Finally, I lived a life of eating and waiting for death, and slept until I woke up naturally every day. After eating Haisai, he took a group of minions all over the world. This is not the life of people, this is the life of gods.

The stainless steel tooth jar was filled with pure mountain spring water, and a small strip of toothpaste lay on the toothbrush like a silkworm. Let the future queen of the Han Dynasty wait like this, Yun Xiao felt very proud. I can't see that the yellow-haired girl in front of me will grow into a character who will captivate the country and the city, and can make Liu Xiaozhu a fan. It seems that this change can only be described by the eighteen changes of the female university.

Hay for corn, this policy of benefiting the people was implemented in the tsunami cheers of the farmers, and at the same time brought great prestige to the new owner. Except for the Imperial Horse in the Imperial Horse Prison, there is no objection.

Almost all of the Zhuangzi were expropriating, and the owners would set ridiculously high rents, and then the thugs would rush up and take away the food rations of the farmers. The poor farmer could only survive this year half-starved.

Yun Xiao walked on the Zhuangzi, and the Zhuanghu Gate spontaneously walked out of the thatched house and bowed. Not out of awe, but out of love.

Picking out the hay that cleans the croton, the royal horses don't bother at all. In response to the decline in food standards, the horses fought against a collective hunger strike.

Not eating proves that he is not hungry, Yun Xiao's method is to let these lazy guys exercise. With the Cangjia brothers, riding a tall Hun horse to drive behind, which one is lazy and the head is a whip. The Hun horses seemed to look down on these noble fellows, and often kicked and bit them. The unruly royal horse was quiet like a quail in front of the Hun horse.

Maybe he felt that Yun Xiao was too fierce, or maybe he felt that the hunger strike was meaningless after a lot of exercise, anyway, the horses didn't have trouble with their stomachs. The big handfuls of hay were eaten with their bellies open, and none of them had diarrhea.

The only thing I was dissatisfied with during this time was my bed, and I had back pain every day. Yun Ye was very curious, what could be as hard as a slate, and when he lifted the felt, he saw that it was really a slate.

Transformation must be transformed.

I took out a ballpoint pen and drew a sketch. Called the farmer to do carpenter's work, and began Yunxiao's sleep transformation plan.

After wasting as much wood as the hill, Yun Xiao finally had a bed that satisfied him. Simmons can't get something like this. However, there is no problem with making tatami mats from sun-dried hay and wrapping them in a burlap cloth on the outside. Covered with felt, the quality of sleep is unprecedentedly improved.

The rooms of the people were decorated with ondols, and the servants who came out of the workshop were excited to sleep in a hot place, and praised the kindness of the head of the house.

Everyone around him was happy, and Yun Xiao felt like he had arrived in a paradise. When the Spring Maiden lifted her mystery, the whole Lishan seemed to come to life in one day. Blooming wildflowers attract swarms of bees, and the tinkling of spring water resounds through the mountain streams. Insects and birds are singing in every corner, Xiaobai plays happily every day, and often sleeps on Yunxiao's belly like a dead dog at night.

The unsettling premonition finally became a reality.

Canglan was attacked by a hornet during a defecation in the wild. The wasps in Lishan are very poisonous, and when Yun Xiao saw Canglan, this guy's head was swollen like a pig's head. It was covered with shiny blisters.

There were some yellow things on his body, so that Wei Qing was sure that it was not poop after tasting it, and Yun Xiao also tasted it, and it was sweet and silky like honey.

This guy is drooling now, and he can't say anything and can't ask.

Let people take the alkali used for the noodles and use warm water to make it even. Carefully use tweezers to pinch out the stinger from the wound one by one. The effect of wasp toxin in the alkaline water was quite good, and soon Canglan stopped humming, and he fainted.

It took three days for the unfortunate fellow to regain his ability to speak, but the handsome face was about to be ruined by the injury.

According to Canglan, he was hit by a huge beehive to do this. And he clearly saw a figure leaving quickly, and his vision was blurry because he was being attacked by a wasp at the time.

That's right, hornets don't sting people in general, even the violent ones. Every wasp stings and a section of intestine escapes with a needle. A stinging hornet doesn't live long, so it will only attack you if it's sure you're threatening it.

When the three Cang brothers saw their nephew's appearance, they all gritted their teeth. Claiming to catch the murderer and break the corpse of thousands of pieces.

Yun Xiao thought for a long time, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face. He brought the goshawk over and whispered a few words.

The dark night covered the sky like the lid of a pot, and people who had been tired all day fell asleep. The servants of the cloud also fell asleep after the day's work, and a dark shadow crossed the courtyard wall and quietly ran to the roof, quickly looking for something.

Finally found his target, a young man was sleeping on a couch, sleeping very hard.

The spirit monkey climbed up to the rafters, and the tentacles were a little slimy. At this time, the night patrol Canghu came over with a knife, and the man in black was busy lying on the beam. followed all the way from Chang'an, knowing that Canghu was not easy to mess with.

Canghu went into the house and inspected the room, and gave the young man a horn, obviously Canghu cared about this young man very much. Canghu sat on the edge of the bed for a while, muttering something quietly. Then he picked up his knife again and went out to patrol the night.

When the tiger walked away, the man in black wanted to slide down the rafters to the bottom. But his body moved, but he didn't move. That's when she noticed the sweet smell coming from her nose.

The man in black was shocked, and she began to struggle. Soon she found herself firmly taped to the beams of the room, unable to move. I don't know what is smeared on this beam, but it is so firmly stained, I feel that my body has become one with the beam.

"Stop struggling. Even if you want to run away naked, you'll have to cut off both hands. Fish gelatin with a little vinegar and wild honey in the mountains is the best natural binder, and the sweet honey smell completely masks the fishy smell of fish gelatin, so that you have no defense, how. Unless you run with this beam, you don't want to move the slightest. ”

The young man on the bed sat up, looked at the beams and said. The eyes sparkle in the night.

"You know I'm coming? Who are you? "The sound is very good, it can be seen that the man in black turned out to be a woman.

"I have never offended anyone in this world, except for the beautiful bandit who wants to rob me. And it was Canglan who charged into battle that time, how could I not guess that the designer of Canglan was a beautiful woman? It doesn't matter who I am, it's important that you make my guards look like this. He owes his father a great favor, how can you let me meet the old man? ”

"You are the Hou Ye, you are very smart. For the sake of the people, I did not kill you, for the sake of the people. I didn't expect to be on your way today, say what you want. ”

"Aside from what I think, should we get to know each other? My name is Yun Xiao, the title is Yun Hou, whatever you call it. Dare to ask the girl's surname. ”

"Why should I sue you?"

"It's not good for you to talk like this, so I'll have to end our conversation. I have an urgent need to urinate, so it's convenient to go out first. Do you feel that your skin is very tight now, this is the reason why honey seeps into your skin, and soon your skin will stick to the beams together. Fish gelatin can cause skin allergies, and then you will get rashes all over your body.

You'll be itching, but your hands are still on the beams. You can't scratch it. ”

The woman's face on the beam of the room was already white, and her voice of "let me down" was already a little trembling.

"I'm not done yet, you don't have to worry. This symptom will disappear automatically in two or three hours. Because by that time your skin is already hardened and clumpy. You're going to be covered in pimple balls of flesh that will never go away, and it's a pity for your peerless looks. ”

Yun Xiao said with some regret.

The woman on the beam of the room was startled and began to struggle hard, but to no avail.

"Put me down." There was a cry in his voice, and the tone was threatening, but it sounded more like a pleading.

"You want to continue the conversation, then let me introduce myself, my name is Yun Xiao, you can call me Yun Hou."

"Begonia, my name is Begonia." The woman on the beam cried.

"Begonia, a great name. Now let's talk about why you are dealing with Canglan like this. ”

"He cut off my family heirloom sword, which I have passed down for more than ten generations, and which my father gave me when he was dying. So he had to die. ”

It is really difficult to understand women, especially ancient women, who have to die for a broken sword. Yun Xiao felt that he should change the subject.

"You made him look like this, how are you going to compensate?"

"How do you say you pay?"

"It's easy to do, I'm afraid it won't be easy for him to please his wife in the future. You marry him as a wife, so it's no problem, hello, I'm good everyone, how do you say. ”

"You're delusional."

"Then stay up there, and I'll get you down when you're covered in pimples. It's fair that he's disfigured and you're disfigured. ”

"You ......"

"I'm sorry, I urgently went out to pee."

"You deceitful villain, you have the ability to let me down and let's fight a fair duel."

Damn, this is the Han Dynasty and not the western United States. The style of denim does not fit here.

"You are not convinced, it's easy for me to let you down, how about you fight with Canglan, if you win, I will never force you to stay, and if you lose, marry him." Fair and reasonable, how? ”

The woman on the beam of the house was obviously calculating, and the woman bit her silver teeth for a long time and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”

"That's right, someone will let you go right away. Suffocated me. ”

Yun Xiao ran out of the house, and a short time ago the goshawk walked in with a huge wooden barrel. Climbed up the beam lightly, dragged the barrel with a rope, and fell on Begonia's body in one go.

The warm alkaline water in the begonia is body flows, and the acid and alkali are quickly neutralized. The slimy things on Begonia's body began to harden, and Begonia struggled to shake off the lumps on her body.

The goshawk kicked Begonia's buttocks, and the bears below reached out to catch it. Press the chick to push the begonia to the ground, pull out a rope from the back, and tie it up in a few strokes.