Put down the chopsticks and scold the cook, why do you have to catch the cook before this dish is done. Yun Xiao really wants to say that your grandmother doesn't want to eat anymore.

Didn't the history teacher who had glasses thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle say that this old lady had believed in Huang Laozhi all her life? How can this open his mouth and pop out a sentence without saying a word, and his mind is chaotic.

can't fight this old lady who is good at changing her face, and when she is pressed to the ground, Yun Xiao can only cry out for wrongdoing.

"The Queen Mother said that Weichen pretended to be a god and made a ghost, so who is the biggest god in the Han Dynasty? Although the art of ice making is magical, it is not something that cannot be achieved by manpower, why did the Queen Mother reprimand Weichen for being confused when she saw it? ”

"Well, let him go. The old body sees what else he can say, if you can't convince the old body, then you can prepare for the future. ”

The Queen Mother's face was peaceful, and her blind eyes looked ahead in confusion. It's not like a guy who opens his mouth and wants to die. The Dou clan experienced the brutal Lu rebellion back then, and her years of political career sharpened her mind. Anything that she couldn't understand, when she couldn't judge whether it was beneficial to herself, the old woman didn't worship but raised the butcher's knife for the first time, and it was the instinctive reaction of the political family to kill mistakes rather than leave hidden dangers.

"The greatest deity of the Han is the Son of Heaven of my Dahan. The whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister. The Son of Heaven represents God to manage the land of my Han, so the Son of Heaven is the greatest god of my Han.

Weichen dared to ask the Queen Mother, if Weichen was a demon, how could he dare to show off in front of His Majesty. How dare you be so calm in front of Your Majesty? ”

Natural monarchy, this is the theoretical basis for the emperors of the past dynasties to rule the world. Yun Xiao didn't believe that the Queen Mother would refute him at this point, because refuting Yun Xiao was also refuting herself. Without this theoretical basis, then the time for chaos in the world is not far off.

"This method of making ice has existed since ancient times, and it was created by Li Bing and his son in Shu before Qin. So far, temples have been built in the land of Bashu to worship Li Gong. Although this method of making ice was once lost, the family teacher inadvertently learned this method when he visited a friend in Mount Emei. If the queen mother doesn't believe it, she can send someone to visit Shuzhong, maybe there are still people who have learned this method. ”

I have no choice but to fool this blind old lady, otherwise I will hang here today. In the vast Shu, if you really want to send someone to investigate, I'm afraid that there will be no results in the three, five or seven years.

Sure enough, Yun Xiao's words were not revealed. People can't catch the pain in their feet, and the Queen Mother has thought about it again and again but hasn't come up with a reason. I felt that what Yun Xiao said made some sense, but I felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't think of it for a while.

"Mother, since this method of ice making has existed since ancient times. Don't be embarrassed by Yunhou, we'll have to eat his dishes later. Do you want Yunhou to go down and prepare first, it's noon, I'm a little hungry. ”

"Since the emperor has said so, let him go. The old body warns you, don't let the old body know that you have something to do, otherwise the old body will make you a dilemma of life and death. ”

Yun Xiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, not understanding the old lady's behavior. Are you too confident, threaten the cook before eating, and you are not afraid that I will put chin beans in your dish? After bowing down to thank him, Yun Xiao stepped back and went out, facing the emperor with his back and estimating that he would be arrested by the old lady again.

Back in the kitchen, Yun Xiao, who had palpitations, picked up the horse spoon angrily. While the people who were in charge of the kitchen were not paying attention, they spit out a big mouthful of saliva in the sweet and sour pork ribs. After thinking about it, he was puzzled, and spit out again in the cucumber mixed with cold skin. Damn, I almost peed my pants, and today I invite you to eat saliva. Yun Xiao was cursing this evil feudal society while mixing cold skin.

The first family had a large population, and sat at five tables. Liu Qi admired this kind of shape where everyone gathered around a table to eat, and was curious why the second floor of the table was turned. He and Liu Wu studied curiously for a long time, but they didn't come up with a reason.

Liu Qi felt that this would have the taste of a family. It's much better than a few seats for one person in the palace. The Queen Mother sat in the center, Liu Qi and Liu Wu on the left and right. Although it is a round table, it must not be out of order.

The old queen mother of Dou's sweet and sour pork ribs and cucumber cold skin is very fond of it, especially the cucumber mixed with cold skin, and she has to add it after eating two small bowls in a row.

Well, Yun Xiao admits that watching others eat their own saliva actually doesn't taste pleasant, and even a little nauseous.

"Yunhou."

Standing in the corner of the hall, Yun Xiao, who was feeling sorry, was startled by the voice behind him. When I looked back, it turned out to be Liu Xiaozhu, and I couldn't help but feel relieved. For this child who is loved by everyone like a ginseng doll, Yun Xiao also likes it from the bottom of his heart, I really don't know how the damn royal education made him a person who kills his children and grandchildren and destroys himself.

"Yunhou, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs."

Liu Xiaozhu said in a milky voice.

"Isn't there one on the table?"

"I don't eat the ribs on the table, I saw you spitting in the pot when you made the ribs."

Yun Xiao's eyes shrank to the size of a needle's nose in an instant, and he must not be allowed to say it, if Liu Qi knew that it was light to be buried alive. Glancing left and right, it is still inappropriate to kill people here.

"There's in the kitchen, you come with me to the kitchen."

"Don't lie to people, my mother said that when a person wants to lie to you, your eyes will roll, and you just turned your eyes. You must be trying to deceive me, let someone get me a big pot of ribs now, or I'll tell my father about your spit. ”

Who taught this ghost child, why don't you teach the child to be good, since he was a child, he taught these words and expressions to grow up and pay it back. Looking at those innocent and cunning eyes, Yun Xiao reluctantly admitted that the one in front of him was not a ginseng doll, but the great Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

Liu Xiaozhu put his finger in his mouth and pointed to the dishes on the table from time to time. As the names of the dishes popped out of his mouth, Yun Xiao had no choice but to relocate a table in the side room. The characteristic of this table is that it is large, and any dish is served in a large clay pot, and the style positioning is a rough mess.

Liu Xiaozhu invited his brothers and sisters with a lot of face, a group of dragon sons and dragon girls rushed up to shake off their cheeks, some short even went on the stool on the table, sitting on the table with chicken legs in one hand and bean sprouts in the other.

It wasn't until Lao Yu came over to report that the princes and princesses wanted to drink, Yun Xiao's head instantly became bigger.

These bear children actually want to drink, and one of Yun Xiao's heads is two big. In Liu Xiaozhu's threatening eyes, Yun Xiao still compromised. Drink you bear children to death, Yun Xiao cursed in a circle in his heart.

The concubines in the hall had already drunk their cheeks flushed, and they were wearing light gauze on this hot day. Yun Xiao only felt a piece of white flowers in front of him, and as soon as his nostrils were hot, he felt that something was flowing down. Don't look at indecent things, and the emperor's women can't look at it. Yun Xiao hurriedly ran out, causing some young concubines to cover their mouths and snicker.

Sitting bored in the shade of the steps, Yun Xiao now felt that the hall was full of Jurassic creatures. I just hope that these guys who eat the overlord's meal will quickly eat and drink and leave, and don't have the idea of staying in the Yun family Zhuangzi to harm themselves.

"Master Hou, hug"

The goshawk's youngest son, Cang Tian, came to Yun Xiao and stretched out two little hands to pounce on Yun Xiao. The little guy was not yet two years old, and he was at the age of babbling, and he was a little unsteady when he walked. It may be because of the mixed race, the little guy's skin is particularly white, and it is the cute color of white with red in the white. A pair of pale blue eyes are as pure as the water of Lake Baikal, and Yun Xiao sometimes feels that looking at these eyes even has a purifying effect on the soul.

There is no one in the Yun family who doesn't like this little guy, and Canghu and Cangxiong often hold the little guy's feet and let Cangtian stand in their big hands. Even Xiao Bai, who has always bullied people, let this little guy crawl around on his body, and even when the little guy grabbed Xiao Bai's beard, Xiao Bai just dodged, and was absolutely reluctant to use the slap.

Canghu was even pulled off a strand of beard, and the tears of pain came out, and he said that it didn't hurt, it didn't hurt.

Today, all the people in the Yun family are busy, and it is estimated that Goshawk's wife is also busy. So this little guy slipped out after taking a nap, a milk doll no one cares, the most unlikely assassination of the emperor here may be this doll.

Yun Xiao doted on Cang Tian and hugged him, and Cang Tian's wet little mouth kissed Yun Xiao's face.

"Master Hou, the child over there gave Xiaobai medicine."

Cangtian used to say the words after a word twice, the apple is called the apple fruit, and the hawthorn is called the dregs of the mountain.

Yun Xiao's eyes widened. What is the medicine Yun Xiao knows, the Cang brothers often drink drunk, and sometimes use chopsticks to dip the smell of wine in the sky. Cang Tian is often spicy and spits out his little pink tongue, and his little mind thinks that it is the most poisonous thing, so the wine in his mouth becomes medicine.

O God, give the leopard wine. These little dinosaurs really dare to play, this is purely the rhythm of death.

Some people drink too much and love to sing, some people drink too much and love to sleep, and some people drink too much and love to nag. What Xiaobai drank too much, Yun Xiao didn't know and didn't want to know.

Holding the sky and trotting all the way to the wing, he found that the ground was already a mess. Several princes and princesses slept in their own vomit. Liu Xiaozhu Xiaobai and they have disappeared, and Yun Xiao secretly screamed that it was not good. Stuffed Cangtian to Lao Yu, and flew to the front hall.

As soon as I ran to the door of the antechamber, I heard a bang inside. Then came the screams of the concubines, and Yun Xiao and the guards poured in. It was found that the table in front of the emperor's majesty had been overturned, a bowl of melon slices and egg soup was buckled on the head of the Son of Heaven, and King Liang was carrying two ribs on his shoulders. The old queen mother's face was covered with a piece of cold powder, trembling and shaking.

Xiaobai was jumping in the hall, and the concubines who had drunk too much were stirred by it. The guards wanted to avoid the concubines who showed their skin and flesh, and they were afraid that Xiaobai would not dare to step forward. A group of bear children clapped their hands and cheered.

Liu Qi picked a piece of cucumber on his face, his face expressionless. It was clear that he was also shocked.

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