Chapter 45: Prince Xuan's screams

The next morning, at the second quarter of the first month, that is, at half past nine, Guan Zhuofan came over on time to "ask for training". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

"How do you feel about your injury?"

This was the first thing Cixi said after Guan Zhuofan sat down.

"Empress Dowager Xie's attention," Guan Zhuofan owes a debt, "it's already much better." ”

"Alas, it should have been well raised," Cixi frowned slightly, "Beijing, Tianjin, Guangang, Xiaozhan Station, far and near, are all running at both ends, this is ......"

Cixi's demeanor is very subtle, not only maintaining the dignified grace of the Queen Mother, but at the same time, her eyebrows are slightly frowned, and the autumn water is shining, the kind of unique concern between lovers, intentional or unintentional, looming.

Guan Zhuofan felt an inexplicable pressure, he bowed slightly, so that his gaze did not directly meet Cixi, "The disease of moss scabies, the empress dowager is worried, and the ministers ...... It's scary. ”

"Don't you dare to say anything about 'mossy disease'!" Cixi said, "This is not hurting the vital point - if it hurts the vital ...... Alas, that's worth it?! ”

"Uh......"

"Don't blame me for speaking unlucky," Cixi sighed, "Last night, I sat alone in the 'Crystal Pavilion' in a daze, thinking, fortunately, your skills are still quite dexterous, this knife escaped the vital point!" Fortunately, there is no poison or anything on the knife......"

After a pause, "Otherwise...... In case of...... So, what about the imperial court? What about the country? Also, what should I do with the two children of Liniuer and Dunniuer? Neither of them has given birth to an heir! ”

Guan Zhuofan was a little embarrassed - sister, your routine...... But something unexpected to me?

"Also," a faint flush appeared on Cixi's face, and her voice lowered slightly, "If something really happens to you...... What am I going to do? What should a petty official do? He hasn't even seen his own father's face yet! Poor child...... Isn't that going to be...... Uh, is it a posthumous child? ”

Guan Zhuofan is really embarrassed - sister, why did you come to such a set?

Also, you said as if I had already hung up......

And - when I was stabbed, you were already born, so even if I was ...... What's the matter, the little official can't be regarded as a "posthumous son"......

Not knowing what to say, Cixi asked, "Fang Cai, have you been to see the little official?" ”

Guan Zhuofan breathed a sigh of relief slightly, and hurriedly said, "Yes." ”

I said in my heart, this sister is really hard to deal with! I've got to wake up my spirits!

"What do you think......" The blush on Cixi's face became thicker, and her phoenix eyes became brighter, "The little official was born...... Is it more like you? Still is...... More like me? ”

Yes?

"Uh...... Uh......" Guan Zhuofan was at a loss and snorted twice, "This, this, naturally...... Like the Queen Mother, ...... more"

Cixi smiled softly, "What...... The little official is a boy, not a girl, what are you doing like me? I think ......"

Speaking of which, he smiled and nodded, "Well, it's better to be more like you." ”

"Uh, uh, yes, yes......"

"Well, I just hope that he is not only born like you, but when he grows up, he can also be like his Amma, with talent and ability!"

"Uh...... It's ......"

Sister, are you done? I really don't know how to deal with this number!

Of course it's not done – it's just the beginning.

"Well, have you thought of the name of the little official?"

Yes?

"Uh, this, this, haven't ...... yet"

"The daimyo gets up a little later, and it doesn't matter...... What about the name? ”

Guan Zhuofan saw sweat on his forehead, "Uh, this, this, it's not ...... yet"

Cixi's face showed a look of surprise, and then, the smile on her face slowly disappeared.

No way...... It's a lot of pressure......

After a long while, Cixi sneered, "You're really interested!" - Why, this child is not your own? Was it picked up? ”

Guan Zhuofan couldn't sit still and stood up, "This name...... Uh, sir...... That's what I think! That's ...... Rise! ”

"Okay, you think, get up!"

Belch...... This one......

Alas, this is in a hurry, how do you let me think of it?

The sweat on Guan Zhuofan's forehead is obvious.

Alas, how long has it been since I've been so embarrassed?

Cixi snorted, "Sit down." ”

"Uh, yes, Empress Dowager Xie......"

Guan Zhuofan sat down and secretly wiped his sweat.

"It's just a name," said Cixi, "it's a little sloppy to be sloppy, but a big name is not to be sloppy." ”

"Yes, yes!"

"I'll put my words first," Cixi said in a warning tone, "the first word for the name of the petty official must be 'heaven', and the second word must be 'day'!" ”

"Huh? Ah, this, yes, yes......"

"Anyway, the name of the little official has to follow his two elder brothers!"

"Uh, yes......"

Before Xiaoguan'er, Guan Zhuofan's four children and two sons, born to Yang Wan'er, named "Tiangao", and Mia born, named "Tiansheng"; The two daughters, born to Jacqueline, with the single name "Xin", and Hu Qingqing, with the superimposed name "Xiaoxiao" - this is the meaning of "greetings" to her mother.

The boys' names are all double characters, the first word is "day", the girls are "free", can be single or double, and all the children's names are from "day".

According to the order of birth, the eldest Guan Xin, the second Guan Tiansheng, the third Guan Tiangao, and the fourth Guan Xiaoxiao.

According to the genealogy, Guan Zhuofan is the "Zhuo" generation, the next generation, not the "Tian" generation. However, Guan Zhuofan did not regard the ancestor of "Guan Zhuofan" in this time and space as his ancestor at all, so he did not plan to name his children according to the "genealogy" of this time and space.

"Also," Cixi slowed down her speech and accentuated her tone, "the most important thing, the little official...... Get the surname 'Guan'! ”

"Huh? Oh, it's natural......"

"Nature?" Cixi sneered, "It's better to be 'natural'!" Otherwiseβ€”"

After a pause, he gritted his thin white teeth, and his voice squeezed out from between his teeth, "If you dare to call the little official nameless, unclear, and unclear...... Guan Zhuofan, see if I can spare you! ”

"The minister didn't dare...... Can't! ”

"Don't dare?"

After a pause, he snorted, "Okay, then you can tell me, what are you going to do with the petty officials?" ”

"Uh...... 'What to do'?"

"His surname is Guan, his name is from 'day', and he is from the word 'day' - such a son, how do you explain it to the outside? Which one is his mother? ”

"Uh...... Uh......"

The sweat on Guan Zhuofan's forehead came out again.

Lao Tzu today, how many "uh" are there?

"Come here."

Cixi's voice was very calm.

Come here? What do you mean?

"Didn't you hear?"

"Yes, yes!"

Guan Zhuofan stood up and took a step.

"Come back a little more."

Guan Zhuofan took another step forward.

What are you...... What are you going to do?

Cixi stretched out her left hand, pinched Guan Zhuofan's right hand, and smiled lightly.

Guan Zhuofan was shocked.

Then, Cixi's right hand also stretched out and covered Guan Zhuofan's hand.

Guan Zhuofan's heart was pounding, sister, should you? ……

Ahem, I only have one hand......

Of course not.

Cixi pinched the back of Guan Zhuofan's hand, and screwed it with all her strength.

Unexpectedly, Guan Zhuofan screamed, but he immediately held back, but his hand didn't dare to take it back, "The Queen Mother's subordinates have mercy, this, it hurts, it hurts!" ……”

"It's weirdβ€”" Cixi gritted her teeth, "you heartless, faceless, skinless ...... Will you also know that it hurts? ”

"Ouch, ouch, it really hurts......"

"I know that you didn't take the little official to heart! Shouldn't these things have been planned before? Come with me now, 'uh-uh'! You...... Are you hiccups? ”

"The minister should die, the minister should die! However, please ask the Queen Mother to ...... Let's let go of it, okay? It's really ...... It hurts! ”

"I'm ...... here," Cixi gritted her teeth and her eyes reddened, "Are you...... After being happy, put on your pants, we mother and son, just ignore it? ”

"Huh? How so? Minister...... Don't dare, never dare! Ouch, ouch, the minister has only this one hand left, the queen mother...... Be merciful! This left a pretense, before and after people, and ministers also ...... It's hard to explain! ”

"Confess, confess...... You should think about it first, how to explain to me and the little official! ”

"Yes, yes! Chen Zheng is desperately thinking about it! However, the Queen Mother pinched ...... Ouch, ...... The minister's brain is not easy to use! ”

"Humph!"

Cixi finally stepped up.

"Ouch-"

Guan Zhuofan couldn't help it, and let out a low scream.

Our Lady Queen Mother finally let go.

Guan Zhuofan gasped, subconsciously took two steps back, and peeked at the back of his hand - Damn, it's a long bruise!

Looking at Guan Zhuofan's grinning appearance, Cixi felt an inexplicable pleasure in her heart, and the smile returned to her face.

"What? Does it really hurt? Our Prince Xuan, isn't it so useless? Come here, let me take a lookβ€”it won't bleed, will it? ”

Where is Guan Zhuofan willing to come over again? hurriedly said: "It's nothing important, don't dare to bother the Queen Mother anymore!" ”

Cixi smiled and said, "It depends on how you 'explain' - if it is not satisfactory, I still have to 'bother'." ”

The smile is like a flower, Guan Zhuofan saw it in his eyes, and his heart was first rippling, and then tight.

"Yes, yes!" He still grinned slightly, and gently smoked the cold air, "The minister is exhausted, and he must give the Queen Mother a 'wishful' 'explanation'!" However, uh, this, I always have to ask the Queen Mother for a few days, and wait for the ministers to plan a perfect plan, and then return to the Queen Mother in detail. ”

"Hmph...... That's it. ”

After a pause, Cixi put away the smile on her face, "However, you can hear clearly, I'm not joking - I will never allow a petty official to live a life without a name, a distinction, or a clear mind!" He generally wants to be crowned a prince and a king, and he generally wants to be a general! General ...... Be a man of man! He won't allow ...... Can't compare to his two older brothers! Guan Zhuofan, did you hear clearly? ”

"Uh...... Yes, yes! Minister...... Obey the will, obey the will! ”

*(To be continued.) )