573 Wine strengthens the courage of men
"What if, what if, what if...... The new army is not fighting well, and the officer may not be able to return. Don't panic at that time, remember the instructions of the official on weekdays, and just act according to the instructions in the letter. If the battle goes well, we should not take it lightly, and if the situation stated in the letter occurs, we must immediately carry out the order. Don't think about anything else, the Father will contact you if you have the chance. Today's meal is considered a wine march, and it is also your rite of passage. No matter how strong the father is, it can't represent the child's achievements, and if you want to achieve great achievements, you need to create it yourself. Come on, all raise the wine glasses, and wish your father that one day you can become a star in various industries, and then just think that saying that it is my Wang Xu's children is the greatest reward and reward for my father...... Drink to your heart's content! You can drink heavily tonight, but you can't get drunk, whoever gets drunk will go to brush the dung bucket! ”
After saying this, the room was silent, and many children lowered their heads for fear that tears would fall. Gathering together in high spirits, even if there is a war, it is an honor, and the horse leather shroud for the country is also a hero.
But why is this so awkward to say from the adoptive father's mouth, what is even more uncomfortable is the content of the letter, and it is not allowed to say it, it can suffocate people to death.
The adoptive father also took the lead in raising a glass, and the habit he developed since childhood made the children have to follow the toast, even if they feel uncomfortable and wronged, they have to laugh, and no matter how ugly they laugh, they will be punished.
In addition, there are a few people who don't understand at all, such as Green Lotus, Ziju, Zhou Yiri and Chen Niang, who can only raise a glass. They wanted to ask what was going on, but in this case, even Chen Niang felt a huge pressure and couldn't open her mouth to ask questions.
In the end, it was Hong Tao himself who should go to brush the dung bucket, starting from Wang Da, every child raised a toast, even if they only drank one sip by themselves, the number was several times that of others, and they didn't have to drink for three rounds, and before the second tour was over, everyone saw the broken father, husband and Mr. for the first time.
He was playing a sword and singing, no, he was banging on cups and dishes. What are you singing? Most words can be understood, but when they are combined into sentences, they are not understood. What to fly higher and also over the hills, a bit like a mantra, also a bit like lyrical.
He was chanting poems, and now everyone understood, most of them were Tang poems, and there were also verses of unknown origin, which sounded quite rhyming. The only ones who have some attainment in poetry are the Green Lotus and Ziju sisters, who immediately found a pen and paper and began to record, clenching their fists to make excitement while memorizing, thinking that these poems should not be bad.
He was full of foul language, saying that he was telling jokes to everyone, but in addition to making people laugh, the jokes he told were all related to men and women, and they were so explicit that even Wang Da and Gao Yu who were married couldn't help but have a fever on their faces.
He drank too much! In the end, everyone unanimously agreed that the captain of the horse was drunk, and he was very drunk, and even the emperor and the courtiers scolded him, and he did not shy away from it at all. Now it was lively, and the children also scolded together, and the more they scolded, the more ugly it became.
Seeing that the situation was out of control, Zhou Zhou immediately stood up to stop it, and announced the end of the family banquet, since she was already Mrs. Zhou, she had the right to control the children in daily life, and the children did not dare to contradict it, so they went back to the room in twos and threes.
Don't look at the green lotus sisters' petite figures, their strength is not small, they hold their arms on the left and right, and they hug their waists in the back on Monday, and they are stunned to get the delirious and nonsense-filled Hong Tao back to the bedroom, and after picking up the essence with all hands and feet, they put it in a big wooden barrel and poured it with hot water, and finally stopped tossing.
"Sister Zhou, let's go back to sleep, just soak in hot water, the official has something in his heart and can't say that he is uncomfortable. Fortunately, today they are all family members, and no one will talk much. ”
Lu Lotus and Ziju were used to this kind of work, and after settling their officials, they took off their coats and jumped into the barrel, pressing their heads and rubbing their legs, and they didn't forget to comfort Zhou Sun.
"Do you think that today's official is considered to be marrying the media?" Monday and Sunday was the first time I saw the body of the colt up close, and I was a little hesitant to walk, and I didn't dare to look at it, and my face was so red that I could drip blood.
“…… Hehehehe, what Sister Zhou said is right, since the official asked those children to call you Mrs. Zhou, of course it is considered that Ming Media is marrying, right? Ziju was stunned when she heard this, her eyes rolled, and she immediately nodded in affirmation, and asked Lu He for confirmation.
"Officials hate red tape and have never followed the law of etiquette...... Sister Zhou came over with her ears, and the slave family told you a secret! Green Lotus nodded vigorously, squeezed her eyes at her sister as she spoke, got up and leaned on the side of the bucket and pulled at the skirt of the week.
“…… Why should this be...... Yes...... ......"Zhou Ri stood with his back to the barrel, and after turning around, because of his height, he had to bend down to reach the mouth of the green lotus. Patronizing the green lotus, Ziju quietly stood up from behind.
is worthy of being twins, with the same heart, and the sisters cooperate very tacitly. The younger sister pulled in the back, and the older sister pressed in front again, and on Monday a green onion came to the edge of the barrel and plunged into the hot water. Don't worry about bumping into it, there is a person underneath it, just lying on Hong Tao's body.
"Ahem, ahem...... You guys...... Oops...... "The results of the swimming lesson on Monday and Sunday are not bad, but at this time, it seems that I can't water, I don't say anything, I can't get up, no matter where I support my hands, it's a man's body, I want to get up by my waist and abdominal muscles, my legs are still held by green lotus, and I can't use my strength at all."
"Hee-hee-hee...... Sister Zhou, the officials have promised that Ming Media is marrying, are you still twisting and pinching are not afraid of being taken advantage of by the Khitan princess? It's better to rush the day than to hit the day, and today is simply a round house. Officials like to take a bath while having a round room, and Mrs. Ji and Mrs. Lian have tried it. Come, our sisters serve Mrs. Zhou...... Don't be afraid ......"
Green Lotus and Ziju, the two least serious swim lessons, are like dragons in the water, one pulls up and the other fades down, and the four hands can't help but throw all the wet clothes on Zhou Yi's body out of the bucket.
"Shhh...... Ah......" At this time, Monday and Sunday were completely stupid, and he would only cover his eyes with his hands at his mercy, and only take his hands away when the slightest pain came, and he grabbed the edge of the barrel tightly, biting his lip and letting out a long soft snort.
Hong Tao had a dream, a spring dream! The woman in the dream is a Sunday for a while, and then she becomes Princess Terry, and occasionally there are green lotuses and purple chrysanthemums flashing.
The battlefield is a large sea ship, and what is a little chilling is that this ship is not finished, only the keel and part of the planks, but it is driving at high speed on the sea, and there is no sail!
"This is God's dream to tell this official, my life depends on waves!" In the end, how the ship traveled Hong Tao didn't understand it, because when he woke up, it didn't seem to be a boat lying down, and there was a hot body beside him, either green lotus or purple chrysanthemum.
"You sisters are the most skinny, is it so enjoyable to hide cats? I thought that I could hide it from my official by changing the perfume, and this smell is not unusual, it's the same as Lord Zhou......"
The pony wine is still brewed with conscience, and I don't have a headache if I drink too much, but my throat is relatively dry. Hold the woman in her arms tighter, the young body is warm and soft, and there is a faint fragrance.
"It's not Lord Zhou, but Mrs. Zhou, the adult said it herself......" The woman also woke up, correcting her speech in a very small voice.
“…… It seems that the official not only said it himself, but also fulfilled it personally, hehehe...... No, this time it doesn't count, the official doesn't know anything, it's like a dream, how about doing it again while it's still early? ”
You don't need to open your eyes to look at Hong Tao to know that there is no green lotus or purple chrysanthemum around you, a genuine Monday and Sunday. Turning her head and opening her eyes, yes, if it was fake, she also blinked at herself with big eyes.
"The subordinates who are already horses should serve wholeheartedly, but it is not early, the green lotus sisters have already gotten up, and if the slave family gets up late, I am afraid that the reputation of the official will be ruined......
I woke up very early on Monday, or I didn't sleep at all. Excitement, happiness, satisfaction, and of course, a little pain, how to sleep with mixed tastes. But no matter how sleepy you are, you don't dare to lie in bed, even if you don't have your parents-in-law, you won't get up on the second day of your wedding, and it's a shame to spread it.
"Leave them alone, even if the official sleeps until the sun sets, it will be early to get up. The subordinate is called wrong, and he must be punished! Let's make a note for the time being, and tell my husband about last night. ”
As soon as Hong Tao parted the pair of long legs, he found that Zhou Yiri's brows were slightly wrinkled, and he immediately understood that she was not very adaptable, so she was not reluctant, but she couldn't be easily spared, and she had to use her hands to extract a confession.
"Genus...... The slave family was ashamed to export...... "No matter how open-minded she is on Monday, she can't say what happened last night, and she hides her face on the horse's chest as if she forgets that it is this man who makes her ashamed to export."
"The official understands, it must be those two girls who are bad! is too bold, dare to calculate the head of this official, this is worth it! If it doesn't work, it must be severely punished, and it must be severely punished! ”
You don't have to confess every day, Hong Tao can guess the key person with his toes, and he can't run away from Green Lotus and Ziju, who would dare to get Zhou Lai into his bedroom without the permission of the two of them?
"Don't blame them...... The officials are digging pits and burying people again, and the slaves can't say it! "When I heard that Green Lotus and Ziju were going to be punished, I was a little reluctant to go on Monday. If it hadn't been for the two of them pushing themselves, they wouldn't have been able to take this step.
But as soon as the words of intercession were spoken, I immediately felt that something was wrong. In the past few years, I have seen too many examples of digging pits and burying people by the side of the colt.
"Oh, so you would say it yourself?" Hong Tao didn't plan to punish anyone at all, he just wanted to tease Zhou Yiri. This woman has an appetite for everything, and the only drawback is that she is too sensible, and she has to use tricks to let her express her feelings.
"......" Monday and Sunday must be unspeakable, not to say it is not enough, can only be expressed with a nod.
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