Chapter 508 It's hard to buy a happy lord with money
Seeing that Su Jin was silent, Liu Shilang thought that he had a plan, shook his head and said: "It's still the same sentence, catch the thief and take the stolen goods, and catch the traitor and take the double; You say the property was stolen by the shopkeeper and his fellow men, but have you ever seen it yourself? Or do you want to get it yourself? ”
Mahan glared and said, "Are you deaf?" Didn't you hear my father-in-law say that the person hiding in the mezzanine stole it? If you catch it with your own hands, why waste spitting stars here. ”
Liu Shilang shouted: "Who are you, you dare to insult this official, I think you have itchy skin; I said that this mezzanine is for the purpose of keeping out the cold, but why is it tangled up? Besides, even if there is a thief hiding in the mezzanine, why don't you chase the thief and make a lot of noise here? People do business honestly but are wronged by you, I think you are deliberately disturbing the order of the temple fair. ”
Ma Han jumped to his feet angrily and scolded: "You dog thing actually bite back, grandpa will make trouble, what are you going to do?" ”
Su Jin frowned, Ma Han was angry and said such words, this is Liu Shilang's deception; Sure enough, I heard Liu Shilang say: "Okay, this is what you said, since you have admitted that you are intent on disturbing the order, I can't spare you, come on, lock up this group of people, and wait for the yamen to hear the trial." ”
The officials shouted and untied several iron chains from their waists, trembling and rattling, and rushed forward to take people.
Su Jin shouted: "Stop! ”
Liu Shilang scolded: "You count a ball? Take! ”
Su Jin shouted: "Who dares? ”
The officials were stunned for a moment, forced by Su Jin's momentum, stopped and looked at Liu Shilang, and listened to his instructions.
Liu Shilang stretched out his hand and pulled out the Pu knife from his waist, and sneered: "Is this to resist arrest?" There are many poor mountains and bad waters, but today it is really an eye-opener; Brothers, take these few, if you dare to resist arrest, even if the guy greets him, don't be afraid of seeing the red ...... on the first day of the new year."
The officials got the order, and Cang Langlang made a loud noise, and they all drew their swords, held the knife in one hand, and waved the chain in the other hand and approached forward.
Of course, Su Jin is not afraid of these guys, and the companions of the dynasty Ma Han and the Yan Mansion can put down all these guys if they come out two or three; But once you do it, it's really hard to tell.
"Since this official wants to arrest us and others, how dare we resist arrest when we wait for the grass people? It's just that there are a few words to say in the head, and if you still insist on listening to people's words after you have finished speaking, I won't say half a word. ”
Liu Shilang said: "I have always persuaded people with virtue, and your companion admitted to disturbing the order of the temple fair, you didn't hear it, and I didn't take you wronged; However, I will also give you a chance to speak, so that you will not be convinced in your hearts and say that the government is not in the future. ”
Su Jin suppressed his anger and arched his hand: "So I want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak." ”
Liu Shilang snorted and said, "No need, if you have something to say, say it quickly." ”
Su Jin smiled and said, "May I ask why the officials are here?" ”
Liu Shilang glared and said, "What kind of garlic to put in?" Someone said that there was a theft here, and when you came, you grabbed the shopkeeper of the tea shop and said that he had stolen your belongings, and we came here for this. ”
Su Jin said: "Then now you don't go to take the thief, but because of my companion's angry casual words, what is the reason?" ”
Liu Shilang said: "What you said is light, I heard him say with my own ears that he came to disrupt the order, can you prevaricate with a word of anger?" ”
Su Jin nodded and said, "What you said makes sense; However, there is a cause and effect, and even if we have disturbed the peace, there is a reason for it, so you should first help us recover our property and arrest the thief, and then come to treat us and others for disturbing the peace, isn't that the truth? ”
Liu Shilang rolled his eyes and said, "Since you are disturbing the peace, the theft may not be true, but it is just your excuse." ”
Su Jin laughed and said, "Idiot, how can the two be necessarily connected? Your logic can also be used as an official to judge cases, which is ridiculous to death in the world. ”
Liu Shilang said angrily: "If you use foul language again, Lao Tzu will give you a good look regardless of the eyes of everyone in broad daylight, look at you like a son, you need to look bad if you are stripped of your pants in front of everyone." ”
The officials laughed, and their eyes looked at Su Jin's lower body with ill intentions.
Mahan yelled, ". Motherfucker, what kind of bird talk do you say, do you eat dung in your mouth? ”
Su Jin waved his hand at Ma Han, slowly stepped forward, and suddenly quickly stretched out his hand and snapped twice, and two large pot stickers covered Liu Shilang's face, Liu Shilang covered his head and turned around, and hurriedly scolded: "Take this guy, you dare to beat someone!" ”
The officials reacted and rushed forward with their knives, Su Jin waved his hand, Wang Dynasty Mahan and the others couldn't bear it anymore, and they shouted and punched and kicked, and several officials were opponents, and they became rolling gourds.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Liu Shilang pointed at Su Jin's nose and retreated while scolding; It's a pity that the entrance of the tea shed has long been blocked by Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, and as soon as they retreated to the entrance of the shed, they were kicked in by Zhao Hu.
Su Jin grabbed Liu Shilang's neck, stared at him and said, "Stupid! Did I scold you wrong, sir? As a government official, you are responsible for the inspection and maintenance of temple fairs, and there is a theft here, and you wait here to decide that the theft is fake, and you don't even do the simplest inquiry to check, isn't it a fool? Even if this mezzanine is not deliberately left by Liu San for stealing, you should first follow the traces after hearing the report, and trace the traces of the thief's escape, dare to ask how did you know that our theft was fake? ”
Liu Shilang quibbled to himself: "One yard is one yard, I will verify whether you have been stolen, but you said that it was stolen by the shopkeeper and the guys, but you couldn't come up with evidence, so you injured the shopkeeper, smashed the tables and chairs, and now rewarded the public, I have seen this with my own eyes, you are in big trouble." ”
Su Jin said: "Just now, the shopkeeper personally admitted that he was with the thieves, and he retracted his confession as soon as you came, don't you feel strange about this matter?" As for the thing that hurt you, it was because you were disrespectful, do you know who I am, so I dare to be disrespectful to the master? ”
Liu Shilang gritted his teeth and said, "Who do you care?" We're not scared; Besides, according to what you say, what I see in my eyes is that you are suspected of blackmailing the shopkeeper of the tea shop, and your companion has confessed himself, and the facts are all in front of you, and it is useless for you to quibble. ”
Su Jin lost his patience and said coldly: "So you have to get along with me?" ”
Liu Shilang said: "The law is not merciful, and I don't want to be bad luck on the first day of the new year, but who told me to eat the imperial court?" Naturally, we have to take a responsibility for the people of Luzhou; You hurry up and let me out, so that I can get leniency, or ......"
Su Jin said: "It's a good righteousness, and I don't have anything to say; Anyway, it's not the first time I've been in Yangzhou prison, and it's not a big deal. ”
Liu Shilang sneered: "Sure enough, you are a habitual offender, and I don't know how many people you have blackmailed, this time you have missed, in my eyes, any indiscriminate tricks will have nothing to hide." ”
Su Jin nodded, and suddenly approached Liu Shilang's front and said softly: "Boss Liu, have you spent all the one hundred taels of silver that you recovered?" Are you still comfortable with flowers? ”
Liu Shilang was startled, stared at Su Jin for a long time, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at Su Jin's face and said, "You...... You are......? ”
Su Jin smiled and said, "How forgetful are the nobles, look at who is that over there?" ”
Liu Shilang looked in the direction of Su Jin's finger, and suddenly saw the handmaid who was holding the silver tray that day, but she didn't see her after hiding in the crowd; And he didn't know Yan Biyun who was standing on the side, Yan Biyun only showed his eyes when he was veiled that day, so he was naturally not very impressed.
"Do you ...... Are you...... Envoy ...... Su envoy ......" Liu Shilang was so shocked that he was incoherent, and suddenly he suddenly remembered one thing, this Su Jin is no longer cloth, but the food envoy of Qin's order, although he doesn't know how many official positions, but the word Qin's order is added to his head, no matter how many officials he is, he can't afford to offend.
Liu Shilang secretly scolded himself for not recognizing Su Jin, he felt déjà vu at the beginning, he thought that Luzhou City was too small, and almost everyone on the street looked familiar, so he didn't think about it seriously; Once he recognized Su Jin, Liu Shilang immediately felt sad in his heart, and he couldn't wait to give himself two big-eared scrapers.
"It's me, but you don't have to treat me as a special envoy, we are the scoundrels you think are the scoundrels who extort people and money, you take us to prison."
"This ...... How dare you, the lower officials don't know Mount Tai if they have eyes, and please forgive you. ”
"The prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people, what dare not, since you have determined it, and said that you have witnessed the evidence with your own eyes, then don't you take people with your own hands? Do you want to bend the law? ”
"The lower official is blindfolded by lard, and the lard is covered with intestines, and the envoy begs for forgiveness; Don't entertain the lower officials, so let's go, please move and apologize for the sins. ”
Su Jin said coldly: "Set up the wine!" Do you still have the heart to drink? ”
Liu Shilang hurriedly said: "It's not that the lower officials want to drink, but to apologize, plus to give the adults a New Year's greeting to dissipate their anger." ”
Su Jin smiled and said: "No need, you don't take me, but I want to find your bad luck, you use the position of the cell boss to ask for bribes, the amount is huge, this is greed. the sin of corruption; Do you know how this article is punished in the Song Criminal System? ”
Liu Shilang's face turned pale, and he pleaded softly: "My lord, why do you have to do this? I didn't embarrass you when you were in prison. ”
Su Jin ignored him and said to himself: "The rules and regulations of my Great Song Dynasty's "Criminal System" are clear, no matter what position the government officials are in, anyone who accepts private bribes will be punished according to the number; Consistent bribery, 20 rattan canes, and a fine of 1 pound of copper; Those who receive ten strokes shall be suspended from duty for probation, and shall be punished with forty rods and fined ten pounds of copper; Those who collect 100 yuan will be removed from their official positions, and their entire families will be exiled, and their property will be confiscated; You have received a hundred taels of silver, with a total market value of more than 1,300 yuan, and I am afraid that you will be beheaded on the street. ”
Liu Shilang cried with a sad face, and pleaded softly: "My lord, my lord, you can spare me, the lower official knows that he is wrong." ”
Su Jin shouted: "Spare you, give me a reason, you and I don't know each other and have no friendship, why should I spare you." ”
Liu Shilang suddenly glared and said: "My lord, don't blame me for not reminding you, accepting bribes is a crime, and the bribe giver is also guilty. ”
Su Jin stared at Liu Shilang's eyes and said, "At this time, you still dare to threaten the master?" Yes, the bribe giver is guilty, but it is only a fine of ten times, do you think my Su family can't get more than 10,000 yuan? After paying this fine, I can see your whole family exiled, and you are on the ground, which is not cost-effective, but it is difficult to buy the happiness of the lord with money, and the lord just can't see the villain's face, and it is better to spend some money to have fun. ”
Liu Shilang almost didn't cry, is there a reason to spend money to watch people cut off their heads for fun? This kid even dared to fight Zhu Yanei at the beginning, but today he was even smoked in a few words, maybe he has a weird temper, maybe he really has these perverted hobbies.
Liu Shilang softened, slapped himself twice, and pulled Su Jin to plead: "My lord, in the final analysis, there is no injustice between us; In addition to having a dog temper with you today, when did I do anything inappropriate to Su Ji to you? Why do you want to be like a subordinate official? If you are not angry that the official received your money and goods on the same day, and give the official some time, you will definitely return the amount, the mountain will not turn around, spare the little one's life, maybe the little one will be able to help you in the future. ”
Su Jin's heart moved, looking at Liu Shilang's earnest and anxious face, as if smiling.