Chapter 457: Boy's Urine (Part 1)

"Yo, Boss Kong is a cheerful person." Luo Tian smiled faintly.

Kong Tianxing swallowed his saliva, barely squeezing out a smile on his face.

What are you kidding, if he doesn't hurry up, his life will be lost!

He's only in his forties, and he doesn't want to be in the coffin so early.

The most important thing now is to ask Luo Tian to cure his illness as soon as possible, just like Luo Tian said, no matter how much money you make, what is the use of people dying?

"Luo Tian, you are so handsome! Thank you today for helping the company solve a big problem! Li Yanran said gratefully.

Li Yanran is just a woman, in front of Kong Tianxing, these black intermediaries, there is no bargaining qualification at all, thanks to Luo Tian coming forward, otherwise so many company employees would really have to live in the office.

Luo Tian waved his hand and said with a smile on his face: "Sister Yanran, don't say thank you to me, you and Ling Wei are heartbroken for the company, as a member of the company, I should help the company do something!" ā€

"That...... Guru...... I've already called the money, when are you free to help me get treated? ā€

Kong Tianxing laughed awkwardly twice, and looked at Luo Tian eagerly.

"This is simple," Luo Tian smiled faintly, just wanted to take out the green pill in his pocket, but then he thought about it, wouldn't it be too simple if he handed over the pill to Kong Tianxing like this?

With a roll of his eyes, Luo Tian turned his head and walked towards a woman in the crowd with a baby in her arms.

"This eldest sister, is your child a boy or a girl?"

"Boy."

Luo Tian nodded with satisfaction: "It's good to be a boy!" Eldest sister, I'll go find a bowl, please let your baby bring you a bowl of boy urine! ā€

Boy pee?

The people around who were watching the excitement widened their eyes and stared at Luo Tian curiously.

Everyone couldn't help but wonder for a while, what does Luo Tian want the boy to pee?

"Master, what do you want this boy to pee for? Should it be ......" Kong Tianxing seemed to think of something bad, his face instantly became gloomy, and he asked in a panic: "Should you use the child's urine as a medicine primer?" ā€

Luo Tian was slightly stunned, and then nodded: "Boss Kong, you are very witty!" ā€

"That's right, the reason for your kidney deficiency is because you are addicted to alcohol, and if you want to give full play to the full effect of my medicine, you must use children's urine as a medicine! After all, child urine is the purest thing in the world. ā€œ

Hiss......

There was a gasp at the scene.

Everyone looked at Kong Tianxing in amazement, and their eyes showed a bit of sympathy.

"Young man, don't worry, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, I'll let my son pee," the eldest sister holding the child laughed, patted her chest and promised, "My baby has no other skills, the kung fu of peeing is the best in the world, the boy urine, the tube is full!" ā€

"Mr. Kong, the bowl has been found, do you think this is suitable?"

One of his subordinates ran back happily with a large bowl in both hands, which he bought from the beef ramen restaurant next door, and it was enough to hold at least two catties of boy urine!

Kong Tianxing: "?? ā€

Why did Lao Tzu accept such a fool's subordinates?

You're going to kill me!

The eldest sister took the sea bowl and left with the child in her arms, and when she returned, the big bowl was full of child urine.

The eldest sister smiled and was in a very happy mood, after all, when she went out in the future, she could also pat her chest and brag - even Boss Kong had drunk my baby's urine!

It's still a big bowl!

Luo Tian smiled faintly, pointed to the large sea bowl, and said quietly: "Mr. Kong, let's do it!" ā€

"Let's do it!"

Everyone said in unison.

Kong Tianxing looked confused, thinking to himself Lao Tzu's cure, what are you bastards doing?

Isn't it interesting to watch people drink child urine?

Kong Tianxing's face turned dark, and it seemed really interesting to see everyone's gloating look......

", it!"

Kong Tianxing took the bowl of boy's urine, pinched his nose, closed his eyes, as if drinking poison, he barely took a sip, only to feel a strange smell in his nose, and suddenly it was difficult to swallow half a mouthful.

"Master, why don't you prescribe medicine to me directly, this medicine is too rushing, and it is spicy!" Kong Tianxing looked at Luo Tian with a bitter face, almost crying.

"It is recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica" that the smell of children's urine is salty, cold, and non-toxic. It is mainly used to treat cold, heat, headache, warmth, and boys. Luo Tian sneered and said coldly, "I have prepared the medicine for you, whether you drink it or not is your business, if you don't drink it, you will die at that time, but don't blame me for not saving me when I die!" ā€

"This ...... I drink! ā€

Kong Tianxing is really desperate, in order to cure the disease of kidney deficiency, he has found many well-known experts at home and abroad, and also prescribed a lot of expensive drugs, but after tossing for two years, it is useless, and now Luo Tian is his last life-saving straw, let alone drinking the urine of the boy, even if he is asked to eat soil, he has to go!

Immediately, Kong Tianxing picked up the bowl and dried up the bowl of boy's urine.

"Hiccup~"

Kong Tianxing couldn't help but burp.

"Hahaha......"

Everyone at the scene covered their stomachs, looked at Kong Tianxing and laughed, and many people laughed so much that they were on their backs.

Boss Kong, are you here to be funny, you can drink even more urine, how and thirsty you are!

"Boss Kong, have you drunk enough?" The eldest sister holding the child said kindly, "If you are still hungry, I will ask my baby to give you some more ......"

Kong Tianxing's face darkened.

Luo Tian took out the medicine bottle, took out a pill from it, and handed it to Kong Tianxing's palm.

"Eat it and try what it feels like."

Kong Tianxing didn't say a word, and swallowed the pill directly into his stomach.

In the next second, Kong Tianxing suddenly covered his stomach, squatted on the ground and vomited.

After vomiting for a while, with the support of several subordinates, Kong Tianxing slowly got up, his face gradually turned yellow and red, and his whole body felt an indescribable happiness!

Immediately afterward, he felt a burst of warmth coming from under his crotch.

Like a small bamboo shoot that has been silent for many years, it suddenly rains in spring, and it germinates quickly and grows......

"It's moving, it's moving!"

"I can feel it again! I—I'm a man again! Woowoo woo ......"

Kong Tianxing grabbed Luo Tian's arm tightly with both hands, couldn't control the excitement in his heart, and shouted excitedly.

Under the excitement, Kong Tianxing jumped a few times excitedly, and the joy was overflowing.

"Master, I really thank you so much, it's so refreshing to show off your male style again! If it weren't for your help, I guess I would really not lift it for the rest of my life! ā€

Luo Tiandao: "I don't need to say anything about gratitude, be a good person in the future, do less of these black-hearted deals, spend more time with my family, don't be too addicted to wine, otherwise I will hollow out my body again!" ā€

Then, Luo Tian glanced at Li Yanran meaningfully: "Brother, you have to remember that women are tigers, and since ancient times, there have only been tired cows, and there is no ploughed land!" ā€

(End of chapter)