Chapter 54: The Banquet of the Wealthy
"Sister, do you think we can grasp someone like Yun Xiao?"
Tian Wei's ugly face was drawn into a bun, and he was extremely shocked by the news from the previous dynasty. I didn't expect Yun Xiao to be able to catch up with Dahan's first mother without a sound, so that the old lady could personally take the lead in dealing with Li Ben's trouble for him. Now Concubine Li's palace is crying all day, and I heard that the Imperial Lieutenant Office has gone to Li Ben's house to raid the house. In any case, the Li family is finished. Under the authority of the first mother and the emperor, no one dared to protect the Li family. What's more, Concubine Li and Li Ben have offended a lot of people, and there is never a shortage of people who beat the water dogs at this time.
It's not enough to beat the water dogs, it's their ultimate goal to barbecue and eat the dog meat. If you think about it with your ass, you will know that the Li family at this time will definitely be even worse than the inside of the Li Concubine Palace.
"No matter how you look at it, this is a human spirit. It's hard to hold him. ”
Wang Meiren looked out the window at Liu Xiaozhu, who was swinging with her sister, and sighed.
"I think that kid loves money very much, should we start from here?"
"Ha, how do you think he was able to meet the old lady. If my guess is correct, it should be the ladder that Princess Guantao built. You don't want to think about it, he can feed Princess Tao's appetite. Our little money, will he put down his eyes? The 500 gold you sent last time didn't even save the box in your hand for half a day, and people didn't look down on it at all! ”
"Then pick two beauties from my sister, and the young man will be in love. As long as a man can't pass the level of a woman. ”
Tian Wei's eyes looked at Princess Longqing, who was pushing the swing.
"No, you can't beat her idea. This is what His Majesty is going to send to the Huns and relatives, and if something goes wrong, it is not a matter of one or two people who died. This is absolutely not a no-go! ”
Wang Meiren followed her brother's eyes and found that Tian Wei was staring at Princess Longqing, and she was immediately shocked. If this Princess Longqing is still the former palace maid, it would be fine, but now this is what the emperor wants to send to the Huns and relatives, such a person would not dare to go wrong.
"Sister, this can't work, that can't do either. I have to think of a way, now he is the general of the imperial court. He was also named the Marquis of Lintong, and today he is not yet sixteen years old, and his future prospects are limitless. My sister also saw yesterday's incident, and the emperor was already quite dissatisfied with the emperor's eldest son, if things changed. This son will be a powerful help for us, and whatever we say will be pulled to our side. ”
"You go back first! Let me think about it and see if there is any other way. ”
Historically, Xi'an was the most prosperous city in the world, where thirteen Han dynasties established their capitals, and where the world's cuisines once gathered. Weishui and loess have created yellow, orange and orange wheat, and the south and north are enough to illustrate the gap in food culture.
However, in this BC year, the ancient capital of the Thirteen Dynasties seemed to be a desolate world in the eyes of Yun Xiao.
The scale of this family banquet in Liu Biao's family is very large, since it is Liu's family banquet. Naturally, they were all relatives of the Liu family, and Yun Xiao called countless Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu, Brother Liu, and Brother Liu. Until the brain was called into a pulp, I didn't remember a few. Damn, this family is just too big. There was a young fat man in front, it was the legendary King of Zhongshan Liu Sheng, this guy had a particularly famous descendant named Liu Bei.
Looking at the doll who is only in his early tens, he never imagined that this guy would have more than 120 sons. For such a guy, Yun Xiao really admires it, and his god-like energy will have this achievement, and he can be compared with him on the issue of giving birth to a son, I am afraid that only King Zhou Wen, who is good at fortune telling. Even Emperor Kangxi, who claimed to be the first emperor of the ages, was willing to bow down.
One person, one seat, one person, a few, Yun Xiao, who watched the dishes, shook his head.
The characteristic of the bun is that it is big, and a bun has to be served on a plate. At noon, I just ate two steamed buns, grabbed the toast, and Yun Xiao took a big bite of the bun fiercely, but I didn't see the filling. Yun Xiao almost went crazy, this is a fucking bun or a steamed bun.
The tofu with clear soup and little water is actually eaten with fucking stewed bean skin, this is a family that likes to eat tofu. Luckily, I finally had a plate of tender ham. Yun Xiao took two slices and sandwiched them between two huge buns. A very creative Han Dynasty steamed bun was born, and I took a hard bite, and my teeth and cheeks were fragrant, and my mouth was oily and indescribably comfortable.
One bun or two buns went down, and Yun Xiao patted his full belly. Belch...... That's not how Hansabao came about!
Liu Xin walked over with a kind smile and a wine glass, and he didn't see the appearance of Yunxiao at all.
"Marquis of Lintong, hahaha. The first time I saw you, I knew you weren't in the pool, and today my suspicion has been fulfilled. Come on, come on, this cup congratulates you on being named the Marquis of Lintong, and you are better than drinking! ”
After speaking, he drained the Yun family steamed wine in the cup. Since the Yun family's steamed wine became popular in Chang'an, no one has used Juhu to drink wine. Instead, the wine cup fired by the Yun family and matched with the steamed wine, although it looked more delicate. However, it can effectively avoid the consequences of drunken death.
"Thank you Brother Liu, my little brother is really honored. I heard that Brother Liu is familiar with the steward of Zhao Wangfu. If it weren't for King Zhao's participation in the rebellion and being quelled by General Zhou this time, the younger brother would still want to ask Brother Liu to get two Zhao Ji Lele for the younger brother. ”
"What's so difficult about this, the matter of Lintong Marquis is my Liu Xin's matter. Zhao Ji's matter is not difficult, for the brother to get someone tomorrow, it will satisfy the brother. ”
Liu Xin had a bold look, and the mountain sound of patting his chest must pull this pimp.
"Come on, come on, Brother Yun. My brother will introduce you to a few brothers. ”
Liu Xin pulled up Yun Xiao's sleeve without disobedience and walked towards a group of old guys.
Yun Xiao made up his mind not to mix in the court, it was too dangerous. Although I invited the Queen Mother today, I passed this hurdle. But Yun Xiao believes that after walking too much at night, he will eventually meet ghosts, and passing this time does not mean that he will be able to pass the next time. It's really a hurdle that can't be overcome, I'm afraid that my life will have to be explained here. I heard that Li Ben had been tortured for an afternoon in the Imperial Governor's Office, and he passed out several times and was successfully rescued by pouring cold water.
Liu Qi didn't send an envoy to himself, just go back to Yunjia Zhuangzi and wait for death, why bother in this sludge pond.
Yun Xiao's title has always been identified by the color of the beard, and anyway, the good guys are all surnamed Liu. The one with a white beard is called Mrs. Liu, the white one is called Uncle Liu, and the one with a black beard is called Uncle Liu. If you don't have a beard, then ...... Get out of the way.
The white and white Liu Sheng came to Yun Xiao's side when he had nothing to do, and the little guy who was only in his early ten years old knew that he was staring at the dancing girl with squinting eyes. Pulling Yun Xiao's sleeve to evaluate the body structure of these dancing girls. It's actually the first thing to say.,Some theories have made later generations who have watched Ozawa、Aoi、Yun Xiao, who has seen the science and education films of Mr. Hata, are greatly impressed.,Royal education really starts from a baby.。
What is even more rare is that Liu Shengxian is also very hands-on, and verifies the softness of these dancers' breasts one by one for the purpose of criticality. After coming back, he also made a detailed evaluation, so that a group of ** people sighed that there are talents in the country, and the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves.
"Yunhou, I heard that Huainan women are gentle as water. Brother Yun didn't get one or two back? This woman is on the bed, and it is better to be gentle. But I also like some violent ones, and it's really hard to describe the taste. ”
It's over, it's over, this kid is a waste. Uh, or rather, it's too much.
For this fat man who was about to create a nation, Yun Xiao kicked him aside.
The goddess of Lao Tzu hasn't gotten started yet, but it seems that Luan Ling is quite gentle in bed.
As soon as she thought of Luan Ling Yunxiao, she had a headache, she was not a woman from a common people's family, and she married her. Although the Luan family was defeated, the emaciated camel was bigger than the emaciated horse. It's so black and white that doesn't mention it, and it makes other people's daughters' stomachs bigger, and it can't be said that it makes sense. In case the second pole personality of the Shandong people of the Luan family breaks out, it is still a troublesome thing to find yourself to make an ugly appearance.
"Oh, I look at the Marquis of Lintong with a difficult face, is there anything unsatisfactory at home?"
An old man in a green robe with a long beard and a bun asked.
Yun Xiao saw that this old man had the bearing of a fairy wind and bones, and he didn't dare to slack off. He lowered his head and said: "The kid is dull, and Uncle Liu is worried." ”
"The old man came here for a banquet, but his surname is not Liu."
What, not surnamed Liu. This is the first guy I met today who is not surnamed Liu. The people who can participate in the family banquet of the Liu clan are not ordinary people, so you have to ask carefully.
"The kid is reckless, I don't know the old man's surname, what is the official position?"
"The old master Sima Ji has never been an official in the court, but he is just a diviner."
Diviner? Oh, it's a fortune teller. The fortune teller who can be invited by Liu Biao must not be an ordinary person, Yun Xiao desperately searched for the famous alchemists in his head.
"The old and decrepit view of the marquis has the style of Jia Yi back then, and he will become the pillar of my Han dynasty in the future."
Jia Yi? Oh, I remembered it, he was the Sima Ji master who talked to Song Zhong and Jia Yi, and the old guy who almost killed the two big guys. Yun Xiao looked at the old guy in front of him with twelve points of vigilance, ready to slip away at any time.
Jia Yi, a generation of sages, almost made him say dead, and his big man seedling couldn't withstand the toss of his old man. Scourge, there's a little guy over there touching the dancer's ass, I can get it for you if you need it.
"Oh, why does Master Hou look like this. seems to be very afraid of the old man's appearance, Hou Ye, what do you think of the old man's pendant? ”
As he spoke, Sima Jizhu's raised hand suddenly opened, and with a bang, a jade nude pendant chasing a silver chain hung down. This nude pendant is obviously carved from high-quality mutton fat jade, and the nude girl on it is even more vivid, shaking slightly as if her facial expressions are alive.