Eighty-eight, you can't tell jokes when eating

So everyone sat down, first put on four plates of cold dishes, specially for wine and rice, Xue Pan saw that what was put on the table was Zhenjiang vinegar smoked fish, ham shredded sesame oil mixed with celery, bad duck paw duck letter, and a Songjiang mud snail with his daughter pickled, so he smiled, "I don't drink alcohol this time, why did I make trouble with these snacks?" ”

"The old lady just said that I was not allowed to drink, and she didn't say that Brother Pan was not allowed to drink," Daiyu smiled, "You just have to drink." ”

"Sister, your stomach is weak, you can't eat this mud snail, otherwise I'm afraid of stomach trouble."

"You don't understand, this mud snail is the most delicious thing in the world, comparable to a puffer fish, so you can't eat it there?" Xue Pan smiled and picked up several mud snails with ebony inlaid silver chopsticks, and shook his head with a slight snort, "I have been out there for many days, but I haven't eaten this authentic southern dish for a long time." ”

Although it was possible to drink, Xue Pan still didn't drink it, so he asked the girl to pour a bowl of tea, and began to eat the mud snail. ”

Aunt Xue nodded, "This soup can be used as wine." So he asked the girl to pour a bowl for everyone, and while she was talking, a sauerkraut and white meat conpoy pot was served steaming, the small stove was lit hot, the tongue of fire licked the pottery stove, and the sour soup was spitting hot bubbles, this is not a dish from the south, Aunt Xue also felt strange, and without waiting to ask, the mother-in-law on the ground came to report: "It was the pot given by the old lady." ”

"This really doesn't make sense," Aunt Xue said with a smile, "I haven't honored the old lady yet, but I'm going to bias the old lady's food." ”

So he sent someone to go to Jia's mother to thank him, Xue Pan was a little tired, but he also knew that this was the rule of courtesy, "and not busy," he persuaded Aunt Xue, "I came back from Tianzhu, I haven't greeted the old lady yet, let's run over next time to thank you, maybe the old lady is taking a nap at this time, it's not good to disturb it." ”

So the matter was pressed, and the maids came up with the dishes again, including Suzhou's cherry meat, Taihu Lake Sanbai, Nanjing's lion's head, osmanthus salted duck, and Yangzhou's sauce pork ribs, stinky mandarin fish, Jinling's, the south of the dishes are complete, everyone is also very happy, especially Lin Daiyu, to eat the sweet and sour Suzhou cuisine, it is really a rare appetite, with the help of tea, but eat most of the bowl of colorful lotus leaves Jun kiln bowl of rice.

Everyone talked and laughed, and there was no rule that the big family ate without saying a word, and after laughing and eating these, the mother-in-law in the kitchen came up to say, "The cook told the uncle, there is a temporary emergency, but there is nothing special to prepare, fortunately, there are new winter bamboo shoots, plus some hoof tendons gold and silver feet, simmering a bowl of soup out of the fire, I am afraid that the heat will not be enough, but also ask the wife and the aunt and girls to forgive." ”

Xue Pan doesn't care much about these things, although he is a glutton, but there is a reason for this, and there is no need to blame, hearing this, he nodded and smiled, "Needless to say, it's okay." ”

So the maids brought another casserole up, opened it and took a look, only to see that after the white mist rose, there was a milky white soup revealed in the casserole, and the room was filled with a strange fragrance, Xiangling was also a Jinling person, smelling this smell, couldn't help but light up in the eyes, Xue Pan also nodded, "This winter bamboo shoot soup, smelling the fragrance is not wrong!" ”

Yang Liu gave everyone a big silver spoon to divide the soup, Daiyu picked up the small bowl, only to see the bamboo shoots in it like jade, the ham was bright red and translucent, the hoof tendons trembled, and a little green onion decoration, first sandwiched a piece of bamboo shoots and ate it carefully, and then took a bite of the hoof tendons, and then drank two mouthfuls of soup, the soup taste is delicate, the taste is smooth, it is indeed delicious, and I can't help but nod, "This soup is really good." ”

Just when everyone was tasting, Xue Pan's eyebrows were dancing when he had already drunk, and he took the fire soup to make a bowl of rice, and ate it in a hurry, "This old Wu, what do you say that the heat can't be cooked, I think it's really delicious." ”

"The smoke is a little bigger," Aunt Xue said with a smile, "It's true that the heat is too big, and the fire is boiling, but there is no slow cooking, so although the taste is good, but if you taste it carefully, there is not much aftertaste." ”

Aunt Xue's style is the glutton, and Xue Pan poured half a bowl of rice and ate it with soup, "Mrs. also asks for a higher price, I think it's good." ”

When everyone saw Xue Pan's sweet food, they couldn't help but laugh, and Baochai said angrily, "That is, the people in our family will not say anything strange, if they go out and see others, they still think that my brother will not be able to eat at home." ”

"Eating outside is entertainment, eating is not the purpose at all, eating at home, that is eating, eating with the family, where are there so many scruples? Naturally, how comfortable is it, besides," Xue Pan patted his stomach, "I eat so sweetly, do you think this meal is extraordinarily sweet and delicious?" For example, Sister Sister and Sister Lin, you two, oh, by the way, and Xiangling's little girl, you are all too thin, haven't you heard anything outside? It's all about the two of you! ”

Baochai hurriedly said, "What can you say outside about me and Lin Yatou?" Don't be my brother, you're making it up again, right? ”

"That's right, what Sister Bao said is very true," Daiyu smiled, her big black eyes turned and turned, "Brother Pan, you just came back, how do you know what the outside is talking about us?" It must be making up something! ”

"Absolutely not," Xue Pan hurriedly shook his hand, "I am an honest and reliable little Langjun, and I will never make up words, you don't know yet," Xue Pan said mysteriously, "You occasionally go out, the little guys outside will never dare to breathe, this is all calm and hold your breath!" ”

"This is strange," Aunt Xue said strangely, "Although the rules of your aunt's house are big, they are not so big that no one is allowed to breathe, why do the little guys want to be like this when they see your sister and Sister Lin?" Even if Brother Feng is at home, no one is so afraid. ”

"Mom still listens to my brother's nonsense," Baochai laughed, "he must be lying." ”

"No lies."

The women asked Xue Pan to say why this is the case, "Little guys," Xue Pan stretched out his hand and nodded at Daiyu and Baochai, "Why don't you dare to come out at all, I didn't know it before, that day I heard Zhen'er explain it and suddenly realized, they said, I'm afraid of a big breath, blowing down Miss Lin, blowing Miss Xue!" ”