Chapter 334: Late Dinner
It wasn't until the beginning of the shift that a little minion came to invite Su Jin and others to dine in the cottage hall, and at this time, the two of them were already hungry and scolded hundreds of mothers.
Su Jin dressed up and took the two of them to follow the little minions to the Juyi Hall, the hall was brightly lit, dozens of candlesticks on the hall wall were all lit, and there were still many candlesticks on a large table in the middle of the hall, and more than a dozen candles were also lit.
Su Jin said secretly: What a magnanimity! Although the candle is not valuable, ordinary people only burn oil lamps, and such a generous burning method will exhaust the food money of ordinary people for three days in one night.
On the tiger skin chair next to the table, Shen Yaozu sat upright with a gloomy face, and Qiu Dabao, Diao Mazi and several other small leaders sat on both sides, all with panicked faces.
Su Jin knew that Shen Yaozu must have resisted the feint attack of the officers and soldiers at the foot of the mountain, and maybe he had suffered some small losses, so he was depressed, he was in a bad mood, and the bandits were naturally silent, for fear of touching the mold.
Su Jin stepped into the hall and said with a smile: "Shen Da is in charge, why be so polite, can't you just ask someone to send some food?" What kind of banquet is there, and it really kills me. ”
Everyone in the audience turned their faces one after another, their faces were full of anger, and they glared at Su Jin and the others one by one.
Wang Chao muttered, "What's wrong with these people? Why did you look at us like this, did we kill their people, or set fire to their houses? ”
Su Jin glared at him hurriedly, motioned for him to shut up, and walked to the empty seat at the table to sit down.
I heard Shen Yaozu say coldly: "Who let you sit down?" ”
Su Jin was stunned and said, "Do you want me to eat standing up?" ”
Shen Yaozu said: "Who said that I came to invite you to dinner?" Someone came, took these three people, tied them to a pillar, and waited for us to eat and drink enough to slowly concoct them. ”
The little minions standing on the side shouted, and they all gathered around, holding ropes to tie up Su Jin and others, Wang Dynasty Mahan scolded angrily, and he was about to start a fight, Su Jin shouted loudly: "Stop, I have something to say." ”
Shen Yaozu picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it all, and sneered: "You still have the face to speak." ”
Su Jin said: "The two armies are fighting without slashing, I kindly went up the mountain to discuss important matters with you, you are so rude, people say that thieves also have a way, I think you people will not even be bandits." ”
"Shut up, Huangkou Xiaoer, sharp teeth, what did you say to discuss big things with us, it turned out to paralyze us and others, and took the opportunity to sneak attack my pass under the mountain, how unbearable is my intentions!"
Su Jin Zhengse said: "I knew you would think so, but you don't want to think about it, I went up the mountain to risk my life, but I ordered someone to sneak attack under the mountain, isn't this forcing myself to death?" The attack under the mountain had nothing to do with me, and it must have been that the general who led the army was impatient, so he took it upon himself to lead the army to attack, which was not only the anger of the great master, but even I was extremely indignant. This Qiu Ba has long looked at me unpleasantly, and it seems that he wants to take the opportunity to get rid of me. ”
Shen Yaozu sneered: "With your clever tongue, I will never spare you today." ”
Su Jin looked at Shen Yaozu and sighed: "I thought that the big boss was a hero, but I didn't expect that he was also a man of small eyes. ”
Shen Yaozu smashed his wine glass and scolded angrily: "You are still insulting me when you are dying, this evening, aren't your two subordinates scolding enough?" Even my dead parents and relatives at home were scolded for not being able to live in peace, which shows that you are a group of lazy people. ”
Su Jin arched his hand and said: "The matter in the evening is that my two brothers are wrong, if the big boss thinks that if he scolds you, he will be guilty of killing his head, I have nothing to say; But I also want to ask you, I waited for you to enter your cottage, not to say that I was a guest, at least as a messenger, what is the reason for you to send someone to put us under house arrest in the stone room? Everyone is a cheerful person, if you draw a knife and kill with a gun, I Su Jin have nothing else to say, but I just play these tricks and teach me to look down on the big boss. ”
Shen Yaozu rolled his eyes and said: "I am a good intention, if you are ignorant and break into the forbidden land, wouldn't it be a disaster to kill yourself, there are many places in the cottage that you can't go, as long as you take a step, even if you don't have my order, you will be killed on the spot." ”
Su Jin laughed and said, "So I want to thank the big boss for taking care of me?" But if it's you, when you go to someone else's house, without the permission of the master, I'm afraid you won't walk around, not to mention that the envoy is an important member of the imperial court, and you don't understand such rules, how can you gain a foothold in the court? ”
Shen Yaozu was speechless and argued forcefully: "In short, I have good intentions, you yourself misunderstood, how can you blame me." ”
Su Jin didn't want to push him too much, and said with a smile: "It's okay, how about this section being revealed?" I ordered my two brothers to apologize to you. ”
After saying that, he turned his head and made a look, and Wang Dynasty Mahan stepped forward aggrievedly, and arched his hand and said: "I really shouldn't insult the big boss, I really shouldn't apologize to you; Afterwards, my family has already scolded me and others, if you really feel that you can't be angry, we will scold you for being a turtle bastard, and scold your parents for being a pair of kings, and you will also scold you back. ”
Shen Yaozu was angry to death, and these two people didn't know whether they were really muddy or scolded around the bend again, but since Su Jin was soft, it seemed that he was not generous enough to pursue it, so he frowned and waved his hand and said: "That's it, you two will accumulate virtue in the future, and you can scold anyone in the world who is not pleasing to the eye, but insulting the ancestors is unforgivable." ”
Su Jin clapped his hands and said: "That's right, filial piety is the head, and the big boss is a role model." ”
Wang Dynasty Mahan nodded yes again and again, Shen Yaozu's face was slightly pale, and he looked at Su Jin and said: "Special Envoy Su, I have a few questions now I would like to ask Special Envoy Su to explain." ”
Su Jin smiled: "Can you wait for me to sit down and eat something?" Even if the big boss finally wants my head, you have to give a bowl of food to eat, right? ”
Shen Yaozu waved his hand, and the surrounding minions retreated, stretched out his hand and said, "Please take a seat." ”
Su Jin said thank Shi Shiran and sat down, and as soon as Wang Dynasty Mahan's butt hit the bench, he couldn't wait to grab the hooves on the plate and chew on them, causing Diao Mazi and others to look sideways again and again, and their mouths were swearing quietly.
Su Jin laughed, picked up his wine glass and gestured to Shen Yaozu and Qiu Dabao: "The hospitality of the two masters, Su Mou borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and I would like to give you a glass to show my gratitude." ”
After that, he raised his neck, drank it all up, and showed the bottom of the cup towards Shen Yaozu; Qiu Dabao wanted to drink the glass, but when he saw Shen Yaozu not moving, he had to put the wine glass down in embarrassment.
Shen Yaozu watched Su Jin put another chopstick dish into his mouth, squinted his eyes and praised the good taste, and when he swallowed the food in his mouth, he said coldly: "Special envoy Su, can I ask?" ”
Su Jin stretched out his chopsticks to a plate of stewed pheasant, and said without raising his head: "Of course you can, it's okay to ask." ”
"What is the real purpose of your trip to the mountain?"
"The envoy has already said that he has come to discuss great matters with you."
"What's the big deal? Please be clear. ”
"This ...... It's hard to say that so many people are here. Why don't we talk about it privately? ”
Shen Yaozu thought for a while, waved his hand to call all the little minions in the hall out, only the people at the table remained, and said, "Now you can talk." ”
Su Jin looked at the little leaders on the seat, a little hesitant, Shen Yaozu said: "These are all characters from my cottage, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”
Su Jin wiped his mouth and said: "In this case, then I will say that the purpose of my coming up the mountain is to come to discuss with the cottage everyone about returning to the imperial court on the order of the imperial court, in short, to recruit you and others." ”
Shen Yaozu was stunned for a moment, and his face slowly showed an incredible look, then he laughed, looked at the bandits around him and said, "Zhao'an? He said that he was here to recruit me and wait, and he really laughed at me. ”
The bandits also laughed, as if Su Jin had told a big joke.
Su Jin paused his chopsticks and said, "What's so funny about the big things in the court?" ”
Shen Yaozu pointed at Su Jin and laughed again, tears of laughter were about to flow out, and Fang said sharply: "Just you?" You're here to recruit me? Who are you? It is said that you are just a food envoy, urging food, scaring and scaring the people, you are okay, how can you be a food envoy such a major matter as Zhao'an, you and I are a three-year-old child, let you fool you? Say it! What is your true purpose? Is it a rhetoric to use this lie to go up the mountain to spy on the situation in my village? ”
Diao Mazi and other small leaders slapped the table one by one and pointed at Su Jin and said, "Say, say it quickly!" ”
Su Jin looked at the people in front of him, and suddenly laughed out loud, "Why is there such a big reaction?" It's good that I'm a special envoy for food affairs, but who says that a special envoy for food affairs can't take care of the responsibility of recruiting security? ”
Shen Yaozu laughed and said: "Still arguing, the matter of recruiting security is the responsibility of the Chinese book, and you should belong to the three divisions to handle the food affairs, what right do you have to take the responsibility of recruiting security?" I'm afraid you think that we are good men who don't know anything about the official positions of the imperial court, right? But you know this. ”
The bandits shouted: "Yes, yes, our big boss wanted to be a talented man back then, and you want to deceive the masters and don't understand, but you don't want to." ”
Su Jin smiled and said: "It turns out that Shen Da is a scholar who is disrespectful and disrespectful, but I don't know if I don't read good books, why do I want to come to this mountain to fall into the grass, I think it is because the sages don't read enough books, and their name falls outside Sun Mountain." ”
Shen Yaozu was exposed to his scars, and said angrily: "Don't divert the topic, what are you here for, if you don't tell the truth, you will pick your belly, plug in the wick and light your sky lantern." ”