One hundred and ten, there are jokes about water chestnuts
The hall is as warm as spring, the girls are waiting for everyone to take off their clothes outside, Xue Pan is not a mistake, seeing that everyone ignores it, he hurriedly untied the heavy obstructive gold collar on his neck, and handed it to Yang Zhi, Yang Zhi glanced at Xue Pan, and then put away his gold collar, at this time it was still early, naturally it was not good to start eating and drinking first, the big guy is not a cow chewing peonies, he doesn't understand elegance and just knows how to eat and drink, this winter scene, just look at it, this will just enter the hall to warm up his body, The maids opened the food box in front of them, which were all kinds of delicate and fresh tea fruits, etc., for the big guys to talk about the pastime, and the maids served tea again, although it was Xue Pan's invitation, but the manpower arranged for today's banquet was sent by You's, and the maids brought by each person were very leisurely, just standing behind everyone and watching.
Such a clean talk and empty sitting, for others must feel extremely boring, but the people here are not laymen, feasting and drinking in the day, either listening to the play or watching juggling, lively is lively, but it is inevitably a lot of noise, today such a clear talk, but it is very chic, everyone talks in twos and threes, casually holding the tea fruit in front of them to eat, Daiyu sat between Baochai and Xue Pan, Xue Pan saw Daiyu looking at the food box and was silent, "Sister Lin, don't you like this tea fruit?" ”
"I don't like it there," Daiyu looked up and smiled, "I don't see this thing anywhere else, why does my brother have it here." ”
Baochai looked towards Daiyu's table and saw a few things: bergamot, horseshoe jade lotus, freshly peeled chicken head, osmanthus glutinous rice and sugar lotus, all of which are things that cannot be seen in leisure places such as the Jiangnan season, "If you don't like it, ask someone to change it." ”
"I haven't eaten this good thing for a long time, but I forgot how to eat it."
Xue Pan said with a smile: "These things are transported by cargo ship, and they are not specially sent, but they come and go so frequently, so it is cheap to send some local products, and the people here are only afraid that my sister and the two of us are authentic southerners, and you know how to eat this thing." ”
Xiangyun stretched her neck and looked at the food in front of her case, "This doesn't make sense," she shook her head and said, "The people here are all from Jinling, although I haven't been to it, how can I say that the three of you are from the south." ”
"Don't talk about it," Xue Pan said with a smile, Xiangyun's charm may lie in such a word: familiar at first sight. Even if the two of them met for the first time today, she didn't feel any formality, "There have been a lot of jokes about eating in the north and south, in ancient times, there were northerners who came to the south on business, and someone entertained water chestnuts to invite them, and the northerners were full of praise after eating, and the southerners asked: 'Is there this thing in the north?' Guess what the northerners said? ”
Everyone was originally chatting with each other, but when they heard Xue Pan get up, they couldn't help but be interested, listening to Xue Pan's words, Xiangyun hurriedly asked, "What did that person say?" ”
"He was very strong, and he did not want to say that he had never seen such a thing, so he stubbornly said: 'There are many things in the north, in front of the house, behind the house, on the hill and on the tree, there is a lot of fruit.' ”
Baoyu was still drinking tea, and she couldn't help choking when she heard this, Musk Yue hurriedly wiped Baoyu with a handkerchief, everyone laughed, and Baochai said: "Brother is making up random arrangements again." ”
Xiangyun laughed, she covered her stomach, "It's really funny!" There are such face-saving people out there! It's just that I haven't seen it, but now it's a bigger joke. ”
Daiyu sneered, "Yun girl didn't take Brother Pan yet?" People are laughing at you for not knowing the southern goods. ”
Xiangyun looked at Xue Pan angrily, "Although we didn't grow up in the south, we are all from Jinling, and the food at home is all the taste of the south, so I don't know the water chestnut there." The elder brother of the Xue family is very hateful. ”
Xue Pan smiled: "I'm laughing at you there, this is nothing more than a joke or two, so that the big guy is happy, I'm just afraid that sitting and drinking tea here is too boring." ”
Li Kun said with a smile: "If you want me to say, no one can be more thoughtful than Brother Xue, knowing that the big guy is old, but I'm afraid that there will be too much trouble, so sitting quietly and talking to the big guy, there will be no interest there?" If you want me to say, this is very interesting, more relaxed and comfortable than the big guys rushing to catch up with the big guys. ”
Everyone said, "My sister-in-law's words couldn't be more right." ”
Everyone laughed like this, and came out to report that the things had been delivered, Xue Pan hurriedly ordered someone to bring them in, and said again: "I'll go out and watch them bring it in, but I can't break it." ”
Everyone didn't know what it was, Xiangyun hurriedly asked Baochai, "Sister Bao, what good things did Brother Xue take?" ”
"What's the good stuff there?" Baochai said with a smile, "It's nothing more than my brother taking some calligraphy and paintings from the south to post or something, thinking that since it is a collection of sisters today, I will take it out for the big guy to take a look, otherwise there will be no fun and pastime, and it will be inconsiderate." ”
All the women are elegant people, and full of poetry and books, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can not be said to be proficient in everything, but there are always one or two, learn oh according to the conventional, take such a thing out for everyone to enjoy, but it is different from ordinary people, everyone is interested, especially Tanchun and cherish the spring, one of the two is good at writing, one person likes to paint, the last time I got a gift from Xue Pan, I like it very much, and I often take it out every day to play with it, Tanchun smiled: "I don't know what Brother Xue will take out?" I'm so curious, Sister Bao, do you know? ”
"Brother Su Ri has collected a lot of good things," Baochai smiled, "I don't know what he wants to take out." I've told him that it's always good to have something elegant. ”
Xiangyun also rubbed her hands, she also stood up, stretched out her head and looked outside, "I can still see some good things here in the old lady, I don't have these calligraphy and paintings at home, if I see some good ones today, I can still boast to my sisters at home when I go back." ”
Li Kun grabbed Xiangyun, "You, you, why don't you have any qualitative character, it seems to be a monkey, jumping up and down, you used to be young, but now you have grown up, you can still be like this there, hurry up and sit down and eat the water chestnut from your mountain." ”
Li Kun didn't know why, as long as he left the front of Mrs. Jia Muwang and other elders, he was also very witty and humorous, and his witty words were full of witty words, Xiangyun pulled Li Kun away, "Sister-in-law came to laugh at me again." ”
Yingchun pursed his lips and smiled, Xichun originally had a bad face today, this time he saw these people happy, and a smile involuntarily appeared on his face, several people were laughing, Xue Pan came in from outside, Yang Zhi and others held a few boxes, Xue Pan smiled, "I received a few good things last year, and took them out for the sisters to see." ”