"It's really hard for General Zhenxi, how could he think of such a bad idea" Liu Xie put on a face, I don't know whether to be sarcastic or angry, and said this.

And Ma Chao on the side was not touched at all, as if he hadn't heard Liu Xie's words. But Liu Xie didn't want to let Ma Chao go like this, and continued to ask: "General Zhenxi thinks that this plan is really effective?" ”

"Your Majesty, though you are wise and wise, you are young and old. But after all, it has not passed the New Year, and it is indeed better to be super than men and women" Ma Chao smiled, since he had established a relationship with Liu Xie to punish Dong, he was more and more open to Liu Xie: he was just a superb demon Zhengtai, as long as he regarded him as a new year, he could see that he was a little childish.

"Sentiment is a thing, very peculiar, coming and going without a trace, invisible or touchable, but its presence can be strongly felt. When it slips away quietly, it can be boring to the extreme. But when it came with overwhelming momentum, it was so overwhelming that people were out of breath" Saying this, Ma Chao suddenly laughed: Talking to a child about these dry hairs? Can he understand?

However, to Ma Chao's surprise, after Liu Xie frowned, he actually said: "In the hibiscus tent, Di Ze is like spring." In the jade jacket, the concubine is like water. Delicate and panting, if you are not emotional, drunk and relaxed, seductive? ”

Ma Chao was stunned, he naturally knew the origin of this description: This is to describe the words of Zhao Feiyan, the first queen of the Western Han Dynasty, who served Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty for the first time, but how could this eleven-year-old Liu Xie know this?

"Since I was a child, I couldn't figure out why the people in the world rebelled, so I had no choice but to seek answers from the past. I just learned about Emperor Han Cheng's absurdity and luxury, so I hated my father, Emperor Han Ling, to the core" Liu Xie saw the meaning of Ma Chao's puzzled eyes, and explained lightly.

Ma Chao nodded, and couldn't help but be amazed: Those heavenly sons of the Han family, except for the old hooligan Liu Bang and the old robber Emperor Wu of Han, the rest are almost all superb. Especially this Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, he actually died on the belly of a woman, and he died of all his strength, and now he is a great man among men

However, now is not the time to judge the son of the Han family. Liu Xie is here, I'm afraid he still needs to explain, otherwise, with his child's radical temperament, maybe he will be jealous of himself and let her aunt play that kind of temptation in the future.

"Your Majesty knows the past and remembers the present, and he has the demeanor of a wise man. Weichen made this decision today, and it was precisely because he thought of Zhao Zhaoyi. Ma Chao bowed down and patted Liu Xie's ass without a trace, and by the way, he brought the topic to the woman, saving Liu Xie from thinking about the unsuccessful emperors of their old Liu family, thinking that he was ridiculing them.

"Zhao Zhaoyi, Zhao Hede? Zhao Feiyan's sister? "It seems that Liu Xie has really read a lot of secret histories in the palace, and even this woman knows about it.

"Yes, Your Majesty is not yet the age of pleasure between men and women, and he does not understand the confusion between men and women. However, Your Majesty can know why Emperor Han Cheng was so infatuated with Zhao Hede that he did not hesitate to die on her? ”

"There is no way to be desolate, and the eunuchs who favor women, what is the fault of such an inferior person?" Liu Xie was angry, and there was disdain at the exit.

Ma Chao was awe-inspiring and knew more about Liu Xie's perverted character. However, with fierce medicine for strange diseases, Ma Chao simply attacked poison with poison and said: "No, it's really that Zhao Hede knows men's psychology too well." There are historical records, Emperor Han Cheng inadvertently glimpsed Zhao Hede's bathing from the cracks in the doors and windows, from Zhao Hede's wide Luo clothes, jade bones and ice muscles, and orchid soup, to self-appreciation, Gu Ying self-pity, closing the window and locking the house, and wiping it lightly, which later led to Emperor Han Cheng when building a dormitory for Zhao Hede, he took care of a large bathtub inlaid with Lantian jade many times, and injected cardamom soup, which was more watery. In addition, white jade, gold, with jade, pearl to make a large acacia bed, hanging pink gauze tent, the top of the tent decorated with the night pearl produced by the clam of ten thousand years, emitting a brilliant brilliance, shining as long as day! is so extravagant, extremely pampered, why is it this time? ”

"Could it be that it is better to steal from a concubine?" Liu Xie is very smart, and he actually said that he would not leave ten!

"Yes, it is precisely because Zhao Hede caught the psychology of men stealing kui. Your Majesty thinks about it, at that time, there were vivid and beautiful pictures, there were scenes, movements, expressions, and sounds, even if it was the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he had to be fascinated" Ma Chao said this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but pull out a faint treacherous smile, if there was a mirror, he could see that his image was very consistent with Zhao Gao, Qin Hui, Wei Zhongxian and other eternal ministers

Since then, whenever Zhao Hede finished bathing, he applied a light compress of Luhua powder, which was fragrant all over his body, and got into the acacia bed to meet with Emperor Han Cheng, who had been waiting there for a long time. Emperor Han Cheng really realized the taste, and in the future, he hugged and kneaded Zhao Hede's body endlessly, and even later did not hold Zhao Hede's little feet, it was difficult to sleep. Liu Xie naturally knew about Emperor Han Cheng's infamous thing, and then after finishing Ma Chao's words, he frowned and thought deeply.

But Ma Chao showed a helpless look: he wouldn't accidentally teach an Emperor Han Xian who has radical thoughts about women, right? If he is really in power in the future, will he still have the good children of the majority of women in the future?

At the moment, Ma Chao wanted to explain. But Liu Xie flipped his hand, smiled and said: "If General Zhenxi is a minister, I am afraid he will also be a leader in the ages."

Ma Chao blushed, knowing that he was being ridiculed by this half-grown child again. However, he didn't care, after all, he came up with this bad idea, first, it was true that a man saw a woman taking a bath, which had a great psychological impact; Second, it is because of a true event in history: in history, the existence of Diao Chan has always been a mystery. However, it is accurately recorded in the history books that Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo had an affair with Concubine Ma Chao, so he turned his mind and grafted this matter onto Liu Xiu, and he didn't know if it would work?

"Mr. Lu, after you were caught and raped by Dong Zhuo in history, you immediately knelt down and confessed. But don't be impulsive, Fang Tianhua stabbed Dong Zhuo to death, so that all the arrangements of the younger brother were in vain' Ma Chao prayed in Liu Xie's bedroom.

And Lu Bu was also praying in Dong Zhuo's 'dormitory', and he prayed that Dong Zhuo's fat man would not find out about his existence

I saw a butt falling from the sky, and the bed made a loud noise, protesting against the strength of the fat man on his body, but the fat man was very violent, and he twisted his ass three times in a daze, and lay down: "My little heart, those thieves really didn't come to the inner garden?" ”

Dong Zhuo hid under this bed with his breath, and the bed would collapse at any time. And if he, a heroic and unparalleled flying general, didn't die on the battlefield, but was crushed to death by Dong Zhuo, if it came out, he would simply wipe his neck and commit suicide now!

"Taishi, your tiger power shocks the universe, how can a little thief run into this impregnable inner garden?" Liu Xiu's voice was now full of rippling charm, which made Lu Bu under the bed can't help but have some physiological reactions. And Dong Zhuo, who was lying on the bed, looked at Liu Xiu's wonderful carcass draped in a bath towel, and couldn't help but be angry: "Oh, this old man doesn't believe it, let the old man check it well"

With an 'ah' sound, Lu Bu used his toes to imagine what was happening on the bed.

"Whew, snort" is like the sound of bellows agitation, it is Dong Zhuo who has worked hard happily.

"Hey, uh, ah, ah" I can't tell if it's a scream or a coquettish pant of enjoyment, it's Liu Xiu's unbearable moan.

And Lu Bu, who was lying under the bed, used his hands to push the crumbling bed of the city lord, while feeling his manly dignity turn into powder at this moment! Every tremor of the bed cut through Lu Bu's heart and lungs like a sharp blade; Every time Dong Zhuo breathed heavily, it was like a heavy hammer that shattered Lu Bu's bone marrow; And every time Liu Xiu moaned, it was like a soul-inducing death knell, shaking Lu Bu's soul to pieces.

The dignified Bingzhou flying general, now he has to rely on a woman to humiliate Qiu Huan in order to save his face and life!

At this point, what face does it have to live between heaven and earth?!

The last time, there was a fairy-like woman who quietly left in order not to hurt his self-esteem. And this time, it's like this again?!

"Oh"

With the last long trill, Dong Fat's movement came to an end. And at this moment, Lu Bu felt that his heart was empty, and he was afraid that he could only live in this world like a walking corpse in the future

Quietly calming down his broken heart, Lu Bu waited until he heard Dong Zhuo's snoring before he came out quietly.

Dong Zhuo had already turned over and lay down at this time, his eyes were closed, his belly was rising and falling from rapid to slow, and his nose was snoring slightly, and he seemed to be tired; And Liu Xiu was looking at Lu Bu with a miserable and regretful face at the moment, and there was an indescribable despair and helplessness in those bright eyes!

Lu Bu's chest rose and fell violently, and at this moment, he wanted to pick up the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand and pierce Dong Zhuo's plastered belly!

However, when his hand just touched Fang Tian's halberd, because of his complicated emotions, he didn't hold the weapon that was usually as smooth as his arm for a while, causing it to make a crisp sound of 'dang' in the silent night!

And at this time, Dong Zhuo suddenly opened his eyes!