Chapter 30 Philosophy of Life 1

"What are you afraid of?! Zhang Caozhi! You give to stop! ”

The golden knife in his hand is playful, how does the Li family educate girls? Is this still a descendant of the Lang Evil King Clan? Who's blinded?

No matter which way of knife technique, Lao Zhang ran away, and said that this girl's heart is really smaller than the tip of a needle. At the beginning, I said that I didn't care, but before I had anything to do with my cousin, I almost cried, made trouble and hanged myself. As for Yin Chu, it's not just a matter of physiological needs, it's ...... This is a dedication to the greatness of the Industrial Revolution!

Lao Zhang is noble and proud.

"Poisonous woman! What are you going to do?! ”

Zhang De shouted and picked up a whistle stick, which was originally a slatted door in the small courtyard, if the door bolt had not been plugged in, he would use this one. The concierge of the vigil, if you encounter a thief, can also be used as a self-defense object.

"Phew! You Jiangnan prodigal, you only have what you say! You're against meβ€”"

Isn't that wronged?

As soon as he heard these words, Zhang De suddenly said angrily: "Fart! How could Lao Tzu have failed you! ”

"Jiangnan child, go die-"

picked up the golden knife, looked at the moment, and threw it out casually. This technique, this wrist strength, really doesn't look like the girl from the literature department who played "stuffed with cattle and sheep empty promises" with a grudge on her face.

Why did you mess around with that Aunt Langya princess?

Ouch!

Lao Zhang has also been up and down in the rivers and seas, and he is like a white strip in the water, and he is extraordinary. Although this scene is another donkey rolling and then a dog eating, in embarrassment, it also dodges the sharp golden knife.

Bite!

The knife was pierced on the floor, and the floor was paved with green bricks, and the handwriting of the official kiln factory in Henan Province went down. It's as easy as cutting tofu with a knife.

The male tiger in Liangfeng County trembled like chaff, his eyes were bulging like bull's eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hurriedly shouted: "You really want to hurt me?!" ”

"If you don't love me, how can I not hurt you! Negative man! Thief man! You can't control the waist seal and the trouser belt. Is the Turkic fox just going to be more beautiful than my Li family?! ”

"Vinegar jar!"

Zhang De was furious: "Lao Tzu is working hard outside. But a life-threatening cause. You woman has no conscience, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's strategy, how could you have the joy of your Amway. If I really can't control my trouser belt, I'm in Chang'an, and I'm singing every night, who can stop it? ! If you don't learn, what do you learn! ”

"You are the most reasonable, and you always have to say. Even if you and the Turkic fox embark on a roll, you and me, it is also reasonable. It is also said. Slut! Bah! ”

Lao Zhang hid behind the pillars and shouted: "Don't hurt people with your mouth, open your mouth and close your mouth to the fox." People have fallen into the middle of the road, and they are a princess of a dead country, what are you going to do? ”

"Zhang De! It's this Chenguang, and I have to protect the fox! You...... Die! ”

Anping was furious, jealous, and pulled out a golden hairpin on his head. Hold it in your left hand. He pulled out another thin dan with more than a dozen teeth on it. Sharp very, hold in the right hand.

This is the posture of the double knife in hand, Lao Zhang was about to look up, and saw the fragrant wind coming, but it was not a beauty to give him a hug. There was a golden hairpin in front of him, and he snorted. Plunge into the nanmu beams.

it! What the hell are you practicing?!

Zhang De hurriedly hugged his crown and continued to run, shouting as he ran: "And you went around me this time, how?!" Then he said, "I will not sin unto death." ”

"You die first!"

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I said I died once, do you believe me?

As an engineering dog. In my previous life, I didn't systematically learn to pick up girls, and some girls came to the door to ask for guilt, not to say that they quickly nodded and admitted their mistakes, knelt down and begged for mercy, and took the initiative to take out the keyboard...... Washboard, dare to quibble and dare to refute, it is simply self-defeating. However, as the so-called people are forced out, Lao Zhang had a flash of inspiration and suddenly had an idea.

I saw that he ran faster than anyone else, but he was still shouting there: "Lady, don't hurt your hands and feet, if a beauty like you is damaged, it will be a great loss." It is to let me die, but it is to let the lady have a small bruise, how can I swallow it? ”

As soon as these shameless words came out, Anping Xiaogong's delicate body trembled, but he still gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Hugh wants to say something nice, if I am beautiful, how can I let you climb on the foot of the fox and enter her warm tent!" ”

"No matter how beautiful a Turkic woman is, how can there be a unique beauty of a lady? The lady is this vigorous skill, like a cloud, as wonderful as a swallow. Turkic women, when they are girls, they are just women, if they are women, they are fat and ugly, and they are simply unsightly. How can it be compared to such a wonderful person as a lady? ”

In order to survive, the engineering dog was brazen to the extreme, and the little sour ink in his stomach, the big rumors that Kitasato heard, poured out at this time.

"Humph! Since I am beautiful, but I don't know where the beauty is? ”

Lao Zhang's eyes lit up, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then hid behind a peony and said loudly: "Slim and beautiful." ”

"Phew! It's nonsense! ”

An Ping was suddenly displeased, and bent down to pull out the golden knife from the green brick.

Laugh at!

This frightened old Zhang's face turned pale, and suddenly the small universe burned, recalling the various scenes when he was bribing and accepting bribes at the meeting of officials and businessmen in Pingkangfang.

"Lady, how is it nonsense? In other places, I am used to seeing green women and red men, but I have never seen a lady with such a decent posture. Just say this point, the lips are like a cuckoo crying blood, as soon as you open your mouth, it is the beauty of relieving people's worries......"

Speaking of this, Zhang De suddenly recalled Anping's cherry sip, which was indeed a relief for people's worries. It's really wonderful, it's really wonderful, it's the words of the heart.

Alas, thinking of this, Lao Zhang couldn't help but feel his blood boiling.

"! What are you thinking about at this time! ”

slapped himself and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Zhang De even said again, "Besides, the lady's jade feet are like lotus, so she will move lightly, and she will have the lightness of the Han Palace Feiyan and the charm of Xizi's heart." Don't talk about such ordinary, just say that this lady's sassy bearing, heroic posture, think of the Zhaojun who is out of the plug, and the praise of the fire, there is no comparison. Lady, do you think you can still be beautiful? ”

An Ping raised his eyebrows, inserted the fine dian back on his head, stood there with the golden knife and raised his eyelids, and said with a uniform breath: "It's so beautiful as me, why don't you love it?" It's Cheng Sanlang, you love him more than me! ”

I say...... I'm just annoying you words! It's ...... It's uncomfortable, isn't it?!

"San Lang is my brother, although he is not a brother, but he is like a brother, how can he not love him? But how can Saburo's love be mixed with the love of a lady? ”

Lao Zhang was a little uncomfortable and wanted to vomit, it was so disgusting.

"The lady is beautiful and overwhelmed, and she only hates to be born in the emperor's family, otherwise, she must let the lady enjoy a golden house and hide Jiaojiao."

The ending of Jinwu Zangjiao is not good, but it doesn't matter, the important thing is that Anping feels very cool. In short, just like the soul of Mary Sue burning, how can the domineering president Zhang Caozhi not love his mother?! The old lady is so cute and beautiful!

"Don't say anything else, just talk about how I climbed onto the soft couch of the fox and touched the warm tent of the lewd baby!"

"Alas, the lady doesn't know anything. This East Hanhai is not comparable to the other place. Isn't it true that I'm working hard outside to wait for the future? There is a rich yield of materials, not limited to hydroelectric and seaborne fields, all of which are good places for coal and iron prosperity. Since she has been a female governor, she has some ways, not to say that it is His Majesty's care, but only that her Turkic remnants who have lost the country are also important forces to encroach on the northeastern provinces. If I don't climb her, won't the noble clan of Hebei Province take the lead? ”

After a pause, the Liangfeng County man said earnestly, "I am an outsider, and in the capital, I am under the care of my elders and my brothers are taking care of me." When you come to Hebei, you want to compete with the Wang family, not to mention your second brother......"

Hearing this, An Ping's expression suddenly softened, and he said quietly: "It's really hard for you." ”

Lao Zhang saw that there was a play, and hurriedly licked his face and crawled out of the flowers, patted the leaves and petals on his body, and then came over like a pug and flattered: "It's good that the lady knows." ”

At this moment, Anping was like a little woman, walked up to Zhang De, took his hand, and comforted: "Da Lang is hard, and Yu also knows it." It's just that why does Da Lang always treat Yu as a stupid woman? ”

Well?!

Syllable!

Shaking her hand was a slap in the face, and Li Zhier sneered: "Thief man, rhetoric is like vague past? Should you be a jasper from a small family, an ignorant and ignorant boudoir girl? ”

Routine! This is a routine!

"Lady ......"

"Less nonsense! Follow Yu back to the room! ”

After that, he grabbed Zhang De's shirt and dragged him to the boudoir.

After entering the door, the golden knife bolted the door, and then Anping looked at Zhang De coldly while undressing himself: "What are you still stunned for?" Undress! Use all the moves you used on the fox couch! ”

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Lao Zhang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, why can't the engineering dog be able to pick up girls well? And fail again and again? Herein lies the problem.

The upgraded version of the local tyrant vigorously **** does not stop, in fact, the domineering president falls in love with me.

As for the precise summary of the survival philosophy of dog men and women, it can be summed up in one sentence: a shot of enmity.

But from the bottom of his heart, as an engineering dog, he can't accept this kind of rolling sheets without any logic or reason.

Of course, since you can't resist, let's enjoy it. (To be continued.) )

PS: It's still in Changshu, the machine is no problem, and now it's a trial product.