Syllable!

I saw that in the wharf wine shop, the square table was knocked by a flower pear "stop wood" crisp sound, the storyteller wrapped in a dark turban lifted his sleeve, and the wine guests from all over the world first arched their hands, and then they said: "The preface says that the Qian family officials got an errand of taking taxes and people, which is gradually occurring, and on both sides of the canal, where there are prostitute villages, all the property ...... have been purchased."

As soon as I talked about it, I saw a few men with convulsions in the wine shop, if it weren't for the dock "Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger" in Yangtze County, he didn't dare to be presumptuous, for fear that he would not immediately make a noise.

Inside and outside, they are standing and leaning and sitting, lying and lying, all of them are dark-skinned and muscular, they are ordinary and lean, and they are also tendons and flesh like old cows and horses, and they pull the black skin and immediately pull out an inch and two inches.

These men are not very decent, except for a scarf wrapped around their heads like storytellers, but half of them are nowhere to be seen. A shirt, mostly a short shirt placket, pants are more convenient, so they are tied with a rope, the leggings are wrapped around and around, and the shoes with burlap bottoms are also rotten into slag, and some of them are directly barefoot there, which is even more rude.

"Haha, this stealing of my aunt's milk is also an official? Then I caught a lot of 'dolphins' for the emperor, isn't it a big official? ”

"Well, dude, I don't understand. Thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, and the official who steals his aunt's milk to eat, doesn't this seem to be strong in capital and skills? ”

"And this?"

"Isn't it? is just a big three-level and five-grade official, when you meet such a good man, even if you have the talent of the world, but you are not even a good customer, isn't you ashamed of yourself? ”

"Humph! I don't think it's that great. The second son of the Fang Xiang family, who dares to underestimate it? That's the son of a prince who can the young lady until he foams at the mouth, how can he be ashamed of a country turtle? The family background, the capital of the family, will not lose to this bird official. ”

As soon as the noise was turned, it suddenly attracted the displeasure of other families, and I heard someone shouting: "This is an apocryphal, it is a plague animal surnamed Qian, you are good, compare the second son of the house, wouldn't it insult the prestige of the second son?" ”

"It's miles and miles, I'm really confused, and I take a legend seriously. Forgive your sins, don't blame me, brothers, I invite you to eat and drink. ”

After that, the rough man tore open his neck and shouted in a loud voice, "Little brother opened two jars of 'cane wine', it's me!" ”

"Okay!"

When the little brother who ran the hall heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, because this realm was on the dock, and a jar of wine came according to fifty catties. The two jars of wine can earn a lot of commissions, and the owner of the account is also smiling, flattering there: "The heroes have seen the capital at a glance, and can know the fame of the second son of the house, we are small families, we can only be envious, but we can't look at it......"

Seeing the admiration on the owner's face, the rough man was even more proud, took out more than a dozen Kaiyuan Tongbao, and threw them away, Ding Ling landed in front of the storyteller's desk. The basin rang for a while, and the storyteller arched his hand from him, quickly touched his lips and whiskers, and continued: "On this day, the Qian official left work to find someone to eat wine, and was about to turn around, when he passed by a silk reeling factory, there seemed to be a woman's cry in the alley. Qian Guanxin thought, this is all in the middle of the night, where is the woman? Didn't you hit a female ghost in the middle of the night? ”

When everyone heard this, they were stunned for a moment.

But I saw that the storyteller was talking again: "The money official wanted to leave the account, but when he turned around, he looked down at the tiger skin on his body, and the word 'tax' on his body was the signboard of the public gate, and the dignity of the court was a 'official', so he should have 'official authority'?" Why are you still afraid of a female ghost? So the Qian official mustered up his courage to drink, stepped over and shouted: Who is it?! In the middle of the night, what kind of ghost is pretending to be a ghost?! ”

"Hmmmm...... storyteller picked up a piece of white silk and made a little daughter gesture, and her tone was even more "tactful and sad", babbling and holding the door intermittently, "...... Good, so that the officials know that the slave and the slave are the mulberry girls who pick mulberry in Xizhuang, and now they ...... Now that the family has inherited a lot of responsibilities and can't afford to pay taxes, my father has gone to the silk reeling factory in order to raise money, but there is no news......"

The storyteller who turned into a "weird" made all the men have their nostrils open and their eyes wide, and many of them were out of tune, but they actually found a convenience for themselves, and went straight to the boat of the dock "Luo Niang" to do a good job, and the evil fire came up, which made no sense to talk about.

This scene is about to be very important, and a few foreign men sitting inside eating wine and food have complicated expressions, and they don't know whether to leave or stay.

"Brother, can't I wait?"

"Well, this story sounds interesting, let's talk about it first. When the boss asked, isn't this also able to 'know everything and say everything'? ”

As he spoke, the old-timers squeezed their eyebrows and made a look that all men understand, and when the juniors saw it, they immediately cracked their mouths and smiled: "It's still my brother's old way!" ”

Then he got up and poured a glass of "sugar cane wine" for the old-timers as a sign of respect.

“…… Qian Guanren stepped forward to look, oops, at that time, the three souls went to one, and the seven spirits ran two pairs. What do you say? That Cai Sang Niang is really a beauty, her tears are like pearls, her eyebrows are like willow leaves, her red lips are like fire, and her face is like snow. only talked about her eyebrows, eyes and face, and Qian Guanren secretly felt that no one could match her. After taking a look at it and looking at it, I felt that this woman was rare, her crisp breasts were like steamed buns with white noodles, she was really full and white, and the Qian official was stealing his aunt's milk to eat his debut, how could he not tell the difference? At that moment, I thought about it, thinking about a good life, and this life is an instant account, and it is not a loss......"

"Have you eaten the money?"

"I ate it, I must have eaten, and I was full......"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed, but when they saw that the outsiders wanted to laugh but couldn't, they had to sneak and pretend to drink, but the wine sprayed a table, which was really embarrassing.

Finally, when the storyteller wanted to come to a real time, unexpectedly, the pear "Silent Wood" in the storyteller's hand was raised, and there was a "snap", which was broken at that time.

A dry man is looking forward to wearing the autumn water, unexpectedly, a great force, directly cut off the root of life, the evil fire of a hundred turns and thousands of times, it is simply nowhere to vent, it is simply the moment when it comes to the cool flight, someone comes to "cut off the children and grandchildren", it is really infinite anger immediately rises.

Fortunately, the storyteller was also skilled, shouting "Xiao Ke's stomach is empty, go to find food and turn around", and then divide it by two, and then go through the hall and turn over the hurdle, everyone is still in a daze, he has already run up, and when he turns a corner, he disappears.

When everyone came back to their senses, they had already fucking lifted the tables, chairs and benches upside down, shouting and scolding noisily, and wanted to demolish the wine shop.

Several out-of-town men were also confused, and after a while, they also scolded and left, and then found a boat to quickly vent the fire, and after the cool, they lifted their pants and went ashore, and greeted each other: "Boss, I think it is still telling the truth, this story will pass sooner or later, why wait for the boss to scold the mother, and then come to suffer." ”

"But the money official he is talking about doesn't seem to be arranging who randomly?"

"You know what? How can there be a name? In this situation, the people who run on the river all know that the Qian official steals his aunt's milk, which is simply the reincarnation of the demon, and the rumor spreads to the capital, and then to His Majesty, can there be good fruit to eat? ”

"Isn't that a bad guy reputation?"

"That's it!"

It's just that the older one secretly said in his heart: Lao Tzu is still afraid of a bad reputation for this errand?

But there is also a gap in bad reputation, how can a hungry ghost in color be an errand for the emperor? Of course, it doesn't matter if it's arranged by others, but this story is clearly from "The Attic". And "The Attic" is the money bag of the "Yangtze Evening News", doesn't this show that "Editor-in-Chief Li" did it.

The person "Editor-in-Chief Li" said that "Qian Guanren" is the devil in the sex, so "Qian Guanren" is it.

If reasoning is useful, why do you have to talk about money?

Sighing, the older one said, "When we see the boss, let's say anything, let the boss decide for himself." ”

"Listen to my brother."

The elder nodded, but said secretly in his heart: "Editor-in-Chief Li" is not a cat or a dog, you can take it casually, the boss this time, I'm afraid I don't want to make peace with the wine.

If you insist on saying how Li Fengjie is, it won't be, it's just a game text, at most add a charge of "insulting Sven", but today's "Jiangbei Li Fengjie", can you just buckle your hat?

Qian Gu will not be dried up by words, but if you want to vent your anger, I'm afraid it's not easy, this is not the moment to say that you are offended and not offended, isn't it to sit down and talk?

After a cadre turned back to the yamen, he told Qian Gu clearly, and after breaking a few porcelain cups produced by Dongguan kiln, Qian Gu gritted his teeth and said: "Stand out for two thousand, Lao Tzu will go to Yangzi County." ”