Chapter 234: Two Stupid Pigs
Liu Chan didn't speak, but glanced at Dong He, who was at the bottom of the head.
Dong He nodded, grinned, and said to the two: "This time, your barbarian army is in chaos, all because of Cao Cao's provocation, and now that Cao Cao is defeated in Hanzhong, how can he come to Yizhou?"
Cao Cao asked you to make trouble, I don't care if he wants to force my lord to return to the army to rescue Hanzhong, and use you as a gunman. You are in Nanzhong, we are in Shuzhong, lips and teeth depend on each other, and you should be friends forever.
My mistress heard that the barbarian king of Zhurong had a daughter, so she sent a messenger to meet the barbarian king, first, to ask the king of Zhurong Chen Qingli to withdraw from the army, and secondly, to ask the king of Zhurong for the prince. ”
Ah Hui and the two were stupid, and after listening to Dong He's words, they really believed it, and Liu Chan, who was on the top, saw that the two of them nodded again and again, and couldn't help but be happy in their hearts.
Dong He's words were instructed by Liu Chan.
Regarding the matter of Mrs. Zhurong in history, Liu Chan learned from E Huan.
At present, King Zhurong has a daughter, who has not yet married Meng Shu......
According to Liu Chan's speculation, Meng Shu must have liked Mrs. Zhurong.
Liu Chan deliberately instructed Dong He to say this, Ah Hui and the two went back and told Meng Huo what he said, with Meng Huo's temperament, it would be strange not to cut off their heads.
Liu Chan looked at the two and smiled: "Come, put on this armor and show us!" ”
The two of them saw that E Huan was wearing a battle armor and was majestic, and they were already greedy, and after listening to Liu Chan's words, they couldn't wait to change into the battle armor, and after dressing up, they also had a bit of the appearance of a war general.
"Please!" His Royal Highness, and everyone desperately accompanied the two of them to drink.
After a while, the two of them got drunk.
Liu Chan saw that the time was ripe, so he said: "If it is not too early today, Meng Shu will be worried, so you can go back first and bring this gift with you." After going back, he told Meng Shu that Hanyi would be a family in the future, and let him stand still for the time being, just listen to the news of King Zhurong. ”
"Thank you, Shizi!"
The two of them were praised by Liu Chan when they were drinking, and now that they are leaving, they actually thank Liu Chan.
After the two left, everyone in the hall burst into laughter.
Lin Yuan laughed breathlessly: "These two fools must have been beheaded by Meng Shu when they go back like this, and they actually thank the prince of the world, laughing at me to death."
Liu Ba twisted his beard and said with a smile: "The two of them were killed, the barbarian soldiers must be disheartened, and Meng Shu will be angry and dizzy, so this barbarian army is not to worry." ”
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However, it was said that Ah Huilan and Dong Dana returned to the military camp outside the city, but did not see Meng Shu, but were arrested by the barbarians under their command.
"You can see clearly, I am Ah Huinan, your marshal, not a Han general!"
"You guys are so bold, you don't even know me Dong Dina?"
It turned out that when the soldiers saw that the two were wearing the armor of Han generals, they mistakenly thought they were Han generals and arrested them.
After careful identification, the soldiers recognized that the two were Ah Hui and Dong Dana, and hurriedly released the two and welcomed them back to the barracks.
Meng Huo was drinking sullen wine in the big tent of the Chinese army alone, and muttered: "When I came, I boasted about Haikou, and now I have broken the three knots of the golden ring, Dong Dana, and Ah Huilan have also been captured alive, how is this good?" Shui Luoyi didn't think much of me in the first place, and now that I'm defeated, how can I marry her? ”
"King, Ah Huinan, Marshal Dong Dana is back!" At this moment, a brute soldier rushed in outside the door to report.
Meng was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Are they back?" Let them in! ”
"I've seen the king!" Ah Hui and Dong Dana walked into the camp and bowed to Meng Huo.
Meng Shu saw that the two of them were dressed as Han generals, and they only recognized it after looking at it for a while, his face suddenly sank, and he shouted: "What's the matter with the two of you, how did you wear this dress?" Didn't you surrender the Shu soldiers? ”
Ah Huinan hurriedly brought out another piece of armor and explained: "King, we did not surrender to the Shu soldiers, this dress was given by the prince, and the prince asked us to bring one to you?" ”
Meng Shu looked at the battle armor on the table, without the slightest affection, and said coldly: "You were captured by the Shu soldiers, Liu Chan didn't kill you, but gave you gifts to let you come back, what the hell is going on?" ”
Ah Hui said with his hand: "King, we raised troops to attack Shuzhong, all of them were bewitched by Cao Cao, and the prince has sent an envoy to meet King Zhurong, and Chen Qing asked him to withdraw from the army." And he will also ask King Zhurong to marry Princess Shui Luoyi, and Hanyi will be a family at that time. ”
Dong Dana also said: "The prince also said that after marrying the princess, he will provide us with salt, food, and clothes every year, so that we don't have to go hungry and live a poor life in the future." King, please don't use troops these days, and wait for the news from King Zhurong. ”
The two of them were drunk, and kept conveying Liu Chan's "kindness" to Meng Huo, but they didn't notice Meng Huo's darkening face.
"What nonsense are you two talking about!" Meng Shu slapped the table abruptly, pointed at the two and scolded: "I see that you are the same as E Huan, you were bought by Liu Chan, and you dare to come back to disturb my army's heart, do you want me to learn Gaoding?" Come on, drag them both down and cut them down. ”
"Don't be a king!"
The other barbarian generals in the hall heard the words and dissuaded them one after another.
Ah Hui and Dong Dan were also startled, and hurriedly defended: "King, we have definitely not surrendered to the world...... Liu Chan, this is Liu Chan's original words. He really sent an envoy to ask King Zhurong for marriage. Please don't go to war now, if King Zhurong agrees, Hanyi will be a family. ”
"Bastard, drag them down and cut them down for me!"
Meng Shu also wanted to spare the lives of the two of them, but after hearing this, he couldn't bear it anymore.
"King, we didn't surrender!"
"We didn't come back to do internal response, why kill us!"
The two were dragged down, still unable to figure out why Meng Huo wanted to kill them.
After a while, two screams were heard outside the tent, and a soldier entered the tent and reported: "The two marshals have been killed." ”
"Hey!" When the barbarians in the camp heard this, they all sighed.
"Ah Hui Lan, Dong Di's two surrendered to Liu Chan, came back to do internal response, and still wanted to mess with our army's heart, they should be killed!" Meng Shu also had a trace of remorse in his heart at this moment, but he couldn't show it, but directly accused the two of rebellion.
A barbarian general sighed and said: "There is Ehuan in Chengdu City, and the Han general who captured Dong Dana yesterday is also very powerful." When the three marshals were here, we were still defeated, and now that they are gone, how can we defeat the Shu soldiers. ”