Chapter 6: Sven Scum
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Luo Xin glanced at the chicken on the plate, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, since he came to Daming, he had not eaten meat. He nodded and said:
"It's a chicken!"
The other two scholars laughed, they knew that their friend was very narrow-minded, and this was to tease the child again. Sure enough, the scholar said:
"Little brother, I'll make a riddle for you to guess, if you guess correctly, the chicken will be yours. If you can't guess, is it okay to lose to me? ”
When Luo Xin heard this, his expression was a little dazed, and it was precisely because he knew that the scholar teased him again that he remembered his previous life at this moment. In his previous life, he was not married, and naturally he did not have children of his own, so he often liked to tease the children in the community. I remember once when he went to work, he saw a child in the community holding a plastic bag of food, so he asked:
"Xiaohua, what are you doing here?"
Xiaohua said excitedly: "Have a sports meeting." ”
"Uncle didn't eat breakfast, okay give uncle a bag of snacks to eat?"
Then he saw Xiao Hua running away, turning back as he ran, for fear that Luo Xin would catch up and grab his snacks.
Luo Xin lost his mind there, and the scholar thought that Luo Xin was afraid, so he took out five cents and stacked it on the table and said:
"Little brother, after you finish guessing my riddle, you can still give me a puzzle, if I can't guess, I'll lose you five cents, how about it?"
At this time, Luo Xin had already woken up from his trance, as an old liberal arts student, and how could he be afraid of guessing riddles when he was stuck in the stacks of books all day long? What's more, this is not a guessing game, there are chickens and money, so he nodded vigorously.
"Good!"
The scholar patted the table lightly and looked at Luo Xin with a smile. At this time, the merchant of the other seat was also very curious about what kind of riddle the scholar would come up with, and whether Luo Xin could answer it, so he put down his chopsticks and looked at it with interest. The guy who came out with two bowls of hot water also put down the hot water and came around to watch. Luo Qing gently tugged at the corner of Luo Xin's clothes, his face showed timidity, the people of the Ming Dynasty have a natural respect and fear for scholars. Luo Xin didn't feel his brother tugging at the corner of his clothes, but just looked at the scholar with bright eyes.
"Little brother, listen up. The riddle is that one head is hairy and the other is light, and he holds a dripping slurry with his hand. ”
"Brother Zhang, you ......"
The other two scholars raised their fingers and smiled at the scholar. The two businessmen next to him couldn't help laughing, and the guy blushed even more, but the expressions of Luo Qing and Luo Xin did not change in the slightest, Luo Qing didn't understand, Luo Xin knew the answer.
"Xiao Er, what are you blushing for?" The scholar looked at the fellow and smiled playfully.
"I ...... I ......"
"You know the mystery?" The scholar asked again.
"I don't know!" The guy hurriedly took two steps back and lowered his head.
"Sven scum!" The young man who had brought the little girl in had whispered, his gaze at the scholar was full of disgust.
"Cousin, what is the answer to the riddle they guess? Does the cousin know? Dale wondered. The girl named Daile blinked at the young man opposite.
The scholar who was out of the mystery glared at the young scholar, pursed his lips, and turned his gaze to Luo Xindao:
"Little brother, how's it going? Did you guess it? The scholar turned his head to look at Luo Xin, with a hint of abuse in his eyes.
Luo Xin stepped forward, picked up the plate of chicken with both hands and handed it to Luo Qing and said, "Big brother, take it." ”
Luo Qing stretched out his hand in a daze to take the plate of chicken, Luo Xin looked back at the scholar and said, "The mystery is a brush." ”
"You...... How do you know? The abuse in the scholar's eyes turned into surprise.
"What?" The guy raised his head suddenly, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he secretly said in his heart: "Why is this a brush, shouldn't it be that?" ”
Thinking of this, he also looked down at his crotch, but then remembered the appearance of the brush, and suddenly looked up at Luo Xin with admiration on his face.
The young scholar at the third table looked stunned for a moment, and then his face showed a look of crying and laughing. The girl clapped her hands and said:
"Cousin, that little brother is so smart."
"Hahaha......" The other two scholars couldn't help but laugh. The scholar surnamed Zhang glared at the two and said:
"Didn't you two guess last night?"
"Hehe......" The faces of the two scholars became embarrassed.
"It's my turn to solve the mystery." A childish voice rang out. Attracting everyone's attention, Luo Xin looked at the other two scholars with his innocent gaze:
"Do you want to participate too?"
This made everyone laugh, they thought that Luo Xin could guess the riddle, he must have heard about it somewhere, and now he was going to give the three talented masters a question......
This is the fearlessness of the ignorant!
A Xiucai teased Luo Xin with a smile: "Little brother, it's not impossible for us to participate, if we can't guess it, we will lose five copper coins to you, and if we guess it, the plate of chicken will have to be returned." ”
After the words fell, the two scholars also took out five copper coins and stacked them on the table, and then looked at Luo Xin with interest. Luo was a little entangled in his confidence, and he didn't know if his riddle could be difficult to hold the three Xiucai, if it wasn't difficult, the plate of chickens would be gone. However, if you can be stumped, it will be an extra fifteen copper coins! His eyes swept over the three stacks of copper coins, and finally gritted his teeth and said:
"Good!"
"Please ask the little brother to do the question!" The three Xiucai also bowed their hands to Luo Xin, they didn't think that a child's riddle would be difficult for them.
"Listen up." Luo Xin's immature voice spoke: "Mao sticks to Mao, meat sticks to meat, it's uncomfortable if you don't stick it overnight." ”
"What?" The people around were stunned.
"Poof......" The two businessmen couldn't help but laugh. Xiao Er's face couldn't help but blush again.
However, the three scholars frowned slightly, they guessed the mystery of "one hair and one light" in Huaxianglou last night, and they were ridiculed, and they didn't dare to think about it easily today. At this time, the young scholar at the third table also frowned slightly and thought, he knew that he could not be misled by the riddle, and this riddle was really interesting. The girl opened a pair of big eyes and looked at her cousin for a while, looked at the three Xiucai for a while, and looked at Luo Xin for a while, her eyes were full of curiosity.
"That ......" Zhang surnamed Xiucai's face was slightly red: "The scope of the mystery?" ”
Luo Xin pursed his lips and said, "You didn't tell me the scope just now. ”
The face of the surnamed Zhang Xiucai is even redder, but if you don't know the range, it's nothing, if there is a joke, it will be a loss of face. So, he said with some difficulty:
"Didn't you just ask?"
"Okay!" Luo Xin said with a generous look: "The scope of the mystery is a certain part of the human body. ”
As soon as these words came out, the three monks felt bad, and their faces turned green.
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