Chapter 195: No need to endure it anymore
Su Jin's snatch was like a leather whip on King Teng's face, and King Teng almost blew up his lungs.
"The villain's face, the villain's face, a moment ago he was polite and polite, but at this moment he turned his face ruthlessly, fortunately, he was just wooing him, if this person really became his own henchman, the blow to himself in the future would be devastating."
King Teng hated the root of his teeth, and at the same time secretly congratulated Su Jin for revealing his true form so quickly, he wondered why Su Jin was blatantly against him for an irrelevant person, looking like a smart person, how could he be so stupid at this time.
In any case, he must not be spared today, and he insulted himself in front of the public, if he can bear it, he will not be called Wang Ye in the future, but Wang Ba.
"Steward Qin, when it comes to talking, you are definitely not his opponent, but why do you bother to talk such nonsense to him and take him! If he wants to be a good man, this king will naturally fulfill him, and who will make this king appreciate him? King Teng waved his hand, looking a little disheartened.
"Obey the orders of the prince." Qin Fei became excited, he was not interested in this kind of so-called elegant thing of touring the mountains and rivers, but now that the fun is coming, I wish King Teng could speak.
"Su Jin, you have lived up to the king's love for you and given you a chance, but you don't know how to cherish it, but you are disrespectful, no wonder this king; Don't you like to stuff cow and donkey dung for people to eat? Steward Qin, also feed some for him to taste, he will not refuse; As the saying goes: Do not do to others what you do not want to do to yourself, and if he does to others, it must be what you want. ”
Once he made up his mind, King Teng's anger suddenly disappeared, and he wanted to play Su Jin slowly, like a cat playing with a mouse, until he wanted to live and die, and until he regretted that he had come to this world; Thinking about it like this, King Teng was not only not angry, but was in a good mood, and even had a bit of ridicule and banter in his words.
The talents of the poetry club quickly stood in line, without exception, they followed the pace of the prince, and some people joked: "The prince is repaying grievances with virtue, what Su Jin loves, you will give him, if Su Gongzi is still a person, he should be grateful to Dade." ”
"Yes, the prince really didn't say to Su Gongzi, I just want to taste it, but the prince won't let it......"
"Idiot, you just want to taste it, don't you know how to speak?"
"This ...... A slip of the tongue is not strange. ”
Qin Fei looked at Su Jin with a smile and said: "Master Su, you have heard what the prince said, don't be afraid that there is no cow dung and horse manure here, there is a lot of bird droppings here, grab a lot of them in the forest, manage enough, hahaha." ”
Wang Anshi said angrily: "You are disgrace to the royal family, you have also done such things, tell you, we are students of Yingtian Academy, although we have no merit and fame, but if you dare to do this, you will not be able to run away from insulting the name of Sven." ”
Zhao Zongdan laughed and said, "Insulting Sven? What a big crime, this king is going to be scared to death by you, Chief Qin, don't you do it yet? This king is waiting to see the play. ”
Qin Fei beckoned, seven or eight palace servants immediately stared at Su and Wang, Qin Fei said: "Catch and tie up, use a wooden stick to open your mouth, and then get a few handfuls of bird droppings in the forest, if the two hard-boned sons shut up and don't eat, they will knock out all their teeth with stones, you must feed them, if you can't feed them, you don't have to eat today, eat bird droppings with them." ”
When the servants heard this, they didn't dare to slack off, and rushed up vigorously, and one of them reached out and grabbed Su Jin's clothes; Su Jin understands that today is not a good situation, eating bird droppings and dreaming! Even if he died, he must not be discredited, so he picked up his robe and flew up and kicked on the servant's stomach, and the servant who kicked it turned pale and squatted down to rub his belly.
"Straight thief, dare to fight back, give it to me." Qin Fei scolded angrily, rolled up his sleeves and waved his hand to signal the servants who were shrunk behind him.
The servants rushed up, surrounded Wang Anshi and Su Jin, and greeted the two of them like a rain of fists and feet.
Although the two of them have no martial arts, they are quite flexible in exercising Keju on weekdays, and they can be called brave under the struggle to resist humiliation, and seven or eight servants can't get close for a while, but Su Jin plays the tradition of yin damage and trickery, and the two servants are hit one after another in their lower bodies, and they roll around in pain.
Su Jin said apologetically: "Brother, no wonder I was ruthless, there are many of you." ”
Wang Anshi rolled his eyes, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and gave a big slap to a servant who rushed up, panting and said, "Brother Su, this is affecting you, and now it's a big problem." ”
Su Jin smiled and said, "Brother Wang, what's the use of you talking about this now?" Why don't you kowtow and make amends? ”
Wang Anshi smiled and said, "You have a good idea." ”
The two chatted while fighting, King Teng and Qin Fei were half dead in anger, constantly scolding the servants to come forward and pounce, under the wheel battle, Su Jin and Wang Anshi couldn't hold on, only stunned, Wang Anshi was desperately hugged by a servant who fell to the ground, rolled to the ground, leaving Su Jin alone, his fists were hard to beat more than a dozen hands, and he suffered a lot of heavy punches and kicks after a little resistance, and he was soon firmly controlled.
The servants were panting like oxen, and even Qin Fei was out of breath, his face was full of sweat, and he scolded in his mouth: "It's still fucking arrogant, people come, go to the forest to get some things." ”
A scholar of the poetry club worked tirelessly and was not afraid of the stench to come with a fan to hold a pile of bird droppings from the hill and put them on the stone table in the pavilion. ”
Qin Fei nodded and said, "Yes, Li Gongzi has a vision, this bird droppings are warm and slippery, and the smell is strong, I think it is the most suitable for Su Gongzi." ”
That Li Gongzi smiled and said: "That's natural, a little bit of ...... in my heart" suddenly realized that this sentence was equivalent to saying that he also liked to eat this thing, and hurriedly ate the word 'tong', and almost bit his tongue in a hurry.
"Ah Er, Ah San, feed these two boys, if you don't eat, give me a stick to pestle in."
The two servants who were recruited in the yin slowed down, and regardless of the wet smell of bird droppings, they grabbed a lot of handfuls and walked towards Su Jin and Wang Anshi, and muttered: "Straight lady thief!" Almost broke Lao Tzu's life. Roots, if Lao Tzu doesn't fill your belly with guano today, even if Lao Tzu doesn't plant it. ”
Su Jin looked at Wang Anshi with a wry smile, the two of them had messy hair and scratches on their faces, and they were embarrassed, seeing Ah Er and Ah San's hands full of dripping bird droppings and smiling, their hands and feet were clamped, and there was no way at all.
"Brother Su, this time I have no face to see people, I am humiliated like this, I will have no shame in the world, and Brother Su will be affected, what a sin." Wang Anshi sighed.
Su Jin laughed and said, "What humiliation? When did Brother Wang become so sentimental. ”
Wang Anshi couldn't do anything about this heartless Su Jin, seeing that he was about to suffer the shame of swallowing bird droppings alive, he still pretended to be stupid and stunned, and he could still laugh; Wang Anshi sighed and said, "Don't say anything, Brother Su, I, Wang Anshi, owe you, but I can only pay it back in the next life." ”
Su Jin laughed, laughing so much that tears were about to flow out, Zhao Zongdan heard his laughter extremely harsh, and shouted angrily: "What are you still rubbing?" Gagged him. ”
Ah Er Ah San stepped forward quickly, raised a handful of bird droppings and filled it into the mouths of Su Jin and Wang Anshi, only to hear Su Jin learn King Teng's tone and shout: "What are you still rubbing?" A bunch of bastards, waiting to see my jokes, aren't they? ”
Zhao Zongdan, Qin Fei and the others didn't know where Su Jin came from, but the scene that happened immediately in front of them answered their questions, and they saw a few figures snatched out from behind the pillars of the pavilion, and the black fat man led by the two big fists picked up the two big fists and shone them into the eyes of Ah Er and Ah San, and each person sealed the eyes with a hammer.
The eyes of the two were sealed, their hands reacted naturally, and they hurriedly covered their faces, forgetting that there was still a large handful of wet bird droppings in their hands, and when they understood, they were already full of bird droppings; Under the random touching, the eyes, nose and mouth were suddenly full of bird droppings, and the whole person seemed to have made a thick layer of bird droppings mask.
The rest of the people, led by Wei Songhe, went up and kicked several servants who grabbed Su Jin and Wang Anshi's hands and feet with the left and right kicks.
The sudden change stunned King Teng, and Qin Fei shouted in horror: "You guys, are you rebelling? Come...... Protect the prince. ”
Qin Fei bluffed in front of King Teng, but no one followed him to protect King Teng, several servants were rolling on the ground, and the scholars of the Poetry Society all shrank behind the prince, counting on them was like counting on the wind in the mountains.
At this moment, there are six people on the other side, although there are many people on their side, but there are only a few servants who can do it, these poetry club scholars are more than elegant, when it comes to fighting, how can it be the opponent of this group of mud-legged people, one is not good, provoke the other party's dog to jump off the wall, and the prince is in danger.
Su Jin laughed, tidied up his clothes, tied his hairband, walked in front of King Teng and said: "Lord Wang, you have too many big hats, this time you are going to say that we are going to rebel, we are all good people of the Great Song Dynasty, and it will not be my turn to wait for the rebellion in eight lifetimes, although we are students, but we are not the ones who can be slaughtered, today this matter is not our fault, I know that you will not be forgiving, it doesn't matter, Su Jin is waiting, you don't think that you can cover the sky with your hands in Yingtianfu, there are some things I don't want to say, I'm in a hurry, I can do anything, Sue to the capital, sue to the door of the third envoy Yan Shu, I can't see the holy mountain, but I am sure that I can see it. ”
Qin Fei said angrily: "Maniac! You are too arrogant, and after you go down the mountain, you will take you from the Tianfu Yamen in retribution. ”
Su Jin sneered: "Why are you taking us? Just because we don't want to eat the guano given by your prince? If this is also the reason for being convicted, most of the people in the world will die of laughter. Prince, I only want to say one sentence in the end, you are the prince, we are the common people, we are originally the well water and the river water are innocent, you enjoy your glory and wealth, I have waited for the days when I waited for the small people, but the prince insisted on not letting the small people live a stable life, we will break up in two, and everyone should not live a good life; If one of these people has an accident in the future, I will hand over a letter in my hand to Lord Yan, and say goodbye. ”
Su Jin said that he turned around and left, Qin Fei gritted his teeth and said, "Lord Wang, the villain will go down the mountain and ask Lord Tang to send a servant to take this gang of crazy people." ”
Zhao Zongdan's face was pale, and he looked at the back of Su Jin and the others going down the mountain and said: "Don't act rashly, it seems that this kid is holding something in his hand, even if there is nothing, this matter is not enough to convict him, but it will cause people to talk; And he was arrogant, looking for an opportunity to secretly do him. ”
Qin Fei nodded and said, "Lord Mingjian, after going down the mountain, I will notify the people on the four-city handicap and find an opportunity to start." ”
Zhao Zongdan nodded silently, and there was a vicious and vicious meaning in his eyes.