Chapter 544: The Cat's Tale The queen went berserk
A quarter of an hour later, Li Er shouted helplessly to stop.
In this quarter of an hour, everyone came together, whether it was a fierce general, a weak Wenchen, or even a sword, but they couldn't break the golden bell jar alive or dead, even the wise Fang Xuanling couldn't deceive him with tricks, so Li Er could only stop and give up the idea of revenge on the spot, there was no way, his hands hurt when he was already beaten.
Li Er pointed at Bai Fan in annoyance and scolded: "Boy, why do you want to poison us? and we have not sinned against you. β
"What's the matter, absolutely not, Your Majesty, don't talk nonsense, it's not my father-in-law who regrets that he hasn't tasted immortal food, I just want to give him a taste."
"Big brother provoked you, you are looking for him, so why did you piggyback on us? Is this a fire at the city gate that affected the fish in the pond? β
"Your Majesty, if you have to talk about your conscience or not, you are the ones who rush to share the food, if I don't give it, you look at their saliva, it looks too infiltrating, I didn't force you to eat."
That's right, you didn't persecute it, but you said that everyone drooled, and you were deceived.
Only then did Li Jiancheng understand, and shook his head speechlessly: "Didn't the old man just kick you, and did you retaliate like this?" β
Bai Fan's head shook into a rattle, and he denied it again and again, "No, no, where did the son-in-law take revenge, he definitely didn't take the past to heart, there is nothing in the world that the son-in-law can't forgive......"
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Everyone has already thrown themselves to the ground in admiration for Bai Fan's shameless style in the world, did you say that it was forgiveness, or that it was not revenge?
"Hey! Big brother, you really have a good son-in-law, the younger brother was still envious before, but now, hehe......"
"Congratulations to King Jin, the son-in-law is commendable......"
A mouthful of old blood spurted out of Jin King Li Jiancheng's heart, these people can't retaliate against Bai Fan and ridicule the old man? The old man is also a victim, okay?
The eldest grandson of the queen looked at everyone's appearance, felt funny, and felt unbearable, and asked: "Jian Zhi, you too, it's too much fun, how can you go out to meet people?" β
"Second aunt, haven't you heard of 'curiosity kills cats'?"
Empress Eldest Sun shook her head: "No, curiosity is known in this palace, everyone has it, but how can curiosity kill a cat?" Who did the cat mess with? β
Bai Fan instantly felt that he was thundered, it turned out that the other party was not on the same channel as himself at all, under normal circumstances, you should ask what curiosity kills a cat, right, but how can you care about a cat?
Even the hundred officials are concerned and say, who did the cat provoke?
Well, in fact, there are really a lot of amazing cats in history, such as the Western proverb that curiosity kills cats, as well as the magical 'SchrΓΆdinger's cat' in quantum physics, cats and mice in children's entertainment, and so on.
There are also in the East, such as the civet cat who died innocently and tragically in the history of the tanuki for the prince, the half-hearted cat in the children's story kitten fishing, the cat that failed in the zodiac and the cat, and the cat that left a hand in the master-apprentice relationship between the cat and the tiger......
Thinking of this, Bai Fan couldn't help but shake his brain, feeling that the cat was about to be played bad by humans, who did this cat provoke?
At this moment, Imperial Physician Liu in the Imperial Physician team laughed and said: "I'm right, although this thing is not poison, but its nature is hot, it should be solved with cold medicine, and the thing that can't be countered is the seed in it, see how tightly that kid protects the seeds?" β
"Come on, Lao Liu, that kind of seed is ten times hotter than the shell, you don't think it's hard enough just now.
Besides, by the time you have prepared the cold medicine, everyone will have endured the spicy energy a long time ago. Bai Fan laughed heartily.
Then Imperial Physician Liu didn't care about Bai Fan's jokes, and immediately retorted: "The spiciness in the mouth can be tolerated, but what about the fire poison in the eyes?" Hmph, you kid just watch the excitement and don't care about the end, you look at our group of lantern eyes, it's really nonsense. β
"Very good, very good, Liu Aiqing quickly went to dispense medicine, I am waiting for the dressing treatment."
Li Er urged, turned his head to the leader of the forbidden army and shouted: "Wait for you to retreat, let you take down this kid, all of them are cowards, what's the use of waiting?" Retire. β
Yes, the forbidden army was reprimanded and quickly retreated, at this time His Majesty was angry, who wants to stay here longer?
Only then did Bai Fan notice that the eldest grandson queen was still holding a child in her arms, which should be the little princess who had just been born recently, and smiled and stepped forward to ask for it, Bai Fan looked at this little baby carved in pink and jade, and immediately liked it.
"Second aunt, has this little sister been named?"
"Take it, your second uncle took it, the big name is Mingda, and the small name is Son, which means that I want her to thrive like the Rui Beast (similar to the appearance of a one-horned rhino)."
Bai Fan knows, it turns out that this child is Taizong's most beloved little daughter, Zhenguan famous Jinyang princess Li Mingda, the history books record that the princess of Jinyang is smart and kind, and has a gentle temperament, because her mother Changsun Empress died early, so Taizong raised her, and every time she encounters Taizong's anger, she will slowly persuade her, like her own mother and eldest grandson, and be empathetic and protect the minister.
Because he grew up with his father since he was a child, he learned good calligraphy, especially imitating Taizong's flying white body, which can reach the point of being fake.
It's a pity that this little princess inherited the qi disease of her mother's family, and died at the age of twelve.
Thinking of this, Bai Fan stretched out his hand to check the pulse of the child, and nodded slowly: "Well, yes, the child is very healthy, it seems that the last time the Five Elements Stone took the Mandate of Heaven, it has completely cured the second aunt's qi disease, and the son is not inherited, and it may be because of the Five Elements Stone, it is stronger than ordinary children, it really deserves the name of the son, very good." β
After hearing this, Empress Eldest Sun smiled at the moment, and there was no doubt in her heart, although Sun Shenxian had already been diagnosed, Bai Fan was considered by everyone to be a person of destiny who could change his life, and his words were even more convincing.
"Boy, don't think that you can get through the test by helping your son, so many of us have been poisoned by you, you must have an explanation today."
"Erlang ......" Empress Changsun persuaded, meaning that they are all their own people, what's wrong with a joke?
Bai Fan looked at the people who were still surrounding him, and said with a smile: "Okay, I also admit that I made a big joke, since it was because of the chili pepper that made you suffer, then I will use this thing to cook myself and cook a delicious meal for everyone, how about an apology?"
You know, I'm not lying when I say it's a supreme delicacy, and I drool just thinking about it. β
"What? Don't you think we're miserable enough? Li Jiancheng said angrily.
"The son-in-law swears in conscience, never hold grudges and no longer pit, I am the world's number one master but I don't often cook, you must know that the cooking skills of Wangjinglou are all passed on by me, speaking of which I am also the pioneer of modern cooking, father-in-law, are you sure you don't want this opportunity?" Bai Fan said seriously.
Everyone sighed, after what happened just now, can they still believe this product? The eye injury is not healed, do you have to face the chili pepper again?
Empress Eldest Sun said: "Big brother, just believe Jian Zhi, see that he also sincerely admits his mistakes and apologizes, it just so happens that I also want to see what he said about the best delicacy." β
"Okay, the second aunt is arrogant, just this one word, she is worthy of a sentence that women don't let her eyebrows go, and shame how many men in the world.
Come, give you back the little son, and I'll go cook." β
Bai Fan didn't care what he said, Li Er and the others were embarrassed or not, they handed the child to the queen with a smile, and saw that the cute little son fell asleep in his arms, and couldn't help but touch her little lips with his fingers and tease her again.
Who knew that it was this action that caused trouble again, Bai Fan only liked children, and forgot for a while that his hands had handled so many chili peppers before, and his hands were ......
I didn't dare to think about it, but I saw that the son in the queen's arms slowly began to frown from his sleep, and then opened his bright little eyes, and then ......
"I'm going to the imperial dining room to cook a big meal for you, and everyone will prepare a banquet for the dinner."
Bai Fan lifted the chili pepper bag in one hand, stepped up a ladder to the sky, and then flew out of the door from the top of everyone's heads, heading straight to the direction of the imperial dining room.
Everyone is still puzzled, why is Lantian Hou so weird? It's really vigorous, and it seems that he is also in a hurry to eat delicious, so it seems that this food is still very exciting.
At this moment, a sharp cry of a baby came out of the arms of the eldest grandson empress, and the emperor and his wife looked down at their daughter again, well, it was very obvious that the lower lip of the little son was twice as red and swollen as the upper lip.
"Bai Fan, this palace is going to kill you......"
The first chapter was released three times in the morning, and today in order to thank the book friends for the first 10,000 rewards accumulated after being put on the shelves, three more chapters were added, and three chapters were sent out in the morning.
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