Chapter 10: Instants
"Ayer, why do you say 'cherry' is big? Isn't he as old as me? ”
Zhang Luoshui looked curious, tilted his head, and asked Zhang De on the edge of the bed.
"You'd better call him 'little brother'......"
"But the son of a child says his name is 'Cherry'?"
“……”
Cha! Click-click-click......
A handful of cherries were stuffed into his mouth, Anu leaned against the backrest, propped up one leg, put a villain book on his lap, and turned a page after reading for a while. The newborn son was like a salted fish, casually placed in the swaddling clothes on the side, and only when it was time to feed would he pick it up and coax him twice.
As Zhang Luoshui said, Zhang's "cherry" is a bit big, close to the weight of twelve catties...... The "Big Mac" among the brothers and sisters didn't show such potential at all. Anu Zushang is also mainly a cultural person, so I don't think he inherited the Xue family.
Lao Zhang felt that Anu had given his son the wrong nickname, which should not be called "cherry", but watermelon, durian, and coconut, which were more vivid.
"Such a big cherry......"
Filled with emotion, Lao Zhang sighed and told again, "Anu, eat less cherries." ”
"Where did he eat less? I have to feed it several times a day, and if I don't eat too much, I definitely don't have enough milk. ”
"I'm talking about you eating fewer cherries!"
Once again, he couldn't help but raise his voice, and then looked at Anu "calmly", "It's good for you to eat more pig's trotter soup." ”
"But I don't think there's any meat in the trotters."
"Drink soup, drink soup!"
raised his voice again, Lao Zhang really couldn't stand it, "I'll go out and catch a few black fish for you." ”
"It's going to be two pounds!"
Anu didn't look at Zhang De, flipped through the villain book, and directly gave a standard. Then he saw that Zhang Luoshui was still on the side, so he asked her with a smile, "Do you want to hear a story?" ”
"Hmm!"
Zhang Luoshui nodded vigorously, the villain book is a new album, which tells the story of "Long Live the King and Kill the Siren". The basic routine is similar to "Li Chunfeng's Three Plays of White Peony", but it is not so vulgar, and it is more biased towards teenager books.
"I'm going to tell you."
originally thought that his daughter would come out with him, but Lao Zhang waited outside the door for a long time, only to find that Zhang Luoshui was actually sitting on the bed like this, listening to Anu tell her stories......
"!"
After scolding, he went to the storehouse with a gloomy face, looked for a fishing rod, called a guard, and went straight to the river pond at the junction of urban and rural areas to see if there were any blackfish swimming and foraging.
Black fish makes soup and puts a handful of soaked soybeans, which is quite nourishing, not to mention high protein, and has the effect of promoting milk. It's just that there are not many people who are willing to eat black fish these years, because black fish have a temperament, and the female fish is blind after giving birth, and mainly relies on eating black fish seedlings to survive the weak period.
And this phenomenon, most of which is seen by the people, is the little black fish itself into the mother's mouth, so there are many areas in the Yangtze River Basin, and the black fish is characterized as "filial piety".
Its allusions are comparable to "the crow feeds back to know filial piety" and "the lamb kneels to repay the mother's kindness", but because Lao Zhang has engaged in aquaculture in various places, including fish farming. Once there is a black fish in the pond, it is basically a waste of hard work in the early stage of catching fish fry in the wild.
Therefore, here in Wuhan, the propaganda department of the Jianghan Observation Embassy mainly promotes several methods of black fish, which aphrodisiac is braised or charcoal-grilled, which is a rather serious issue.
Therefore, for most of the male livestock in Wuhan, "filial piety" is "filial piety", and aphrodisiac is the most "filial piety"!
For a while, the number of sparrows surged, and the Jianghan Observation Embassy advertised "the aphrodisiac effect of roasted sparrows with willow branches". When the number of sparrows was controlled, the observation embassy immediately advertised that "excessive consumption of sparrows is suspected of causing impotence"......
Tried and tested, never missed.
This routine has also been used in Jiaozhou, Huanzhou, and Aizhou, such as "cassava is the staple food, which can increase the probability of having a man", and Jiaozhou rice was exported more than two percent out of thin air.
Then again, not to mention the people of the Tang Dynasty, it is not easy for any people of the dynasty, no matter how much they boast of the spirit of science, in terms of aphrodisiac, it is quite unreasonable. The degree of schizophrenia is probably comparable to that of the old lady who believes in "allowing the skin to absorb water continuously".
I know that patting cucumbers, masks, and toilet paper is an effect, but I still shoot it. The serious issue of aphrodisiac is obviously also "rather believe it than not......
Lao Zhang pondered that if he got an "ant power god" this year, probably the advertising words would be saved, and he only needed to say "take two steps, and take two steps if you are not sick".
"I don't know if the black fish can open his mouth today."
Generally, Luya black fish also pick the climate, but Anu has already been born, and there is no room for picking. Fortunately, the observation embassy keeps dozens of black fish all year round, and they usually don't eat them, and they ensure that a woman is pregnant and gives birth at any time, and then use it to make up for it, and the effect is much better than what Wang Ba stews in life.
"Envoy, why bother to fish in person? If you want to eat a mullet, send someone to catch it. ”
"I also have nothing to do, so I come out to pass the time. I've been thinking about it for a while, and occasionally going out to spend time can be regarded as relaxing. ”
"Then let's go and prepare some things, why don't you stay outside and make a barbecue."
"It's fine."
After thinking about it, Lao Zhang felt that it was not bad to barbecue in the wild, it was difficult to get outside for recreation, and it really felt good to be busy.
Sou!
After throwing the rod, slowly retract the pole, after the "enclosure of the polder", although the water network is still dense, most of them are just a small river two zhang wide. Between the short pavilions and the long pavilions, only civilian boats are allowed to pass, and only when taxes are paid, official ships will pass through these rivers in all directions and go to various places to collect taxes in kind.
Syllable!
The black fish eats the bait extremely fiercely, and it will explode in an instant, Zhang De's eyes are fast, and he quickly pulls the rod, but he doesn't use too much force, otherwise the rod will break. As long as you can hook the fish's mouth, all that remains is to quickly retract the rod. As long as you don't encounter the "old black" with a huge body of more than ten catties, the fishing gear made by Zhenguan Nian is enough to walk the fish ashore.
When the guards saw Lao Zhang Zhongyu, they applauded, but they were also curious about how big the fish was. Lao Zhang wrestled with the fish for ten minutes, and finally let the black fish out of the water and was dragged to the aquatic plants floating on the shore. As long as it comes out of the water, any fish will become a dead dog, and the fish was quickly dragged ashore, only to find that it was a slender and not obese "big black".
The moment he held the fish in both hands, Lao Zhang wondered if he should get a camera out first, this big fish does not take pictures, it does not mean that he did not hit.
I was thinking about getting the camera out and taking more "historical moments" as a souvenir, but I heard the sound of horses' hooves in the distance.
After a short time, a knight arrived nearby, dismounted and saluted, saluted before Zhang De, handed over the "urgent mail" with both hands, and then said: "Envoy, there is an accident in Gyeonggi, and several families have caught fire and died." ”
"Dead people? What day will no one die? I see, it's just a dead man, how can it be considered a disaster......"
Shaking off the "urgency", Zhang De was stunned for a moment, and there were only two words in his heart:!
Although it did not happen in Luoyang City, but on the outskirts of the city, the scale of the fire was huge, and two or three hundred people died. What's even worse is that this fire merger is because of "tax resistance".
The Yamen of the King James Tax Collection Department went wrong, and the fake tax collection of the "model unit" not only revealed the bottom, but the evidence was also shaken off by passers-by. As a result, the "tax resistance" caused by injustice naturally occurred in the nineteenth year of Zhenguan, which gradually became hot.
At this time, Zhang De felt that he should toss a camera out.