If possible, Yun Xiao really wants to stay at home for the rest of his life and not go out. revolves around his two wives all day long.

Cang Jingkong came again, to inform Yun Xiao to attend the court meeting five days later. There was also a dinner party to welcome Zhou Yafu, Dou Ying and King Liang.

They are all back, and the old guys who have been fighting for several months have made a lot of money and returned to Chang'an. I just haven't heard about the whereabouts of King Wu and Xiang Sanqiu, and there is gossip that they went to Dongou Kingdom. However, it was not the border of the Great Han, and unless Liu Qi wanted to provoke a new war, it could only end here.

As one of the heroes who put down the rebellion of the Seven Kings, Yun Xiao was qualified to participate in such a dinner. said goodbye to his two wives who were like flowers and jade, and reluctantly embarked on the road to Chang'an. Lao Yu happily clicked a qiē, this goods had just bought a stockade in Kangpingfang as Yunxiao's Hou Mansion. Kangpingfang is one of the closest markets to Weiyang Palace, and it is a prime location now. has great potential for appreciation, and I don't know what means this guy got through guò.

The Xinhou Mansion is still under renovation, but the gate has been renovated. The vermilion gate is inlaid with five rows of copper nails of Huang Cancan, and two huge lanterns are hung on the left and right sides of the bucket arch, and a big cloud character is written on it, and there is momentum when you look at it. The five rows of copper nails symbolize the identity of the Marquis of Yunxiao. Except for a few heroes who founded the country, the Han Dynasty has not been crowned a marquis for a long time. The township marquis is a very capable title, and the queen mother's nephew Dou Ying is just a township marquis.

The Tian Wei, who will be in the wind and water in the future, is not even mixed with a pavilion now.

Lao Yu diligently helped Yun Xiao get out of the carriage, and the Hou Mansion was full of jingling sounds. Lao Yu Xianbao introduced a qiē of the Xinhou Mansion like a treasure, from the dismount stone at the front door to the old well in the backyard to talk about spitting and flying. Yun Xiao thinks that this guy will not be a housekeeper in the future, and he can be introduced to be a tour guide.

Yun Xiao has always respected the dà Lao, and a cart of Yun's steamed wine with dried tofu and tofu skin is the best gift. Ever since Liu Biao's family banquet discovered the famous dish of stewed dried tofu, Yun Xiao has had a new understanding of Cheng Dù, who the Liu family likes to eat tofu.

The housekeeper of Princess Guantao's family greeted her warmly, and when she saw the gift behind Yun Xiao, she was happy and couldn't see her eyes. When I found out that there was a small basket of bean sprouts in the gift list, I was even more excited and almost made a swing. Looking at the dancing butler, Yun Xiao was deeply worried about the taste of Princess Guantao, and sincerely hoped that this housekeeper would not make famous dishes such as the little white dragon crossing the river.

Princess Guantao is teaching the dancing girl, let Yun Xiao sit on the side for a while, and she will be fine for a while. In this way, Yun Xiao was allowed into the back house, and he regarded him as his own. The dancers wore extremely simple clothes, reminding Yunxiao of striptease in later generations. However, these dancing girls still have some artistic standards in their dresses, and thin and transparent is the ultimate goal. But never reveal the key position, the itching of the hearts of the people who grasp it is the highest realm, and this hazy beauty can best hook the itchy flesh in the hearts of men. Yun Xiao didn't know how Princess Guantao knew this truth, and thinking of the side hustle of the Han princesses, Yun Xiao decided to open her eyes.

Although the dance music is extremely beautiful, it is not interesting to watch too much. It's just that the beautiful Cheng dù of the dancing girls is different, although the two leading dancing girls can be called the best in the world, but Yun Xiao quickly saw that the technical level of these dancing girls is not as good as those skilled women in Lichun Courtyard.

Princess Guantao peeked from the side, and in the eyes of this little boy, she could see a man's most primitive desires. After seeing Yun Xiao's eyes just blurred for a while, she became clear, and Princess Guantao was very disappointed. Even this kind of fledgling hairy boy can't figure it out, how can he get his brother who has read countless people.

With a flick of the sleeve of the robe, the teacup was brought to the ground. Hearing the sound of the teacup shattering, the dancers stopped singing and dancing. When I saw the gloomy face of Princess Guantao again, I was so frightened that I knelt on the ground, like a large flock of quails.

"Even Yunhou can't please him, how can he please His Majesty. What do you want, come on, pull these little hooves down for me and beat them. ”

The emperor's sister's anger is understandable, and she has spent a lot of money for this team of dancing girls. In particular, the pair of sisters named Green Beads and Green Stamen cost a huge amount of gold. Unexpectedly, even Yun Xiao couldn't be confused, and he couldn't help but be disappointed.

"Ah, there's a board to watch. Mother, those two sisters' butts are big and round, and they must look good when they fight. ”

Dizzy, whose broken child is this. Seeing people playing boards can be excited like this, when they grow up, they can't have a fight with Empress Lu, who is a human being.

Yun Xiao watched a little girl with two buns rush over and snuggle up in Princess Guantao's arms. Looking at those quail-like dancing girls, their eyes lit up, and they couldn't wait to carry out the execution themselves.

The daughter of Princess Guantao, with such a dark character, likes to beat beautiful women very much, and the more beautiful she is, the more she likes to beat them. In addition to the Chen Ajiao who created the allusion to the Golden House, which one else?

Looking at the dancing girls who were crying and begging for mercy, especially the pleading eyes of the sisters. Yun Xiao was a little unbearable, natural human rights were definitely a luxury in this era, and they could only be enjoyed by nobles. And these poor untouchables can only be given what they want, and even if they are deprived of their lives, they cannot resist, let alone fight a few boards.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, in fact, they are already dancing very hard. It's just that this dance is too ordinary, and Wechen has seen it more than a dozen times. Even if it is a delicacy, if you eat it regularly for a long time, it will naturally taste like chewing wax. ”

"Oh, you've always been a clever person. Since you said so, there must be a way. I don't care what method you use, help me arrange a good dance. It must be satisfied with your majesty, but I have a word first, you can touch the other women, and you can't touch these two sisters. Do you understand what I mean? ”

Yun Xiao almost slapped himself on the spot, when will the problem of being a rotten good person be changed. The choreographer has never learned this skill in his two lives combined, and now he lets himself play this, isn't this blinding?

"Princess, this. Wechen ...... Wechen really won't make up this thing. ”

"Mother, wait for me." Chen Ajiao snorted at Yun Xiaojing, and then quickly caught up with Princess Guantao and chattered non-stop.

I'm sorry, I won't play with me like this.

When you go in, you are shy and folded, and when you come out, you are depressed. When I went in, I pulled a cart of gifts, and when I came out, I packed and brought out two carts of women. What the hell is this called, and you also told sù that you are not allowed to touch the two most beautiful, and you are too overestimating Lao Tzu's moral standards. I didn't see that Luan Ling had been messing with Lao Tzu for more than a month, and her belly was big, and she hasn't mentioned her marriage yet.

In broad daylight, so many dancing girls were brought out from Princess Guantao's house, and passers-by stopped one after another. Pointing at these dancing girls in shawls, some shameless ones even approached to take a closer look. was kicked out by a goshawk.

Lao Yu, the bastard, saw that his own marquis had brought out so many dancing girls from the princess's mansion, and he immediately looked up to the clouds and mountains. said that there was a team of dancing girls at home, and he was about to buy it.

When did this old guy like pimping again, Yun Xiao decided to talk to this guy about life when he was free.

asked Lao Yu to send the dancing girl back to the Hou Mansion, and Yun Xiao went to Changle Palace with another cart of gifts. had the last time, and he could already go directly to see the Queen Mother without going through Princess Guò Guantao. can let the Queen Mother personally escort the court, this is a sign of favor.

The forbidden army guarding the palace gate naturally refused to embarrass the queen mother and the former celebrity. Even if he was guarding the feather forest of the Long Sect, he was unusually polite when he saw Yun Xiao. After reviewing the dishes that Yun Xiao brought into the palace, the bearded general had a good conversation with Yun Xiao for a while.

The white and tender bean sprouts are rolled with paper-thin spring cakes, which is the best food to eat in spring. In later generations, spring cakes were eaten in the north in spring, and bean sprouts were the best side dishes, and the fine hair of tender green chives was laid at the bottom of the plate. Topped with a layer of shredded pork, shredded pork in Kyoto sauce is an indispensable dish for spring cakes. It's a pity that there are no potatoes, and it would be better if there was another dish of sour and spicy shredded potatoes.

Peel off a few more crystal clear spiced quail eggs, and a large bowl of egg and melon slice soup.

The few dishes that the county party secretary of later generations did not eat, and the queen mother of the Han Dynasty was extremely happy.

"You still have a heart, the old woman is old and blind. That's what you can eat, I used to love to raise grasshoppers, but I couldn't save them in winter and died. ”

I have long heard that the Queen Mother likes gnats, but it is the first time I have heard the Queen Mother confirm it.

"Queen Mother, this gnats can still survive the winter. When it's winter, I'll help you raise a sure one so you can hear the grasshoppers call. ”

Raising grasshoppers in winter, how could Yunxiao, who grew up in Sijiu City since childhood, not know. This little difficulty is difficult to overwhelm the clouds, and the old man in the alley used to have several Eight Banners background. The grasshopper is very good, and during the Spring Festival, Yun Xiao often looks at the gourd and listens to the call.

"Really? Don't fool me, a blind old woman. If you can't raise it, I'll beat you up. ”

"Queen Mother, how dare the ministers fool you. Even if you don't dispose of the micro-ministers, His Majesty will also dismantle the ministers into eight pieces. ”

"Look at what you said, it's like we're wearing a murder knife in our royal family. As long as the courtiers are loyal, diligent and obedient, the royal family will not kill people lightly. You kid has a strange ability, what do you think of Huang Laozhi's learning and inaction. ”

Yun Xiao looked up in shock, the Queen Mother's eyes seemed to be able to see, and an invisible coercion was revealing the confused eyes to oppress him.

"Uh, ...... minister"

"You don't believe in Huang Lao's learning."

Yun Xiao was startled in vain, and found that this seemingly kind old lady's sixth sense was accurate and terrifying. I just thought about it for a while, and I was immediately seen through my thoughts. When he looked at the Queen Mother again, Yun Xiao felt that there was a huge nine-tailed fox entrenched opposite him.