Chapter 70 People grow old and become fine
The people in the Ministry of Civil Affairs are all ****.
These words were said by Feng An's old staff, when he was scolding, the original words were like this:, Ministry of Civil Affairs.
Later, it was widely spread, and many people around the non-Four Heavenly Kings could not enter the center, so they were somewhat resentful. And the disaster that came in Zhenguan 123 was simply amazing.
Then there is disaster relief, it is not a matter for the money to be stuck in the Ministry of Civil Affairs, if you don't charge a waiter for 8,000 yuan, why are you called an official? This is a Jingguan!
In addition to fighting the Turks and disaster relief, the Ministry of War asked the Ministry of Civil Affairs to extend its hand; Then he prayed for rain and prayed to heaven, and the Ministry of Rites asked the Ministry of Civil Affairs to stretch out his hand; The imperial examination has increased, the number of officials has increased, and the Ministry of Officials has to give enough, and the Ministry of Officials asks the Ministry of Civil Affairs to stretch out their hands......
In short, a thousand words and one sentence: the people in the Ministry of Civil Affairs are all ****.
Hedong and Hebei were abused more miserably, and in the end, it actually developed into a local adjutant with people and horses to the capital to beg the Ministry of People to have mercy on us.
Hey, it really made them ask for money. Because at that time, Du Ruhui said that he was going to die, and the emperor was sad, and he was ready to let Dai Xuan inspect the school officials, after all, even if Du Tianwang died physically, there would still be a successor to his political will. As a result, Lao Du did not die, and the emperor had to show mercy and give the employees a little welfare.
So there was the Hedong and Hebei disaster relief grains, nominally speaking, it was an explanation to the people who were hurt by the Turkic Khitan and other barbarians. And there are a number of tax exemption provisions, although the last ones are similar to turtle belly, no one is a bird.
But the disaster is not only Hedong, Hebei, Henan, Huainan, Jiangnan, Shannan, everyone is in the same company, you can't favor one over the other, Li Dong.
And because there are bigwigs in Hedong and Hebei, the effect of "running the department and getting money" is different. What's in Gangnam? It's nothing more than Yu Shinan and the like, meaningless.
So everyone gathered in Pingkangfang, while hugging and fluttering eyebrows. While discussing national affairs, there are also fellow villagers around who are flattering and paying tribute, in short, the atmosphere must be good.
The bureaucrats in Hebei said: We are poor!
The bureaucrats in Huainan were not convinced: Are you poor and reasonable?
Hebei people are too lazy to take care of it, isn't it obvious? A real warrior who doesn't need to look back at the weak chickens. The bureaucrats of Huainan Province wilted like frosted eggplants. Then I suddenly found that my colleagues on the other side of the river were not there. As soon as I inquired, it turned out that my colleagues in Gangnam Province were crying in the toilet......
Life is so difficult.
The only consensus is: the people in the Ministry of Civil Affairs are all ****.
Although it is said that because of the avoidance of everyone's public, it is still called the household department, but when you exchange feelings in private, you don't have so many scruples, after all, it is easy to call.
"Dai Xuanyin heard that he was going to be promoted to the post of secretary of the Ministry of Civil Affairs."
"Du Gong Baoju, Taiji Palace Gong Tui, because he advocated the construction of Gongcang Yicang to prepare for famine. His Majesty even allowed him to participate in the government's politics. ”
"What?! Participating in government affairs? ”
"Doesn't that mean ......"
Dai Xuan Dai Xuanyin became the prime minister, in short, not an ordinary person.
In a certain flower street alley in Pingkangfang, Liu Hongji, who was drunk, returned to Beijing to report on his work, he was a little entangled in the wind and the water, after all, when he came back from Yizhou, he always felt that his mood was more distorted.
The Lu family's money is not easy to take.
Before the Lu family's power shrank from the Youzhou lands. Liu Hongji, in the name of Yizhou Thorn History, helped the Lu family circle a lot of land. In fact, Yongye Tian is not Yongye Tian. That's a matter of paper. He Liu Hongji made a comeback, how could he be downcast for a lifetime?
At that time, Li Daozong was mixed with the secretary of the criminal department, Hou Junji was mixed with the secretary of the military department, Duan Lun got the position of the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, Liu Hongji took a look, this is not right. The old man was also very good back then, how could the more mixed the gap became, the bigger the gap? The old man wants to go against the sky.
As soon as he decided to go against the sky, the Lu family was pressed by Li Dong on the ground and rubbed vigorously, rubbed, rubbed. The devil's pace, Liu Hongji was careless, and he fell into the pit.
This time I went back to Beijing, first, I wanted to sell cuteness to Li Dong, second, I wanted to calm the end of the previous operation for the Lu family, and third, I knelt down and licked the big cow in Beijing to help get back to Chang'an, and the worst was Taiyuan or Luoyang.
There's no way, Li Keshi has been taken away, and he's afraid of it. Besides, who doesn't know that Zhang De is going to Hebei with a large group of people? He didn't let Zhang Degao look at him when he showed his old face, how hurtful it was.
"Lang Jun, drink one more time."
There are also a few serious families in this alley, and one of them specializes in half-closed business, but it is also half a good family. After her husband died, she had no relatives, no children under her knees, and no other livelihood, only a good skin and flesh. The color of the snow can't be said, but it is compared with the white face; The red lips are not as good as cinnabar, but they are like cherries; It is also a wonderful thing that his own man knows, one tightens and one shrinks, which is pleasant and refreshing.
I don't know which one chose to spread this wonderful, and it immediately attracted countless followers.
Liu Hongji returned to Beijing to relieve his boredom, and after a refreshing "Jade", "Guanyin Sitting on the Lotus", "Golden Rooster Independence" and so on, his mind became brighter, and he thought about things more and more coherently.
At that moment, he suddenly pondered: The old man can't find Zhang Caozhi, can't he still find Zhang Hongshen?
Zhang Gongjin and Tang Jian have a good relationship, Tang Jian and Liu Hongji have both worked together, and they are old friends. If this is a detour, Hebei's matter, wouldn't it be done? At that time, if you can get more benefits, maybe it's not impossible to mix them up.
So the plump and white lady next to her persuaded her to drink, Lao Liu drank a few glasses, played a few novel tricks, threw two pieces of silver cakes from China Resources, and walked towards the door with a ruddy face.
Just as he was about to get into the carriage at the entrance of the alley, a knight roared by.
"Whew-"
The horse was a war horse, and as soon as the knight pulled the reins, he immediately raised his front hooves and kicked twice in the air before he landed heavily with a thud.
"Old Wang Ba, I'm blind, can I walk!"
, the old man was almost killed by you, but the result was still the old man's fault?
Liu Hongji saw that it was a war horse, and then saw that the knight was good, it was the cloak and riding boots of the Anbei Metropolitan Protectorate, and suddenly sneered: "This Xiaolang, you want to say that...... The old man just lay down. ”
I think that back then, Lao Liu was a horse thief who was chased and intercepted by more than a dozen state capitals, and even Tuyuhun and the party members hated itchy, and the hob meat stinks hooligans, and he is talking about Liu Hongji.
So Lao Liu, with a disdainful look, was about to go to the ground.
Ordinary people really can't do such a thing. However, Lao Liu has done this kind of thing all his life, and it is not worth it at all.
"Oops! This is not Liu Gong, the little nephew just frightened Liu Gong, he really deserves death, and I hope that Liu Gong will forgive his sins and atone for his sins. ”
The knight ripped off the cloak of the Anbei Metropolitan Protectorate, and took off the deerskin hat of the two Han winds, revealing his true face, which was actually the San Lang of the Cheng family, the overlord of Wubenfang, and the dogleg of Zhang Caozhi.
The new hatred and the old hatred went together, Liu Hongji's old face was gone, he rolled on the spot, and then exerted his strength violently, shouting: "Fang Cai Saburo galloped very coolly, but he hit the old man, and the old man didn't tighten when he fell, but this ancestral jade pendant ......"
Lao Liu took out a jade pendant that had just been broken from his arms, spread it out in his palm, and showed it to Cheng Chubi.
Cheng Laosan's face turned green, knowing that this old thing was shameless, but he really didn't expect that people could be so shameless.
"Gong Liu, is it a little nephew, how much is this jade pendant worth? The little nephew is willing to pay, willing to pay ......"
Cheng Chubi wanted to whip this old bastard in the face, but then he remembered that this old man is now restored, not to mention, it is still the history of Yizhou's assassination, and he doesn't look at the four heavenly kings and alternate heavenly kings, it is really not a petty official.
Besides, Yizhou is a good place, agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry and fishery can be, there are various historical legends, and it is still stuck in the northwest pass of Hebei Province, and trade is also developed.
Besides, the eldest grandson Anye's mongrel trouble, his old Liu was implicated, and he was shot while lying down.
Now, lying down may not be able to get shot, just lying down can make Cheng Chubi get shot.
"This is an ancestral jade pendant, the old man killed Song Laosheng and broke Wei Wensheng, all relying on this ancestral jade pendant to bless ......"
"Gong Liu, make a price, and the little nephew will definitely satisfy you."
"Later, he made a comeback, relying on His Majesty's attention, and the old man carried this ancestral jade pendant and went to Hebei ......"
"Gong Liu, if you have something to say, as long as the little nephew can do it, try to do it."
There was no one in the alley, the carriage was blocked, and the war horses were snorting on the side, and the knight squatted there to ask for warmth, how warm the picture was, and passers-by didn't think much about it.
After 1,500 years, the official media of the imperial court will at least have a big headline: The most beautiful soldier of the Northern Protectorate!
Cheng Chubi is beautiful or not, and he won't say it first, but as soon as he said it, he saw that Lao Liu was a carp, and he actually stood up and patted the dust on his body. Suddenly Cheng Laosan was dumbfounded, and said in his heart: My brother didn't pay attention to this old thing when he saw it, he was really prescient, and he was only afraid of this old horseman's skills.
was thinking about it, but saw Liu Hongji smile: "Virtuous nephew, how can the old man accept your money?" This matter should not be brought up again. ”
Cheng Laosan was immediately overjoyed: "Thank you Liu Gong......"
"But the old man just has a little thing and wants San Lang to help."
"Uh......"
Cheng Chubi was like a duck pinched by the neck, and the whole person froze there.
"Liu Gong, please speak."
After all, it was a collision, in case this old thing is really shameless, Anbei Duhufu, I'm afraid it won't be very good.
What if this old bastard breaks his arm with a brick? Where will I reason then?
"I heard that the virtuous nephew received an invitation from Song Guogong?"
"Hmm. Didn't Gong Liu receive it? ”
Lao Liu's face turned red, and Cheng Chubi suddenly understood, Xiao Yu definitely didn't look down on this old rascal, it is estimated that Liu Hongji and Hou Junji were not invited directly. The two famous pieces of garbage, even Wei Chi Gong and Cheng Zhijie are not as good as their morality.
"This ...... At that time, can you bring the old man to the cultural meeting? ”
Xiao Yu recently took two talented princesses to brush up her popularity, and the mansion was very lively, and even the emperor was ready to save up for a holiday to call the queen over together.
Mother's ......
Hearing the request of the old bastard, Cheng Chubi was not good. (To be continued.) )
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