On the morning of the next day, Xiao Temo and Liu Liufu, the chief and deputy envoys of the Liao State, really sent people to offer to continue the negotiations.

Su Jin sent someone back to pass the word: Don't talk about business today, if the Liao envoy is bored, he can take a stroll in Bianliang City, see my Great Song Dynasty scenery, and appreciate the prosperity of the Heavenly Empire; It's just that you have to change into Han clothes, so as not to be attacked by the hidden western thieves and assassins in the city, and your life is at stake, so you can't be careless.

Xiao Te's last angry scolding: "Feel your mother's legs!" Lao Tzu didn't come to Bianliang for sightseeing. ”

The Liao soldier who passed the message asked timidly: "Lord Envoy, just send the message to Su Jin?" ”

Xiao Temo flew up and kicked him on the heel, and scolded: "Isn't it a joke? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu chopped your dog's leg. Get lost! ”

The Liao soldier hurriedly crawled away, and said in his heart: Fuck you, how can you ask others to negotiate and ignore you, and if you lose our face in Da Liao, you will know that you will be angry with us; lost all his ass, and forced Lao Tzu with him to play Song Guoniu's happy money, which is really fucking not ashamed.

Xiao Temo paced left and right and sighed, and in the blink of an eye, Liu Liufu was drinking a cup of tea, and he was angry, glaring and scolding: "You want to find a way, I want you to be my deputy, and you don't do anything fucking." ”

Liu Liufu was embarrassed to drink the teacup, and said depressedly: "Lord Envoy, it's not a way for you to be so violent, the lower officials are thinking about countermeasures, and they don't dare to speak when they are scolded by you like this." ”

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, this matter is not only related to Lao Tzu, you are also a grasshopper on this rope, if you have any ideas, just say it."

Liu Liufu put down the teacup and said, "The lower officials think this matter is very simple, isn't Su Jin unwilling to talk about it?" This just shows that our guess yesterday was right, on the one hand, he was delaying time, and on the other hand, he had no fear; Do you think, the border is under heavy pressure, even if he is not in a hurry, can the emperor of the Song Dynasty not be in a hurry? This move can only be explained by the fact that the Song court is using this procrastination trick. ”

"Say there's a bird for these? Can't you guess that guy's mind? Say something useful, what to do? ”

"This ...... If he doesn't come, don't we have long legs? Let's go to his house again to block him, catch his people, and make it clear face to face, can he still drive us away? ”

"Yes, without further ado, let's go." Xiao Temo pulled his feet and left.

Liu Liufu hurriedly said: "Don't be in a hurry, Lord Envoy, I'm afraid it's not good to go out rashly, although that kid is lazy, but the things to remind must be done; It is said that the remnants of the Western Thieves are still seeking to assassinate us, so we should be careful. ”

Xiao Temo said with disgust: "Let's send out one hundred and ten people, what can the assassin do with me?" You're just a rat guts, and if there are assassins, so what? Is Lao Tzu mace vegetarian? ”

Liu Liufu hurriedly said: "Be careful in everything, the assassins will not attack head-on, if they hide on the roof of the eaves and shoot hidden arrows, can you guarantee that they will detect it in time?" If the Assassins smeared some terrible poison on the arrows and could kill us without hurting the vital points, wouldn't we be unjustly killed? It doesn't matter if you and I die, the court must think that the Song State killed us and others, and they will definitely raise troops to come, wouldn't it just give the Song State a new firearm as a target? Then it will be difficult for you and me to die under the Nine Springs. ”

"It seems to make sense, what do you think you should do?"

"The lower official thinks that we still have to go out, but we also have a suspicious plan, you take off your official uniform, and put on the second tiger who looks like you, and ask him to take your car out of the door; If there are assassins, they must stay near the left side of the pavilion and watch, and when they see your car driving out, they must follow and wait for the opportunity to attack, and when these people are led away, you and I will slip out of the side door, don't you know it? ”

"Good way, I didn't expect you to have a bit of a fucking trick, this is called turning the tiger away from the mountain, right?"

"The plan to hide from the sky and cross the sea can also be called the plan of Ming Xiu plank road to secretly cross Chen Cang." Liu Liufu shook his head and said.

"Phew, Lao Tzu said that calling the tiger away from the mountain is to tune the tiger away from the mountain, don't fucking sing against Lao Tzu everywhere, carefully Lao Tzu gives you two big mouths."

Liu Liufu had no choice but to follow this rough errand and run errands, and finished the anger he could endure in his life, but in the past month or so, he has also exercised the virtue of being obedient and not fighting back.

The two of them acted according to the plan, and after Xiao Erhu sat in his car and swaggered away, estimating that there was an assassin who didn't know where to follow, the two sneakily opened the side door and slipped out of the pavilion, beckoned a carriage casually, and went straight to Su Jin's residence in the south of the victory bridge.

But what I didn't expect was that after knocking on the door for a long time, only a little maid in Tsing Yi poked her head out to ask, and after the two explained their intentions, the little maid said apologetically: "Two masters, it's unfortunate that you two came, Song Xiaoxiao, a famous actor in Beijing, took the stage to give a voice today, and the prince made an appointment with a friend to listen to the play." ”

Xiao Te's feet stomped angrily, this bastard boy was leisurely, put aside his business, and ran to listen to the play.

Liu Liufu hurriedly made his eyes look at him, and asked Xiao Temo not to scold his mother impulsively, and stepped forward to salute: "Dare to ask the little lady, where did your son-in-law go to listen to the play?" ”

Xiao Sui'er waved her hand and said: "My son-in-law didn't say where to go to listen to the play, only said that Song Xiaoxiao gave his voice, and didn't say where he was in the country; The master is not at home, and the slave family is not easy to keep guests, so please take care of the two. ”

After that, he closed the door and tied it, almost smashing Liu Liufu's nose.

"My lord, what should I do?" Liu Liufu touched the bridge of his aching nose and asked.

"Find, how can I find him today, at least I know the name of Song Xiaoxiao, since he is so famous, there must be a lot of people who know, let's ask all the way, we can always find it."

The two of them had made up their minds and turned to leave.

In the crack of the door, the little maid in green clothes stared at them with big eyes and peeped at them, and when she saw them leaving, she turned around and entered the house, and said to herself: "The prince is really accurate, I know that they are coming, that Liao man has a lot of hair on his body, he only saw his face yesterday, and the clothes he is wearing today are so narrow, and most of his arms and trousers are exposed, all black hair, which is really scary!" ”

Xiao Temo and Liu Liufu walked out of the alley and came to the street, and asked people along the street.

"This brother, do you know where Song Xiaoxiao is giving his voice today?"

"I don't know, don't get in the way, I haven't sold out of this half basket of leeks yet."

“……”

"This big brother, do you know Song Xiaoxiao who sings songs?"

"Song Xiaoxiao? I listened to Mei Lanqiu's song in the play, that kid pretended to be a woman and looked pitiful, it really hurts! It's itchy to see it, the two of you seem to be in the same way? Hey, don't go, let's talk, this big brother has so much hair on his body, it's really powerful. ”

"Get out of here!"

"Cut, you don't have to be so fierce if you don't like to talk, right? Look at the black hair on your face, you just caught it from the mountain. ”

"Fuck you." Xiao Temo raised his fist and hit, Liu Liufu hurriedly hugged him, and dragged him away.

The two have been defeated and fought repeatedly, and no one knows what Song Xiaoxiao is doing all the way, from the victory bridge to the Daxiangguo Temple, and asked several streets, his mouth is dry and hot, and the soles of his feet are also grinding and hurting, and he didn't ask why.

Xiao Temo couldn't stop cursing, and his speech became more and more impulsive, and he asked bluntly when he pulled one person: "Do you know Song Xiaoxiao?" Don't talk, just nod or shake your head. ”

"Neurotic!"

I was scolded countless times along the way, and suddenly it was like a long-drought seedling meeting a rain from the sky, and it was like a winter night on a cold street, someone sent a hot and fragrant pork rib soup, a big red corridor pillar was extraordinary, and the red lantern swayed in the wind.

"Song Xiaoxiao? I know you so well. It was a woman with eyebrows and eyebrows, her cheekbones protruding, her face like a noodle pocket, and her mouth full of garlic.

Xiao Temo grabbed the woman's hand in surprise, ignoring the smell of garlic, and exclaimed, "Do you really know?" Where is she? ”

"It's upstairs here, uncle! Oh, don't pinch the slave's hands, the slave's bones will be broken by you. ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm too excited, I hope you'll forgive me! Is it Song Xiaoxiao who can sing songs? Is it right here? ”

"Hee-hee, of course she can sing songs, she will sing whatever the guest officer likes to listen to, what 'chilling cicadas are poignant to Changting Evening', what 'Xianyun makes a flying star and spreads hatred', if you don't like to listen to these, there are other more interesting, what 'Acacia Five Tunes', 'A Purple Bamboo Straight Miao'......"

Xiao Temo was overjoyed and said, "Is she here today?" ”

"Hehe, Uncle speaks really elegantly, and he ...... Still...... Isn't dedication dedication? Hee-hee! Just today, in this building, don't say it, the slave family will take you up to see her, and ask a question, did you bring the money? ”

"Money? Oh, you have to buy a ticket, right? ”

"Hee-hee...... Isn't that just 'buying a prostitute'? The guest officer looks mighty, but he speaks really elegantly, come on, go upstairs with the slave. ”

Xiao Temo let out a long sigh of relief and followed the writhing fat ass and walked inside.

Liu Liufu hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Big ...... That one...... Eldest brother! That doesn't seem right. ”

"What's wrong? Come on, it's easy to find, this kid must be inside. ”

Liu Liufu looked up at the lintel, and the three characters on the big red signboard read "Red Sleeve Move", which is not like a garden for serious singing, but like a .......

Seeing that Xiao Temo had already strode in, Liu Liufu had no choice but to follow in.