Unlike Xuanzang, Li Chunfeng wants to go abroad, and the visa and passport are definitely a one-stop service. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Of course, Li Chunfeng didn't plan to go abroad now, and right now, behind Tang Jun's buttocks, followed by a bunch of coveted powerful vests.

These vests and white gloves are frantically grabbing benefits from them, at the feet of the Son of Heaven in Chang'an, where can they be so unscrupulous and arrogant and presumptuous as they are now.

A scholar in the ideological world does not need to be too contaminated with the smell of copper.

Just like Zhang Caozhi in Liangfeng County, a native dog from the south of the Yangtze River, there is no need to tell a Taoist priest that "the weapon of criticism cannot replace the criticism of the weapon".

"I'm going into retreat."

Li Chunfeng, who appeared in front of Zhang De again, stayed in Lao Zhang's temporary residence after saying this. Lao Zhang saw that he was going to retreat and cultivate, and he also wanted to know what this Taoist priest could do when he became an immortal, so he simply moved out by himself and let Li Chunfeng be an otaku here.

Hearing that the second-generation "Huang Guanzi" was swaying here, Li Desheng was suddenly shocked and became interested. Invited Zhang Dedao: "I heard that there is a 'Juyue Ascending Meeting' in Jiangxia in Hanyang, you and I are both laymen, it is better to let the Taoist chief go, so as to deter the celebrities of Jingxiang." ”

Zhang De squinted at the son of Master Li Ke's family, who likes to make waves, and asked, "What kind of tricks does my brother have, let's hear about it?" ”

"I have a rival, I actually came here, just in Jiangxia, I heard that I came after some little lady. Ask my heart to say, between my chest and abdomen, the ink is not as good as his, his family is full of Buddha and Zen, love to play with Zen machines, play with what smart wisdom, it is really annoying to see. ”

Li Desheng, who came over while talking, said again, "When today's family respects Lao Dan, his family wants to mingle with the bald head, do you think this is disgusting Your Majesty?" In my opinion, His Majesty should exile his family to Jiaozhou. Didn't you hear that the Buddha fed the tiger with his body? Let him feed the mosquitoes with his body, I don't think it's bad. ”

“……”

I'm rubbing, so poisonous, your pair of heads are green you or whatever. Simply so!

So Lao Zhang asked: "Can my brother still have such a hated opponent?" Why hasn't it been mentioned? ”

"I haven't seen each other before, so naturally I don't need to say much. It's just that this time it's different, you invited me to Hanyang, but he went to Jiangxia. How can you get across a river? Just help me vent my evil anger, it's a matter of accounting. ”

Why are you thinking about it? You're holding back your bad intentions and trying to hurt people.

"But brother, what is the origin, you haven't said yet."

Li Desheng coughed dryly, then his old face turned red, and he said a little hesitantly: "Speaking of which, it has a bit to do with Cao Zhi." ”

"Huh? Could it be a visitor from Chang'an? ”

Li Desheng nodded hurriedly, "It's from Chang'an." ”

"Recently, a lot of people have come to Chang'an, even the clan."

"Although he is also surnamed Li, he is not a clan."

“……”

Lao Zhang had an ominous premonition, and looked at Li Desheng with slanted eyes, "Brother, let's just say it!" ”

Gritting his teeth, he thought that without Zhang De's help, how could Li Chunfeng help him pretend to be forced, so he said: "My pair, surnamed Li, is famous for virtue." ”

Well? It sounds familiar. Where do you hear that? And maybe the name has something to do with the person in front of you.

"What's the matter?"

"Ahem!" Li Desheng clenched his hands into fists and coughed, "My cousin." ”

“……”

What the hell are you kidding me?

Although Pharmacist Li and Master Li have bitten each other for some years, there is still a little bit of "eggs may as well be in one basket" in it.

After all, the ghost knows if the current Tian Khan II will "cook the cunning rabbit and kill the lackey", and kill Li Jing's whole family if he is unhappy?

The more Pharmacist Li and Master Li Keshi do not interact with each other, the more they can ensure that the Li family can have a bloodline to continue. Therefore, according to Lao Zhang's judgment, as one of the Four Heavenly Kings and the god of the Tang Dynasty, there is no need for Li Jing to become a mortal enemy with his brother.

It's not like Tang Maoyo, who was almost killed by Pharmacist Li's "Long Live Charge".

Then again, as soon as Tang Jian saw Li Jing's guard of honor, he scolded the street, and sprayed wildly, "***** didn't see Li Jing want to kill Old Tang, but retreated. It can be seen that as one of the four heavenly kings, Li Jing is still very open-minded.

Hou Junji ran to the emperor to complain that he was collecting imperialist wool from Tuyuhun, didn't he still teach Hou Junji?

However, what I never expected was that the fuse in front of him who crippled Fan Yanglu's family really wanted to smash his cousin's field.

Ouch......

Lao Zhang was stunned by Li Desheng's idea at that time.

", look at the Taoist chief, I still want to say a few beautiful words."

The corners of his mouth twitched and Lao Zhang Xin said, If I really do this, Lao Tzu is embarrassed to meet Li Jing when he returns to Chang'an? me, the one who lives next door is Li Ji, is it good! Lao Tzu helped you smash your cousin's field, and when you returned to Chang'an, another piece of the Datang Shuangbi came over to talk to me, why can I still have a good one?

"Brother."

Lao Zhang patted Li Desheng on the back, "You let Daoist Li go to the place where the meditation machine is playing to preach and talk about Xuan, you are happy, but it is easy for Daoist to attract people's jealousy." You must know that it is already difficult for the Taoist to go to the Taishi Bureau now, and it is also kind to go south now, how can he block him again? ”

As soon as he heard Lao Zhang's words, Li Desheng also thought about it for a while and felt that what Lao Zhang said was right. However, he was still a little unwilling, and sighed: "Alas, I can't let that husband suffer a little, I am unwilling." ”

"What's so hard about that? It's easy to be disgusted and disgusted with them if you're happy. ”

"Oh? Will the plan be settled? ”

Lao Zhang raised his eyebrows, and his eyes instantly became obscene, "Hehe, didn't my brother say that they worship the Buddha and play meditation?" This is also very easy to do, and when it comes to talking about things, there are always people who want to recite poems. At this time, brother, is it not the right time to throw out a few crooked poems? ”

Seeing that Lao Zhang's body exuded a sacred aura, Li Desheng hurriedly said: "I have always known brother Gaoyi, known as Chang'an and timely rain. Today, with the help of my brother, I will give my brother a hand to make a leg strength. ”

"Brother, listen to me."

The dirty earth dog with extremely dirty eyebrows and eyes smiled slightly, "I have also heard that this 'Juyue Ascending Meeting' also has wine, but there is no meat in the dishes." Each family brought their own food boxes and the like, and when the time came, the elder brother pretended to be the first to come back. When someone else takes out a stack of salted bamboo shoots, you take a chicken leg and learn to recite poetry while eating. ”

"What's the show?"

"That's all my brother has to say."

Lao Zhang smiled, hugged Li Desheng's shoulders and pretended to be a monk, "'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart', good and good, you chicken, I will surpass you today!" ”

Hearing this, Li Desheng's eyes suddenly lit up, "Excellent, great, this is what polluted that husband's mind." It's just that the poetry is still a little worse, and at that moment, it should be someone else's Sven Wen, but I gobbled it up. The food is extremely ugly, if someone asks me what I am, I will reply loudly: Lao Tzu Weiguo nephew! ”

it! Awesome! Good brain!

It's just a matter of smashing the field, and he poured a basin of dirty water on Li Jing's house, which is so cool that it can't be done.

"My brother really drew inferences from each other and was very wise."

Lao Zhang really admires it, and his mind reacts so quickly, he can't be underdeveloped.

Li Desheng smiled: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, but it's rude, and it only makes people say a little more 'Wei Gongzi is a little reckless', and it's a little worse." ”

that's not enough? Zhang Daxiang's classmate went to Pingkangfang to gamble indiscriminately, and he was almost hung up and beaten to death. What the hell are you ...... You're so talented!

"Brother, don't you think it would be better if I did something insulting to Sven again?"

“……”

Lao Tzu thinks that "wine and meat through the intestines" is already very insulting, why don't you think it's enough? Damn, someone else is also the head snake of Jiangxia, if you are foolish, be careful of being thrown into the Yangtze River to feed the Yangtze alligator.

"If I bring a few more pretty girls and say thank you for the prodigious words, will it be ......?"

"Brother, I'm afraid that someone will be bombarded down the mountain when the time comes."

"Is there a workaround?"

Lao Zhang hurriedly poured the bad water in his stomach twice, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "If my brother brings a few little girls, I just happen to have a love poem to use." ”

"What's the use of love poems?"

"Hey, brother, don't underestimate this." Lao Zhang hurriedly said softly, "This sentence alone is worth thousands of sentences, and I want those who worship the Buddha to hide their faces and leave." ”

"Huh, what's the end?"

"It's not amazing, how can you send my brother?"

"Okay, if it's powerful, the little belongings I captured in Hebei will be voted for my brother here."

"Brother, remember, this sentence needs to be sung aloud after teasing with the little lady."

"Tell me quickly, if the man leaves now, it would be better!"

Lao Zhang lowered his voice and said: "My brother and Xiaoniang played a lot, and then sang: The world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to its ......."

After hearing this, Li Desheng's whole person came to his senses, rubbing his hands and excited: "Vicious and vicious, really vicious, if I am a floating slaughter, wouldn't I be a prostitute monk?" It's so good, I think the man must be crazy when he listens to it. I covered my face and swept the floor senselessly, but that bastard suffered and was secretly scolded, and I also made a profit. ”

Suddenly, Lao Zhang was excited, and suddenly remembered one thing:! At that time, this product was called over by Li Jing to ask where the poem was obtained, and this must not be hidden from Li Junshen.

Thinking of this, Lao Zhang suddenly broke out a little sweat on his forehead.

Li Desheng asked with concern: "it, but what's the discomfort?" ”

"No, no......"

Jiangnan Tugou's voice trembled slightly, and he secretly said in his heart: This thing in Hebei can be carried down, and even the emperor is not afraid of intimidation, it can be seen that it is still reliable, everyone is a smart person, there should be no need to sell Lao Tzu's head, right?

Thinking like this in his heart, Lao Zhang looked up at Li Desheng, who was eager to try, and put back a heart that had just been suspended.