Chapter 46: Referring to a Deer as a Horse
Zhao Gao is already a veritable shemale, not a human but a demon. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info borrowed Yun Chun'er's hand to solve Feng Quji and Gongsun Long. Looking at Xianyang City, he has no opponents.
The others are not enough, and the only one who has enough weight is Gongzi Ying, who is like a koala. However, Zhao Gao is still not at ease, in his worldview, all opponents or potential opponents are enemies. For the enemy, it must be as ruthless as winter, and the so-called fighting with the sky and the earth and fighting with people is endless!
But it's really hard to say about potential opponents, so it's hard for you to kill everyone who threats. Who's going to fuck that? In terms of pulling people to work, Zhao Gao has a clear understanding of himself. Rectifying people is his main business, and letting him deal with government affairs is to catch the blind. Besides, kill one of you today and one tomorrow. Killing and killing has become the revenge of ten thousand people, so how can the fuck live his life.
However, Zhao Gao is a smart person, and smart people can always come up with a way to come up with an unexpected way.
Zhao Gao's method is very simple, that is, to play a game.
Today is the day of the Great Pilgrimage, and the courtiers are standing at the gate of Xianyang Palace as usual. Recently, the atmosphere in Xianyang City has been very strange, and the courtiers are like fertilized rabbits. I don't come out at home, and today I have such an opportunity to breathe. How can we not exchange information with each other well, some well-informed people have already learned that today's great court meeting will recommend a new prime minister.
In the past, Prime Minister of Great Qin was simply a head-breaking position. One person is below ten thousand people, and one of the three princes of the first hundred officials is not called in vain. Everyone who ascends to the position of prime minister will gain great benefits and benefits for the family.
But the current situation is completely different, since Lu Wei didn't start the Great Qin Prime Minister, there was no good end. LΓΌ Buwei was killed, Changping Jun defected, and it was not clear that he would win and die proudly. Before Gongsun Long's ass was hot, his head was hung on the city wall to attract flies.
If you count from the time after Changping Jun, the mortality rate of Prime Minister Daqin actually reached 100%. In such a high-risk position, people who don't have a little courage really can't do it.
The courtiers' discussions "buzzed" and "buzzed", and tens of thousands of flies seemed to be hovering in front of the gate of Xianyang Palace. Zhao Tuo looked at these ignorant courtiers, and said in his heart: I'm afraid some of you won't be able to go home today.
The ceremonial officials sang and shouted, and the courtiers quickly lined up in two columns according to the civil and military forces. The palace gate of Xianyang Palace is opened, and the bells and drums are ringing. The courtiers slowly entered the Xianyang Palace and made a careful discovery. The Praetorian Army at the gate seems to have increased a lot today. Even the palace walls were full of soldiers with sharp blades, and the atmosphere seemed to be a little solemn and tense.
However, at this time, he had already entered the Xianyang Palace, and the royal road was also full of soldiers holding halberds. It is impossible to want to talk to each other, or to pretend to be sick and quit halfway.
Soon the courtiers walked to the entrance of the Xuanmur Palace, where everything seemed to be normal. It's just that the murderous aura on the faces of those soldiers can't be hidden. The courtiers who were as attentive as a hair "chuckled" in their hearts, knowing that something big would happen today.
Today's court meeting Yun Chun'er did not come, and the courtiers also understood. After all, women have uncomfortable days every month, and besides, this Empress Dowager Yun has always had little interest in court politics. She just cared if the supreme power was in her hands, as for some recitals and stuff. She didn't bother to look at it, and she didn't bother to care. In the past, many things were handled by Prime Minister Gongsun Long, but now ...... Not sure who's doing these things.
Hu Hai walked into the outside of the Xuanshu Hall in court clothes, and saw his courtiers from across. Nodding slightly, the chamberlain next to him shouted, "The king has arrived!" β
"See the King!" The courtiers saluted one after another, and some sharp-eyed guys found that Zhao Gao was following behind Hu Hai, looking like a thief. The fox-like eyes kept looking at the courtiers in the ceremony. The courtiers had the illusion that the object of their gift was not Hu Hai, but him Zhao Gao.
But no matter how Zhao Gao followed, he could only go to his own position. The seat in the center would not dare to sit even if he was killed.
Hu Hai sat down in his seat, glanced at the courtiers and said, "No courtesy!" The voice that had not yet changed was full of children's voices, and although it also echoed in the main hall, there was no trace of solemnity. This point is not a little worse than his Lao Tzu Jing Er. If you want to shock these courtiers, I am afraid you can only use the residual power left by your ancestors.
Zhao Gao peeked at the little king around him, he suddenly felt that he was so talented, he actually succumbed to the hands of a child and a woman, which was too unreasonable for him. At this moment, his heart was filled with a cry! Princes and generals, rather have a kind!
"There is a book to play early in class, and there is nothing to retreat!" The shrill voice of the waiter sounded again, and the kung fu of this waiter was obviously a big difference between Qiandu and Zhao Gao. When this sentence is shouted, people immediately think of a chicken strangled by the neck.
Zhao Gao hurriedly gathered his mind and stood up and said: "King Qiqi, the minister recently got a horse, and now he is specially dedicated to the king." β
"Oh, Dr. Goshi got a BMW. It's strange, since the friendship with Ping Liang. My Great Qin cut off the trade between the Xiongnu horse and the BMW of the Western Regions, how did the Imperial Doctor get this BMW? Xiao Huhai asked Zhao Gaodao with a smile.
Zhao Gao hated it in his heart, this kid actually blatantly exposed the scars of his smuggling. Standing there, I didn't know what to say for a while.
Hu Hai was very happy to see Zhao Gao's appearance, and Gongsun Long had been teaching him studies since he was five years old. Jing Er does not return to the harem all year round, and Hu Hai is no different from a child who grew up in a single-parent family. In the past few years, Hu Hai has long regarded Gongsun Long as his father. But Zhao Gao, a bastard, actually killed Gongsun Long.
He was a little child who was afraid of his mother, and he didn't dare to say anything to Yun Chun'er. But he really hated Zhao Gao, and he hated Zhao Gao for killing Gongsun Long, who was as kind as his father. Being able to embarrass Zhao Gao today made Xiao Huhai excited.
The courtiers quietly watched the battle between the two monarchs and ministers, and they all stood on the shore anyway. Whoever wins is the boss. Now in the water, the consequences are unpredictable. God knows, it is Zhao Gao, who controls the real power, who will win. Or Hu Hai, who has the legitimacy of the royal family, will win!
"Uh......! The king should take a look at this BMW first, it is a good horse in a thousand. Dr. Ma said it can walk 1,000 times a day and 800 nights. It is indeed a great blessing that my Great Qin has obtained this divine horse spirit horse. Zhao Gao did not answer Hu Hai's words, but picked up the horse and praised it. Hu Hai is young, and curiosity is the most important age. As long as his curiosity is aroused, the following drama can be successfully performed.
Sure enough, Zhao Gao poked Hu Hai's pulse, and the little boy around ten years old was the most curious. Hearing Zhao Gao say this, his hatred for Zhao Gao was diluted a lot by his curiosity. I don't know what kind of horse can deserve such a title. Could it be that Zhao Gao really found such a horse? If only I had a good look!
"Doctor Yushi, since you want to sacrifice this horse to Lonely. Then take it to the main hall and let the courtiers see it. What a famous horse, such a miraculous horse. Hu Hai secretly hid a heart, in case the horse had the slightest flaw. You can take this opportunity to taunt Zhao Gao in front of the ministers.
Hu Hai's hatred for Zhao Gao was already very deep, if it weren't for Yun Chun'er's suppression. Maybe someone would have been sent to kill Zhao Gao a long time ago, and as for the crime, ......! The royal law was established by him, and it doesn't matter whether he is guilty or not.
Zhao Gao smiled secretly in his heart, sure enough, this kid was fooled. As long as you are fooled, today I want to see who else in the court is not convinced by me, and which people are sincere to themselves. It was a good idea that he had thought about for a long time, and he didn't even tell his closest entourage in order to keep it a secret.
"No! Come, bring the horse up and offer it to the king! Zhao Gao responded to the promise and ordered outside.
Soon a servant-like guy led the way...... The deer walked in. Under the horrified gaze of the courtiers, he walked without squinting. When he came to the Dan Xi, he stood still. Holding the halter tightly in his hand, it seems that he is really leading a horse.
It was so quiet in the Xuanshu Hall that there was not even a cough. Everyone looked at Zhao Gao like a fool, and didn't understand that he was offering a horse and he got a deer to dry his hair.
Zhao Gao didn't speak, just looked at the deer with a smile. His face was full of appreciation, as if he was really looking at a divine horse.
In the end, he was young, and Hu Hai couldn't hold his breath first. Looking at Zhao Gao, he said suspiciously: "Doctor Yushi, this is obviously a deer." How do you say horse? Can't you even tell the difference between a deer and a horse? β
"King Qiyu, this is obviously a horse. How could it be a deer? You're wrong, my lord! If you don't believe it, ask the courtiers, is this a deer or a horse? Zhao Gao was still smiling, and his expression did not show the slightest hint of panic.
"Deer?" Hu Hai looked at the little waiter beside him in disbelief, and the little waiter shook his head like a fan with wide eyes. Apparently, he decided it was a horse. Hu Hai's performance restored some confidence, and he began to blush at the beginning of his wavering. I am also angry that Zhao Gao dared to coax him every day!
But when he turned his head to look at the old chamberlain beside him, the old chamberlain was nodding. This makes Hu Hai very messy, it stands to reason that this old servant is old, he shouldn't be mistaken!
The messy Hu Hai could only cast his questioning eyes on the ministers, but the knowledgeable ministers in the past. It seems to have transformed into a mute or a wood carving clay sculpture, either brushing his beard and not saying yes, or closing his eyes and not squeaking. Anyway, no one spoke up after the killing.
They are all human spirits who have been mixed in the court for a lifetime, and they can't see what Zhao Gao means. Those who closed their eyes couldn't stand it, and some wanted to refute it, but they were afraid that Zhao Gao would retaliate afterwards. Some people even want to support Zhao Gao, and they are hesitating whether they should let go of this face.
It turns out that there are a lot of shameless guys in the Great Qin Imperial Court. Doctor Yu Kuang stood up and said, "King, this is a BMW!" You see this horse has horns on its head and is slender. The thighs are pointed and thin, and the coat color is much more beautiful than that of ordinary horses. This is a good horse that is unique in ten thousand, and Daqin has this auspicious rui, indicating that my Daqin will prosper the country. Unify China and sweep away all disobedience. Congratulations to the king! The minister is the Great Qin He! β
This Yu Kuang said while still fiddling excitedly. It's like you're really complimenting a peerless horse!
Hu Hai's wide mouth can be stuffed with eight eggs. Is this really a horse ......?
Gongzi Ying closed her eyes tightly, and couldn't bear to see this ugly scene appear in Daqin's court. Since Shang Jun built Xianyang City, it was established as the capital of the Great Qin State. There has never been such a ridiculous scene in this Xuanshu hall, this ...... It's just heartbreaking, appalling.
"Gloom! You say, this is ......! Is this a horse? "Huhai had just regained a little bit of confidence, and he was thrown back to the country of Java. Could this really be a horse?
"Of course it's a horse, my lord. What else could it be? "Since Yu Kuang chose to be shameless, he simply didn't want to be shameless to the end. looked at Hu Hai in amazement, as if he had seen something unbelievable.
Hu Hai was messy, and his eyes swept over the faces of the courtiers. Whoever he sweeps, his head lowers. Some of them were shameless, and they nodded like chickens pecking rice. said words that echoed Yu Kuang, and for a while, this deer really became a horse under the crowd.
"Uncle Wang, you also said that this is a horse?" After looking around, no one said that it was a deer. Hu Hai completely collapsed, and said to Gongziying as if asking for help.
"This ......!" Gongziying's heart at this time is that heaven and man are at war, whether to tell the truth or not. Not to mention, he felt sorry for the ancestors and ancestors who had presided over the Xuanshu Palace. said that he would become Zhao Gao's next target. Powerful characters like Gongsun Long and Feng Quji were all destroyed by Zhao Gao overnight. How can you ...... yourself!
"Uncle Wang, if you have something to say, just say it. Is this a deer or a horse, Uncle Wang ......! β
Hu Hai's voice Uncle Wang made Gongziying's heart churn, this world is my win's. It must not fall into the hands of this eunuch, today is to fight for his life, and he must stop this Zhao Gao. Otherwise, he will be a descendant of the Win clan in vain.
Thinking of this, Gongziying opened her eyes. looked at Zhao Gao and said word by word: "Do you think that you can cover the sky with one hand with your own strength." Doctor Yushi, why do you ask for deer for horses? β
"Uncle Wang, where did you start, this is a horse! Zhao Gao is confused, you see that the courtiers are not confused. They all said it was a horse, not a deer. Uncle Wang, has there been more Panheng Chunxiang Mansion recently, and his eyes are a little flowery? Zhao Gao's words immediately caused a burst of laughter, and Gongzi Ying's face turned red like fire.
Exposing people does not expose their shortcomings, Zhao Gao actually exposed his shortcomings in public. It's true that an uncle can bear it, and an aunt can't bear it either.
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Yun Hao accidentally traveled to the Tang Dynasty. As a human being in two lives, Yun Hao wants to live a life of eating and waiting for death. But Li Yuan didn't intend to let him go, and the great wise and wise Li Er didn't intend to let him go. The eldest grandson is a black-bellied girl, and Qin Qiong is a porcelain toucher. The famous Cheng Biting Jin is actually ......
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