Yunhou stopped, saw the two children arguing, and asked why.

One son said: "I go near at the beginning of the sunrise, and I am far away in the middle of the day." ”

A child is far away at the beginning of the day, and the middle of the day is near.

A son said: "The beginning of the day is as big as a car cover, and the middle of the day is like a plate, this is not for the far small and the near is big?" ”

Yi'er said: "The beginning of the day is cool and cool, and the middle of the day is like a soup, which is not hot for the near and cold for the far?" ”

Yunhou can't decide.

The two children smiled and said, "Who knows more about you?" ”

The Yan family Zhuangzi is a magical place, and such a thing as the two children arguing about the day can happen to almost anyone. Yun Xiao did not let his gang of killers be stationed in Zhuangzi, he was afraid of disturbing the peace and tranquility of Zhuangzi. This is a dream peach blossom paradise, and there are really beautiful women in the peach blossom garden.

"Why does Yunhou not live in a military tent but like to live in a thatched hut?"

"The mountain is not high, but the name of the immortal. The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin. The moss marks are green, and the grass is green. There is a lot of talk and laughter, and there is no white ding. Yun can live in this place that is not stained with mortal dust, which is really a blessing for three lives. ”

Yan Qing was dumbfounded, and Dong Zhongshu opened his mouth and stammered. Yan Xian's eyes were full of little stars, and her eyes were about to melt when she saw Yunxiao's eyes.

Since Da Yunxiao lived in the Yan family Zhuangzi, such wonderful sentences have kept appearing. Dong Zhongshu painfully felt that his junior sister's eyes looking at Yun Xiao had changed fundamentally, whether it was admiration, palpitation, envy, or appreciation. Anyway, the symptoms of a woman in love who are are the same. Even those students of their own have nothing to do and like to wander around the approachable Yunhou and discuss some academic things.

Looking at Yun Xiao pointing east and west, the guide said north. Dong Zhongshu sadly discovered that the era of monkeys has ended, and the era of being played by monkeys is about to begin.

Yun Xiao is doing his best to fool Goddess Yan and his father, there are good-looking and beautiful women, but it is indeed a rare breed to grow into such a demon. In my last life, I watched the photos and videos**, and in this life, it was easy to get caught. Not beating a fool and dragging him home is already the result of Lao Tzu's greatest restraint, anyway, a thousand words and a word, if you don't fool the goddess back to the Yun family, you will not give up.

In fact, in this world, as long as you dare to fool, any miracle can happen. As the saying goes: only the unexpected, not the unexpected.

"Master Hou, Miss Yan is here, and she has already arrived in the courtyard."

As a loyal minion of Yun Xiao, the goshawk with excellent eyesight climbed on the top of the grass hut and saw a qiē. From time to time, he whispered to Yun Xiao to report the latest location of the goddess, and Yun Xiao's telescope was now in his hand, monitoring Yan Xian's haunts around the clock.

Yun Xiao looked at the plum blossoms in the courtyard, the blood-red remnant sun reflected on his back.

"Whoever disturbs my heart, today is a day of trouble. Whoever forsakes me, he shall not remain in the day of yesterday. ”

After speaking, he made an impassioned and bitter hatred, and raised his head in the direction of the setting sun. A shining ruby in his hand shines in the sunset, how to say that he has gone through the baptism of Qiong Yao, Xi Juan, and Sanmao in his previous life, and he still has some experience in chasing girls. If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; If her heart is vicissitudes, take her on the merry-go-round.

Sure enough, Yun Xiao satisfied the inner pursuit of almost all little girls. Beautiful poetry and gorgeous jewelry have always been the most lethal things for women. One confuses the spirit, the other blinds the mind.

"Brother Yun Shi!" Yan Xian's eyes were already full of confusion, and she didn't know whether she was blinded by jewelry or confused by gorgeous poetry. Although the inheritance of the family, in that era when Mr. Zhu Xi was not yet born, there was no market for the words of heaven and reason, and girls were not bound by imagination.

"Oh, it turned out to be Miss Yan. In the next presumptuous, watching the sunset Hanmei felt a little, which made the young lady laugh. ”

"Brother Shi doesn't have to be so restrained, just call me little sister."

I don't know if it's the reflection of the sunset or other reasons, Yan Xian's face is inexplicably blushing. Set off the rustic farmhouse courtyard, it is really a fool to see the beauty of the scenery and the clouds, and the silence in the courtyard is better than the sound at this time.

"Little sister, you are so beautiful. There is no such thing as a thousand autumns! Pleasing to the eye is a beauty! Alluring the country and the city! Shocking to the world! The fugue blurted out the sentence and slipped out of Yun Xiao's mouth.

"Brother Shi!"

Yan Xian has been almost fainted by gorgeous poems, it seems that Yan Xian, who has been handed down from poetry books since childhood, loves gorgeous poems more than jewelry.

Yun Xiao stepped forward and gently held up Yan Xian's hand. It is necessary to strike while the iron is hot, and Yunxiao contains this deeply. At the beginning, his wife was knocked down by a huge pearl necklace, and Yun Xiao easily won it in a small hotel of sixty yuan. At this moment, it's just that the pearl necklace has been replaced with a pirated poem that doesn't cost anything.

Such poems, how many clouds and clouds. 300 Tang poems are not enough, so take Song Ci to make up the number. It's really not good, Cao Gong's Dream of Red Mansions Yunxiao has also seen it.

Yan Xian twitched Rouyi gently, and let Yun Xiao hold it tightly without twitching. The two pairs of young eyes were generating endless attraction, with two excited faces getting closer and closer, snorting to snorting, spraying on the itching sensation on the face. Yan Xian slowly closed her eyes, and her long eyelashes kept shaking.

As Yun Xiao's lips approached, Yan Xian's nose opened and closed rapidly, and his little heart was nervous and almost popped out. The hand held by Yun Xiao also kept trembling, and Yun Xiao gently hugged Yan Xian's small waist. When Yun Xiao's hand touched Yan Xian's waist, Yan Xian shivered like an electric shock, and then collapsed into Yun Xiao's arms.

Yun Xiao's lips slowly pressed down towards the pair of cherry red.

"Yunhou!"

Dong Zhongshu's hateful shout came from the door.

Yan Xian quickly bounced out of Yun Xiao's arms with a rabbit-like body, and the skin on his neck was all dyed with shy pink, which made Yun Xiao hate.

Masako who got it, ah, no, it's a beauty that flew.

Rats in the soup pot, maggots on the surface of the feet. is talking about people like Dong Zhongshu, Yun Xiao has the urge to rush up and strangle him. It's okay to hide at home and write about the three strategies of heaven and man that have plagued China for thousands of years, but they just ran to bad Lao Tzu's good deeds. If eyes can kill, Dong Zhongshu's body is probably full of bullet holes at this time.

"Oh, my sister is here too." Dong Zhongshu does not have the slightest ideological awareness of bad people and good deeds. Seeing Yan Xian here, he seemed to be taken aback.

"Ah, uh...... I'm going to discuss the poems with Brother Yun Shi. Yan Xian said Ai Ai.

"Oh, Yunhou has another masterpiece. Does Dong have ears? ”

"It's just an occasional feeling, what does Mr. Dong have to say here?"

"The family teacher sent me to invite Yunhou to a banquet in the evening." Dong Zhongshu presented the prayer with both hands, and the etiquette was thoughtful without any flaws.

"Oh, thank you, Mr. Yan. In the evening, Yun must have come to the door to disturb him. Yun Xiao returned the gift to Dong Zhongshu according to the number of courtesies. took the time to squeeze his eyes at Yan Xian, and Yan Xian was so ashamed that he turned around and ran.

Dong Zhongshu looked embarrassedly at the junior sister who had always been calm and generous, and became cramped and uneasy, and even ran away without the slightest way.

It is a good thing for the future father-in-law to invite him to dinner, and he must go if he can't go. Yun Xiao specially took out his fur coat, this was an important meeting, and gifts were indispensable. Yun Xiao plans to bring the goddess home at this banquet reasonably, dragging mud and water is definitely a precursor to failure, and cutting through the mess quickly is the guarantee of victory.

You must not let go of the woman who you have loved all your life in your previous life, and the old man dares not to agree to Lao Tzu to learn a trick of robbing people. Anyway, when it comes to Dahan, I haven't done anything to bully men and women. In these years, as a nobleman, it is a vocation to fish and meat the people, and they are embarrassed to greet others without robbing a few people's daughters.

For the sake of the goddess, Yun Xiao is ready to use the privileges of the nobility. Anyway, Lao Tzu has soldiers in his hands, and you still fought Batu?

After showering and changing, in order to show respect. Yun Xiao decided to walk to Yan Qing's house.

Xiaobai followed Yun Xiao out of the door, and was pushed back by Yun Xiao. Take this guy and scare the old man again. Xiaobai walked back aggrievedly, lying in the room looking angry.

Yan Qing stood at the door with his five sons to greet Yun Xiao, and the etiquette could be regarded as giving Yun Xiao enough face. A great Confucian like him was courteous to Liu Qi even when he entered Weiyang Palace. Gaozu Liu Bang once specially decreed that Yan Hui be crowned a saint and enjoy the same sacrificial rites as Confucius. This is a great honor for any family, and among the Confucian scholars of the Han Dynasty, only the descendants of Confucius and Mencius can compete with the Yan family.

Yan Qing's eldest son is nearly fifty, and his hair is gray. He also had a hunched back and looked more like a farmer who worked all year round, as did his four brothers. It seems that the family motto of the Yan family is to be content with poverty and happy to be Taoist. has been eaten into the bones.

Yun Xiao looked at the youngest fifth child, who was already three o'clock, and calculated that the future old man would have a little girl like Yan Xian in his fifties. For Yan Qing, Yun Xiao still admires him very much. I secretly prayed in my heart that I would have such an achievement when I was almost sixty.

The etiquette is outrageously cumbersome, with several bows to be made at a meeting and an introduction, and the angles are different, and Yun Xiao, who is not familiar with Confucian etiquette, often makes mistakes. provoked the future brother-in-law to be very dissatisfied, thinking that Yun Xiao was neglecting his family.

Yun Xiao ignored these guys, for the sake of the goddess, he thought that his face was made of rubber, and the bullets were all prevented, and he was afraid of your eyes?

Finally survived the entrance ceremony, Yun Xiao felt that the girlfriends who tortured themselves in front of his wife's boudoir in the future were much more generous than these brothers-in-law now, at least people were open-minded when they saw money. Unlike these few people who don't eat oil and salt, their big skull is only made by goshawks beating more than a hundred minks. Aunt Wei took a lot of thought for a stitch.