819 King of the Dung Buckets

Su Shi's calculation is not entirely accurate, Empress Dowager Gao died three days after the Mid-Autumn Festival, that is, on August 18. When Hong Tao arrived in Kaifeng, it was already August 25, and the first seven days of the court meeting and the arrival did not catch up. Theoretically, if you participate in two more visits and one more time in the southern suburbs, you can find an excuse to leave Kaifeng.

Entering the palace is to enter the palace to mourn the queen mother, which is not a custom in the three rites, but a Buddhist ritual. Not all officials can enter, in addition to the requirement that they must be above the fifth grade, they must also be invited by the royal family. This is also a status symbol, and if you are not eligible to enter, it means that you are not treated by the royal family.

Hong Tao has a natural advantage in this regard, he is a concubine, a relative of the emperor, and he is considered to be the Empress Dowager's own family, so he automatically obtained this qualification, and he has to go if he is not welcomed.

The eldest princess has one more job than him, burning incense. It's not a blind burn, it's a whole day to go to the Buddhist hall in the palace. All the royal families who returned to the capital had to take turns to burn them, and the emperor was no exception.

Don't be too troublesome, this rule was specially stipulated by Emperor Shenzong when he held a funeral for the Empress Dowager Cishengguang. Before that, there was no rule of burning incense, but crying.

After listening to the name and looking at the words, you should understand. Paw, meaning to stop. Crying, here refers to crying all the time. According to ancient etiquette, when an elder dies, the family must be very sad, how can it be expressed? Crying.

But grief is timeless, and you have to cry when you think about it, so you have to cry for twelve hours a day, day and night. The people cry for seven days, and the emperor's house must be better than others, so they have to cry for a hundred days!!

I'm just a grass mine, Hong Tao just heard Mama Wang talk about the Queen Mother's funeral ceremony, almost didn't scold, isn't this playing with the dead tossing the living.

According to traditional Chinese medicine, crying hurts the lungs. A good person cries for seven days in a row, not to mention whether there are tears or not, even if it is just a dry howl, he will have internal injuries after seven days, and he will die after crying for 100 days!

Of course, in fact, it is not as bitter as Hong Tao imagined, not a person crying continuously, there are so many people in the royal family, and there are palace maids and eunuchs or something, crying in turn. As long as you keep crying every hour, as the old saying goes, fool the devil.

At this time, Emperor Shenzong was not happy, the palace was good, wah-wow-wow-wow crying for more than three months, and he didn't let people sleep! So he changed the rules of crying for pawns, and also cried for seven days, and the latter ones were replaced by burning incense.

Hong Tao thinks that whether an emperor has done anything or not can be seen from the day he ascended the throne. When Emperor Shenzong had just ascended the throne in the second year of his reign, there were ministers like Sima Guang and Wang Anshi staring at him.

On the other hand, Zhao Hao has been on the throne for almost ten years, and except for stirring up a faction and fighting among the courtiers, other bullshit has not changed. It's a bit too much to say that he is a waste, but it's a sure thing to do, and it's not wronged at all.

The two brothers were born to the same mother, and they were also in the same school and the same teacher when they were children, why is the gap so big

There were still six days before the first palace visit, and Hong Tao worked as a guard in the Horse Mansion. Originally, I thought that I would be able to dress up during the day, and I would have to sleep with the eldest princess at night. I didn't think that the eldest princess said that during the funeral, they were not allowed to have the same room, not only were they not allowed to enter the eldest princess's room, but they were not allowed to harass Ping Nanami.

Now Hong Tao is completely relaxed, he no longer has to change his identity every day, he simply lets that fake person pass off day and night, and he is ready to escape at any time.

Speaking of escaping, Wang Shi arranged a total of ...... There are as many sets of plans as there are gates in Kaifeng City. In order to cope with the possibility of a curfew, it is also divided into two versions, day and night, which is not insignificant.

But she is very attentive to all sneaky things, not to deal with errands, but to like it in her heart, she is really a model of doing a line of love and a line.

According to the analysis of the Promotion Society, it is unlikely that the emperor will attack in public, even if he is under house arrest, he will have to be placed under house arrest in the Horse Mansion, and there is no chance to try any kind of prison dungeon.

The reason is very simple, the imperial court can't openly turn against King Liang, in that case, it still can't control the new army. It can be seen from the process of this battle against Xia that Wang Da, Wang Qi, Jiang Erlang, and Xiao Wuna are all generals in the new army who can take charge of themselves, and they can command the battle without the commander of King Liang.

Only by controlling King Liang, and then finding a way to deal with the new army, can we go back and deal with the problem of King Liang again. When the time comes, you can add a crime and you can go down, and after two years, after everyone forgets about this matter and this person, you can find another crime to the end, or simply slaughter it.

Hong Tao agrees with this analysis, and he thought so before he came. If there is a danger of being clicked at any time, he promises to find a reason not to enter Beijing, and if he likes to say anything, he will be disloyal and unfilial!

"You can't go just and brightly, either drill a dog hole or hide a dung truck, so arranged for your father's face to be glorious!" But Hong Tao has a lot of objections to the escape method arranged by Wang Shi, what kind of is this, it is too burying people, it is difficult not to doubt Wang Shi's original intention.

"Daddy said it easily, but I don't know how difficult it is to dig a secret passage in ten days. In order to prevent the spies of the Imperial City Division from discovering it, my subordinates usually have to use bamboo sticks and fingers to dig through the rocks, and only dare to use steel drills and steel shovels in the middle of the night! If you want to get out of the city after curfew, there is no other way except dung trucks, dung boats, water wheels and water boats, and you can't blow up the city walls and kill them! ”

Wang Shi was very unconvinced, she was busy with this matter before she arrived in Kaifeng, these days it has almost been a continuous rotation, there is no credit and hard work, not praise and doubt, it hurts too much.

"If this thing gets out, how will I be a person with your father? When the time comes, the Tokyo Daily will definitely write one after another, and there are so many pens in the imperial court, guess what Daddy will become! ”

Regardless of whether Wang Shi took revenge for personal gain, Hong Tao didn't want to get into the dung bucket and escape anyway. He has a slight cleanliness habit, no matter how well the compartment is done, thinking about the feces and urine of hundreds of people on his head, he will be uncomfortable for the rest of his life.

Besides, if someone finds out, even if you can rush out, what about your reputation? It doesn't matter if you are a butcher or a traitor, but you can't be the king of dung buckets. It's true that the big husband can stretch and bend, but this is too bending.

“…… This matter is really inappropriate, Daddy is the president of the promotion society, and the president drills a dung bucket, and after the word goes out, not only Daddy's reputation is damaged, but also the development of the promotion society is also a heavy blow. Old ten, you have a lot of ghost ideas, think about it again, is there a better way? ”

Wang Er had just arrived in the morning, and she did think more comprehensively, but Hong Tao felt that she was not a thing compared to Wang Shi. Listen, I keep thinking about my father's reputation, but I am still afraid of ruining the reputation of the promotion society. If she wasn't the president and had nothing to do with the promotion club, she would definitely not oppose the little prince of the dung bucket.

“…… During the mourning period, it is not allowed to be slaughtered in the city, and it is not possible to go out from Dailoumen if you want to mix in the pigs. Wang Shi bit his lip and thought hard, and muttered to the three subordinates who were stationed in Kaifeng, but there was still nothing to do.

"Can't you make your dad look like a person?" Hong Tao's nose is almost crooked, okay, except for the little prince of the dung bucket is a pig is strong, how long is this brain.

"Then you can only come to the hard one, Daddy put on soft armor, the defense of the city wall west of Dailou Gate is the weakest, then let the special forces climb up first, solve the soldiers defending the city, and then take Daddy out of the city from the Huimin River into Weishui, Caihe, Yingshui, and finally return to Yangzi Town from Huaishui. This way is all along the river, the speed of the boat will not be slow, but the distance is far and easy to be intercepted......"

Wang Shi really has no tricks, so she can only put aside her best secret operation and plan to play hard. As he spoke, he took out a few maps and studied them on the table.

"No, it can't be done this way, it's not safe to take too many detours. The child thought that a few people got off the boat in Xinzheng, arranged for the fast horse to pretend to run west to Huangzhou, and then let people take a boat down the Huai River and pretend to go to Yangzi Town. Dad and Niangniang got off the boat from Shouzhou, changed to the dart car of the dart bureau and went south to Wankou Town along the trade road. Transfer to the river boat and go back to Kuizhou, and wait for Yangzi Town to be safe before going back, it should be foolproof! ”

After watching and planning, Wang Shi soon came up with a new evacuation plan, and two groups of suspicious soldiers were arranged along the way, and the destination was changed to Sichuan. It is not unexpected, it is unthinkable to come to the imperial court, and it is indeed very safe.

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