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The most powerful mother and son in the Han Dynasty are discussing how to deal with this kid. And Yun Xiao is thinking about how to deal with his three wives.

Belch...... It seems that Alice should be excluded, this girl has always been well-behaved and should not make any trouble. But Yan Xian is hard to say, the goddess is now with a big belly. When his temper was the most eccentric, Yun Xiao remembered that his wife in his previous life used to eat bud rice porridge at two o'clock in the middle of the night.

Obediently, where to find bud rice porridge at two o'clock in the middle of the night. I drove around the large and small hotels in the capital eight times, and finally bought a bowl at a five-star hotel at four o'clock in the morning.

As a result, my wife said that she didn't want to eat ballast porridge anymore, and wanted to eat preserved egg and lean pork porridge. As a result, he had to drive around the capital again.

The goddess can't eat bud rice porridge, and she doesn't know that there is such a thing in the world. Because corn was still far away in South America these days, there was not a single grain of corn in the land of Dahan.

It is indeed a headache to have more wives, and I have no practical experience in my previous life. I always think that the more things my wife has, the better, and I fantasize about the boundless happiness of three wives and four concubines when I have nothing in my head. As a result, I really got three wives in my life. Only then did I know that God is still more reliable. For everyone who believes in him has a wife.

If God gives him another chance to start over, Yun Xiao wants to say to God that it is better to marry only one wife.

The study is like a bomb shelter, and you have to come out after the air raid. Yun Xiao walked out of the study and sneaked into Alice's yard. Now hiding from the unpredictable pregnant woman and the tigress who has done a lot of kung fu.

Send Xiaobai to watch the enemy's array first to find out the situation. Yan Xian, who is pregnant, always isolates herself from Xiaobai. said that he was afraid that Xiaobai would run and jump and hurt his own children, and seeing that there was no Yan Xian's squeak inside, Yun Xiao slowly poked his head out of the door frame.

A gentle and powerful little white hand accurately grabbed Yun Xiao's ear. Yun Xiao leaned forward and entered Yan Xian's door.

Luan Ling was born in martial arts, and her hands are very strong.

The helpless Yun Xiao used a stunt to grab his chest Longhu grasp, and grabbed Luan Ling's chest with both palms. After countless drills, this move was basically steady, accurate, fast and ruthless, and played the role of grasping and controlling the enemy.

Although Luan Ling has already given birth to a child, she is still not yet eighteen years old. The face is still a little thin, and when he saw Yun Xiao's demon grasping coming, he let go of Yun Xiao's ears. Kicking the ground upside down, he flew out more than two meters.

Xiao Yunmi patted her tender little hands and laughed in the maid's arms. His hands stretched out for the strong mother to hug. Luan Ling walked over to pick up the child. Didn't think of it. Yun Mi's two little hands also grabbed the claws of the milk dragon and tiger with the same move. The little hand pinched Luan Ling's rabbit accurately, and the other little hand tore her bust.

Luan Ling was shocked, and she didn't dare to let go of the child. Hurriedly hugged Yun Mi, and one hand hurriedly pressed the chest that was ripped open.

Good girl. It's about knowing when dad needs help. This claw is really powerful.

Yun Xiao stood aside. secretly admired the intelligence and wit of the girl. Such a difficult move, you can comprehend it in such a short time, you are really a martial arts genius.

"You're old. Taught all the girls badly. Luan Ling said softly.

"I'm not yet twenty years old, so I'm old. A few days ago, you said that I could toss, why do you say that I am old today. Women are really wrong-mouthed, when do you find me up a dozen times a night at night, then I am really old. ”

Luan Ling saw that Yun Xiao actually told the secret of the husband and wife in the boudoir in public, and hurriedly blushed and stopped her mouth. A thin-skinned woman will definitely suffer a loss if she discusses this with a man.

"Well, so many people are watching. Don't be too embarrassed to panic, the Queen Mother really hurts you and rewards you with four beauties. Husband, the concubine sees that you are not far from a dozen nights. Four beauties are enough for you to keep busy. "The gold medal fighter was defeated, and the mastermind behind the scenes decided to go out of the mountain to save his little brother, uh no, it's a little sister.

Facing the head of this literary and artistic eldest sister, Yun Xiao immediately piled up a smile. There is a way to deal with Wenyi Fan, Yun Xiao began to search for modern love stories.

Stretched out his hand and hugged Yan Xian's waist, symbolically kissing his stomach that he couldn't see at all.

"My husband remembered a story today, would you like to tell you?" Yun Xiao looked at Yan Xian's delicate face with a sincere face.

The eldest sister's face turned crimson, and she let Yun Xiao enter Alice's room under the gaze of a group of minions. Helping the goddess to sit down, Yun Xiao began to tell the story euphemistically.

Yun Xiao often changes the stories he knows, removing plots such as fantasy and telling romantic love stories to his wives and concubines. Over time, it has developed a large number of excellent fans and a loyal listener base. Yan Xian and Luan Ling are among the representatives of iron fans, especially the story of Dream of Red Mansions has been well received by the wives.

"Yingtai, Zhu's children traveled to study in Hongluo Academy, and Liang Shanbo worked together, and the sons and sons shared the room for a long time, and the private marriage was not announced for three years. Wencai, a member of the Ma clan. The bamboo horse of the house. Xiaoqing has the right to return, and Yingtai ignores it. Loaded with three absolute decisions. ……。 ”

Liang Zhu's story is the best artifact to deceive the little girl's tears, and Yun Xiao decided to sacrifice this magic weapon. It is estimated that it will definitely provoke the tears in the eyes of the women, and they will throw themselves into their arms to find comfort.

Yun Xiao himself was almost moved by this earth-shattering love of ghosts and gods, and suddenly Yan Xian asked, "Are they stupid?" ”

"Uh...... Why did Madame ask such a question? ”

The goddess said very solemnly: "The butterfly life is only 7 days, why should the butterfly become poor?" If it were me, the two kings would be together for 8,000 years, so that the ending would be perfect. ”

"Yes, I can't recognize it as a daughter for so long. Does Zhu Yingtai have no breasts? ”

Luan Ling nodded sympathetically and supported her eldest sister. also demonstrated his full chest.

The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny. This sentence could not describe Yun Xiao's mood at this time.

I sincerely hope that these two goods will become kings, just don't call yourself.

The storytelling trick was completely smashed, and the helpless Yun Xiao had to move out of Daiyu's sister to bury the flowers again, which appeased the two emotionally rich women.

Chang'an, Pavilion Tao Princess's Mansion.

"Lord Wang, I have inquired clearly. The treasure house of Princess Guantao's mansion is in the rockery in the backyard, and it is surrounded by hard stones. Even the foundation is stone, and it is impossible to make a hole in it. At the entrance, there is a huge rock, and it is said that it takes four strong men to twist the winch together to rise.

This is only the first layer of doors, and there is a layer of iron doors inside. The lock is said to be caused by the descendants of the craftsmen of the pre-Qin court, and the serrated teeth of the key are divided into four sides, which are kept by Princess Guantao herself. The molten iron had been poured into the cracks in the stones, and it was impossible to open them with external force, and the place was guarded day and night, and there were vicious dogs that barked at the slightest movement.

It is not an exaggeration to say that this treasure house is impregnable, if it is said that which place in the entire princess's mansion is most likely to hide the marriage letter, Weichen thinks that it will definitely be that treasure house. ”

Han Anguo reported the information he had inquired about to Liu Wu, and he thought that the most likely place to hide the marriage letter was the treasure house located in the rockery.

"I didn't expect the second sister to have such a hand, and we don't know how many times we have lived in this princess's mansion. I didn't know that there was such a place, and the boulder was easy to handle, but the iron gate in here was a bit troublesome. The second sister of the key is carried all day long, and it is difficult to get it. ”

Liu Wu scratched his head and looked at Han Anguo, hoping that he would give him a good idea.

"Lord Wang, that winch is easy to do. Ling Erfei can be twisted by himself, but this iron door is not easy to get, and it is difficult to explain that it is not easy to be found.

However, Wei Chen knows a person from this room, and he must be able to help. ”

"Who, say it quickly. No matter what the price is, the lonely king must get the marriage letter. ”

"Does the prince remember Lord Sima Ji? Wei Chen knew that he had an apprentice named Zheng Bin, who had practiced bone shrinking skills since he was a child, and heard that he could drill through the hole in the big bowl with his whole body. (To be continued......)