." Of course, this etiquette is to be observed. But you insulted me Datang and my Shence Army just now, but you will be punished. Come on, strip them naked, and let them go back naked. Tan Ping, you are responsible for escorting them back, but you are not allowed to hide it. ”

The generals were stunned when they took the lead, and immediately laughed loudly. Tan Ping was full of energy, and with a wave of his hand, all the guards rushed forward like wolves and began to pick up the pants of the people. The messenger clutched his belt and shouted, "What are you doing? Do? How so? Everyone is a person who understands manners, how can they do such a thing? ”

Wang Yuan sneered: "The two armies don't fight and don't kill the envoys, but they don't say that they don't humiliate the envoys. I didn't kill you, so why can't I do it? Pick it up, don't leave a single piece left. ”

The guards giggled like wolves and tigers, and in an instant, they stripped more than a dozen Hui people naked. More than a dozen Hui people stood in broad daylight with their lower bodies covered and hunched, ashamed and embarrassed. The eyes of the guards were aimed specifically at their vital points, and they even pointed and talked about the size, laughing at the Hu people's things for being too small and their hair too crooked.

At that time, the emissary's skin was snow-white. Pink and tender with a blinding halo in the sun. His face was full of anger, and he tightly covered his lower body and said angrily: "You can kill a soldier, but you can't be humiliated." It is better to humiliate us like this, than to kill us. ”

Wang Yuan sneered: "I said that if I don't kill you, I won't kill you, and if you want to die, you won't be in a hurry." If Guli Peiluo does not withdraw from the army according to my terms after three days, you can be martyred for him. Tan Ping, tied their hands and forbade them to hide it. It's a little smaller, but it's not a sight to behold. Escort them back. ”

Tan Ping smiled and promised, ordered someone to tie the palms of the Hui people, tied them one by one with ropes, tied them to the tail of their mounts, and escorted more than a dozen people towards the Hui camp a few miles away. The messenger was ashamed and angry, and was dragged forward. After staggering out a dozen steps, he turned around and scolded angrily: "Today's humiliation, my Great Khan will double down on our behalf." If you fall into our hands, see how we concoct you. ”

Tan Ping raised his foot and kicked his white buttocks, and scolded angrily: "It's still fucking hard-mouthed, believe it or not, Lao Tzu cut your eggs and called you a eunuch." ”

That time, the man was suddenly startled, and hurriedly closed his mouth and stopped making a sound. Walking bare-bottomed in front of everyone is actually nothing, but if you are cut, then that. Son, that's better than death. These people are completely rude, they can do anything.

Thousands of soldiers of the Shence Army looked at the appearance of the dozen or so bare-bottomed Hui people walking on the Gobi Desert, and they all leaned back and fell back with laughter. The generals and guards around Wang Yuan also laughed. Gao Xianzhi was speechless, as the commander of the army, Wang Yuan, who was admired by the world with high power, actually did such a ridiculous thing, which really made people speechless. These Hui people are indeed arrogant and hateful, and they couldn't help but reprimand themselves just now, but it seems too child's play to do so, and it is not good for Wang Yuan's reputation to spread out. After all, he is only a young man in his twenties, no matter how big his ability and status are, he can't get rid of his childishness.

"Brother, do you think this kind of humiliation, can that Guli Pei Luo endure it?" Wang Yuan asked with a smile.

Gao Xianzhi suddenly realized, and suddenly understood Wang Yuan's intention to do this.

"Brother Xian, this is deliberately humiliating them, intending to provoke Guli Peiluo?" Gao Xianzhi said in a low voice.

"yes, why would I do that otherwise? Didn't my brother say that Guli Pei Luo and others might be agitated? If we want to provoke them to take the initiative to attack, then we can only provoke them from all sides. Go back and look at it again and see what tricks you can use to humiliate them further. When they can be excited, it will be good if they can't hold their breath. Wang Yuan said with a smile.

Gao Xianzhi finally understood. Wang Yuan has already started to provoke the other party from this moment, and these dozen guys are the first batch of victims.

"I see, I should be ...... When you're willful. Gao Xianzhi laughed.

Wang Yuan said with a smile: "If it weren't for the sake of angering Guli Peiluo, who would love to see these guys' bare butts?" After seeing it, you have to wash your eyes, otherwise your eyes will have sores. Hahaha. ”

……

In the city of Fengzhou, in a huge felt tent in the back garden, Guli Peiluo leaned on a tiger skin chaise longue, holding a golden cup full of mare's milk wine in his hand, and closed his eyes to listen to the babbling of the next few Tang singers.

Guli Peiluo, who was used to living in felt tents, was unwilling to live in the house of the back house of Fengzhou Mansion, and when he lived in the house, he always felt depressed and uncomfortable. Therefore, in order to make Huairen Khan live more comfortably, his subordinates are also clever, raze the flowers and trees in the back garden to the ground and turn it into an empty place, and then put Guli Peiluo's golden tent on the open space, which makes Guli Peiluo live a lot more comfortable.

But his subordinates also gave Guli Peiluo a lot of pertinent advice, they told Guli Peiluo that he could not blindly cherish the freedom on the grassland, but also properly adapt to the clothing, food, housing and transportation of the Han people, because in the future, if the Great Khan conquered the Tang Dynasty and became the emperor, he could not always be the same as on the grassland.

Guli Peiluo felt that what they said was very reasonable, so in these days in Fengzhou, Guli Peiluo persuaded himself to learn the culture of the Tang people, and invited the Tang people to tell him books and learn characters, and teach the history and culture of the Han people. However, this almost cost Guli Pero's life. Not to mention that the words of the poems and classics in those books are obscure and difficult to understand, which makes people's brains foggy, and they are those historical stories that the Han people have experienced