Shameless!

Summer is just so shameless.

At a distance of thirty centimeters, he hadn't jumped up yet, and almost fell to the ground, but he finally climbed up, and he actually wanted Red Bull.

The black silk beauty completely collapsed.

The people in the audience were also eager to rush up and kick Summer's feet one by one.

The foreheads of the ten elders of Jiangnan are all black lines.

"Idiot!" said Mei Zhu with both swords.

"What is this guy doing? Could it be that he just inadvertently blocked my punch?" The old monster of the poison gate also began to wonder, and he even suspected that he had made a mistake just now, so this guy was fine.

Chen Qing on the stage was almost speechless: "Are you sure you want to fight?"

"Fight! Of course I have to fight, I tell you, don't underestimate me, when I was fifteen years old, I was already able to punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten, and I have almost no opponents in our village in recent years. Summer said very seriously.

Despicable!

This is what those people in the audience say about him.

And here's the Dragon Slaying Conference selecting the leader of the alliance.

The people here are all the top masters, but he is only powerful in the village, and there are almost no opponents, which means that he is not invincible in the village.

"Let's go down!" shouted the audience.

"Cut, I know you must be jealous of my handsomeness!" Summer glanced at the people in the audience with disdain.

He sat up slowly.

Summer took out a mirror directly from his pocket, and the moment he opened the mirror, he directly covered his left eye and kept rolling on the ground, seeing his appearance, everyone was stunned, because they didn't know what happened just now.

Summer is just a look in the mirror.

"Oh my mother, it hurts me to death, I just glanced at me in the mirror, and I was blinded in one eye. Summer took out an eye patch to cover her left eye.

Hearing his words, the people below were already about to scold their mother, and those masters were completely speechless one by one.

They are now completely sure that summer is definitely a happy little **.

"Hey, it's a jousting here. Chen Qing was about to take it anymore.

"Of course I know it's a joust, otherwise I'm going to come up and do it, I'm ready to start. Summer said seriously.

Seeing that Summer was ready for battle so quickly, the people in the audience were stunned for a moment, and they began to wonder if Summer was deliberately pretending to be like this just now.

Chen Qing had lost his patience.

The famous sword Tianque in his right hand swept directly, his sword was very fast, if it hit this time, Summer's head would be directly cut off.

Swish!

I didn't hit it!

Everyone's face was full of incredulity.

Even Chen Qing was slightly stunned, his sword so fast actually didn't hit the other party.

"Gee, why are the laces still open? "Squatting there tying shoelaces at this time of summer.

When he got it done, he stood up directly: "Okay, this time it's ready, it's time to start." ”

Hearing Xia's words, everyone didn't know what to say, everyone thought that he had successfully dodged Chen Qing's sword just now, but they didn't expect Xia to squat down to tie his shoes, and he didn't know that the other party was out of the sword at all.

In other words, his luck is good enough to report.

"Damn, this guy is also Tai Chi, tying his shoelaces can actually dodge Chen Qing's sword. ”

"Where did such a person get the confidence to come to power? ”

"Hurry up and go down!"

The people in the audience are very dissatisfied, they think that Summer has no real skills, just a tease.

"I don't know him!" the black silk beauty looked at Summer with disgust.

The ten elders of Jiangnan also kept shaking their heads, a good dragon slaying conference would turn into a farce, this guy is not here to compete at all, he is simply here to perform a sketch.

Meizhu Shuangjian couldn't even get angry with Summer, because the two of them had been completely broken by Summer.

"It's a shame that I was blocked by someone like that. "The old monster of the poison door feels ashamed.

Summer looked at Chen Qing very seriously and said, "Crazy with you, crazy with you, bang against the wall with you, come on, I'm ready." ”

Chen Qing was really angry this time.

How can I say that I am also a master, I actually accompanied such a tease to perform on stage for so long, and he swept with a sword again, and the speed was faster than just now.

"I'm coming!" Summer shouted.

Bang!

Summer's body lay directly on the ground, and Chen Qing's sword didn't cut anything.

"MD, it hurts me. Summer rubbed his nose and climbed back, and everyone saw that the lace of his right shoelace was actually hanging on the wood, which means that he had tripped just when he rushed.

You can actually trip over.

I'm afraid that this doesn't even have the strength of the yellow level.

But everyone thought again that although he was tripped up, he actually magically dodged Chen Qing's sword.

"Are you going to fight or not?" Chen Qing was already on the verge of collapse.

This guy can actually trip over a shoelace.

"Wait! Don't worry. Xia sat on the ground and pulled the shoelaces out of the piece of wood, then he sat there and looked at Chen Qing and said, "Can I eat first and then fight?"

"No!" Chen Qing said coldly.

"What about a drink?" asked Summer again.

"No, no!" Chen Qing said as he looked at Xia angrily.

"Shall I pee then?" asked Summer.

"Are you finished?" Chen Qing was about to be by Summer, and he couldn't wait to slap the guy in front of him to death with a sword now.

"Then you let me move and move! Warm up, you see that the group of people from the Olympics come up to warm up first. "Summer said and started doing sit-ups, push-ups, trots and leg stretches.

His actions caused everyone around him to collapse, and this time it really was.

This is a martial arts competition, and it is a master competition, and the opponent is still the apprentice of Nan Shu Wei Guang, one of the four masters of China, and he actually compares it with the Olympic Games.

"Damn, I warn you, I have a bad temper. Chen Qing looked at Summer angrily.

"Then change it!" Summer took out a pair of transparent gloves and put them on her hands.

"I'll change your sister!" Chen Qing directly slashed down with a sword, the famous sword in his hand Tianque was as fast as lightning, if this sword was hit, it would be directly split in half in the summer.

Poop!

Two fingers.

Everyone looked at those two fingers, and their faces were full of incredulity.

At this time, Chen Qing's famous sword Tianque was actually caught by two fingers.