Chapter 134: The Prime Minister Really Didn't Do It Human
"What, the Queen Mother wants me to be the prime minister?"
Yun Xiao almost fell off his chair when he heard the bad news, and he choked on a mouthful of tea. Ellis hurriedly came over to comb Yun Xiao's back, and Chi Ling wiped the water stains on her body with a cloth towel.
"Let you be the prime minister, not let you jump into the river. Look at you, yes? Nangong glanced at Ellis and Chi Ling, picked up a longan and peeled it and ate it.
"Jumping into the river, Lao Tzu would rather jump into the river than be this prime minister." The panting Yun Xiao almost jumped up from his chair.
The prime minister, the official, looks like the head of a hundred officials, and he is majestic. But who can understand the hardships involved, and the affairs of the court must be taken care of in every detail. It's not good to be tired and half dead for a day, and the emperor and the empress dowager are fighting to the death. Sandwiched between the two giants and subjected to that kind of splint gas, this kind of taste hurts Yun Xiao when he thinks about it. Even Dou Ying couldn't do the work, so he took it over and did it himself. It's purely a good life that has passed a lot, and the kidneys hurt.
"Why are you so hypocritical, you go to the court to inquire. Hou Ye, who wants to be the prime minister, can stand around Weiyang Palace in a circle. Hello, you don't do it. You're trying to me off. ”
"Whoever likes to do it, I don't do it anyway."
Yun Xiao threw down a sentence and was about to walk out.
I saw the eunuch walk in. "Master Hou, Aunt Ying came here and said she wanted to see you."
"Aunt Ying? This guy didn't follow the Empress Dowager in Changle Palace, how could he have time to run to himself. Yun Xiao's mind was suspicious, but as a first-class celebrity beside the Empress Dowager. If you don't see it, you can't really say it. After all, the Empress Dowager is not dead.
Yun Xiao just wanted the eunuch to lead Aunt Ying to the study. Suddenly, my brain was opened.
Nangong said that Wang Wan wanted to praise herself as prime minister, did the rumor come out. What does the Empress Dowager have in her mind, Aunt Ying definitely belongs to the type of night owl entering the house. If there is nothing to do, he will definitely not leave Changle Palace for half a step, it must be the Empress Dowager who knows.
Yun Xiao rushed back, and began to undress after dividing five by two.
"What are you doing here?"
Nangong saw that Yun Xiao had just walked to the door and retreated, and kept undressing. She was confused by Yun Xiao's actions.
"Don't ask anything, let the kitchen boil medicine for me."
Yun Xiao, who was stripped naked, got into the quilt at once, and put a handkerchief on his head. Almost instantly, he began to hum and moan, and the Oscar winner was at this level as soon as he entered the play.
"Look at what! Please come in, come here. Pull the little white out. Don't scare people. ”
The innocent white is pushed awake from his dream by Ellis. Reluctantly, he opened his aqua blue eyes and saw that it was Ellis who pushed him, so he didn't have a seizure. Ellis hugged Xiaobai's big head, waved his hand and walked to the door. Xiao Bai stood up suddenly. Follow Ellis away.
Chi Ling sat obediently beside Yun Xiao's bed. Help Yun Xiao tidy up the handkerchief on his head. "Ahem......" Nangong coughed lightly in his throat. Chi Ling stood up in shock. He stood aside, his head bowed and did not speak.
Nangong sat down in the place where Chi Ling had just done, and looked at Yun Xiao with a stinky face.
"Look what! It's not your queen mother's fault. Now the Empress Dowager has come to the door. See what you do, even your queen mother's eight bundles can't catch up with the queen mother. If you want the Yun family to be peaceful, follow me to play this play, and the Empress Dowager can let whoever she wants to do, and she is not allowed to interject.
If you dare to interject, I won't go to your room for a month. Word. ”
Yun Xiao came up with a killer move, this trick is the best way to deal with Nangong, a woman who wants to have children and wants to go crazy. Nangong was so angry that he slapped Yun Xiao's chest fiercely and gave Yun Xiao a big white eye.
After a while, the eunuch led Aunt Ying to push the door and walked in. Seeing Yun Xiao lying half-dead on the couch, Aunt Ying was shocked.
"Yunhou is fine, the Empress Dowager specially sent slaves and maids to visit. You're ......"
"You must have also heard that the Huns' fine work mixed into the Yun family. I don't know what poison was used, and the holy hand of the imperial doctor didn't cure it. Fortunately, I found it early, otherwise my life would have been gone now. You go back and report that those Hun slaves and maids should be disciplined well. They must not be allowed to come into contact with the outside world, otherwise it is easy to cause trouble.
It's also my fault, why did you keep these Huns at home in the first place. Now I've dismissed them all. Yun Xiao's tone was short, and he had to take a breath after speaking. looks like a terminally ill posture.
"I only heard that Yunhou was poisoned, but I didn't expect it to be so deep. The first emperor said that if it is not my race, its heart will be different. This is really not wrong, the Yun family treats those subordinates so well. But they hurt the Hou Ye like this, and even if they take the meticulous work, it is not too much to cut it with a thousand knives.
The Empress Dowager instructed the slaves and maids to bring a lot of palace medicinal materials, and the thousand-year-old Shouwu slaves and maids brought two. Hou Ye took it, and he got better. We need a mainstay like Hou Ye. ”
As she spoke, Aunt Ying took out a black lacquer box from the handmaid behind her. Open it for Yun Xiao to take a look, Yun Xiao saw that the shou wu had cultivated into a human form. At first glance, it was a rare medicinal material, and he hurriedly ordered: "Nangong, take it." Tomorrow I will go to Changle Palace, and thank the Empress Dowager on behalf of Benhou. ”
Nangong obediently took the black lacquer box, she has been in the palace for many years, and she is naturally a knowledgeable person. This Shouwu is definitely a treasure in Weiyang Palace, and no one wanted to touch it except Liu Qi back then. I'm afraid there are only three or five in the entire Changle Palace, and bringing two at once is really a heavy gift.
"Aunt Ying's words are serious, Yun Xiao now has no ambition to serve the country. But without the power to serve the country, it is difficult to get out of bed now. Even the toilet had to be waited, and I heard that the Huns were ravaging the Hetao. Ben Hou wanted to go on the expedition, but unfortunately this body ...... Ay! Yun Xiao tried his best to make an angry appearance.
"Yunhou will take care of his body, and the Huns have been taken care of by Dou Xiangguo. Yunhou doesn't have to worry, but the Empress Dowager intends to let you hang the seal. I don't know what Yunhou wants? ”
Nangong's eyes widened, he really didn't expect Wang Wan to maintain a high degree of consistency with the Empress Dowager this time. Yun Xiao is the prime minister, and Liu Che will definitely not object. In other words, this candidate is the unanimous choice of the Han royal family. Nangong couldn't help but snicker, and just as he was about to speak, he suddenly coughed violently.
"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Nangong hurriedly helped Yun Xiao comb his chest. Seeing Yun Xiao glaring at him, he knew that Yun Xiao was reminding himself. I thought that I would have to keep watch every night, and let those vixens be happy every night. Nangong swallowed the words from his mouth raw.
Seeing that Nangong had been completed, Yun Xiao said weakly: "Thanks to the Empress Dowager's love, but Yun Xiao is a little powerless." Look at my current body, let alone acting government affairs, even family affairs can only be handled by Nangong. How can he be the heavy responsibility of the prime minister, and ask the empress dowager to ask for another master. ”
Yun Xiao was determined not to do this prime minister, and besides, he didn't know if Aunt Ying was testing himself. It's better to be careful, the water in the court is too muddy, and the fish in it are too big. Some grass carp carp can still deal with it, and if there is a school of piranhas lurking, they will not be gnawed into bones.
"Uh......" Aunt Ying was also very helpless, she really wanted Yun Xiao to be the prime minister. After all, he has always had a good relationship with the Yun family, and it is rare that he is a person who is favored by both the emperor and the empress dowager. But Yunxiao's half-dead appearance is really difficult to do the prime minister's busy official duties.
"Then the slave maid won't disturb Yunhou to rest, there is still something to do in Changle Palace, and the slave maid will leave." Aunt Ying felt that there was no point in sitting down any longer, so she had to retire.
At this time, as soon as they opened, a strong smell of medicine came in. Yan Xian appeared at the door with the eunuch, and Yun Xiao hurriedly said, "Madam, send Aunt Ying on behalf of Benhou." Give Aunt Ying two pots of our freshly brewed wine and take them away. This year's grapes are not growing well, and there is not much wine in stock, so I hope Aunt Ying will not be shabby. ”
"Slave Xie Yunhou reward, your grape wine has been sold for gold in Chang'an City. The princes and nobles in the city were treated, and there was only a small pot at one table. Where do slaves and maids dare to be picky? ”
Yan Xian smiled at Aunt Ying, which can be regarded as a greeting, the goddess has always been unsociable. I'm not keen on these things, and the person who originally sent him off should be Nangong. But Yun Xiao was afraid that Nangong wanted to make him the prime minister, so he accidentally said it for a while.
The goddess is the titular eldest lady of the Yun family, and even if Nangong's status is noble, it is just a side room. Even if it's the side room of the house, it's a side room. dispatched the eldest woman to give Aunt Ying a slave, which can indeed be regarded as giving Aunt Ying face.
Yan Xian politely walked out with Aunt Ying, and the door was just closed. Yun Xiao pushed away the medicine that Nangong fed to his mouth.
"Don't drink it, it's all for Aunt Ying's play. Who has nothing to do with drinking this bitter thing, take it and pour it out. ”
"If you don't drink, you won't drink, and people will squeeze their heads to get the official position. Now with your hands in front of you, you're still pretending. Being a prime minister is so bitter and so sinful? It's like you're going to be executed. Nangong put the decoction into the tray and said angrily.
"Don't tell me about the prime minister, it's a fire pit. Whoever jumps in finishes the game. Your cousin Dou Ying, that is also a top person. He retreated bravely, and at this time you are still willing to fill me in?
You are a fool when Dou Ying is a fool, and the little emperor can't see such an obvious agitation method? Can a fool help the first emperor to quell the rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms in three months? Can a fool crisscross the court and the opposition for so long?
Dou Ying was afraid, he was leaving a way out for himself. You don't want to think about who is not splinted now. Gu is now catering to the Queen Mother, but what about the Queen Mother's death? The little emperor has always held grudges, can he let go of the guy who is now managing him all day long and making him stumble?
If you take care of the future, then it's even worse, the Queen Mother makes you can't even take care of the present. In a word, this prime minister really didn't do it. (To be continued......)