Chapter 761: Smoke Lock Pond Willow
The lyrics have not yet been sung, and people have already understood the full set of movements of Tyumen. Isn't it just clapping your hands, stepping on your feet, kicking your legs and spinning in circles? This dance seems to be quite easy, and I should be able to learn it too. Many people began to follow the example of Tyumen and started to move on the spot, and after a few laps, many of them had already done a good job, so more people joined in.
Tyumen almost laughed out loud, this scene was too familiar. In the past, no matter which small square you walked to, as long as you played a little tune and twisted it casually, you could immediately attract a large group of square dance aunts. It seems that this style is the same in ancient and modern times, and since this is the case, he has to take out the magic weapon of Zhenshan.
After this folk song was sung, Tyumen immediately changed the tune: "You are my little apple, no matter how much I love you, my little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life, the fire is hot." You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, spring has come to the hillside full of flowers, and if you plant hope, you will reap. ”
The Divine Comedy is the Divine Comedy, while Tyumen sang the fire and fire, the whole audience was boiling, almost everyone followed his example and danced, even the musicians brought by Wei Ning were a little out of tune, and they all had to deviate from the melody of Tyuming.
Xun Yu sighed, walked up to Wei Ning, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Zhongdao, we lost this time." Although Wei Ning was unwilling, he saw that almost all the people in the audience were fascinated and became Tyuming's little apples, and he knew that he couldn't deny it, so he had to grit his teeth and said: "It doesn't matter if you lose this one, there is still a treasure conference, and there are many more games in the future, all in all, I must beat him, and let Wen Ji know that I am much better than him." ”
Qiu Ming was singing and dancing at the same time, and when he heard Wei Ning's words, his ears flicked a few times, damn, this guy has no skin and no face, and he is ready to continue to entangle? He put away his dance steps, squinted his eyes and said to Wei Ning: "The ancients also said, and you also said just now, come and don't be rude." Since you can set up an ambush to make it difficult for me, I myself can repay you in the same way. ”
Wei Ning didn't react yet, but Chen Gong was surprised, this time he came to Luoyang to have a lot of trouble, how could it be possible to sit in the ring again? And it doesn't make much sense. He was about to step forward to dissuade him, but he heard Qiu Ming say again: "I won't do such a thing as setting up a ring to cost the people and money, but since there happens to be one here, I will also borrow flowers to offer Buddha." According to your example, I will also set up a literary bureau for you, a martial arts game, if you can pass the level, we will continue to play this game in the future. ”
Although Wei Ning was beating the drum in his heart, if he was soft at this time, what face would he have to come out and compete with Tyumen in the future? He had no choice but to nod his head and say, "I accept it, you just have to make the question." ”
Qiu Ming looked at Wei Ning with a smile, and didn't speak until he saw him look anxious: "Okay, I'll talk about the bureau first, you ......."
Xi Zhicai immediately interrupted him and said, "Slow down, you talk about the martial arts first." "He deliberately wanted to disrupt the rhythm of Qiu Ming, and everyone saw that Li Jin's martial arts were obviously superior, and most of his losses to Yan Liang were abnormal, so it was more prudent to choose martial arts first.
Qiu Ming was not angry, and still said with a smile: "Okay, then martial arts first." We've all heard of the Western Chu Overlord pulling out the mountains and conquering the world, but we haven't seen it with our own eyes, right? ”
Li Jin snorted coldly and said, "What, you don't want me to pull out a mountain to show you, right?" ”
Qiu Ming's smile became even stronger: "Of course not, I don't want you to pull out the mountain, as long as you sit on the stool, keep your feet off the ground, and pull yourself up, you will pass the test." ”
Li Jin was taken aback, people who study martial arts know that strength starts from the ground, and if the horse is unstable, it is almost impossible to exert force, let alone leave the ground with both feet. And isn't it as ridiculous to sit on a stool and pull yourself up as if you were climbing up a ladder and biting your own nose? Li Jin thought seriously for a while and said, "I can't do it." ”
Qiu Ming smiled and said, "If you can't do it, then other people can't do it either, right?" ”
Wei Ning looked at Li Jin, then at Xi Zhicai, and nodded: "Yes, if you can do it, we will lose this game." ”
Qiu Ming said: "Okay, I'll let you lose convincingly." He found a square stool, and asked Dian Wei, Zhou Tai and others to untie the belt around their waists and tie it in one place, and set up the wooden beam on the top of the stage. He sat upright on the square stool, hooked his legs to the feet of the stool, grabbed the strap hanging from the beam, and with a lot of force with both hands, he actually pulled himself up.
Wei Ning watched Qiu Ming rise from the ground in amazement, and listened to him sing proudly: "Pull the turnip, pull the turnip, oops, hey, hey, no, Little brother, come and ......", and suddenly shouted: "You foul cheat, this scene doesn't count." ”
Qiu Ming only rose to half a person's height, and when he heard the words, he straightened his face and said: "What I just said is to sit on a stool and pull myself up with my feet off the ground, didn't I do it?" What foul was there? And what is the point of deception? ”
Wei Ning wanted to say more, Xun Yu said: "Although it is a fraud, but he has not committed a foul, Zhong Dao, forget it." He turned to Qiu Ming and said: "Qiu Zecheng has a good reputation, but with such a trick, it is inevitable that it will be cold, this martial arts game is our loss, please tell the bureau quickly." ”
Qiu Ming still has a good impression of Xun Yu, this person is loyal, wise, brave and benevolent, can help Cao Cao unify the north, and can go on a hunger strike when Cao Cao shows his intention to usurp the Han Dynasty, or a famous beautiful man at that time, Xun Ling Liuxiang is a good story. Seeing Xun Yu speak, Qiu Ming put away his frivolous attitude, and slowly fell to the ground and said: "This bureau is also very simple, I will make an upper link, if you can make a lower link, then I will lose." ”
When it came to pairs, Wei Ning, Xun Yu and others were in good spirits, and some of the scholars in the audience raised their voices one after another: "Yes, yes, this is the Cultural Bureau, like any martial arts competition is not elegant." Let's talk about it, what kind of uplink is it? ”
Qiu Ming smiled slightly: "The upper link is: smoke lock pond willow." ”
The pair is one of the homework that schoolchildren must do when they are enlightened, and everyone thinks that Qiuming is such a big literary name, and there will definitely be a strange and mediocre couplet, but I didn't expect it to be such a plain five words, but also with a kind of local atmosphere.
At this time, some anxious literati had already opened their mouths to respond, it was nothing more than "Wuzhen River Haibo", "Flower Heavy Splendid Wind" and the like, but Qiu Ming only shook his head slightly and did not say a word. Looking at Wei Ning and the others again, they were all deeply frowning and silent, so the older people had already thought of it, could it be that there was another mystery in this Shanglian?